Real superpower in a godless universe
BY CAMILLE PAGLIA
(09/22/99)
Camille Paglia’s belief that the conservative’s hatred for Hillary Rodham Clinton is due to her cosseting by the mainstream media is off the mark. The conservative right’s hatred for Clinton is largely due to her being a symbol for the cultural changes that have occurred since the 1940s and 1950s — women moving back into the workplace, women campaigning for reproductive freedom and minority rights, and the toppling of Protestant Christianity’s wink-wink nudge-nudge status as the unofficial state religion. Clinton is rightly seen not only as a symbol of the changes, but as someone who helped bring them about.
If Paglia would go back and carefully examine the sources of the right-wing anti-Clinton effluent, she would soon find herself surrounded by reactionaries who still firmly believe that women should be subordinate to men, and that a woman’s role is still “barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen.” Paglia needn’t take my word for it; she can check the fundamentalist/evangelical Christian right’s broadcasts and publications.
I don’t doubt that Clinton has her flaws. She lacks a great leader’s ability to envision and compromise. Some of her financial dealings may be questionable. But to my mind, her cosseting by the Eastern media doesn’t begin to explain the abuse directed and abetted at her by the radical right’s slime machine.
– E. Lee DeGolyer
Austin, Texas
Camille Paglia praised the 19th century Romantic movement just before criticizing Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., as a “seething nest of proto-fascist impulses.”
What cheek! Fascism might as well be the political arm of the Romantic movement, like republicanism and the Enlightenment. Yes, Paglia is correct that the Romantics gave nature its due. Nature is amoral. Nature is the force of pure action, free from motivation or concern for consequence; resistance to nature is futile. And so Romanticism encourages us to see human affairs as well, valuing action and determined will above all else. For the Romantics, the only true expression was action, free of motivation or care for the consequences. Romantics embraced the ideal of writing human affairs in the language of nature: powerful, wild and terrible. Fascism is the truest political expression of the ethic of amoral action; to the fascist, action justifies itself.
If Paglia really finds Romanticism to be superior to all those other pesky modern intellectual movements that pretend that the world can be understood, rather than merely submitted to, then the “proto-fascist” McCain might be the candidate for her. Or perhaps she should take another look at Pat Buchanan. There’s nothing proto- about his fascist impulses, and no truer Romantic seeks the presidency today.
– R. Scott Rogers
Camille Paglia never wrote a truer word than she did when she criticized the major media’s appalling lack of coverage of the catastrophe in eastern North Carolina. I live in Maine now, but I come from eastern North Carolina and my family lives there still. The whole Eastern seaboard was watchful of Floyd’s approach and coverage was comprehensive and in-depth. Once the storm had moved through, however, while my father and others reported on a daily basis that “eastern North Carolina is sunk” there was nothing on national television or radio about the misery there. The arrogance behind this neglect is infuriating: If the prime vacation spots are spared, there isn’t really any there there. The people of eastern North Carolina will need months, even years, to recover from this disaster — the least that the rest of the country can do is bear witness to the event through media coverage.
I am immensely grateful that the president went to see Tarboro and similarly affected communities. I trace the media’s change of perspective on the situation to his visit; otherwise, I think eastern North Carolina’s plight would yet be invisible.
– Lisa D. Coble
Portland, Maine
Camille Paglia, who’d probably never heard of John McCain until his book tour, says he has “weirdly wary and over-intense eyes” and a “clenched, humorless jaw line.” In response, I can add little to this description of a brief period in McCain’s Vietnam imprisonment from Robert Timberg’s book “The Nightingale’s Song”:
Amid laughter and muttered oaths, he was slammed from one guard to another, bounced from wall to wall, knocked down, kicked, dragged to his feet, knocked back down, punched again and again in the face. When the beating was over, he lay on the floor, bloody, arms and legs throbbing, ribs cracked, several teeth broken off at the gumline … He was moved to another cell where his arms, battered, broken, and bruised in one way or another since the day he was shot down, were lashed behind his back, then cinched tightly together to intensify the pain. He was left on a stool … [For] the next several days … beatings were administered throughout the day … At night, the ropes were reapplied.
Gee, after five years of this, I think even Catherine Deneuve or Madonna would have wary and over-intense eyes and a clenched jaw line.
