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Wednesday, Apr 7, 1999 5:36 PM UTC1999-04-07T17:36:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The ecology of computer viruses

Who was vulnerable to Melissa? Only users and companies who'd standardized on a software "monoculture" -- like Microsoft's.

I admit it: I am highly amused that a virus named after a topless dancer from Florida managed to bring the Internet to its (figurative) knees. I can be amused, since I wasn’t affected by the virus in the least. Unlike the hapless users who found that a list of porn-site passwords had been sent from their machines to 50 of their nearest and dearest friends, I’m on a Mac, and I use Word Perfect and Eudora.

Although the press trumpeted Melissa as the worst Internet attack since the Robert Morris Worm, only computers running a particular combination of Microsoft software were vulnerable in any meaningful way. You had to be running Windows and Word 97 and Outlook e-mail. People who weren’t just sat back and wondered what the fuss was all about.

For those of us who pay attention to such things, the fuss was, at its root, about organizations mandating a certain operating system, word processor and e-mail program for all of their users. Turns out that many of the places reporting an infestation of Melissa (and its variants) were corporations and government agencies that had enforced a single standard for computing within their confines.

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Tuesday, Nov 23, 1999 5:00 PM UTC1999-11-23T17:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Swords, spells and Academy Awards?

Diablo II vies to be the first role-playing game to be sanctified by Hollywood.

Swords, spells and Academy Awards?
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For eight minutes, we are in another world. A dying man lies on the ground of his cell in a medieval insane asylum, as dust motes float in a Brownian dance across a shaft of sunlight. As he tells the story of meeting a stranger at a crossroads inn, we see the tale unfold before us. A hooded figure staggers into the inn, drawing the attention of the hardened warriors who sit and drink around the fire. The stranger is in pain, barely able to contain the demons that reside within him. We watch as the demons are temporarily unleashed, easily killing all but the narrator, who hides in the corner and watches. The inn is set ablaze, and the stranger walks out, the narrator following him on his journey. Roll credits.

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Monday, Aug 16, 1999 4:00 PM UTC1999-08-16T16:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The teeny-weeny Web server

It's the size of a match head and costs a buck, but can serve audio clips and thousands of Web pages.

Remember the olden days of computing, way back when a Web server was laughably massive — at least the size of a box of matches? Those steam-engine days are long gone, thanks to Hariharasubrahmanian Shrikumar, a computer science graduate student at the University of Massachusetts. Hariharasubrahmanian (Shri, to his friends) has developed a Web server that works on a $1 microprocessor the size of a match head. If Shri has his way, these micro-Web servers will soon be everywhere, from alarm clocks to corporate air conditioning systems, perhaps even riding on the backs of small animals as tracking devices.

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Wednesday, Jun 23, 1999 4:00 PM UTC1999-06-23T16:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Meesa like Web talk?

Stand aside Swedish Chef, Jar Jar Binks translates the Net.

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As if you needed more Jar Jar in your life, the Jar-Jargonizer has appeared — to translate e-mail and Web pages from English to the annoying patois of “The Phantom Menace’s” Jar Jar Binks. You can even send translated mail directly from the site. Amaze your friends! Frighten your enemies!

Created by Scott Murdock and Ken Wilson of Bad Movie Night, the Jar-Jargonizer is a toy for both Jar Jar fans and Jar Jar haters alike. According to Murdock, “Ken thoroughly hated ‘The Phantom Menace’ and felt that it was an insult to all true ‘Star Wars’ fans. I liked the movie but winced every time Jar Jar Binks spoke.”

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Monday, Jun 7, 1999 4:00 PM UTC1999-06-07T16:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Will Linux be banned down under?

The source code's four-letter words could run afoul of new Australian censorship legislation.

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Did the drafters of Australia’s new Net censorship legislation ever imagine that
their rules might ban Linux? After all, the Linux source code has quite a
few instances of the word “fuck” sprinkled throughout, mostly as commentary
about problems with software. Can an operating system be considered unsuitable for minors?

Using grep — the powerful Unix search command — to go through a recent version of Linux, I came up with some comment lines and error messages
that were clearly intended as the sort of coarse humor engineers of all sorts engage in.

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Monday, May 10, 1999 4:00 PM UTC1999-05-10T16:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Write your name on Mars

Space enthusiasts are signing their names to a CD bound for Mars -- where it will be radiated beyond recognition.

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When will you get a chance to visit Mars? Who knows — but your name could easily make its way onto the very next mission. By visiting the Sign
Up For Mars
Web site, you can give NASA your name and let space agency officials burn it onto a CD-ROM that will be carried to the Red Planet on the Mars Surveyor 2001 Lander. John Lee, a program analyst for the Mars 2001 mission, expects to collect “3 to 4 million names at a minimum.”

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