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Thursday, Mar 15, 2001 8:40 PM UTC2001-03-15T20:40:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

20 ejaculations, no babies!

A father goes through the pain and surprise benefits of vasectomy.

20 ejaculations, no babies!
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After three kids, all boys, my wife and I decided to cut our losses. It was time for me to get a vasectomy. I can’t say I was a lamb brought to the castration table. In fact, I was brought kicking and screaming.

At first, I dreamed up every excuse to forgo the simple but undoubtedly uncomfortable operation. I remember sitting on the couch with my wife, Laura, her long legs curled up, her hair falling in her face as she read a magazine while we talked about it. This infuriated me. How could she read Cosmo and talk about cutting my nuts? This was serious business! I think I even said that.

She looked up from her magazine with an expression of amusement. “It’s not the end of the world. It’s a simple procedure. It’s easier than having another child.”

“I’m philosophically against it,” I said lamely. “High interest rates aren’t what’s slowing down our economy. Vasectomies are. Think of all the unconceived consumers not being given a chance to get, uh, conceived. A chance to run up credit cards and live the American dream.” She returned to her article. I kept pushing on. “What if vasectomies had been common in the old days and Mozart had never been born? Or Proust?”

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Thursday, Feb 16, 2012 10:10 PM UTC2012-02-16T22:10:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

What are Republicans thinking?

The continuing obsession with limiting contraceptive access shows how out of touch GOP politicians are

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Foster Friess (Credit: talkingpointsmemo.com)

You may have heard that Foster Friess, Rick Santorum surrogate and bankroller, offered women a solution for saving money on contraception in lieu of President Obama’s plan to cover it fully. “You know, back in my day, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly,” he told Andrea Mitchell today. If you weren’t familiar with the old-timer expression, he didn’t mean applying the aspirin vaginally — he meant that the sluts should just keep their legs shut.

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Irin Carmon is a staff writer for Salon. Follow her on Twitter at @irincarmon or email her at icarmon@salon.com.  More Irin Carmon

Thursday, Feb 16, 2012 1:00 AM UTC2012-02-16T01:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Catholic hypocrisy at its worst

Bishops condone much more direct contradictions of church dogma. The birth control uproar is a cynical power play

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Archbishop of New York Timothy Dolan is interviewed at the North American College in Rome, Feb. 14, 2012.

For the record, the priest who married my wife and me in 1967 advised us that we could in good faith practice birth control. He reasoned that as Pope Paul VI was then preparing an encyclical regarding faith and sexuality, young Catholics could reasonably assume that church dogma regarding contraception would soon change to reflect contemporary realities: specifically that a couple intending to bring children into their marriage might legitimately seek to do so in their own time.

A university chaplain, he no doubt understood how the combination of Rome’s authoritarianism and theological nit-picking tended to drive educated young people from the church. Anyway, everybody knows how that worked out. Next came Humanae Vitae, Pope Paul VI’s 1968 doubling down on the church’s blanket condemnation of artificial means of birth control — a blast from the medieval past as most American Catholics now see it.

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Arkansas Times columnist Gene Lyons is a National Magazine Award winner and co-author of "The Hunting of the President" (St. Martin's Press, 2000). You can e-mail Lyons at eugenelyons2@yahoo.com.  More Gene Lyons

Wednesday, Feb 15, 2012 4:00 PM UTC2012-02-15T16:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Rep. Issa to air bishops’ complaints

Capitol Hill hearing will showcase those who seek to restrict access to birth control

Bishop William Lori, birth control foe

Bishop William Lori, birth control foe  (Credit: AP/Patrick Semansky)

Republican Darrell Issa, chairman of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, will convene a hearing tomorrow, “Lines Crossed: Separation of Church and State. Has the Obama Administration Trampled on Freedom of Religion and Freedom of Conscience?”

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Sarah Posner is the senior editor of Religion Dispatches, where she writes about politics. She is also the author of God's Profits: Faith, Fraud, and the Republican Crusade for Values Voters" (PoliPoint Press, 2008).  More Sarah Posner

Tuesday, Feb 14, 2012 5:28 PM UTC2012-02-14T17:28:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The deep roots of the war on contraception

The uproar over Obama's decision stems from tensions between Democrats and Catholics that date back to FDR and LBJ

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This piece originally appeared on New Deal 2.0.

Republicans for Planned Parenthood last week issued a call for nominations for the 2012 Barry Goldwater award, an annual prize awarded to a Republican legislator who has acted to protect women’s health and rights. Past recipients include Maine Senator Olympia Snowe, who this week endorsed President Obama’s solution for insuring full coverage of the cost of contraception without exceptions, even for employees of religiously affiliated institutions. And that may tell us all we need to know about why President Obama has the upper hand in a debate over insurance that congressional Tea Partiers have now widened to include anyone who seeks an exemption.

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Ellen Chesler is a Senior Fellow at the Roosevelt Institute and author of "Woman of Valor: Margaret Sanger and the Birth Control Movement in America."   More Ellen Chesler

Thursday, Feb 9, 2012 1:00 AM UTC2012-02-09T01:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

On birth control, Romney mirrored Obama

An antiabortion leader in Massachusetts recalls an "injury to Catholic religious freedom" under Mitt Romney

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In church  (Credit: AP/Charles Krupa)

Cracking down on contraception was never the way for Mitt Romney to ingratiate himself with voters in Massachusetts, even the Roman Catholics who mostly see it as a moral neutral. Now that that position is coming back to haunt Romney like the ghost of Christmas past, he’s taking cover with the religious right. And after last night’s surprising three-state sweep by social conservative Rick Santorum he’ll need all the cover he can get.

Some Catholic leaders in Massachusetts are already (finally) speaking up against what they see as Romney’s politically convenient about-face in the emergency contraception debate. C.J. Doyle, executive director of the Catholic Action League of Massachusetts, told Salon he didn’t want to “let Romney off the hook because the initial injury to Catholic religious freedom came not from the Obama administration but from Romney’s administration”; he explained that there was a preexisting exemption for religious institutions already in the Massachusetts law that was stripped out on the advice of Romney’s gubernatorial legal counsel. “President Obama’s plan certainly constitutes an assault on the constitutional rights of Catholics, but I’m not sure Governor Romney is in a position to assert that, given his own very mixed record on this.”

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Patrick Tracey, author of "Stalking Irish Madness: Searching for the Roots of My Family's Schizophrenia," is a writer in Boston.  More Patrick Tracey

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