– Steve Messina
New York
The power of positive pinking
BY KRISTINA ROBBINS
(09/23/99)
Here’s what’s always been wrong with feminism: elitist
jerks like Kristina Robbins. Oh, sure, I can give her
some slack because she’s only 25 and hasn’t truly
experienced life in the real world yet. I’m a
stay-at-home mom and it pretty much doesn’t get
“realer” than that.
But I digress: I’m a feminist and as such I would
never in a million years make fun of, or relay stories
to “great comic effect” about hard-working
genuine women like the Mary Kay sellers in Robbins’
“exposi.” Why would women like Mary Kay Ash want to call
themselves “feminists” when they’re so looked down
upon by gals like Robbins? Sorry, you can only be a
part of our club if you don’t wear make-up (much less
sell it!), don’t use air-conditioning and
don’t drive Cadillacs. Also, you have to have gone to
college and use words like “patriarchy.”
Reality check: It’s really boring and tired to get all
worked up about whether women should wear lipstick or
not. The Mary Kay women are just
trying to improve their circumstances — and their skin-care regimen — in a positive, productive way. And they are doing it in a way that benefits other women. Isn’t that what feminism is all about?
– Amy Brickell
Yakima, Wash.
At about the same age — 25 — I, too, went underground to write about Mary
Kay for a regional women’s magazine in the Midwest. I didn’t pretend to
become a potential recruit, but I did pretend that I was interested in
saying something nice about what the organization supposedly was doing for
women. My raging feminism was also at its height, and was as yet untempered by
experience. (I’m now 47.)
It was great fun to read about Kristina Robbins’
experience in Dallas and realize how little has changed since I went to one
of those crazy, pink conventions. (Mary Kay’s son was president of the board
at the time; he, along with all the other — male — vice presidents of the
company, paraded around town daring to wear his pink suit in
cowboy bars, flaunting the amount of money he was making off mom.) What
I particularly enjoyed was Robbins’ insights about how Mary
Kay has changed, piecing together the bits of evolving culture to try to
attract new recruits — much like any other business.
I had reluctantly reached the same conclusions about whether Mary Kay was a good thing or not
having met a woman whose only “career” after her husband dumped her and her
two little kids was packing shotgun shells in a factory. Better that self-esteem and sense of belonging she achieved, not to mention the stability to
raise her kids on her own terms, than the life to which she had been
relegated. So what if Mary Kay made it a policy to not discuss her oil
wells in front of her husband so as to not damage his fragile ego?
– Deborah Fisher
I am a Mary Kay consultant who has seen what this wonderful company can do
for people. I really took offense to the line “I see Mary Kay … as being
warped by materialistic ideals, patriarchal images of female beauty and half-baked nauseating self-esteem tricks.” There are no “tricks” in Mary Kay. I
suggest that Kristina watch the video “Lessons and Legends.” She would have a better understanding of who Mary Kay Ash is, why she
started this company and what it really has done for women.
– Gigi Finkelstein
Salinas, Calif.
Robbins illustrates perfectly how complex real life actually is. For those of us
who carry abstract ideas in our heads, seeing things as they are and not as
we expect them to be is important.
The core function of feminism is to help women, not criticize them for poor
political choices. Robbins sees this and questions her expectations about
the evil empire she thought she’d encounter. If a group raises a
working-class woman’s self-esteem when other employment options available
to that woman do not, is she not better off?
– Ralph Hummel
Surrealist manifesto
BY JEFF STARK
(09/22/99)
Stereolab’s Tim Gane says, “To be unique was more important than to be good.”
It’s impossible to be good without being unique, but it’s very easy to
be unique while sucking wildly.
– Travis Hartnett
My passion for Stereolab continues to wax long after it should have maybe
waned. And that, of course, is because they continue to wax: Each of their albums is
a new, different world.
I first heard Stereolab in 1993, in Grand Rapids, Mich. I got dragged there by a
friend and expected the usual banal fare. What I got instead was a
transfusion of sorely needed vitality, in the form of alien-seeming
creatures, at the head of whom was a striking chanteuse with a page-boy haircut and an other-worldly voice — and all of them illuminated by a single
column of lavender light from overhead, shot through with smoke. They must
have played for two hours and in that time, all I could do was stand there and stare — and listen — transfixed. What I heard — and what I hear today — was a creative interplay of voice and fresh
instrumentation, a pointedly European air (in contrast
to the usual American pap that passes for pop), a sheer intelligence and an exciting
newness that gives the lie to the utterly obvious fact that God is dead.
Now how’s that for enthusiasm?
