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Lara Croft producer arrested on sex charges
Tomb Raider executive is busted for allegedly seeking a 9-year-old girl for a third party.
Dec. 17, 1999
Lara Croft’s voluptuousness isn’t what Kenneth Lockley was seeking last week, reports the New York Post and the (London) Independent. A creator of the computer game Tomb Raider was arrested last week when he allegedly tried to procure a 9-year-old girl for sexual purposes.
Lockley was busted in London’s Piccadilly district at the Regent’s Palace Hotel after he allegedly sought to persuade an undercover officer from Scotland Yard’s pedophilia and child pornography unit to obtain a girl for an unnamed third person to have sex with.
The 28-year-old producer is an executive with Core Design Ltd., which developed Tomb Raider for parent American company Eidos Interactive. Following his indictment on Dec. 10, Lockley was remanded to custody. He’s been suspended pending investigation from his job which he has held for about two years.
This scandal is the third recent incident involving computer technology executives. Patrick Naughton, 34, of the Disney affiliate Infoseek was charged in September with crossing state lines to meet a 13-year-old girl who he met in a nasty chat room called Dads & Daughter Sex. Digital Entertainment Network founder Marc Collins-Rector previously had to settle a civil lawsuit for his alleged sexual abuse of a 13-year-old boy who he contacted through an Internet bulletin board.
Lockley’s arrest is an embarrassment to mega-selling Tomb Raider, whose heroine is adored by millions of child fans worldwide. Already, the game has been dubbed Womb Raiders by mocking net chatters.
Carnal goo
New products now being tested promise to alleviate female sexual dysfunction.
Imagine a gel that women layer on their pudenda that magically swells the area with lustful desire. Blood engorges the labia, the clitoris stiffens excitedly and lubrication (the historic task of foreplay) is swiftly unleashed by the moistening cream. A tiny dollop rubbed in softly and — shazam! — the female tingles, itching with passion.
Such a thing exists. Many over-the-counter sex creams that speed up women’s “libida” are already available, and two biopharmaceutical companies are aching to get their new love lotions approved by the Food and Drug Administration. Their medical and financial ambition is to garner the products massive Viagra-esque popularity with women.
Continue Reading CloseSexy penises
The circumcision decision could affect a baby's future sex life.
“He’ll never get a blow job!” pregnant Abigail fretted, “if we don’t circumcise him.”
“Fellatio,” her husband Kent conceded, “is man’s best friend. But why won’t my son get sucked if he’s whole?”
The Berkeley, Calif., baby shower had disintegrated into yet another debate about circumcision. Every well-wisher on the festive patio knew that neo-natal Zachary already owned 15 stuffed animals, nine Dr. Seuss books and enough green overalls to costume an elf army, but the parents — like so many others — hadn’t determined yet if the tot would be sporting a foreskin.
Continue Reading CloseThe quest for sweet semen
I learned how to transform funky spunk into delicious joy juice -- but ultimately decided not to.
“You’ve got funky-tasting spunk,” Samantha tells her bitter paramour on the Aug. 6 “Sex and the City” episode, as she refuses to fellate his foully spurting member. “Giving head [to you] is like a trip to the rotten-egg buffet.”
I winced watching this, because I am consumed with greedy but guilty desire when it comes to the issue of squirting inside the mouth and swallowing. I adore oral acceptance of my penile offering, but I’m cravenly apologetic asking for it, because I’m sure the texture and flavor are repulsive on my lover’s palate. Fear of Samanthas also inhibits me: My crotch loves a tongue-lashing but my ego doesn’t.
Continue Reading ClosePenis gourds: The rebel uniform
Indonesia's government sees the garb worn by Dani tribesmen as backward and an act of defiance.
Indonesia is a polyglot nation of 13,000 islands, 300 ethnic groups and 365 languages that has always been ruled by the heavy-handed, populous Javanese. East Timor’s recent wrenching escape from the iron grip of
Jakarta is only the most visible boil in this archipelago that festers with religious, economic and cultural strife. The next bloodbath could break out in the province of Irian Jaya, the western half of New Guinea, where recent settlers have zero in common with the Stone Age indigenous inhabitants.
Is there a connection between AIDS and circumcision?
Researchers claim decade-old evidence has been ignored.
Male circumcision could help diminish the HIV/AIDS pandemic in developing countries, but health professionals are reluctant to publicize this fact, according to an editorial in the Lancet by Daniel Halperin and Robert Bailey. The authors cite a study, published a decade ago, of 422 Kenyan men who habitually visited prostitutes. The research showed that the uncircumcised men had an 8.2 times greater risk of infection. Of 38 additional investigations, 27 from eight different countries found a similar association between uncut men and infection.
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