2000 Elections
Get Nader out of my in box!
Is a vote for Ralph a vote for Bush? All I know is I'm going to go nuts if I see one more e-mail debating the question.
Ralph Nader may not have billions of dollars to spend on television advertisements, big-moneyed corporate backers throwing their weight behind him or a political party significant enough to get him a spot in the presidential debates, but he’s got one thing no other presidential candidate can boast: complete and total domination of every online mailing list I subscribe to.
My favorite San Francisco mailing list for Web developers and other dot-commies erupted a few days ago into a heated debate about whether or not the only thing a vote for Nader would achieve would be to prevent Al Gore from winning. It all started with a forwarded screed, penned by Nader advisor Steve Cobble, titled “Reasons to Vote for Ralph.” (The crux of the argument: You can vote for Nader in states where Gore has a clear lead without changing the electoral vote.) Fifty posts later — plus endless statistics, torrid flames, reminders about the makeup of the Supreme Court and laments about the ozone layer (not to mention one plaintive plea for Libertarian Party candidate Harry Browne, and another for the Natural Law Party) — it’s still unclear whether or not voting for Nader will truly put Texas Gov. George W. Bush in the White House. But there’s no doubting that Nader’s liberal fans are legion online, and they’re employing that useful tool called e-mail to make up for any lack of lawn signs.
Simultaneously, the mailbox for my other high-traffic mailing list — Pho, a digital music discussion list populated by over 1,000 label types, programmers and MP3 enthusiasts — was rapidly filling with an almost identical flame war. Michael Moore’s plea to the nonvoters of the nation to vote Nader was passed around with impunity, as was Dan Savage’s anti-Nader screed from the Onion. Political junkies raged through the same impassioned diatribes: Is a vote for Nader too risky? Are Naderites sacrificing the next four years to Republicans in order to gain a foothold in the 2004 elections? And does your vote really count, anyway? The similarities between the two debates were so uncanny, I often forgot which post was from which mailing list.
Yes, election time has become a dangerous time to be online. My in-box fills daily with notes from friends who want to make sure that I’m aware of the dangers of certain local San Francisco Bay Area propositions and forwarded political satire. (How many times this week have you seen that “Next Debate” e-mail parodying the televised presidential debates?”) I even get spam from politicians in Midwestern states who seem to think that, even though I’m three states away, I might still want to vote for them for county supervisor.
And, of course, there’s Nader, Nader, Nader — he may have a mere 3 to 5 percent of the vote nationwide, but he seems to have supplanted the Libertarians as the alternative political online vote of choice. Only one mailing list I’m on has thus far been immune to the Nader debate; but I’m counting the minutes until it, too, explodes into a vituperative discussion of partisan politics. Personally, I won’t be swayed: I decided who I was voting for months ago. But until Nov. 7 comes, it seems, my only political weapon is the delete key.
Janelle Brown is a contributing writer for Salon. More Janelle Brown.
The “Saturday Night Live” of the West Bank
A hit satire show on the West Bank wrings laughs from the Occupation -- and gets canceled for humor that hits home
(Credit: Joel) The hit Palestinian TV satire show “Watan ala Watar” began its Aug. 14 episode with a sketch featuring Palestinian Attorney General Ahmad Mughani getting besieged by Palestinians filing lawsuits over “Watan ala Watar” making fun of them. One woman says in Arabic that the TV show hadn’t parodied her yet, but she’s sure it’s going to, so she wants to file suit preemptively. In the middle of the commotion, the frazzled Mughani, played by “Watan ala Watar” co-creator Imad Farajin, gets a phone call: “Watan ala Watar,” it turns out, just made fun of him, too.
Continue Reading CloseJoel Warner, who blogs for Wired.com and Psychology Today, is co-authoring a book about traveling around the world with a humor professor in search of what makes things funny. Find out more at Humorcode.com and on Twitter @HumorCode More Joel Warner.
It’s still OK to hate Joe Lieberman
Sure, he's fighting to repeal "don't ask, don't tell." He's also still a sanctimonious troll
Joe Lieberman It looks very much like “don’t ask, don’t tell” will finally be repealed, 17 years after the discriminatory policy was enacted. And it’s thanks, in very large part, to the tireless work of independent/”Connecticut for Lieberman” Sen. Joe Lieberman. Yep, Joe Lieberman, the single most annoying man in the United States Senate — the august home, since the days of our founders, of America’s most annoying citizens — was instrumental in righting a fundamental injustice. Andrew Sullivan has anointed him a “civil rights hero,” and barring some last-minute betrayal or successful Republican attempt to delay the vote until the New Year, he may actually earn the title.
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Alex Pareene writes about politics for Salon and is the author of "The Rude Guide to Mitt." Email him at apareene@salon.com and follow him on Twitter @pareene More Alex Pareene.
Maureen Dowd phones in world’s worst Obama speech reaction column
The New York Times columnist talks about the new Oval Office carpet, and makes ancient Al Gore jokes
Maureen Dowd Award-winning New York Times Op-Ed columnist Maureen Dowd wrote a political column about Barack Obama’s speech last night! Of course the column had to be finished in time for this morning’s paper, so it was obviously written in 10 minutes or so yesterday afternoon, before the speech was actually delivered. There is a joke about Al Gore and “earth tones” in the very first sentence of this column on Barack Obama’s speech about the Iraq war.
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Alex Pareene writes about politics for Salon and is the author of "The Rude Guide to Mitt." Email him at apareene@salon.com and follow him on Twitter @pareene More Alex Pareene.
Reading “The Clinton Tapes,” thinking about Obama
The president and the historian provide a candid, intimate look at how the GOP became a nasty party of obstruction
I need a break from the rhetorical outrage beat. I was going to write about the Newsmax columnist who all but advocated a military coup to bring down Obama, then I was pondering a post about Rep. Alan Grayson’s claim that the GOP health reform plan amounts to if you get sick, “die quickly.” But I’m tired of overheated rhetoric right now, (plus the indefatiguable Alex Koppelman got to both stories first!) so I took refuge in Taylor Branch’s new book, “The Clinton Tapes.” I had planned to review it, but it’s almost 700 pages, and I have a day job. If I took the time to read it and then write about the whole thing, it would be weeks before I’d get it done — and I think the book has insights that are supremely relevant to today.
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I’m so angry, it’s time to change
Ever since the 2000 elections I've been angry -- not just at the government but at all of us Americans.
Dear Cary,
The past few years my personal life has taken a nosedive. I think the biggest factor is this anger I’ve got inside, which frequently prevents me from socializing and meeting new people (or just having a good time with people). Basically I’ve become a very grumpy middle-aged man.
This all basically started after the 2000 election. By now, I feel justifiably disgusted by the Bush administration and his supporters of course, but it’s bigger than this. I also feel my fellow Americans the past two decades or so have been awash in gleefully/mindlessly practicing the seven deadly sins, of which I believe ignorance should be added as the eighth.
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Cary Tennis writes Salon's advice column, leads writing workshops and creative getaways, publishes books, writes an occasional newsletter and tweets as @carytennis.
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