Today, when I listen to them outside on my Walkman, the whole
landscape of sight — buses, cars, animals, people, the scenes of daily life
here in Honolulu — is given a soundtrack, and pulses to the beat. Then, as sometimes happens, the reality of the world falls away, becoming a fictional accompanist to the realer world of
the music. What kind of music is it that can do that? Stereolab is underrated and underpaid. But who isn’t?
– Doug Thacker
Honolulu
Hog hell in North Carolina
BY FETZER MILLS JR.
(09/22/99)
After reading about the potential diseases that might arise from the
thousands of dead pigs in North Carolina (killed by Hurricane Floyd), I have
this to say: This is poetic justice. Factory farming of pigs is cruel and inhumane; by now it is well-known that pigs are more intelligent than dogs, and though people would not allow dogs to suffer in awful factory-farm conditions, they are happy to turn a blind eye toward
the maltreatment of pigs (the taste of bacon apparently being more important
than silly notions of compassion and mercy).
So, for the North Carolinians who get sick as a result of the decomposing
bodies of pigs they happily brutalized just a few weeks ago — as far as I’m
concerned, it serves them right.
– Michael Gurwitz
Silver Spring, Md.
Faster, pussycat … save me the aisle seat?
BY AMY REITER
(09/17/99)
Amy Reiter suggests that in researching his new book, aspiring author
Donald Trump “should listen to cockney-punk-folkie
Billy Bragg, who dedicated a song to GOP/Reform Party
straddler Pat Buchanan … at a D.C. gig
Wednesday night. The title? ‘The Fascists Are Bound to
Lose.’”
It seems that the irony of the evening escaped the
usually perspicacious Reiter, as well most of her
fellow concert-goers. After having taken a timeout
from singing to inveigh against Buchanan,
unimaginatively branding him a “fascist” for the
umpteenth time, Bragg proceeded to launch into an
anti-World Trade Organization diatribe that would have brought a smile to
“fair trader” Pat’s otherwise dour complexion.
Bragg is a fine singer-songwriter. And his resurrection of lost Woody
Guthrie lyrics (with alt.country mainstays Wilco)
on the recent “Mermaid Avenue” album registers among the
finest American musical achievements of the decade.
But as a political pundit, Bragg makes one pine
for the incessant drone of those hacks on the Fox News Channel.
– J.V. LaBeaume
Washington
It’s hard to work up much outrage about the Secret Service prostitution scandal, in which 11 members of the president’s elite protective service and various military personnel were found to have picked up escorts in Colombia, where they were doing advance work for the president’s visit. I guess it is probably not a good idea for the people in charge of protecting the president to leave themselves vulnerable to sexual blackmail, but on the other hand we do not live in a John Le Carré novel or “24″ episode, and I don’t think the threat of a honey-trap assassination conspiracy plot is very credible. If members of the Secret Service want to get drunk and hire escorts after work, that is their business. (As Melissa Gira Grant says, the only actual scandal here — and the reason this became an international incident — is that all these guys tried to bilk one of the women out of the money she was owed.)
But the predictable Washington mixture of prurient interest and moral posturing has turned this incident into grist for the scandals-and-investigations mill. And now we have the attempts at somehow making this a winning partisan issue for Republicans. Chuck Grassley, the senator from Iowa who triumphed over adversity and became the ranking Republican on the Senate Judiciary Committee despite being functionally illiterate, would like to know whether any White House staff also slept with escorts that evening. No one has made the claim, but Grassley’s asking just in case. (For a live peek at a future paranoid right-wing myth in its embryonic stage, read the comments on that Washington Times story: “I can just hear those paper shredders going a mile a minute in the white house, and the document forgers are being called in, you know the same ones that did the birth certificate.”) Grassley was on Fox last night to make sure viewers repeatedly heard baseless speculation as to the involvement of White House staff.
Rep. Pete King, Long Island Republican and stalwart publicity monger, has sent Secret Service Director Mark Sullivan a list of 50 questions about the scandal in order to make it appear that he is very seriously investigating this very serious incident.
For those outside Congress, for whom insinuating escort patronage by unnamed White House staff seems a bit of a reach, the game is to attempt to use the scandal to prove some point the fecklessness of Obama as a leader and his shameful failure to make everyone in Washington stop being so awful and wasteful all the time.
