Al Franken, D-Minn.
Blue Glow
Salon's TV picks for Wednesday, Sept. 6, 2000
Series
Desperate to perk up ratings (and wake up viewers), the producers of Big Brother (8 p.m., CBS) are offering a suitcase full of money tonight to any inmate who wants an excuse to leave. Unbeknownst to the cast, if someone takes the dough, a replacement housemate will be brought in with the express purpose of creating some tension. Please, somebody, take the money! Biography (8 p.m., A&E) continues “Batman” week with a profile of Julie “Catwoman” Newmar. Maria Shriver interviews Gov. Jesse Ventura on Dateline NBC (8 p.m., NBC). On a rerun of The West Wing (9 p.m., NBC), the staff awaits the results of a new poll on Bartlet’s popularity and Sam is caught on camera giving his hooker friend a graduation gift. ABC’s mesmerizing documentary series Hopkins 24/7 (10 p.m., ABC) continues its look at the workings of Johns Hopkins Hospital. Tonight, a doctor is exposed to HIV-infected blood and an organ recovery team races to deliver a set of lungs in time for a transplant. Where Are They Now? (11 p.m., VH1) catches up with Nigel, David and Derek as they launch a Spinal Tap comeback. HBO begins reruns of its Emmy nominated miniseries The Corner (11 p.m., HBO), a searing drama about Baltimore junkies directed by Charles S. Dutton. Khandi Alexander and T.K. Carter star.
Sports
Baseball:
A’s at Red Sox (7:30 p.m., ESPN)
Diamondbacks at Braves (7:30 p.m., ESPN2)
Tennis:
U.S. Open (11 a.m., 7:30 p.m., USA)
Talk
Rosie O’Donnell (syndicated) Katie Couric, Matt Lauer
David Letterman (CBS) Jamie Foxx, Ben Harper
Jay Leno (NBC) Howie Mandel
Politically Incorrect (ABC) Bruce Vilanch, Fred Willard
Conan O’Brien (NBC) Al Franken, Jann Wenner
Craig Kilborn (CBS) William Shatner, Ray Park (rerun)
All times Eastern unless noted.
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General ordered psy-ops to be used on American elected officials
The Army asked a propaganda unit to influence senators, according to Michael Hastings
U.S. Sen. Carl Levin, D- Mich. the chairman of the U.S. Senate Armed Services Committee talks during a press conference accompanied by Sen. Al Franken, D-Minn., in Kabul, Afghanistan, Wednesday, Jan. 13, 2010. Michael Hastings has a weird, maybe shocking story in Rolling Stone. Gen. William Caldwell, the man training Afghan troops in preparation for our eventual withdrawal from the country, apparently ordered an “information operations” cell to perform what the military used to call “psychological operations” on visiting dignitaries — including American members of Congress.
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Al Franken presents the “ditch” speech
The Minnesota senator and former comedian performs his interpretation of the Democratic Party's closing argument
Al Franken Sen. Al Franken stopped being funny once he began his campaign for the U.S. Senate, but since taking office he has, every now and then, allowed himself to crack a joke. At a Mark Dayton rally in Minnesota recently, he performed his own version of Barack Obama’s now-tiresome “ditch” routine. His lengthier, funnier version.
The danger of this sort of thing is that because Franken is a former professional satirist, this basically sounds like he is mocking the president’s (and the party’s) message:
Seriously, add one or two more laugh lines and this is superior to every single “Saturday Night Live” political cold open of the last two years.
(The full speech/routine is here.)
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Right-wing voter fraud obsession leads to tens of criminal charges
Conservatives call for widespread intimidation of minority voters to solve a non-existent problem
Michelle Malkin (right) Worrying about “voter fraud” is a convenient way for Republicans and conservatives to practice voter intimidation and old-fashioned suppression of minority voters without drawing as much negative attention as, say, an outright poll tax would. In truth, there is hardly any “voter fraud,” and even if it was as rampant as they pretend, it wouldn’t actually work., as Christopher Beam explains today. (For it to swing an election, it would require the participation of a ridiculous number of people willing to commit a felony, including, in the fevered conservative imagination, illegal immigrants willing to risk deportation in order to support Harry Reid.)
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Joe Miller: Murkowski might “pull an Al Franken”
Alaska's apparent Republican Senate primary winner worries his opponent might attack him with lawyers
Joe Miller and Lisa Murkowski After Tuesday’s vote, Joe Miller looks to be the Republican nominee for Senate from Alaska. But absentee votes are still being counted, and the incumbent senator, Lisa Murkowski, has a lawyer. Which means dirty pool! Miller went on Fox Business News, for some reason, to explain the problem:
Continue Reading Close“It concerns us any time somebody lawyers up and tries to pull an Al Franken, if you will. We are very concerned that there may be some attempt here to skew the results.”
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Heroes, villains and cowards of the so-called “ground zero mosque”
Who's defended religious liberty, who's been too scared to, and who truly hates our founding principles?
Top left, clockwise: Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Sen. Chuck Schumer, Sen. Harry Reid, President Obama The bizarre, ginned-up controversy surrounding the Park51 project — a proposed Islamic community center, like the 92nd Street Y, including a space for worship, to be built at the site of an old Burlington Coat Factory (which is a store, not a factory) on Park Place in lower Manhattan, near, but not in sight of, the site of the World Trade Center — has exposed not just the blatant Islamophobia (and cheerful willingness to exploit bigotry) of many luminaries of the right, but also the cowardice of many supposed liberals. Just so we know where we stand, and using, as criteria for placement, my own inexact impressions of their public statements, I present the official War Room lists of “ground zero mosque” heroes, villains and cowards.
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