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Tuesday, Oct 26, 1999 4:00 PM UTC1999-10-26T16:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Disease parties

Some parents in Britain are deliberately exposing their children to kids with contagious illnesses.

Will you please pass the measles? Or how about a dash of rubella or a pinch of the mumps?

Some parents in Britain have come up with a whole new reason to party — they’re holding special get-togethers to get their children sick.

According to a BBC report, British parents are holding “disease parties,” deliberately exposing their otherwise healthy kids to other children with contagious diseases. They have not replaced birthday parties in popularity. But Magda Taylor, head of the Informed Parent, a British group concerned about the
safety of vaccinations, says dozens of parents around the country are taking part in the fetes. Since they live all over, the parents have to be highly organized to get everyone together before — gasp — the child gets better.

Typically, this is how it works: A parent signs up as a member of a local network, and when one of the children in the network gets sick, the party call goes out to all parents. The ones who want to infect their child with the disease du jour show up at the appointed hour at the host’s home.

But why would parents do such a thing?

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Wednesday, Oct 25, 2000 7:18 PM UTC2000-10-25T19:18:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Scrambled porn

Why should I pay for the channel when the teaser is free and I enjoy it more?

Scrambled porn

Every night, at the stroke of 10, something magical happens to one of the channels on my cable service. The all-day stream of ho-hum cooking-and-gardening schlock vanishes with a flicker, and the screen explodes into a kaleidoscopic swirl of scrambled sex flicks. These rowdy hump-a-thons feature your standard hardcore fare: the most insatiable nymphos on earth receiving all manner of orificial service from well-hung hunks with jackhammer hips.

Hardcore porn makes for pretty compelling TV when viewed in its unscrambled form, but once the action is fed through a scrambler into my 27-inch Sony, something much different emerges — something finer and more rewarding. Those highly choreographed shag sessions materialize on the screen as the distorted, sliced-up sequences of porno-cubism that jargon-makers call “Picasso porn.”

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Monday, Sep 11, 2000 6:32 PM UTC2000-09-11T18:32:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Trust funds

Will my daughter spend her nest egg on Harvard or new breasts?

Trust funds
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It started the day we brought our daughter home from the maternity ward. Or maybe it started earlier, the morning I saw that fateful blue mark on my wife’s pregnancy test strip. No, it began before that. I started worrying about the cost of college tuition the night my wife and I first waded contraceptive-free into the sea of love, letting our reproductive juices mingle for a higher purpose.

Since then the question has dogged me — relentlessly — from every quarter. It’s couched in TV ads, splashed on the sides of city buses and printed on brochures that arrive mysteriously in our mail.

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Tuesday, Aug 8, 2000 7:30 PM UTC2000-08-08T19:30:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

A spoonful of Dickens

British doctors prescribe "bibliotherapy" for the stressed-out and depressed.

A spoonful of Dickens

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Most doctors don’t prescribe fiction for patients who are ill, but that’s exactly what will happen in Britain beginning in September, when doctors and librarians team up to launch a new program that will deliver a therapeutic course of novels to patients suffering from a range of ailments.

As an alternative to traditional medication, family doctors in Kirklees, West Yorkshire, will refer patients who are struggling through bouts of depression, stress and anxiety to a “bibliotherapist” at a local library. The bibliotherapist will then scan the library’s database to create a customized course of books designed to assuage each patient’s particular malady. The goal is to pair patients with books that will serve as an inspiration for them to get better — or at least cheer them up. The pilot program is funded by the government, local health authorities and a libraries’ charity.

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Monday, Feb 14, 2000 5:00 PM UTC2000-02-14T17:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Kissing therapy

Smooching with a loved one may be good for your health.

Kissing therapy

“Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss!”
– Doctor Faustus

Consider the case of Melissa, a 32-year-old news writer in Washington, who, after 10 mind-numbing years on the job, had a serious bout of malaise, felt that life had passed her by, decided to quit the damn job and cash out her savings, and went solo vagabonding in the wilds of South America.

One balmy night on the deck of a boat cruising off the coast of Ecuador, she found herself enveloped in the arms of the boat’s swashbuckling captain. They kissed — deeply, passionately. She experienced a sense of absolute liberation, a thrill of letting go. She felt flooded with life-giving energy. Her world, to put it simply, was rocked.

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Thursday, Dec 9, 1999 5:00 PM UTC1999-12-09T17:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Blue Gene

An IBM supercomputer will try to solve one of the most perplexing mysteries in science: Protein folding.

Big Blue is gearing up to tackle one of science’s most puzzling mysteries. And if the company’s new supercomputer can handle the challenge, its success will mark a giant leap forward in the march against disease.

On Monday, IBM unveiled a $100 million initiative to build a computer that will be 1,000 times more powerful than Deep Blue, the machine that humbled chess champion Garry Kasparov in 1997, and 2 million times more powerful than your average desktop PC. Researchers say the computer, nicknamed Blue Gene, could be operational within five years.

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