NRO’s Mark Steyn, after praising the fiscal discipline of the agent who attempted to bilk his escort (ugh), suggests that the moral of the story is that we pay too much for presidential security, and that all those agents and fancy bullet-proof Suburbans are wastes of taxpayer funds and evidence of broke post-Imperial America’s profligacy. Sarah Palin, who had every right to be personally aggrieved for once, after it was reported that the agent at the center of the scandal wrote gross sexist things about her on Facebook, was among the first to declare that the problem was with the “culture” Obama has created at the White House. (Karl Rove, smarter than most of these people, suggested that politicizing a Secret Service scandal was dumb and counterproductive. Secret Service Director Mark Sullivan, coincidentally, was elevated to his position under George W. Bush.)
The makeup of the Secret Service, obviously, has very little connection to the political party of the person occupying the White House. Like most American law enforcement agencies, it’s primarily white and overwhelmingly male, and, historically, the culture of the agency has had more than a whiff of machismo. These are not exactly the sort of public sector employees right-wingers get off on demonizing.
In fact, the right has had for years a sort of Clint Eastwood-inspired fantasy of the Secret Service agent as folk hero. Decent, hard-working men putting their lives on the line to protect a bunch of elitist ingrates. That ingratiating phony Bill Clinton and his frigid, hectoring monster of a wife weren’t deserving of such stolid, unflinching loyalty and service.
The fullest expression of this fantasy is in this classic chain email that made its way to every inbox in the nation during the second president Bush’s first term. According to this email, attributed to the unnamed author’s former neighbor, the president’s security detail was constantly disrespected by those awful Clintons and their terrible staff. Hillary Clinton was “arrogant and orally abusive.” “She forbade her daughter, Chelsea, from exchanging pleasantries with” agents. “Al Gore resented Bill Clinton and thought he was to centrist. He despised all republicans.” Agents prayed for Bush to win the election, and their reward was the joy they all felt in the presence of President Bush and his amazing, wonderful wife.
This nonsense has its roots in fake anti-Hillary attacks, attributed to imaginary Secret Service members, that Republican operatives spread to sympathetic media voices starting more or less the day Bill took office. Former Secret Service agents do plenty of gossiping and bitching, most frequently to Ronald Kessler, but their complaints don’t tend to track quite so directly to right-wing fantasy narratives.
But a popular trope is of the upstanding agents blanching at being asked to look the other way as libidinous Democratic presidents — Kennedy, Johnson, and Clinton — womanized. (Clinton was said to have threatened to fire agents who stymied his attempts to have trysts with Monica Lewinsky, though the agent who made the claim admitted to having invented it.) The pat moralism of the conservative Secret Service fantasy makes the agency’s lurid misadventure a bit funnier. It also explains why various people have to somehow convince themselves that the Obama administration somehow degraded the agency, through a lack of “management skills” or the widespread embrace of sexual deviance that is the logical end result of repealing the military’s ban on out gays and lesbians.
Being that it’s still March 2012 and we have no way of knowing who will actually be president by the end of January 2013 (besides “not Ron Paul,” obviously), it would seem to be a bit premature to speculate as to how the 2016 presidential race will shake out. And yet political reporters, finally bored perhaps with the inevitable Republican nomination of Mitt Romney, are already spewing forth predictions. Chris Cillizza at the Washington Post has even created a “Sweet 2016″ bracket.
The most important lesson of terrible premature presidential-campaign speculation is that nearly everyone who engages in it will be terribly, hilariously wrong. It doesn’t matter if you’re a complete buffoon, like Dick Morris, author of the 2007 classic “Condi vs. Hillary: The Next Great Presidential Race,” or someone fairly serious and “savvy,” like New York Times politics reporter Matt Bai, who posited current nobody Mark Warner as the future of the party in a 2006 Times magazine cover story now best (if barely) remembered for its altered and unflattering photo of the subject.
There will be events no one could’ve predicted — like “obvious” future Republican presidential contender George Allen using an obscure racial slur on camera, or John Edwards being generally John Edwards — that destroy promising careers in an instant.
And there is also the plain fact that the sort of politicians that Washington-based reporters and pundits and political operatives like, and the sort of politicians they think “voters” would like, are often people who have no appeal for anyone outside of their districts or the Beltway. (Like Evan Bayh. Jon Huntsman. And Mitch Daniels, probably.)
Some people turn out to be awful at campaigning: Like Wesley Clark, the general who was going to sweep a troop-worshiping country off its feet and away from George W. Bush, until it turned out that he did not blink like a human. Or Rick Perry, who, it turned out, seems too dumb to dress himself when asked simple questions on television.
