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Thursday, Oct 9, 2003 8:36 PM UTC2003-10-09T20:36:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Jesus is my crush

A popular new Bible for teen girls dresses up the New Testament to look and read exactly like a fashion magazine.

Jesus is my crush

What would Jesus do about clogged pores? It’s a topic on which the Bible is mute. Unless the Bible being consulted is Revolve, which dresses up the New Testament to look and read exactly like a teen magazine — complete with cover lines that promise much more than the Good News inside. “Guys Speak Out on Tons of Important Issues,” declares one, hinting that the guys holding forth aren’t Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. Others offer “100+ Ways to Apply Your Faith” and “Beauty Secrets You’ve Never Heard Before!”

That’s for sure. “As you apply your sunscreen,” one reads, “use that time to talk to God. Tell him how grateful you are for how he made you. Soon, you’ll be so used to talking to him, it might become as regular and intimate as shrinking your pores.” And what exactly are those aforementioned guys speaking out on? Comportment. They like girls who dress conservatively, wear as little makeup as possible, and don’t overreact if they don’t notice a new haircut. Thinking of asking a guy out? Revolve girls don’t. “Sorry,” they’re told. “God made guys to be the leaders. That means that they lead in relationships. They tell you they like you.” If you need distraction from that total bummer, there are charts ranking the “top ten random things” you can do to make a difference in your community or bond with your dad. Or calendar pages that designate celebrity birthdays as occasions to Pray for a Person of Influence. (Kelly Osbourne and Anna Nicole Smith, junior varsity prayer warriors have got your back.) As well as quizzes that pose such questions as “Are You Crushing Too Hard?” and “Are You a Good Daughter?”

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Monday, Aug 3, 2009 12:31 PM UTC2009-08-03T12:31:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

No sex in the city

Life in New York is notorious for sin and excess. But instead of going wild, I went Catholic

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As a seven-year-old in the New Jersey suburbs, I accepted Jesus as my savior. I grew up attending evangelical schools, churches and youth groups, but I never felt quite at home in any of them. Evangelical Christianity preached a suspicion of the world I did not believe; I was pretty sure I could have my Morrissey and Jesus, too.

I kept thoughts like that to myself, however, and continued praying that one day I’d find a church that didn’t mind if you read writers other than C.S. Lewis, a church that didn’t mind if you wanted to enjoy life in a big city rather than drag its inhabitants toward repentance. In college, after reading Walker Percy and Dorothy Day, I got the idea that the Catholic Church could be that church.

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Monday, Jul 17, 2006 11:00 AM UTC2006-07-17T11:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The riot quiets

The breakup of Sleater-Kinney signifies the end of an era when women made a loud and unapologetic noise -- onstage and in society.

The riot quiets

After 11 years, Sleater-Kinney — arguably the only band born out of the Pacific Northwest’s ’90s rock boom that is still extant and relevant — announced they were going on indefinite hiatus last week. When I heard the news, I felt a burning need to see them one last time, though I was mindful of the fact that one must be circumspect when one is 33 and about to utter the phrase “burning need.” Surely, one is being ironic. Surely, one has confused the feeling with heartburn. And yet, that feeling just won’t quit.

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Saturday, Apr 30, 2005 2:34 AM UTC2005-04-30T02:34:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

God? Sure, whatever

A new book says that 80 percent of American teens believe in God -- but their God is a buddy who props up their self-esteem, and many don't even know who Jesus was.

God? Sure, whatever
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Between the real-life stories of lonely kids shooting their way out of despair, and culture makers who can’t stop fetishizing teen disaffection, it’s hard to imagine adolescence as anything other than a time of surly skepticism. But according to the National Study of Youth and Religion, a random survey of nearly 3,300 American teens aged 13 to 17 from all across the country and from varying socioeconomic backgrounds, most kids aren’t quarreling with the cosmos — 80 percent of them believe in God, and only 3 percent of them don’t. More than six in 10 kids say they’d attend church several times a month if it were entirely up to them. They like their congregations — but they don’t want to be confused with Ned Flanders.

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Friday, Apr 15, 2005 2:12 PM UTC2005-04-15T14:12:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Being black and British

Long before Zadie Smith and Monica Ali, Andrea Levy was exploring the rich textures of race, class and empire. Her bestselling new book, "Small Island," is her first to be published in America.

Being black and British

Readers whose pulse quickens at the mention of the names Eliot or Trollope or Hardy - and who have delighted in post-colonial updates on condition-of-England novels by Zadie Smith and Monica Ali — should get themselves a copy of Andrea Levy’s “Small Island.” Born in England to Jamaican parents — her father came over on the Empire Windrush, the ship that brought the first wave of postwar West Indian immigrants to England — Levy’s been acclaimed in her native country for her sharp-eyed take on being black and British. With “Small Island,” her fourth novel, and her first to be published in America, the 48-year-old’s star only continues to rise. Her bestselling book beat Margaret Atwood’s “Oryx and Crake” for the Orange Prize and trumped Alan Hollinghurst’s “The Line of Beauty” for the Whitbread novel of the year; last month she was honored with the Commonwealth Writers’ Prize. (Still, the Booker long list eluded her; according to one judge, the book was “implausible and schematic.”) While “Small Island” may have two love children too many for some readers, it’s a mesmerizing concert of four voices caught in questions of class, race and empire. Levy can convincingly, often hilariously, pass herself off as a mouthy butcher’s daughter and a stiff-necked Jamaican schoolteacher who loves Shirley Temple.

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Monday, Oct 11, 2004 4:51 PM UTC2004-10-11T16:51:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The sunny side of life

In her new book, "Exuberance," author Kay Redfield Jamison looks at who has joie de vivre -- and why.

The sunny side of life

Over the last decade, psychologist Kay Redfield Jamison has become perhaps our foremost chronicler of the mind’s darkest weather. In 1993 she published “Touched with Fire,” her exploration of the relation between creative genius and manic depression, and followed that up in 1995 with “An Unquiet Mind,” a memoir of her own struggle with the illness. “Night Falls Fast,” her most recent book, studied suicide. So it might come as a bit of a shock to find her cavorting with the likes of Tigger, rough-riding Teddy Roosevelt, and other exceptionally irrepressible characters in her latest book, “Exuberance,” which attempts to define what it’s like to be touched with another, more joyful, sort of fire.

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