Fiction
The many voices of Ken Kalfus
Laura Miller reviews Ken Kalfus's short story collection, 'Thirst'.
The average short-story collection, especially when it’s a writer’s first book, is usually a cautious thing, an array of carefully crafted variations on a theme or two, a place, a social class, an emotion. Ken Kalfus’ extraordinary first book, “Thirst,” starts out like this, with two stories (“Bouquet” and the title story) that sketch the confounding of a repressed Irish au pair in Paris as she encounters a seductive Algerian boy.
But those stories are followed by “The Joy and Melancholy Baseball Trivia Quiz,” a mock Q&A in which routine questions about baseball stats lead into a series of mysterious anecdotes in which the game itself dissolves and becomes meaningless in the face of chance and human perversity. That’s followed by “Cats in Space,” a tale about the random cruelty of children and the stealthy encroachment of conscience set in a Northeastern suburb; “The Republic of St. Mark, 1849,” about a dying Venetian merchant who flees the besieged city in a balloon; and the peculiar “Night and Day You Are the One,” in which an import/export businessman wakes up in one of two alternate lives every morning, one on the Upper East Side of Manhattan and the other on the Upper West.
The scope of “Thirst” keeps expanding with each story: Here Kalfus deftly executes a realistic depiction of the vacillations of a young husband contemplating adultery with his wife’s close friend, there he’s spinning a Borges-like fable about a tribe of refugees who have been on the road so long their nomadism has evolved into a culture of its own. Miraculously, he’s at home in all of these modes and with each of these voices, and his own virtuosity hasn’t given him a swelled head, just the eagerness to attempt each fresh challenge. Every new American fiction writer has to confront the behemoth of popular culture, if only to purge it from his or her work; Kalfus opts for maintaining a thread of knowing humor throughout, a remarkably unchilly irony. Here’s a sample from his funky, clever riff on Italo Calvino’s “Invisible Cities,” which Kalfus has transmuted into a description of a series of fantastical shopping malls, each with a girl’s name:
Emma is so upmarket that its boutiques are named for designers that you have never heard of; nor are you allowed to hear of them. If you do learn the names of these designers, Emma’s security commandos abduct you to a secret location within a remote discount store and chemically induce memory loss. If the commando team fails (induced memory loss is still a developing field), the shop goes out of business and is replaced by a store dedicated to an even more exclusive designer, selling clothes at prices too high to be pronounced by the human voice.
Another mall is stocked with golden fleeces and holy grails (all priced just out of reach), another has no parking lot (“Would-be shoppers drive around it for hours … allow themselves to be entertained by their car radios, snack on whatever provisions they have brought with them, and then return home”). And yet another, “located in a subterranean fissure,” is “patronized exclusively by the dead.” So much for Kmart realism. “Invisible Malls” marries European literary fabulism and American social satire as happily as Astaire was paired with Rogers.
The real stunner in this collection, though, is “No Grace on the Road,” in which all of Kalfus’ diverse writerly strengths are summoned to create a potent corker of a story. Told by Palin Ni Lap, a European-schooled economist from a small, unnamed South Asian country, stranded with his American wife in a peasant family’s hovel during a monsoon, it seethes with the complex rage, pride and frustration of an educated third world aristo who can’t find an easy place for himself at home or abroad. Palin sees with the painful clarity of a perpetual outsider, whether he’s looking at his own people (“My soldiers did not want to kill as much as they wanted to spend their ammunition; a few rounds of bullets at three piastres a shot would be the most expensive consumption their lives would ever allow”) or his wife’s wide-eyed craving for experience (“it made me wonder if I was an object of love or, like much else in this country, merely a detail in the composition of an ‘interesting’ life”).
When Palin gets driven out into the storm in order to retrieve a bottle of Bufferin that might save one of the peasants’ children, he plunges into hallucinatory chaos — “bubbling soil … as pungent as blood … the jungle dark as the bottom of the ocean” — and finds himself naked and humbled, beset by shadows and praying to the tiger god of his homeland. It’s a rare writer who can combine keen, grounded, psychological observation with visionary headiness, who can make you feel a character’s acute cultural dislocation without ever stooping to lectures — and an even rarer writer who can meld all of these elements into a sinuous, powerful whole. Kalfus does all of this in a story told from the point of view of a character very different from himself, heartening in this age of autobiographical fiction.