There are times when this sort of long-range forecasting is easy until you overthink it: John McCain was the logical 2008 front-runner the moment he addressed the 2004 Republican convention, until you started daydreaming about Fred Thompson’s seductive drawl. Al Gore was pretty obviously going to be the Democratic nominee in 2000, and boredom with his inevitability might’ve had a hand in how the political press helped destroy him that year.
A hell of a lot will obviously depend on whether or not Barack Obama wins reelection. If he loses, Democrats might suddenly find white candidates from the West or the South more attractive. If he wins, we might have to take Joe Biden semi-seriously for a few unlikely news cycles. If Obama ends a second term as popular as Clinton, someone associated with his administration is certainly more likely to be nominated than if Obama’s 2015 numbers look more like Bush’s in 2007.
So let’s get to the predictions, shall we? According to Cillizza, the “number one seed” for 2016 is New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo. (Mark Warner is still on the shortlist, by the way. His time will come!)
Cuomo is the reasonably popular governor of a very populous state. He’s thus far managed to balance liberal base-pleasing deeds (gay marriage!) with “moderate” newspaper editorial-board pleasing things (going after the pensions of public employees!). But we’re still talking about a Northeast liberal (or “liberal”) — from New York! — who’s living with but not currently married to a celebrity television cook who makes awful-looking garbage food out of prepackaged garbage food. The Democratic Party might not want to chance another blatantly culturally urban candidate. (I mean urban in the literal sense, and not as weird racial code.) Plus he’s in the honeymoon portion of his governorship, and that job has utterly destroyed its last two holders.
Plus, Cuomo looks like he’s on pace to use up much of the goodwill he built up with liberals after signing gay marriage into law. (So far there’s been his apparent lack of interest in transit, signing awful gerrymandered legislative and congressional district lines, and his property tax cap.)
Joe Biden has run for president twice and never come remotely close to winning a single primary. He’ll be 74 in 2016. As Steve Kornacki already pointed out, Republicans are much more likely than Democrats to nominate 70-somethings. He’s also a gaffe-prone goofball whose appeal is that he’s a ridiculous character. I would not put a lot of InTrade money on Joe Biden winning the Democratic nomination in 2016.
Hillary Clinton is a bit younger than Biden, and a lot more serious than Biden. But does she still want to be president? Who knows. (Anyone who says they know is lying.) And if she runs in 2016, does she hire the same asinine campaign team that lost her the nomination in 2008?
After those three, we’re already essentially in “who?” territory with the Democrats. Not to say that someone no one has heard of now won’t be the nominee — with Democrats, you may be more likely to get a relative unknown than with Republicans — but we can’t know which governors or senators will turn out to be Barack Obama (or even John Edwards) and which ones will turn out to be… well, Mark Warner.
And theoretically there would be more women vying for the nomination than just Hillary Clinton. Cillizza posits New York Sen. Kristen Gillibrand — a long shot, in my estimation — and senatorial hopeful Elizabeth Warren, who, if she loses her election, would surely be out of the running, and if she wins, would be … a liberal senator from Massachusetts. So, I dunno, Amy Klobuchar? Sadly, four of the current six female governors are Republicans. The two Democrats are North Carolina’s Bev Purdue, who is currently polling poorly enough that she’s announced that she won’t seek reelection, and Washington’s Christine Gregoire, who seems cool, so let’s just put her on the fantasy shortlist. (Oh, I guess the Times already did.)
But you see where we are, at this point: Randomly tossing out names. It’s like predicting the 2016 NFL Draft. Some of these kids are still in high school!
As for Republicans: If Mitt Romney wins the election, there’s the candidate, fun speculation time done. (Unless Newt and Ron Paul mount a primary challenge?!?) If he loses, the party likely learns the lesson it always learns and lurches to the right for a while, and your front-runner in that case (assuming he doesn’t blow up the party at the convention, I guess?) is Rick Santorum. I made this point already and Dave Weigel concurred. He’s a “true conservative” and he looks like he’ll “come in second” this year, which are both substantial advantages in the Republican race.
Maybe it’s Marco Rubio if Romney makes him the running mate, but the GOP does not often nominate losing running mates, because why would you?
