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Drama Queen for a Day: Mr. Mom

Missing nipples and forgotten diapers: Vote for Dad's worst domestic moment.

Not since Michael Keaton fed his toddler chili in “Mr. Mom” have so many parents (and adult offspring) cringed at the spectacle of domestic inexperience. After hearing your harrowing tales of dads’ well-meaning mess-making, we say, “Let the cleanup begin!”

But first we must address the many readers who were displeased with the subject of this particular Drama Queen contest: Dad’s worst parenting moment. Those of you familiar with Drama Queen for a Day know of our grand tradition of rewarding you for your tales of less-than-perfect parenting or rants about life’s bizarre twists and turns. It was not our intent to scrutinize and deplore the deficiencies of dads who care for their children, but rather to highlight the many small sacrifices of sanity parenting requires. We think you’ll find the nominated stories both familiar and hilarious, no matter what your parent-gender status.

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Tuesday, Feb 14, 2012 4:08 PM UTC2012-02-14T16:08:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The hysterical American decline

As frenzied elites try to cling to world dominance, we can learn important lessons from Vietnam and Iraq

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This piece originally appeared on TomDispatch.

Significant anniversaries are solemnly commemorated — Japan’s attack on the U.S. naval base at Pearl Harbor, for example. Others are ignored, and we can often learn valuable lessons from them about what is likely to lie ahead. Right now, in fact.

At the moment, we are failing to commemorate the 50th anniversary of President John F. Kennedy’s decision to launch the most destructive and murderous act of aggression of the post-World War II period: the invasion of South Vietnam, later all of Indochina, leaving millions dead and four countries devastated, with casualties still mounting from the long-term effects of drenching South Vietnam with some of the most lethal carcinogens known, undertaken to destroy ground cover and food crops.

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Noam Chomsky is Institute Professor (retired) at MIT. He is the author of many books and articles on international affairs and social-political issues, and a long-time participant in activist movements.  More Noam Chomsky

Tuesday, Feb 14, 2012 3:15 PM UTC2012-02-14T15:15:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Occupy Valentine’s Day

From a "Parks and Rec"-inspired holiday to Quirkyalone Day, the "romantic-industrial complex" is under attack

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A man and a woman are lying in bed under the covers, both of them beaming. She’s holding a handwritten sign that reads in part, “F–k a dozen roses.”

It’s one of several photos on the web site Occupy Valentine’s Day, which applies the ethos of the anti-Wall Street movement to the consumerism of cupid’s holiday — and it’s just the latest attempt at creating an alternative celebration. “I think we need a new and different type of analysis around relationships,” says Samhita Mukhopadhyay, the site’s creator and author of “Outdated: Why Dating Is Ruining Your Love Life.” “This is not about being anti-love, but instead anti the unfair structures that forces us to love a certain way.”

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Tuesday, Feb 14, 2012 3:05 PM UTC2012-02-14T15:05:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Literature for your love woes

Never been in love? Obsessed with someone who lives far away? Our guest columnists have classic books for you

Authors Jack Murnighan and Maura Kelly.

Authors Jack Murnighan and Maura Kelly.

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Last week, we asked you to tell us about your love woes for a special Valentine's Day advice column. Many of you responded; while our guest columnists couldn't answer everyone, we hope the following responses -- the first in a series of two installments -- will inspire you to seek wisdom and comfort in the words of some of literature's true greats. For more on love in classic literature check out Maura and Jack's book, "Much Ado About Loving" (out now). We'll publish the second set of answers this afternoon.

Dear Jack and Maura,

I’m a 23-year-old straight male, and I’ve never been in a relationship. In fact, I’ve never even been on a second date before (and only a couple of first dates, for that matter). I’ve only ever kissed two girls, and that’s the extent of my sexual experience. I feel like I’ve missed out on so much over the years, and it’s made me wonder if there might be something horribly wrong with me. I’m seriously on the brink of giving up on dating (and everything that goes with it) altogether.

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Maura Kelly is co-author (with Jack Murnighan) of "Much Ado About Loving: What Our Favorite Novels Can Teach You About Date Expectations, Not So-Great Gatsbys, and Love in the Time of Internet Personals."   More Maura Kelly

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Tuesday, Feb 14, 2012 2:07 PM UTC2012-02-14T14:07:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Pakistan’s crippling turf war

A tense standoff between the military, government and judiciary could throw the nation into turmoil

Pakistani Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani waves upon his arrival at the Supreme Court for a hearing in Islamabad, Pakistan, Monday, Feb. 13, 2012

Pakistani Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani waves upon his arrival at the Supreme Court for a hearing in Islamabad, Pakistan, Monday, Feb. 13, 2012 (Credit: AP Photo/B.K. Bangash)

This article originally appeared on GlobalPost.

ISLAMABAD — Pakistan’s story has long been dominated by a power struggle between its two main characters: the country’s mighty military and its weak civilian government. Now, as if the story weren’t sordid enough, the rise of Pakistan’s judiciary has introduced a third character, one that analysts worry could be highly unpredictable.

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Tuesday, Feb 14, 2012 1:00 PM UTC2012-02-14T13:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

What a GOP cave looks like

The House’s top Republicans desperately want to retreat on the payroll tax – if the Tea Party lets them

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House Speaker John Boehner of Ohio listens at left as House Majority Leader Eric Cantor of Va., talks about jobs and the latest government report on unemployment, Friday, Feb. 3, 2012, during a news conference on Capitol Hill in Washington. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite) (Credit: AP)

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Since the 112th Congress was seated more than a year ago, the Republican House Conference has served as a generally reliable reflection of the Tea Party movement’s passions and priorities. A significant chunk of its members — mainly freshmen, but also some veterans — are explicitly aligned with the movement, while those who aren’t know better than to break too loudly or too publicly with it, lest they fall victim to a primary challenge.

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