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“Dudley Do-Right”

Brendan Fraser does the sweet-but-stupid big lug shtick again -- and again, and again ...

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Not to disparage anybody’s acting skills, but it does frequently happen that the best part of a Brendan Fraser movie is the part where he href="/ent/movies/reviews/1998/11/20reviewb.html">takes off his shirt.
Unfortunately, in “Dudley Do-Right,” the live-action version of the vintage cartoon series about a goody-goody Canadian Mountie, Fraser’s pectorals
remain hopelessly, stubbornly clad throughout. It probably won’t make any difference to filmgoers under 10, but it does present a problem for the
rest of the audience. With no six-pack of steel to focus on, viewers can’t help
but notice the limitations of the movie’s literal hit-you-over-the-head humor.

The movie is an old-fashioned (or, to put it another way, dated) series of slapstick gags surrounding the pathological klutziness of
its hero. Dudley falls off chairs — repeatedly. He gets whacked with loose floorboards — repeatedly. He rides his horse backward, and at one point
even finds himself standing underneath a falling moose head. Somehow, unless your name is Curly, Larry or Moe, this stuff just doesn’t work as well with real actors as it does in 2-D.

While the movie’s Teletubby-like devotion to the again! again! brand of entertainment is clearly a well-intentioned nod to the mind-set of its
target audience, it’s hard to imagine any but the very youngest of viewers not getting fidgety from it. The same lame gag, replayed over and over again, doesn’t exactly get better each time. No wonder Dudley’s arch-nemesis Snidely Whiplash (Alfred Molina) declares that it’s more fun to be the bad guy — the job certainly offers more variety.

Despite its tedious high shtick quotient, “Dudley” is not entirely without its pleasures. Like its predecessor, “George of the Jungle,” the
film does strive to pay homage to its Jay Ward heritage, inserting welcome smatterings of grown-up humor along with the head trauma stuff. There’s a
brand new and surprisingly enjoyable “Fractured Fairy Tale” tacked on before the main attraction. And the film’s core premise is a fairly
sophisticated and remarkably ballsy — especially for a kids’ movie — dig at the marketing monolith (and competing studio) that is Disney.

The story is set in motion when supervillain Snidely Whiplash — the greatest menace to hail from the north since Terrence and
Philip
farted their way to infamy — bullies his way into buying up a sleepy little Canadian town, creates an artificial gold rush and
turns it into a tacky, overpriced tourist mecca overnight, renaming it in honor of himself. Sure, the “yuppie wetbacks” from the United States get a kick out of panning for nuggets in the local stream, but the real allure of Snidely’s metropolis is in the recreational facilities and brightly lit shopping arcade — where visitors can stock up on an array of merchandise emblazoned with its founder’s distinctive silhouette. Sound like any place you know?

For a while, it might seem like the dastardly Snidely has the upper hand — but that’s just the
problem. As a respected business leader with his own Secret Hangout and Day Spa, he’s now, to his chagrin, the town’s redeemer and good guy. And a
frustrated Dudley, rechristening himself Do-Wrong, is so blind with rage over Snidely’s triumph he’s driven to foul acts of vandalism, like TP-ing
the mini-golf course. But with the aid of a resourceful town drunk (Eric Idle) and a helpful tribe of show-tune-loving Indians with names like Standing Room Only, Dudley may yet regain his rightness and restore Canada’s pastoral charm.

“Dudley Do-Right” isn’t a bad movie, and it’s frequently clever and funny. But, while he’s
undeniably skilled at physical comedy and at playing the sweet-but-stupid big lug, Fraser isn’t doing anything here he hasn’t done a dozen times before. Whether he keeps his shirt on or off, he has the look now of a stage actor who’s played the same role so often, he could be mentally composing his grocery list while emoting for the audience. Molina does a perfunctory job as the mustache-twirling Snidely. But poor Sarah Jessica Parker — as the girl both Snidely and Dudley love, she has little to do but wince sympathetically every time her Mountie injures himself.

But it’s not the acting that’s the main flaw here. While it may be a bit much to expect the movie’s youthful target audience to fully appreciate a satire of gentrification and consumer manipulation (especially when they leave the movie theater clamoring for Dudley Do-Right action figures), that’s exactly the kind of skeptical, up-with-simplicity message kids could use more of. So it’s too bad that the concept gets lost in so much clichid pratfalling and such uninspired, where’s-my-paycheck? performances.

As the summer’s earlier kid hit, “The Iron Giant,” proves, it’s entirely
possible to put a point across in a movie that doesn’t skimp on jokes
or action. “Dudley” has enough flickers of Jay Ward’s gloriously subversive
sensibility to make it watchable, but it also has enough lengthy stretches
of pure triteness to make it easy to skip altogether. In the end, it’s
neither Dudley Do-Right nor Do-Wrong, but merely Dudley Do-Just-So-So.