It’s exhilarating to discover a young writer with so much range and so little self-consciousness about exploring it. The publication of “Thirst” marks the debut of a major talent.
Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
50 shades of Shutterstock
Slide show: Everyone's favorite light-bondage bestseller illustrated by inexplicable stock photography SLIDE SHOW
This week, for roughly the millionth time, E.L. James’ romance-bondage trilogy “50 Shades” nabs the No. 1, 2 and 3 spots on the New York Times bestseller lists. We don’t get it either. Every page of that book, which famously began as “Twilight” fan fiction, elicits a sigh of confusion and weird secondary embarrassment. The question is: Who would read this? (The answer is: Apparently everyone.) It’s the same baffled, helpless feeling we get when we sort through stock photos on a daily basis. Stock photos – which have been the subject of recent outstanding Internet satire – are used by this site, and many others, to illustrate our flood of content. Many are plain and simple, but a good portion are flat-out mind-blowing. Why did anyone think that photo was a good idea? It only made sense to join these forces. And so, we present to you passages from the most head-scratching bestseller of our time, illustrated with the assistance of inexplicable stock photography.
Megaphone by Natalie Bakopoulos
Miracles happen, even in an Athens crippled by a garbage strike, to a young mother unsure of her ability to love
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s the third week of the garbage strike and Athens has begun to smell. Bright-colored trash bags fill the curbs and alleyways, and we have learned to step over the rubbish and avoid the blocks that had become unnavigable. We know which stretches are particularly foul — a stretch along Mavili Square, or the entire top end of Monastiraki. Odos Athinas is a sea of trash, and Omonia is ghastly but we don’t go there anyway. May has gone from unseasonably cool to raging hot, and the garbage seems to be melting. In front of the museum it’s like yet another installation project. When I arrive each morning I want to wretch.
Continue Reading CloseNatalie Bakopoulos's first novel, "The Green Shore," will be published by Simon & Schuster in June 2012. Her work has appeared in Tin House, Ninth Letter, Granta Online, and The O. Henry Prize Stories 2010, and she is a contributing editor for the online journal Fiction Writers Review. More Natalie Bakopoulos.
Almost by Chris Pavone
She never thought of herself as ambitious, until motherhood and career collided in one horrifying hospital ride
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s just before dawn when Isabel puts the final page down on the fat stack of paper that sits on the rumpled bedspread, next to an overflowing crystal ashtray and a crumpled soft-pack of cigarettes. She’d tried Wellbutrin and Xanax; she’d used patches and gum. In the end, the only thing that made her quit smoking was being pregnant.
But then, after everything, she couldn’t help but start up again. At first it was just a single cigarette per day, or two. Then it became a few, and within months she was back to full-throttle. Over the past couple of years, she’s tried to quit a few times, but not seriously. She anticipates — she accepts — failure. Because she doesn’t want to quit, not really. She wants instead to try, and fail.
Continue Reading CloseMemorial Day fiction: Are we there yet?
Salon exclusive: At the start of the summer fiction season, new stories from Chris Pavone and Natalie Bakopoulos
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) “Are we there yet?”
It’s a dreaded sentence. When it’s spoken by an anxious child from the back seat, it’s enough to make stressed-out parents wish they’d never taken a family vacation in the first place. And even if it’s delivered as a sing-songy punch line, from an impatient partner or spouse on a long road trip, it’s an irritating eye-roller of a joke.
So this Memorial Day weekend — the unofficial start of the summer vacation season, and therefore the summer fiction season — we asked two novelists to reclaim the sentence in a new and adult context. For our latest fiction project, there was only one simple rule: Each story had to include the line “Are we there yet?” in a fresh and surprising way.
Continue Reading CloseDavid Daley is the senior culture editor of Salon. More David Daley.
“Frankenstein” remixed
This masterful new adaptation of Mary Shelley's classic novel may be the best interactive fiction yet
Whatever interactive fiction is (and we’re still figuring that out) it suffers from all the problems of traditional fiction and then some. The vast majority of novels and short stories aren’t much good, but when a branching fiction — along the lines of the old “Choose Your Own Adventure” children’s books — fails to engage, the first impulse is to blame the form rather than the content. Let “Frankenstein,” just released by Inkle Studios and Profile Books, serve as a reproach to that reflex. The app is a creative, subtle and sensitive adaptation of Mary Shelley’s classic novella, and it has singlehandedly renewed this critic’s hopes for interactive fiction.
Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
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