Allen Barra
From Shula to Shanahan
Who deserves the hype? Who doesn't get enough? A look at sports' most overrated, and overlooked.
Overrate, underrate, everyone’s doing it. Now, right on the heels of American Heritage’s annual issue (which, in the interests of total disclosure, I am a contributor to), Sports Illustrated has decided to jump on the bandwagon in its current issue. If I don’t jump on soon I risk getting left behind by USA Today. So here goes.
Most Overrated Pro Football Coach: Don Shula
That he was the winningest coach in NFL history matters as little to me as it should to you. All those seasons, all those Hall of Famers, all those opportunities and just two championships to show for it? Did you ever stop to think how many big games this guy’s teams not only blew but never even showed up for?
Think about it: In 1964 his Colts go into the NFL Championship game against Cleveland as an 18-point pick and get stuffed 27-0, one of the biggest upsets in NFL history. In 1969 his Colts go into the Super Bowl against the Jets as 19-point favorites, and get stuffed 16-7. In 1985 his Miami Dolphins go into the Super Bowl as 3-point favorites against the 49ers and lose 38-16. I could go on. Was there ever a worse big-game coach? Does anyone remember a Shula-coached team scoring a touchdown in the second half of a big game?
Most Underrated Pro Football Coach: Mike Shanahan
He made a winner out of John Elway, his Denver Broncos have won him two Super Bowl rings and he might have had a third if Brian Griese hadn’t been injured before the championship game last season. He’s a Bill Walsh disciple, and he’s going to win at least a third ring, maybe this season, maybe next, but someday, and that may not be the last.
Most Overrated Sports Trend: Baseball’s coming economic crisis
Who cares? If they have to drop a couple of teams, let them do so; if they have to share their revenue, let them share it. Just don’t use that as an excuse to stop the game while you’re trying to decide.
Most Underrated Sports Trend:The slow death of football
Kids have stopped playing it as a sandlot sport altogether. Fewer young people are watching it. The talent pool, within the next few years, will begin to shrink rapidly. And, increasingly, we’re watching all our old idols from the ’60s walking on canes and crutches — not an inspirational sight for the next generation.
Most Overrated Liberal Piety: Boxing injury and death, which affects just a handful of people per thousand per decade
Most Underrated Liberal Piety: Injury and death in auto racing, football, hockey and lacrosse — to say nothing of skiing — which affect tens of thousands per year
Most Overrated Baseball Superstar: Tony Gwynn
For all the hits (3,200 plus), batting titles (eight) and hits titles (seven), the San Diego Padres right fielder has driven in more than 100 runs in a season just once and scored more than 100 just twice.
Most Underrated Baseball Superstar: Jeff Bagwell
In his career with the Houston Astros, his 11-year batting average of .305 is about 22 points below Gwynn’s 20-year mark, but he already has more than 200 more walks, nearly 200 more home runs, five more 100-plus RBI seasons (six more after this year), four more 100-plus runs-scored seasons (five after this year), an on-base average more than 30 points higher than Gwynn’s and a slugging percentage nearly 100 points higher.
Most Overrated Live Experience: Going to a football game
After years of watching every move replayed on TV, who the hell can watch a football game in person? Yeah, yeah, I know about the intricacies of line play, etc., etc., but how many seats in a football stadium offer you anything like the view you’d need to focus on such things? Now, if you care who wins, that’s a different matter, but if you’re going somewhere to see the game, just go to a sports bar. The beer is cheaper, too.
Most Underrated Live Sports Experience: Seeing a live tennis match
You can’t believe the speed at which the game is played unless you’re there, and every seat in the house is good.
Most Overrated Sports Journalist: Howard Cosell
The upcoming “Ali” movie will no doubt stir up more memories and debates about Cosell’s place in sports history, but ultimately, aside from the monuments he built with his own ego, what is his legacy? Little more than a pompous, unreadable, self-serving autobiography.
Most Underrated Sports Journalist: Dick Schaap
Schaap has written great books, from his 1962 Sport magazine library bio of Mickey Mantle to volumes with Jerry Kramer and Joe Namath that read as well today as when they were written. On ESPN’s “The Sports Reporters” he makes an entire younger generation seem both underread and unhip.
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Both American Heritage and Sports Illustrated went after Joe DiMaggio’s 56-game hitting streak. S.I.’s Tom Verducci calls it an underrated accomplishment while baseball historian John B. Holway in A.H. suggests the streak was a result of a scorer’s accident (or bias) and further states that DiMaggio’s “fame” rests on the “record.” I think they’re both wrong. DiMaggio’s streak is amazing, but ultimately it’s a freak of nature. Above all, who cares? If you’re going to get a certain number of hits over a certain number of games, what difference does it make if they’re in consecutive games or whatever?
