Fiction
Tempting fate
Connie Willis' science fiction tackles time travel and chaos theory with Wodehousian wit.
Connie Willis, curmudgeon, book addict and philosopher, writes with a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. Like her literary ancestor G.K. Chesterton, another philosopher wit, she’s fascinated with paradoxes of good and evil. Her twin advisors have various names: chaos and order, the past and the present, comedy and tragedy. But which is the angel and which the devil? In her world, the forces of dissolution may well turn out to be agents of a benign fate.
Take Flip, the pierced, tattooed mailroom clerk at HiTek, a corporate think tank, where Willis’ 1996 novel “Bellwether” takes place. Grudging and aggressively incompetent, she tosses a monkey wrench into the research of every scientist in the company. At least, that’s how it seems to Sandra Foster, the narrator. Sandra, a sociologist, is trying to discover how fads start (in particular, hair-bobbing in the 1920s). Flip foils her at every turn, trashing her carefully arranged clippings or mis-delivering important packages. Yet if not for Flip, Sandra might never have met chaos researcher Bennett O’Reilly, and the two might never have started on their singularly fertile collaboration.
In a sly bit of satire, Willis pokes fun at her own themes. Sandra collects bestsellers, looking for new fads. Here she comments on one book called “Led on by Fate”:
Its premise was that everything was ordained and organized by guardian angels, and the heroine was given to saying things like “Everything happens for a reason, Derek! You broke off our engagement and slept with Edwina and were implicated in her death, and I turned to Paolo for comfort and went to Nepal with him so that we’d learn the meaning of suffering and despair, without which true love is meaningless. All of it — the train wreck, Lilith’s suicide, Halvard’s drug addiction, the stock market crash — it was all so we could be together. Oh, Derek, there’s a reason behind everything!”Except, apparently, hair-bobbing.
Whether through inadvertence or preordination, Flip leads Sandra and Bennett to a breakthrough about the self-organization of chaotic systems (such as women’s hairstyles). Actual chaos theorists may roll their eyes, but the insight has the delightful neatness of a mystery plot sprung by a master.
Willis creates a miniature version of “Bellwether” in her new book, “Miracle and Other Christmas Stories.” For the most part, these are a little too heart-warming, as good Christmas stories should be. Like “Bellwether,” the title story takes place in a stuffy corporation. Willis delights in poking fun at bureaucracies. The Flip figure, however — a familiar Christmas character disguised as a young man in a Save the Whales T-shirt — is not surly, but aggressively helpful. He’s going to give the heroine her heart’s desire, whether she likes it or not. Readers know long before she does just what that desire is — the sweet but nerdy Bennett figure, of course.
Willis fans should not be surprised to find her writing Christmas stories. The church figures broadly in her wonderful novel “Doomsday Book” (1992) and its even better sort-of-
In the books’ 21st century world, researchers at Oxford have figured out how to travel to the past. Time travel notoriously unleashes a legion of conundrums: What if I went back and killed my own grandfather, yadda yadda yadda. Willis crams the worms back in their can by inventing a law of physics: The time-travel system, called the Net, won’t let through anyone or anything that would change the world order, the Continuum. Willis finds this law congenial in many ways. Conveniently for her favorite theme, it lets her probe the ways individuals can and can’t affect the world they live in. Conveniently for her plots, it lets her keep the greedy corporations away from the Net — they lose interest once they learn they can’t use it to plunder the past or manipulate the stock market — and this allows her to choose librarians and historians as her swashbuckling heroes. This is truly science fiction for humanities majors.
In “Doomsday Book,” Willis explores fate and tragedy by sending Kivrin, a historian, back to the Middle Ages, just when the black plague arrives. The bad timing, naturally, is the fault of bureaucratic incompetence. Kivrin’s mentor, Professor Dunworthy, tries frantically to retrieve her, but Oxford is in the throes of its own plague. A mysterious virus has triggered a quarantine and its concomitant chaos. Meanwhile, back in the past, Kivrin befriends a noble family and their local priest, then watches her new friends sicken one by one. Will the Net let her save anyone who would otherwise have died? We suspect not. And yet, as the priest makes clear to her at the book’s end, her presence does have at least a local effect. For one thing, she strengthens his faith in God — even as she’s losing hers. Who wins, God or death? Willis leaves the answer to the question blessedly ambiguous.
In “To Say Nothing,” Willis leaves behind tragedy for what she does best: philosophical farce. It’s several decades later and a wealthy battle-ax, Lady Schrapnell, has promised to fund time-travel research in return for help with her pet project — restoring Coventry Cathedral to the state it was in before its destruction in World War II. In particular, she’s eager to find the bishop’s bird stump, a vase-like object that vanished in the bombing. In a diary entry, her many-times-
Willis draws inspiration from P.G. Wodehouse, Oscar Wilde and Jerome K. Jerome, the brilliant Victorian humorist whose masterpiece, “Three Men and a Boat (to Say Nothing of the Dog),” supplied her title. The story bristles with subplots; it teems with stolen cats, butlers in disguise, fatefully missed meetings, seances run by charlatans and romantic high jinks. In their scramble to keep Lady Schrapnell happy, the historians worry that they’ve disrupted the Continuum, thus destroying the world as we know it. Naturally, however, the Continuum can take care of itself. It does so using the devices of romantic comedy — creating outrageous coincidences, making passionate couples out of the most unlikely pairs.