Is Paul Ryan, who frantically introduces numbers-laden fake-serious budgets every year, the future of the party? I happen to think he’s basically a bland weenie who only excites people predisposed to thrill to rich-on-poor economic warefare, but a not insubstantial portion of the Republican Party “elite” seems to like that sort of thing. Mitch Daniels is somehow even less electrifying, but as a governor he has a better shot than Rep. Ryan. And Santorum still seems to have a massive advantage over them all.
(Oh, what about Chris Christie? Yes, well, he’d certainly be fun but he is pretty moderate for the national Republican Party, even if he masks it by being an obnoxious, belligerent bully. And he is woefully unprepared to protect us from CREEPING SHARIAH.)
One guy changes this calculus, obviously: Jeb Bush, because the Bush name exerts some sort of weird hypnotic power over the Republican Party, and they are often forced to do their bidding, even when, afterward, they all regret it. I like to imagine that the nation as a whole has decided that it’s done with Bushes forever, but that is pretty naive. I mean, Nixon got elected twice. Jeb Bush has not actually held office in a while — by 2016 he’ll have been a regular private citizen for nearly a decade — and it’s possible the family has decided to wait for George P. Bush to come of age before reasserting their claim over the White House (oh man, guys, he just turned 35).
The sick need to treat politics like it’s fantasy baseball ensures that there’s absolutely nothing anyone can do to make people not wildly speculate as to what will happen years after an election that is still months away, so I just encourage you to be sensible and responsible about it. (Like, it won’t be Rand Paul.)
Bill Keller, a bad opinion columnist, has written a bad opinion column. It is about how Barack Obama will replace Vice President Joe Biden on the 2012 ticket with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, a thing that will not actually happen.
The former New York Times editor has lately been celebrating his return to writing by fearlessly tackling hacky column ideas already exhausted by everyone who was writing bad opinion columns during Keller’s tenure as a person with an actually important job. Having offered his own takes on classics like “The Huffington Post isn’t as good as a real newspaper” and “Twitter is dumb,” Keller today tries the old “running mate switcharoo” scenario.
John Heilemann made the case in August of 2010, but Bob Woodward really kicked it off by pretending a Biden-Clinton switch was “on the table” in October of 2010. That notion — supposedly — can be traced back to pollster grifter Mark Penn, which should have stopped anyone else from bringing it up ever again. But Jonathan Alter took another crack at it last October, and publishing speculation on the switch has become reliable Drudge-bait ever since.
Keller’s column frames the switch as something wished for, instead of predicting it based on the “chatter” of “insiders,” which helps make it merely stupid instead of inherently dishonest. But here are his arguments as to why it would be a good idea instead of a bizarre and desperate stunt:
One: it does more to guarantee Obama’s re-election than anything else the Democrats can do. Two: it improves the chances that, come next January, he will not be a lame duck with a gridlocked Congress but a rejuvenated president with a mandate and a Congress that may be a little less forbidding. Three: it makes Hillary the party’s heir apparent in 2016. If she sits out politics for the next four years, other Democrats (yes, Governor Cuomo, we see your hand up) will fill the void.
One: What? Prove it, maybe? Two: Haha what, again? Congress will get ungridlocked if the president switches vice presidents? To a Clinton? Three: OK, but what if Obama/Clinton loses? And if Obama wins again wouldn’t any Democrat be at a disadvantage in 2016 due to historical trends anyway, making it a “safer” bet to not be his running mate, assuming she actually wants to be president still, which is not at all a given?
But we’re not dealing with observable reality here, as the bit about Clinton’s magical power to un-gridlock Congress demonstrates. We’re in the world of vague assertions about “warmth” and “voltage.” How many electoral votes would running mate Hillary Clinton be worth? Keller never bothers to attempt to make a quantitative guess. This is the closest we get:
Moreover, even if Obama can win without Hillary, there’s a lot to be said for running up the score. If she can do in 2012 what Obama did in 2008 — animate that feeling of historic possibility — the pair can lift some House and Senate candidates along with them. One reason Republicans did so well in the 2010 Congressional elections is that they overcame the gender gap and carried women voters 51 to 49. Those voters will flock back to Hillary, the more so if the Republican ticket is locked into a culture-war agenda. So, by the way, will Hispanic voters, securing such endangered states as Florida, New Mexico, Nevada and Colorado.