Mary Elizabeth Williams

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Wednesday, Feb 15, 2012 12:45 PM UTC2012-02-15T12:45:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Oscar-nominated Oldman still feels Globe snub

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Gary Oldman as Sid Vicious, Count Dracula and George Smiley

Gary Oldman as Sid Vicious, Count Dracula and George Smiley

A woman in the audience gets up to ask Gary Oldman a question. He’s finally been nominated for an Academy Award, 26 years after his breakthrough performance in “Sid and Nancy,” she says, but it’s for the quietest and most subdued role of his entire career. He has played Beethoven and Dracula and Lee Harvey Oswald, as well as Sid Vicious; does he regret that “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy” didn’t allow him to show more emotional range?

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Friday, Feb 10, 2012 6:10 PM UTC2012-02-10T18:10:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

And the Oscar goes to … “Twilight”!

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I’m here to make a modest proposal. What if the Oscars — an imaginary Oscars, a thought-experiment Oscars, the Oscars of an alternate universe — honored movies that people actually liked?

No, I know, I know — they sometimes do, pretty much on the stopped-clock-occasionally-correct principle. And somebody must like each of this year’s best-picture nominees, with the possible exception of the universally allergenic “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close.” (I appreciated one reader’s recent comment that the hidden virtue of that film lay in combining the annual quota of schmaltzy Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock vehicles into one compact package.) After all, the whole reason why “The Artist” appears to be the front-runner is because it’s charming and unpretentious and nearly impossible to dislike — although I don’t happen to think it’s all that great — whereas the other nominees do not share that quality.

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Friday, Feb 10, 2012 1:00 AM UTC2012-02-10T01:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Pick of the week: A spectacular Cuban-jazz love story

Pick of the week: Surprise Oscar nominee "Chico & Rita" is a smoldering animated romance, with killer music

A still from "Chico & Rita"

A still from "Chico & Rita"

A dazzling and delightful work of modernist animation, a classic movie romance and a hip-swinging, finger-popping tale of musical revolution, “Chico & Rita” is the first big serendipitous surprise of 2012. Like a lot of other people, I saw this title on the list of Oscar-nominated animated features and gave a baffled shrug. I’d barely heard of it: A movie about Cuban jazz, co-directed by Fernando Trueba, a Spanish filmmaker who won a foreign-language Oscar in 1993 for “Belle Époque,” the erotic roundelay that helped bring Penélope Cruz to international stardom. It sounded, you know, somewhat interesting, a niche film, perhaps a bit educational and spinachy.

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Thursday, Feb 9, 2012 1:00 AM UTC2012-02-09T01:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Woody Harrelson’s Oscar-worthy moment

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Woody Harrelson in "Rampart"

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There are all kinds of reasons, good and bad, why Woody Harrelson doesn’t usually play leading roles: He’s not handsome in exactly the right way (although I’m confident lots of people find him sexy), he’s associated with comedies and action flicks rather than romance or drama, he’s losing his hair, he doesn’t seem quite the right age and never did. (For the record, Harrelson is exactly the same age as George Clooney and a year older than Tom Cruise.) Another problem is that this big, loping, vulpine guy with the enormous head and the electric-blue eyes sometimes seems as if he’s going to swallow the movie whole, which is what happens in Oren Moverman’s intriguing indie cop drama, “Rampart.” This movie’s too small and too dark to have gotten Harrelson into the overcrowded best-actor race, but it’s without question one of the year’s great performances.

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Wednesday, Feb 8, 2012 1:00 AM UTC2012-02-08T01:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

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Clockwise from upper left: Asa Butterfield in "Hugo," George Clooney in "The Descendants," Thomas Horn in "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close" and Brad Pitt in "The Tree of Life"

Clockwise from upper left: Asa Butterfield in "Hugo," George Clooney in "The Descendants," Thomas Horn in "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close" and Brad Pitt in "The Tree of Life"

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If in those days the Oscar campaign was a question of burnishing the imperial brass, this year it’s something quite different. These are the Oscars of wounded dads and autistic kids, of orphans in love with old movies and lonely guys struggling to break free of nostalgia. When you look at this year’s nominated films, it’s not like there’a a tenuous theme that halfway threads them together. There’s more like a torrent of male grief, sadness and loss that pretty well drowns you. These are the maudlin Oscars, “boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past”; the Therapy Oscars, the Oscars of Healing, the Oscars of Chicken Soup for the Hollywood Soul. I’m just not sure the therapy is likely to meet the patient’s needs.

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