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Saturday, Nov 13, 1999 5:00 PM UTC1999-11-13T17:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The evil that dogs doo

The more dogs I meet, the more dogs I hate.

Rusty ships full of desperate Chinese refugees began piling into Canada’s West Coast this summer — like Conestogas in an episode of “Wagon Train,” but with sewage. As the filthy boats arrived — four of them eventually, each with about 150 ill-fed, maltreated refugees — Canadians were only too happy to shuck off their burdensome reputation for tolerance, clogging talk-show lines with howling demands to send all the nasty yellow intruders back.

Only one newcomer was spared the mob’s wrath — a passenger on ship No. 2, much better fed than the others (so well fed she was initially thought to be pregnant). For this particular visitor hearts and doors opened wide, adoption offers poured in. And why not? Of all the new arrivals, only Breeze the golden-Lab cross had enough personal pride to lick her genitals clean.

Even before my fellow Canadians rolled the red carpet right over a pathetic human crowd to welcome a fat mutt, I was beginning to hate dogs. The key moment may have arrived a few months back when I watched some yahoo pause on a busy street, wait while his dog took a big sidewalk dump, then saunter away. I screamed after him but he was on down the road, and who could blame him? The neighborhood was starting to stink.

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Thursday, Jan 19, 2012 1:58 PM UTC2012-01-19T13:58:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Canada’s other pipeline project

After Keystone, Prime Minister Harper fights to keep the U.S. out of the Alberta oil sands debate

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper speaks at the White House complex in Washington, Wednesday, Dec. 7, 2011

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper speaks at the White House complex in Washington, Wednesday, Dec. 7, 2011  (Credit: AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

This article originally appeared on GlobalPost.

TORONTO, Canada — Prime Minister Stephen Harper has lashed out at American groups opposed to a pipeline that would allow oil from Alberta’s tar sands to be shipped to Asian and U.S. markets.

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Harper capped a week-long attack on U.S. environmentalists with a nationally televised interview Monday night, essentially telling American opponents of the proposed pipeline to butt out of Canada’s affairs.

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Thursday, Dec 15, 2011 7:05 PM UTC2011-12-15T19:05:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Big Oil and Canada thwarted U.S. carbon standards

Emails show how a Washington lobbyist enlisted Canadian officials to beat back U.S. carbon standards

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Canadian diplomat Gary Mar and oil industry lobbyist Michael Whatley

Canadian diplomat Gary Mar and oil industry lobbyist Michael Whatley  (Credit: Reuters/Ken Durden/republicanconference)

READ THE EMAILS: Selected messages from an oil industry lobbyist to a Canadian diplomat

When President Barack Obama decided in early November to delay a decision on TransCanada’s Keystone XL pipeline until after the next election, America’s environmental movement celebrated one of its biggest victories in recent memory. And no doubt the news came as a blow to Alberta’s tar sands industry, and to Canada’s oft-stated dream of becoming the next global energy superpower.

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Geoff Dembicki is lead reporter on energy issues for The Tyee, an award-winning online source of news and views based in Vancouver, British Columbia.  More Geoff Dembicki

Thursday, Dec 15, 2011 1:00 AM UTC2011-12-15T01:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The loud American I swore I’d never be

When I moved from Canada people mocked me for my "aboots." I promised I wouldn't change. I was wrong

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If you met me after I moved to America, you would likely notice a few things. I’m tall. I wear a lot of flannel. I have questionable taste in shoes. And I sound absolutely adorable. I know this because I have been told it over and over since I moved from Canada five years ago. “You sound adorable,” said a neighbor in my East Village walk-up during my first week in New York. “Adorable,” said a classmate at grad school orientation, right before he told me that Canadians all seemed dreadfully boring.

I had no idea I even had an accent, let alone that I sounded adorable, before I moved here. But in learning about the way I spoke, I ended up learning a lot about my adopted country — and about myself.

For most Americans, it’s almost impossible to tell a Canadian accent from a Midwestern one. And to be fair, the differences are pretty subtle. We pronounce some of our vowels like the British (something linguists call “Canadian shift”), and raise our diphthongs before voiceless consonants (called “Canadian raising”). But most people identify us by our different ways of pronouncing “au” sounds — which, to some people, sounds like “oot” and “aboot” — and our tendency to say things like “eh” and “heh” at the end of tentatively declarative sentences.

To make it more confusing, most Canadian celebrities seem to lose their accents as soon as they become even mildly famous. You’d never think that Rachel McAdams or Jim Carrey both hail from Ontario by listening to them. The Canadian of the moment, Ryan Gosling, has famously shifted from a Cornwall, Ontario. accent to a butch Brooklyn truck driver accent over the course of his career. There are even companies that specialize in teaching Canadian actors to start talking like Americans.

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Friday, Sep 30, 2011 7:31 PM UTC2011-09-30T19:31:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

“You Don’t Like the Truth”: Our first look at a Gitmo interrogation

A bewildered Canadian teenager goes to Guantanamo Bay in this disturbing look inside the War on Terror

A still from "You Don't Like the Truth"

A still from "You Don't Like the Truth"

In the wake of the extrajudicial killing of American citizen Anwar al-Awlaki and several other people in Yemen this week, we’re faced (once again) with the realization that the United States Constitution has become a largely meaningless totem. It gets waved around enthusiastically by people on all sides of the political spectrum whenever it seems to serve their interests, but nobody pays much attention to what it actually says. Presumably President Obama, the military-intelligence establishment and the mainstream media are declaring Awlaki a special case. Thanks to the secret provisions of secret laws, he was deprived of all the rights of citizenship and not subject to the ordinary rule of law that extends back not merely to the Constitution but to the Magna Carta (at least).

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Thursday, Sep 8, 2011 1:01 PM UTC2011-09-08T13:01:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Looking for work? Try Canada

As the U.S. economy collapses, more and more Americans seek jobs north of the border

Looking for work? Try Canada

TORONTO, Canada — Usually, you hear stories of people fleeing to America, not the other way around.

But the jittery state of the U.S. economy is driving an increasing number of its citizens to seek better prospects north of the border.

Americans are the latest economic refugees, and they’re heading to Canada.

As he prepares to campaign for re-election, U.S. President Barack Obama is expected to make a speech Thursday night that calls for immediate stimulus spending to create jobs and improve infrastructure.

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