Fiction
“The Coast of Akron” by Adrienne Miller
The debut novel from Esquire's fiction editor is a stylish, multilayered family drama stuffed to the seams with faceless Barbies, emus, mannequins and blimps.
As literary editor at Esquire, which won a 2004 National Magazine Award for its fiction, Adrienne Miller has passed her eyes — and her red pen — over the work of some talented, some successful, and probably some downright crappy fiction aspirants. Perhaps hers is the kind of job that creates pent-up frustration — an impatience to do it bigger, better, wilder. That would explain Miller’s ambitious debut novel, “The Coast of Akron,” which overflows with zinging sentences, fresh imagery, unexpected turns of phrase, and more eccentricities than the looney-tunes family it chronicles.
Miller has gussied up her pallid Akron, Ohio, setting with a lot of surrealist detail. There’s a 65-room faux-Tudor Revival mansion called “On Ne Peut Pas Vivre Seul” (“One Cannot Live Alone”). There’s a pet emu named Anita and a pet pig named Arabella; Miller’s human characters have monikers like Preston Lympany and Jenny Meatyard. The book’s climactic scene features a mime, a harpist, a fire-eater, a peacock feast and a human-size farkle board. References to objects as earthbound as a BlackBerry or “South Park” provide jarring reminders that this book is supposed to take place in the real world.
“The Coast of Akron” is ostensibly about wifty magazine ad saleswoman Merit Haven Ash, loving but unfaithful wife to obsessive-compulsive Wyatt, daughter to famous self-portraitist Lowell Haven and his alcoholic ex-wife Jenny, and stepdaughter to Fergus, Jenny’s former gay best friend and Lowell’s current domestic partner. The story of Merit’s secret-studded and thoroughly loco family is woven with three narrative threads. There’s Merit’s saddish affair with a stoner assistant she calls “the Tooting Subordinate.” Then there are Jenny’s diaries from the ’70s, which chronicle her early artistic ambitions, her needy and troubled friendship with Fergus, and her first encounters with narcissistic fop Lowell. Finally, and most oppressively depressing, is Fergus’ first-person narration of events leading up to a party at which he’s planning to air all the family’s musty secrets.
Miller’s story doesn’t feel like anything else. Its whimsical layers on top of its dismal realities are best evoked by whiny, delusional Fergus, who says, “You want to know how I dealt with my life? By creating my own little fantasy. That’s what you’ve got to do if you live in Akron, Ohio, and you really do consider yourself the dauphin.”
Miller has an eye for visual art and an ear for language, and she crisply wraps words around hues, textures and sounds. Jenny writes of someone she meets in London: “The color of his face makes me think of the word squeal,” while Fergus is described succinctly as “a man with dire sinus issues.” This is a first novel with a distinctive style. The thrill of its over-the-top nature is amplified by the fact that so many recent first novels have tended to fall within predictable narrative parameters: I grew up in a perfect suburb that actually held many gothic secrets! I came to New York and did too many drugs! I am a desperate housewife, ambivalent about my family! I am returning to the gothic suburbs of my childhood to raise the family about which I am ambivalent, after my drug-addled youth in New York!
“The Coast of Akron” is very, very different. Yet, sometimes Miller oversteps, and despite her efforts to truss up her characters with precise and evocative sentences, she allows them to slip and ooze all over the place. The book’s many pages don’t shed all that much light on the motivations or desires of any of the family members, save Merit’s patient husband, Wyatt, and Fergus.
This is forgivable, though, because buried beneath the spun-sugar absurdity of “The Coast of Akron” is a terrifically compelling and original tale about art, gender, ownership and identity. All of Miller’s characters want to be each other. Not be like each other, but be each other. Miller is interested in what’s inside and what’s outside, and stuffs the novel with mannequins, hot-air-filled blimps, Barbie dolls whose faces have been erased with acetone, and hollow plastic mansions meant for fish aquariums.
She writes a mean sentence, deftly deploys some searing imagery, and tackles everything from infidelity to self-abnegation to artistic inspiration. She seems eager to get it all out at once. It’s a messy project that could have been a little tighter. But that’s OK. It’s Miller’s first novel, and it’s an exciting one.
Rebecca Traister writes for Salon. She is the author of "Big Girls Don't Cry: The Election that Changed Everything for American Women" (Free Press). Follow @rtraister on Twitter. More Rebecca Traister.