Ooh, actual data! The Republicans won women in a midterm election. Hillary Clinton is a woman. So in a presidential general election, women will “flock back to Hillary.” Those women may be Republicans, voting in a Republican wave election, but they are women and so they will vote for Barack Obama if he is next to a woman on the ballot. (Though what about those Hispanics? Shouldn’t Obama replace Biden with a Hispanic woman, in this case? Or isn’t he in fact best off retaining Joe Biden, who is, after all, a white man? From Scranton? White men will “flock back” to Obama once they see that he is friends with a white person.)
The column isn’t just bad analysis — it’s also oddly condescending to Secretary Clinton! It complains that she owes “us” a vice-presidential run after she “raised our expectations” by running for president last time. It calls Clinton “the dutiful Methodist schoolgirl.”
Here’s the line that is secretly the worst:
But the idea that she should replace Joe Biden as Obama’s running mate in 2012 is something else. It has been kicking around on the blogs for more than a year without getting any traction, mainly because it has been authoritatively, emphatically dismissed by Hillary, Biden and Team Obama.
Did you see that? “Kicking around on the blogs.” That’s Keller-speak for “not worth anyone’s time until a real journalist like New York Times opinion columnist Bill Keller brought it up.” The “bloggers” kicking this idea around, as I mentioned earlier, are New York magazine political writer John Heilemann, Washington Post living legend Bob Woodward, and former Newsweek senior editor and best-selling author Jonathan Alter. Those bloggers and their crazy notions!
As a blogger, I know that my silly opinion is not as carefully considered and well-informed as that of former New York Times editor Bill Keller, who is not at all simply talking out of his ass. But even if there were any hint at all that the switch was a possibility, which there isn’t, it would be a stupid idea. Hillary Clinton is already part of the president’s Cabinet, and she and her husband will already campaign for the president’s reelection. Running mates barely nudge the numbers in presidential elections, unless they’re historically awful, which Joe Biden isn’t. The Clintons are among the most divisive figures in American politics — Hillary Clinton’s recent high approval rating has come because she’s not running for anything — and relitigating every Clinton scandal would consume the national political press for weeks if she ended up on the ticket.
The running mate switch hasn’t been successful since the Franklin Roosevelt administration, and the last time a president made a strategic switch to help win a tough reelection, it failed.
And I bet if Obama did make this stupid switch, Bill Keller would write some awful column about how desperate it made the president look. Unless he will have by then moved on to finally writing his “kids today sure are sexting each other a lot” piece.
I think it’s best to understand the Wall Street Journal editorial board’s decision to publish any given column by con artist pollsters Doug Schoen and Pat Caddell as basically an expression of contempt for people who read the Wall Street Journal editorial page.
Caddell and Schoen, two loser “Democratic” “pollsters,” regularly publish very lame link-bait columns about how if Democrats want to succeed electorally, they must immediately cease being Democrats, and become, instead, Republicans. This week’s variation on that theme: Barack Obama should step aside (already heard that one last year around this time) and allow himself to be replaced by Hillary Clinton, for the good of the party and the nation.
Even though Mrs. Clinton has expressed no interest in running, and we have no information to suggest that she is running any sort of stealth campaign, it is clear that she commands majority support throughout the country.
Because she’s not running for anything.
So Hillary Clinton should be president instead of Barack Obama, because Obama is too partisan and divisive. America needs a bipartisan plan to attack the deficit and also create jobs, and it is Obama’s fault that that is a vague, magical fairy tale. Hillary Clinton will make this fairy tale real, thanks to the fact that, as we all know, Republicans love cheerfully working with the Clintons for the good of the nation. When a Clinton’s in the White House, partisan politics are always put aside!
This is self-evidently dumb on about ten different levels — Clinton won’t run, President Clinton wouldn’t have any more success negotiating with Congressional Republicans than President Obama, Clinton’s popularity is a result of her not being a partisan candidate for office anymore, if there was such a thing as a “bipartisan” plan to reduce the deficit while also stimulating job growth (and protecting entitlements!) we’d presumably have already decided to act on this fantastical plan, everything resembling such a plan is explicitly supported by the White House and rejected by Republicans, Republicans would not endorse said plans if President Obama promised to go away because then they’d simply want to wait for a Republican to take over for him, and Pat Caddell and Doug Schoen are not, as they claim to be, Democrats — but the Journal published this regardless, as they always do with fresh tripe from Schoen and Caddell.
