Bill Clinton
The prince currently known as artist
Prince Charles gets funky with his first DJ gig; Ricky Martin has a special new friend! Plus: Monica doesn't like sharing the Big Apple with the big guy, and the Village People lose a villager.
The Prince of Wales in the house?
Crowning himself with a set of honkin’ headphones, Prince Charles got behind the DJ decks at a benefit for a South London homeless shelter over the weekend.
“Dig that crazy rhythm,” he rapped, as his royal hands set to scratching over tunes like “I Don’t Smoke the Reefer.”
The prince’s technique earned him props from fellow rappers attending the event.
“Some people come up and look totally baffled by the equipment, but he got right into it,” 18-year-old rapper Allan told the Scottish Daily Record. “He started scratching before I had a chance to tell him about it.”
And Darren Watson (aka DJ Speedo) concurred, saying it was all in the royal digits.
“If he got his own set of decks he could be quite good at it. He could do well scratching,” said Watson. “His hands are massive. You have to have large hands for scratching, but you also need a light touch.”
Heavy lies the head, but gentle the hand, that wears the crown, yo.
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If it doesn’t rhyme, don’t waste our time
“If it doesn’t make sense, you must find for the defense.”
– Sean “Puffy” Combs’ lawyers, Benjamin Brafman and Johnnie Cochran, getting poetic after all before the jury began deliberations.
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Beard?
He’s still clean-shaven, but Ricky Martin may have a new love interest … and it’s a girl!
Newspapers in the bonbon shaker’s hometown, San Juan, Puerto Rico, ran photos of Martin holding hands (!) with Latvian model Ines Misan in London on Monday after the singer was spotted with Misan at a music festival in Italy.
Misan may move when she moves, but whether or not she bangs is anyone’s guess.
“She’s his friend at the moment,” a spokeswoman for Martin’s manager told the Associated Press. “I can’t confirm that she’s his girlfriend, but they’ve been seeing each other.”
In other words, it might not be what it locas like.
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A Willa to live
“Backstreet [mania] freaked me out. I saw signs like ‘Die [Willa].’ It was scary.”
– 20-year-old singer Willa Ford, ex-girlfriend of Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, on the bummer aspects of being a boy-band boy’s girl, in Teen People.
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Juicy bits
Bill Clinton will be so relieved. Monica Lewinsky is in an OK place with his decision to move to New York with his wife, the senator. “I’m not happy about them moving here,” she tells New York magazine, “but I think the city’s big enough for the two of us.” But Linda Tripp had better not start looking for an apartment in TriBeCa …
Sad news for anyone who’s ever formed a Y, an M, a C or an A with his or her arms. Glenn Hughes, the mustachioed biker from the Village People, died earlier this month after a long illness. Hughes, 50, joined the band in 1977 and stayed on until 1995. According to the Advocate, Hughes will be buried, as he requested, in the leather outfit he performed in for almost two decades.
Tony Soprano not good enough for the goodfella? Ray Liotta says he turned down a part he was offered on the “The Sopranos” in order to concentrate on film. “It was for a two-year commitment and I didn’t really want to give up that time now,” Liotta said on the “Today” show. “I would love to do a guest spot on there, do a couple of episodes.” So much for an offer he couldn’t refuse.
Eminem, an old hand at acting out, may try his hand at acting. Brian Grazer, the producer behind “The Nutty Professor” and “How the Grinch Stole Christmas,” told Access Hollywood that he’d cast Eminem in a film inspired by the rapper’s own life. “It’s a ‘Purple Rain’ kind of movie,” Grazer said. “It’s a hip movie, loosely based on Eminem’s life, growing up in Detroit, an edgy story of his life.” Probably not a good first-date movie.
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Romney’s Bill Clinton gambit
He's praising the former president to paint Obama as a liberal – and to court his devotees. Why it won't work
(Credit: Reuters/Jim Young) Desperate Mitt Romney is not only taking credit for the auto bailout he opposed, and pretending to be a “job creator” rather than a Bain Capital job destroyer. Now he’s regularly praising former President Bill Clinton as a centrist whose legacy has been betrayed by the “liberal” President Obama. Actual liberals laugh, but can Romney’s gambit work?
Of course not, but Mitt’s not giving up.
In Lansing, Mich., last week, Romney derided Obama as an “old school liberal” compared to Clinton, whom he called a “new Democrat.” Where Clinton “said the era of big government was over, President Obama brought it back with a vengeance,” Romney told a crowd of college students. A campaign official told CNN that Obama “really turned his back” on Clinton’s policies, including welfare reform and middle-class tax cuts.
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The politicization of the Secret Service scandal
What was once one of the right's favorite government agencies becomes a symbol of waste and moral degradation
President Obama, surrounded by members of the Secret Service, upon his arrival in San Diego, Sept. 26, 2011. (Credit: AP/Pablo Martinez Monsivais) It’s hard to work up much outrage about the Secret Service prostitution scandal, in which 11 members of the president’s elite protective service and various military personnel were found to have picked up escorts in Colombia, where they were doing advance work for the president’s visit. I guess it is probably not a good idea for the people in charge of protecting the president to leave themselves vulnerable to sexual blackmail, but on the other hand we do not live in a John Le Carré novel or “24″ episode, and I don’t think the threat of a honey-trap assassination conspiracy plot is very credible. If members of the Secret Service want to get drunk and hire escorts after work, that is their business. (As Melissa Gira Grant says, the only actual scandal here — and the reason this became an international incident — is that all these guys tried to bilk one of the women out of the money she was owed.)
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Alex Pareene writes about politics for Salon and is the author of "The Rude Guide to Mitt." Email him at apareene@salon.com and follow him on Twitter @pareene More Alex Pareene.
Bill Clinton handicaps Obama’s 2012 chances
Bubba weighs in on the president's shot at another term, and sizes up the Republican candidates
(Credit: Fox News) Bill Clinton sat down for an long interview with Bill O’Reilly last night on Fox News, where the two discussed everything from economic and immigration policy, to the horse-race politics of the 2012 election. Clinton issued a favorable forecast for Barack Obama’s re-election — saying his prospects were better than 50/50 — and commented that the president’s current, tougher political posture would help him in the long run.
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He won healthcare and banking reform as well as the super committee standoff. Great. We have to keep pushing VIDEO
(Credit: AP/iStockphoto/sjlocke/Salon) I got to debate Jonathan Chait about his much-discussed New York magazine piece, “When Did Liberals Become So Unreasonable?” on “Hardball” Tuesday night. He’s aiming at President Obama’s liberal critics, but in fact his article proves that criticism is nothing new. Apparently, we’ve always been unreasonable, because Chait’s survey of Democratic presidents going back to FDR finds that the left has always found a reason to squawk. But he seems to think we’re particularly unreasonable when it comes to Obama. With Thanksgiving ahead, I found myself wondering whether liberals should be more grateful to the president.
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Bill Clinton’s alternate, unbelievable reality
Even the Big Dog himself would have an impossible time with today's GOP
Bill Clinton (Credit: Reuters/Lucas Jackson) As Democrats survey the political wreckage of the last three years, the temptation to imagine more pleasant alternate realities is irresistible. What if Hillary Clinton had been elected president instead of Obama? Would events have played out any differently? Or, even more tantalizingly (albeit technically impossible), what if the Big Dog himself, Bill Clinton, had been in charge the last three years? Would he have done a better job fixing the economy? Been more effective knocking heads with the Tea Party? Established himself as a better bet to win a second term?
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Andrew Leonard is a staff writer at Salon. On Twitter, @koxinga21. More Andrew Leonard.
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