50 shades of Shutterstock
Slide show: Everyone's favorite light-bondage bestseller illustrated by inexplicable stock photography SLIDE SHOW
This week, for roughly the millionth time, E.L. James’ romance-bondage trilogy “50 Shades” nabs the No. 1, 2 and 3 spots on the New York Times bestseller lists. We don’t get it either. Every page of that book, which famously began as “Twilight” fan fiction, elicits a sigh of confusion and weird secondary embarrassment. The question is: Who would read this? (The answer is: Apparently everyone.) It’s the same baffled, helpless feeling we get when we sort through stock photos on a daily basis. Stock photos – which have been the subject of recent outstanding Internet satire – are used by this site, and many others, to illustrate our flood of content. Many are plain and simple, but a good portion are flat-out mind-blowing. Why did anyone think that photo was a good idea? It only made sense to join these forces. And so, we present to you passages from the most head-scratching bestseller of our time, illustrated with the assistance of inexplicable stock photography.
Megaphone by Natalie Bakopoulos
Miracles happen, even in an Athens crippled by a garbage strike, to a young mother unsure of her ability to love
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s the third week of the garbage strike and Athens has begun to smell. Bright-colored trash bags fill the curbs and alleyways, and we have learned to step over the rubbish and avoid the blocks that had become unnavigable. We know which stretches are particularly foul — a stretch along Mavili Square, or the entire top end of Monastiraki. Odos Athinas is a sea of trash, and Omonia is ghastly but we don’t go there anyway. May has gone from unseasonably cool to raging hot, and the garbage seems to be melting. In front of the museum it’s like yet another installation project. When I arrive each morning I want to wretch.
Continue Reading CloseNatalie Bakopoulos's first novel, "The Green Shore," will be published by Simon & Schuster in June 2012. Her work has appeared in Tin House, Ninth Letter, Granta Online, and The O. Henry Prize Stories 2010, and she is a contributing editor for the online journal Fiction Writers Review. More Natalie Bakopoulos.
Almost by Chris Pavone
She never thought of herself as ambitious, until motherhood and career collided in one horrifying hospital ride
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s just before dawn when Isabel puts the final page down on the fat stack of paper that sits on the rumpled bedspread, next to an overflowing crystal ashtray and a crumpled soft-pack of cigarettes. She’d tried Wellbutrin and Xanax; she’d used patches and gum. In the end, the only thing that made her quit smoking was being pregnant.
But then, after everything, she couldn’t help but start up again. At first it was just a single cigarette per day, or two. Then it became a few, and within months she was back to full-throttle. Over the past couple of years, she’s tried to quit a few times, but not seriously. She anticipates — she accepts — failure. Because she doesn’t want to quit, not really. She wants instead to try, and fail.
Continue Reading CloseMemorial Day fiction: Are we there yet?
Salon exclusive: At the start of the summer fiction season, new stories from Chris Pavone and Natalie Bakopoulos
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) “Are we there yet?”
It’s a dreaded sentence. When it’s spoken by an anxious child from the back seat, it’s enough to make stressed-out parents wish they’d never taken a family vacation in the first place. And even if it’s delivered as a sing-songy punch line, from an impatient partner or spouse on a long road trip, it’s an irritating eye-roller of a joke.
So this Memorial Day weekend — the unofficial start of the summer vacation season, and therefore the summer fiction season — we asked two novelists to reclaim the sentence in a new and adult context. For our latest fiction project, there was only one simple rule: Each story had to include the line “Are we there yet?” in a fresh and surprising way.
Continue Reading CloseDavid Daley is the senior culture editor of Salon. More David Daley.
“Frankenstein” remixed
This masterful new adaptation of Mary Shelley's classic novel may be the best interactive fiction yet
Whatever interactive fiction is (and we’re still figuring that out) it suffers from all the problems of traditional fiction and then some. The vast majority of novels and short stories aren’t much good, but when a branching fiction — along the lines of the old “Choose Your Own Adventure” children’s books — fails to engage, the first impulse is to blame the form rather than the content. Let “Frankenstein,” just released by Inkle Studios and Profile Books, serve as a reproach to that reflex. The app is a creative, subtle and sensitive adaptation of Mary Shelley’s classic novella, and it has singlehandedly renewed this critic’s hopes for interactive fiction.
Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
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