Schoen — who works for hypothetical future independent presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg, though that fact is never, ever disclosed — is a simple hack, precisely as dumb and unprincipled as you’d expect anyone who was once Mark Penn’s right-hand man to be. Caddell angrily left the Democratic party 20 years ago, which is seldom mentioned when he’s trotted out to trash the president on behalf of the right-wing media outlets that pay his rent. But the fact that they’re classic “Fox Democrats” matters much less than the fact that all of their editorials are predictable, wrong, and patently stupid.
As I said, printing their editorials is an implicit admission that you think your audience is credulous and moronic. The people in charge of the Wall Street Journal are savvy enough about politics to know that all of this is bilge and bullshit. They know both that this will never happen and that it’d be a stupid suggestion even if it were within the realm of possibility. They just don’t care. They don’t care that they’re printing garbage, because they figure garbage will get some traffic from those engaged in the same game.
If I were a conservative American I’d be less outraged at the specter of liberal elites hypothetically disrespecting me from their coastal enclaves and much more pissed off that the people on my side are constantly peddling this bullshit.
I’m on record as a great admirer of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, going back to her days as New York senator and certainly through her 2008 presidential campaign. But this week’s set of stories depicting the U.S. Libya intervention as “Hillary’s War” (The Washington Post) and an example of Clinton’s “smart power” doctrine (Time Magazine’s cover) go a little bit too far for me. They feel like someone’s effort to upstage or diminish President Obama. For the record, I don’t think the effort is Clinton’s. It may just reflect the mainstream media’s inability to give Obama his due.
Clearly Clinton’s competence is an asset to the president, and her power and credibility reflects well on his ability to work with a former rival. And the Time piece, in particular, makes clear, while praising Clinton, that ultimately Obama makes most of his decisions with a small team of confidantes, and she is not among them. He’s the commander in chief.
And there’s fine reporting in the two pieces. Certainly Clinton deserves credit for using her role to leverage support and resources from other agencies, getting greater control of foreign aid funding and even Defense Department funds to bolster her agenda at State. Elevating the role of the State Department took particular work after George W. Bush ignored and degraded so many American alliances.
But neither piece apportions any share of blame for the downside of Clinton’s expansive diplomacy – her role in pushing a bigger continued U.S. presence in and around Iraq, for instance, flagged Monday by Glenn Greenwald. The continued Iraq presence will also use more of the sometimes lawless private contractors whose role she opposed during the presidential campaign. It also seems a little early to be declaring Libya a decisive victory for American interests, or the cause of human freedom, as the nature of the government that will emerge there remains unclear.
Still, at a time when Obama struggles to get the kind of credit he deserves on the foreign policy and domestic security front – for killing Osama bin Laden and other top al Qaida leaders, winding down the military role in Iraq and toppling Muammar Gaddhafi without losing a single American life – it strikes me as a little unseemly that when credit is given, so much of it goes to Clinton. For her part, at least publicly, Clinton works to turn the spotlight on her boss, telling David Gregory on Meet the Press 10 days ago that “President Obama has passed with flying colors every leadership challenge.” And while she insisted, not convincingly, “I’m out of politics, as you know, David, I don’t comment on it,” she quickly boosted her boss against his potential 2012 rivals. “I think Americans are going to want to know that they have a steady, experienced, smart hand on the tiller of the ship of state, and there’s no doubt that that’s Barack Obama.”
It feels a little mean-spirited to be raising these questions about Clinton’s coverage on the day she lost her mother, Dorothy Rodham, at 92, but this is the week of the adoring press coverage. Again, I’m a strong Clinton admirer. But there’s something a little odd about the worshipful tone of these pieces. I still see a faint echo of Maureen Dowd’s analysis propping up Clinton and other female administration “hawks” in her continued effort to diminish Obama’s leadership and masculinity. Dowd seems to be on vacation, or else we might see her to use these two profiles as another reason to pit Clinton against her boss.
I spoke with a close Clinton friend last week who insists the Secretary of State has no interest in either the role of vice president in 2012, or a presidential run in 2016, so I don’t think there’s any crusade for either job behind these admiring stories. Maybe her allies are just trying to make sure she gets credit for the great work she did, against all odds, for a man she was once accused of trying to destroy.
President Obama, surrounded by members of the Secret Service, upon his arrival in San Diego, Sept. 26, 2011. (Credit: AP/Pablo Martinez Monsivais) 
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Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton (Credit: AP/Jason Reed) 
Hillary Clinton and President Obama (Credit: AP/Charles Dharapak) 
Hillary Clinton (Credit: Reuters) 
