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The panty police nab one of their own
Osaka cop fired for trying to take panty pix of unsuspecting schoolgirl.
Feb. 3, 2000
What’s sexy in one country isn’t erotic everywhere else. Take Japan, for example. In this archipelago that finds raw sea urchin tasty, a great number of men share a common obsession: peeping at the white panties of pubescent, uniformed schoolgirls.
Japanese Web sites depicting photos of shy nymphets in
plaid skirts demurely exposing a naughty patch of white cotton abound, feeding the fetish.
Naked World is concerned about this phenomenon. How do schoolgirls stroll unmolested in this land pervaded by panty hounds? Are their hems hoisted in public by uncontrollable knickers nuts? Do peepers fling
themselves prone on the sidewalk so they can gaze past young knees?
And now, even the police have gone “undercover,” according to Tokyo’s Mainichi Daily News.
Toshihito Yamamoto, a captain of Osaka’s riot police, spent last week training at Tokyo’s National Police Academy. To amuse himself during his Saturday off-hours, he strolled to the hip Shibuya district with his camera to
snatch some freeze frames. When a 17-year-old schoolgirl sauntered by, the excited cop curled himself into position to capture a celluloid panty shot.
GRR! SNARL! The captain’s voyeurism was irately observed by the girl’s territorial 19-year-old boyfriend. Yamamoto tried to slink away, but was quickly cornered by the angry lad and escorted to Tokyo’s Metropolitan
Police Department, where he confessed in disgrace. His career is now ruined. Osaka Prefectural Police have announced his dismissal from their ranks.
This saga of crime and punishment proves that peering at panties in Japan is only tolerated as a private vice. Anyone pursuing beaver viewing in public faces sharp condemnation. Although the taboo bait skips along
the public domain, it can only be clandestinely witnessed by those who are athletic and aesthetic enough to concoct a graceful, invisible glance.
Carnal goo
New products now being tested promise to alleviate female sexual dysfunction.
Imagine a gel that women layer on their pudenda that magically swells the area with lustful desire. Blood engorges the labia, the clitoris stiffens excitedly and lubrication (the historic task of foreplay) is swiftly unleashed by the moistening cream. A tiny dollop rubbed in softly and — shazam! — the female tingles, itching with passion.
Such a thing exists. Many over-the-counter sex creams that speed up women’s “libida” are already available, and two biopharmaceutical companies are aching to get their new love lotions approved by the Food and Drug Administration. Their medical and financial ambition is to garner the products massive Viagra-esque popularity with women.
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The circumcision decision could affect a baby's future sex life.
“He’ll never get a blow job!” pregnant Abigail fretted, “if we don’t circumcise him.”
“Fellatio,” her husband Kent conceded, “is man’s best friend. But why won’t my son get sucked if he’s whole?”
The Berkeley, Calif., baby shower had disintegrated into yet another debate about circumcision. Every well-wisher on the festive patio knew that neo-natal Zachary already owned 15 stuffed animals, nine Dr. Seuss books and enough green overalls to costume an elf army, but the parents — like so many others — hadn’t determined yet if the tot would be sporting a foreskin.
Continue Reading CloseThe quest for sweet semen
I learned how to transform funky spunk into delicious joy juice -- but ultimately decided not to.
“You’ve got funky-tasting spunk,” Samantha tells her bitter paramour on the Aug. 6 “Sex and the City” episode, as she refuses to fellate his foully spurting member. “Giving head [to you] is like a trip to the rotten-egg buffet.”
I winced watching this, because I am consumed with greedy but guilty desire when it comes to the issue of squirting inside the mouth and swallowing. I adore oral acceptance of my penile offering, but I’m cravenly apologetic asking for it, because I’m sure the texture and flavor are repulsive on my lover’s palate. Fear of Samanthas also inhibits me: My crotch loves a tongue-lashing but my ego doesn’t.
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Indonesia's government sees the garb worn by Dani tribesmen as backward and an act of defiance.
Indonesia is a polyglot nation of 13,000 islands, 300 ethnic groups and 365 languages that has always been ruled by the heavy-handed, populous Javanese. East Timor’s recent wrenching escape from the iron grip of
Jakarta is only the most visible boil in this archipelago that festers with religious, economic and cultural strife. The next bloodbath could break out in the province of Irian Jaya, the western half of New Guinea, where recent settlers have zero in common with the Stone Age indigenous inhabitants.
Is there a connection between AIDS and circumcision?
Researchers claim decade-old evidence has been ignored.
Male circumcision could help diminish the HIV/AIDS pandemic in developing countries, but health professionals are reluctant to publicize this fact, according to an editorial in the Lancet by Daniel Halperin and Robert Bailey. The authors cite a study, published a decade ago, of 422 Kenyan men who habitually visited prostitutes. The research showed that the uncircumcised men had an 8.2 times greater risk of infection. Of 38 additional investigations, 27 from eight different countries found a similar association between uncut men and infection.
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