Would DiMaggio be any less of a player if he had had two 28-game streaks, or three 19-game streaks, or no long streak at all? As for Holway’s assertion, it’s a cheap shot at one of the five or six greatest players in baseball history. What long record or streak doesn’t have questionable calls? As for DiMaggio’s fame, I think it rests a great deal more on his having been the first great all-around player in baseball history and the primary force behind the greatest dynasty in baseball history, than on any scorer’s lapse.
Don’t fall for Tebow
Sure, he's winning now. But the new cult hero is still a mediocre quarterback -- and a thoroughly obnoxious person
Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow (15) prays in the end zone before the start of an NFL football game against the Chicago Bears, Sunday, Dec. 11, 2011, in Denver. (Credit: AP/Julie Jacobson) For a guy who has only started 11 games as a pro, Tim Tebow has already touched off more sour, unwinnable arguments to last a career. Is the Denver Broncos quarterback a pro-life religious zealot who needs to keep his fervor off the football field and out of the locker room? Is he destroying smashmouth football with his cutesy option play? It’s a debate that consumes both sports radio and even the “Today” show — and with Gingrich-esque momentum, the argument is going Tebow’s way.
Continue Reading CloseThe shame of Penn State
The university buried a child sex scandal for years. And rioting students dare blame the media?
Police hold back students after they reacted off campus Nov. 10, 2011, in State College, Pa., to firing of football coach Joe Paterno. (Credit: AP/Matt Rourke) On Wednesday night, the Penn State Board of Trustees met — for the first time since the child sex abuse scandal broke — and subsequently announced that football coach Joe Paterno and university president Graham Spanier had been fired. No, that’s wrong, let’s take those names in order of importance – first Graham Spanier and then Joe Paterno. What followed was a jaw-dropping torrent of angry, abusive questions from Penn State students directed to a cowed and bewildered John Surma, vice chairman of the trustees.
Continue Reading CloseWhy college football is better than the pros
Saturday's game between top-ranked LSU and Alabama is another reminder that the best games are played on campus
Michigan Stadium is seen before the start of the NCAA college football game between Michigan and Notre Dame in Ann Arbor, Michigan September 10, 2011. (Credit: Rebecca Cook / Reuters) It wasn’t easy explaining to my father’s family in New Jersey what it was like to be in Alabama on the weekend of a big game, like when Alabama played Louisiana State — as they will this Saturday night — or when the Crimson Tide battled Tennessee or Auburn. During an Auburn game, as Geoffrey Norman wrote in his book “Alabama Showdown,” “One or two people every year die of a heart attack right there in Legion Field. The better the game, the more people who die.”
Continue Reading CloseExonerating Bill Buckner
25 years after the Red Sox infielder's infamous World Series error, we look at what really happened that October
(Credit: AP) Bill Buckner’s error in the 1986 World Series – 25 years ago today, a day of infamy for Red Sox fans — is one of the two most famous plays in World Series history. (Willie Mays’ catch in the 1954 fall classic is the other.)
Like Mays’ over-the-shoulder catch, Buckner’s booboo is entrenched in American folklore. Jimmy Fallon’s Red Sox fanatic in “Fever Pitch,” distraught over breaking up with his girlfriend, watches Buckner’s play over and over on his VCR. During congressional hearings in 2008, U.S. Rep. John Yarmuth, D-Ky., called former Treasury Secretary John Snow, then-SEC chief Christopher Cox and former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan “three Bill Buckners.” On “Curb Your Enthusiasm” this season, Larry David loses a softball game when a ball rolls between his legs; his coach screams, “You Buckner-ed me!”
Continue Reading CloseWhen Sin City ruled college basketball
A new documentary explains how one man helped transform Las Vegas from a sports desert into a glittering oasis
A still from "Runnin' Rebels of UNLV" “There’s everywhere else,” sang Frank, Sammy and Dino, “and then there’s Vegas.”
But it wasn’t a good city for big-time sports, not as the 1970s began, unless you just wanted to place a bet. There were no professional baseball, football or basketball teams for the locals to rally around. Then, in 1973, Coach Jerry Tarkanian came to the Runnin’ Rebels basketball team. As a new HBO documentary,”Runnin’ Rebels of UNLV,” explains, the University of Las Vegas, the city itself and college basketball would never be quite the same again.
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