Willis is better at imagining the past than the future. The dons in “Doomsday,” for example, spend many frustrating hours waiting for long-distance calls, or missing them. Surely by the late 21st century even Oxford will have heard of cell phones and answering machines. But her 14th century and Victorian milieus have the ring of meticulous research deftly handled. The characters even speak in appropriately old-fashioned language without sounding stilted. And the cleverly tidy plots tie up the scientific loose ends with a thoroughness that would delight librarian and mathematician alike.
Polly Shulman edits news articles for the journal Science. More Polly Shulman.
50 shades of Shutterstock
Slide show: Everyone's favorite light-bondage bestseller illustrated by inexplicable stock photography SLIDE SHOW
This week, for roughly the millionth time, E.L. James’ romance-bondage trilogy “50 Shades” nabs the No. 1, 2 and 3 spots on the New York Times bestseller lists. We don’t get it either. Every page of that book, which famously began as “Twilight” fan fiction, elicits a sigh of confusion and weird secondary embarrassment. The question is: Who would read this? (The answer is: Apparently everyone.) It’s the same baffled, helpless feeling we get when we sort through stock photos on a daily basis. Stock photos – which have been the subject of recent outstanding Internet satire – are used by this site, and many others, to illustrate our flood of content. Many are plain and simple, but a good portion are flat-out mind-blowing. Why did anyone think that photo was a good idea? It only made sense to join these forces. And so, we present to you passages from the most head-scratching bestseller of our time, illustrated with the assistance of inexplicable stock photography.
Megaphone by Natalie Bakopoulos
Miracles happen, even in an Athens crippled by a garbage strike, to a young mother unsure of her ability to love
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s the third week of the garbage strike and Athens has begun to smell. Bright-colored trash bags fill the curbs and alleyways, and we have learned to step over the rubbish and avoid the blocks that had become unnavigable. We know which stretches are particularly foul — a stretch along Mavili Square, or the entire top end of Monastiraki. Odos Athinas is a sea of trash, and Omonia is ghastly but we don’t go there anyway. May has gone from unseasonably cool to raging hot, and the garbage seems to be melting. In front of the museum it’s like yet another installation project. When I arrive each morning I want to wretch.
Continue Reading CloseNatalie Bakopoulos's first novel, "The Green Shore," will be published by Simon & Schuster in June 2012. Her work has appeared in Tin House, Ninth Letter, Granta Online, and The O. Henry Prize Stories 2010, and she is a contributing editor for the online journal Fiction Writers Review. More Natalie Bakopoulos.
Almost by Chris Pavone
She never thought of herself as ambitious, until motherhood and career collided in one horrifying hospital ride
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s just before dawn when Isabel puts the final page down on the fat stack of paper that sits on the rumpled bedspread, next to an overflowing crystal ashtray and a crumpled soft-pack of cigarettes. She’d tried Wellbutrin and Xanax; she’d used patches and gum. In the end, the only thing that made her quit smoking was being pregnant.
But then, after everything, she couldn’t help but start up again. At first it was just a single cigarette per day, or two. Then it became a few, and within months she was back to full-throttle. Over the past couple of years, she’s tried to quit a few times, but not seriously. She anticipates — she accepts — failure. Because she doesn’t want to quit, not really. She wants instead to try, and fail.
Continue Reading CloseMemorial Day fiction: Are we there yet?
Salon exclusive: At the start of the summer fiction season, new stories from Chris Pavone and Natalie Bakopoulos
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) “Are we there yet?”
It’s a dreaded sentence. When it’s spoken by an anxious child from the back seat, it’s enough to make stressed-out parents wish they’d never taken a family vacation in the first place. And even if it’s delivered as a sing-songy punch line, from an impatient partner or spouse on a long road trip, it’s an irritating eye-roller of a joke.
So this Memorial Day weekend — the unofficial start of the summer vacation season, and therefore the summer fiction season — we asked two novelists to reclaim the sentence in a new and adult context. For our latest fiction project, there was only one simple rule: Each story had to include the line “Are we there yet?” in a fresh and surprising way.
Continue Reading CloseDavid Daley is the senior culture editor of Salon. More David Daley.
“Frankenstein” remixed
This masterful new adaptation of Mary Shelley's classic novel may be the best interactive fiction yet
Whatever interactive fiction is (and we’re still figuring that out) it suffers from all the problems of traditional fiction and then some. The vast majority of novels and short stories aren’t much good, but when a branching fiction — along the lines of the old “Choose Your Own Adventure” children’s books — fails to engage, the first impulse is to blame the form rather than the content. Let “Frankenstein,” just released by Inkle Studios and Profile Books, serve as a reproach to that reflex. The app is a creative, subtle and sensitive adaptation of Mary Shelley’s classic novella, and it has singlehandedly renewed this critic’s hopes for interactive fiction.
Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
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