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Friday, Jun 4, 2004 9:56 PM UTC2004-06-04T21:56:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The Sopranos’ stomping ground

The world can make fun of New Jersey -- big hair, Bada Bing, Bon Jovi and all -- but natives know who's boss.

I grew up in New Jersey, in a town called Wall, not far from another town called Brick. In college, kids from glamorous places like Miami and Los Angeles and Great Neck thought the names of these towns, and their proximity to one another, were very funny. They chuckled about it pityingly — Florida smirking at California, California shrugging amiably at Long Island — as if they weren’t in fact surprised. Apparently, something about those innocuous names fit in with a national perception of lump-headed Jersey folk. “Is there a town called ‘Floor’ around there too?” a boy from Gainesville, Fla., asked.

In other words, it took 18 years for me to figure out that New Jersey had a special reputation. My college classmates from all over the country would stare at my prom pictures with drop-jawed fascination, as if they’d believed big hair, sequins and too-tanned skin were just the stuff of legend. Here was proof, right in their own dorm, in 1995, that Jersey still yielded these curiously decorated creatures and their wife-beater-wearing counterparts — women who swore like truck drivers, fathers who kept guns in bedside tables, cousins who lived in trailer parks, friends who were in the mob. To them, New Jersey was some white-trash fantasia, quite like what you find in Mira Nair’s “Hysterical Blindness,” the most terrifying depiction of Jersey life and fashions yet. It was a Los Angeles-born friend who said she’d hated New Jersey ever since she learned that the ’80s show “Dance Party USA” was filmed there.

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Thursday, Aug 3, 2006 12:00 PM UTC2006-08-03T12:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Destination: Jersey Shore

Bruce Springsteen may provide the soundtrack to your boardwalk stroll, but great novels by Richard Ford and Frederick Reiken should keep you company on the beach.

Destination: Jersey Shore

A passage of Frederick Reiken’s novel “The Lost Legends of New Jersey” so accurately re-creates the world’s perception of the Jersey Shore that a grumpy native could be forgiven for feeling betrayed by the author. “In July they woke one morning to find the beach covered in syringes,” he writes. “It made the news — hundreds of plastic little syringes without needles. Apparently, they’d been illegally dumped at sea. The syringes were reported from Sandy Hook all the way to Manasquan.”

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Wednesday, Apr 5, 2006 11:03 AM UTC2006-04-05T11:03:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Why foreign aid doesn’t work

An economist says big ideas to "end poverty" have failed for decades -- and that the West needs to fight the war one village at a time.

Why foreign aid doesn't work

Last year, celebrity economist and United Nations special advisor Jeffrey D. Sachs published his opus, “The End of Poverty: Economic Possibilities for Our Time,” to much fanfare. Bono even (or not surprisingly) wrote the introduction. In the book, Sachs unveiled his crusading vision of how increased aid to poor countries could lift their most desperate citizens out of what he called a “poverty trap.” He advocated for a flood of funds from the West to transform beleaguered nations into functional societies. Yet, unlike so many tracts, Sachs’ book wasn’t merely a proposal, but a blueprint of grand actions currently in effect; Sachs is the director of the United Nations Millennium Project, an effort to eradicate poverty by 2015. According to Sachs, it will take very little money to accomplish this. The world’s poor simply need the will of the world’s rich.

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Wednesday, Nov 2, 2005 11:00 AM UTC2005-11-02T11:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Laguna biatch

How a real-life mean girl has become TV's most improbable teen role model.

Laguna biatch
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Last month, Kristin Cavalleri, the star of MTV’s pseudo reality show “Laguna Beach,” scored a visit to “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” an Us Weekly fashion spread and, most significantly, the cover of Seventeen magazine. (She’s even rumored to be dating pop star Aaron Carter.) Reality show stars have made great strides (Elizabeth Hasselbeck) and suffered dramatic falls (Richard Hatch), yet few have broken out into this level of glossy, real-life fame. Kristin is sort of plainly California pretty with perfectly layered blond hair, clear skin, good makeup and a penchant for making adorably expressive faces, as well as obnoxious ones. She’s curvy and short in the way high school boys prefer, and unsurprisingly, they worship her.

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Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005 4:09 PM UTC2005-07-20T16:09:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Conversations with mass murderers

In "Machete Season," 10 Hutu men recall how they enjoyed slaughtering their neighbors with machetes and clubs -- and six years after the Rwanda genocide, feel no guilt.

Conversations with mass murderers
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The 1994 Rwandan genocide was ignored by most of the world as it raged on. But in years since, the horrific event that claimed 800,000 deaths has garnered worldwide attention, thanks to numerous books and documentaries, and even a Hollywood film. Philip Gourevitch’s masterly “We Wish to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed With Our Families,” based on his dispatches from Rwanda for the New Yorker, became an award-winning bestseller. Romeo Dallaire, the United Nations commander stationed in Rwanda at the time, recently participated in a documentary based on his own memoir “Shake Hands With the Devil.” And last year, the tragedy of the slaughter was brought to the big screen in the surprisingly good “Hotel Rwanda,” a film starring Don Cheadle that managed to grab three Oscar nominations.

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Saturday, Jul 10, 2004 8:00 PM UTC2004-07-10T20:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

I married a bin Laden

Osama's former sister-in-law tells all: Secret Saudi lesbian trysts, a husband who ordered her to have abortions, and the magical power of the name bin Laden within the Saudi luxury class.

I married a bin Laden

“Inside the Kingdom,” Carmen Bin Ladin’s new memoir about the bin Laden clan, contains only a few passages about Osama bin Laden, the world’s most feared terrorist and the author’s brother-in-law. (Carmen’s husband, Yeslam, is Osama’s half-brother; their father, Sheikh Mohamed, founder of the amazingly powerful Bin Laden Organization, had 22 wives. Western transliterations of Arabic names vary and “in accordance with convention,” bin Laden is used when referring to the family and Bin Ladin when referring to Carmen and Yeslam. To confuse matters further, the family company is known as the Saudi Binladin Group.)

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