Fiction
“10 Men” by Alexandra Gray
In this smart and stylish debut, an unnamed heroine guides us through her personal history of love, one man at a time, as she searches for true happiness.
A little advice for women still in mourning over the end of “Sex and the City”: Pick up Alexandra Gray’s debut novel, “10 Men.” The book’s unnamed heroine — who takes us through the romantic relationships of her early adulthood — is like a British Carrie Bradshaw, slumming it with a poet one moment, flying high with a Mr. Big-style billionaire the next. And just as “Sex and the City” stood out among its television peers for its wit and style, Gray’s book is remarkable in the vast sea of “chick lit” for its smarts, flair and honesty. Where so many novels about dating and relationships are just “Bridget Jones” knockoffs, with a goofy and fumbling narrator who goes from lucky to unlucky in 60 seconds, Gray has given us a thoughtful character who moves through the world with poise and grace — but not so much of either that we can’t relate to her.
When we first meet our heroine, she’s a grown woman in her 30s about to deflower a virgin of about the same age; hence his taxonomic name in the world of our narrator, the “Virgin.” But as soon as the arc of that relationship is unfurled, we’re taken back in time. “10 Men” really begins with the narrator’s first romantic relationship as a 19-year-old — the one that sets her Carrie-ish course from man to man to man in motion. That first love was with the “Schoolmaster” — a 32-year-old athletics coach at a boy’s boarding school off the coast of France — who wooed her from afar and convinced her to marry him and move to the remote school.
Our heroine married for love, sure. But also because she wanted to have sex, which, to her at the time, was inextricably linked to lifetime partnership. (Although she eventually sheds nearly every trace of her convent school/protective single mother upbringing, she was quite the prude for most of her youth.) Unsurprisingly, a tiny island filled with teenage boys proves too much for her to take at such a young age, especially with a crotchety and distracted man like the Schoolmaster. (Her presence, apparently, was also a bit too much for the boys, who get busted performing group masturbation while describing their fantasies about her.) She develops a crush on a senior, tries to avoid him, and begins to dream of leaving the island.
To get out, our heroine does the only thing she can think of: hitch her wagon to a new relationship. She’s been working as a typist, and then as a translator, at a local legal firm. Her chosen man, the “Lawyer,” is easily had, even though he is married. They travel, she translates; they have mediocre sex. When his wife eventually discovers their affair, it’s over, but the Schoolmaster’s wife still gets her wish. To assuage his guilt over ending things, the Lawyer sends her off the island with a decent company car and an envelope full of money, paid as restitution for her sort-of-broken heart.
From the island, we go to London, where our heroine carries on with two men at once — the “Lord” and the “Lover.” And later there’s the “Billionaire,” who begins as her boss and, ultimately, replaces the other two. He is “10 Men’s” Mr. Big — passionate and aloof and rich and handsome — and every bit as much of a nightmare. With him there are travels to islands, to Paris, to America; there are unlimited credit cards and gowns and meals. Eventually, there is also abandonment, and sadness; finally, a move back to England, and the Virgin.
Like “Sex and the City,” “10 Men” is a sort of celebration of singlehood; at the end of the novel, our heroine is an unmarried actress, still trawling the waters. And she’s pretty happy, too. “10 Men” isn’t a “You go, girl!” kind of book, but that’s what makes it so good. The narrator isn’t a heartbreaker, nor is she a sad sack; she’s a woman in search of something. She’s intelligent, but unsure of who she is, or what she should be. She tries on different jobs like outfits; some fit, and others don’t. Somewhere, in our heroine, is a little bit of each of us. And somewhere, in all the men she loved, is one we’ll recognize. “10 Men” is a little too real-life to be a totally guilty, fantasy-filled summer pleasure — but isn’t a genuine one even better?
Hillary Frey is the Books editor at Salon. More Hillary Frey.
50 shades of Shutterstock
Slide show: Everyone's favorite light-bondage bestseller illustrated by inexplicable stock photography SLIDE SHOW
This week, for roughly the millionth time, E.L. James’ romance-bondage trilogy “50 Shades” nabs the No. 1, 2 and 3 spots on the New York Times bestseller lists. We don’t get it either. Every page of that book, which famously began as “Twilight” fan fiction, elicits a sigh of confusion and weird secondary embarrassment. The question is: Who would read this? (The answer is: Apparently everyone.) It’s the same baffled, helpless feeling we get when we sort through stock photos on a daily basis. Stock photos – which have been the subject of recent outstanding Internet satire – are used by this site, and many others, to illustrate our flood of content. Many are plain and simple, but a good portion are flat-out mind-blowing. Why did anyone think that photo was a good idea? It only made sense to join these forces. And so, we present to you passages from the most head-scratching bestseller of our time, illustrated with the assistance of inexplicable stock photography.
Megaphone by Natalie Bakopoulos
Miracles happen, even in an Athens crippled by a garbage strike, to a young mother unsure of her ability to love
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s the third week of the garbage strike and Athens has begun to smell. Bright-colored trash bags fill the curbs and alleyways, and we have learned to step over the rubbish and avoid the blocks that had become unnavigable. We know which stretches are particularly foul — a stretch along Mavili Square, or the entire top end of Monastiraki. Odos Athinas is a sea of trash, and Omonia is ghastly but we don’t go there anyway. May has gone from unseasonably cool to raging hot, and the garbage seems to be melting. In front of the museum it’s like yet another installation project. When I arrive each morning I want to wretch.
Continue Reading CloseNatalie Bakopoulos's first novel, "The Green Shore," will be published by Simon & Schuster in June 2012. Her work has appeared in Tin House, Ninth Letter, Granta Online, and The O. Henry Prize Stories 2010, and she is a contributing editor for the online journal Fiction Writers Review. More Natalie Bakopoulos.
Almost by Chris Pavone
She never thought of herself as ambitious, until motherhood and career collided in one horrifying hospital ride
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s just before dawn when Isabel puts the final page down on the fat stack of paper that sits on the rumpled bedspread, next to an overflowing crystal ashtray and a crumpled soft-pack of cigarettes. She’d tried Wellbutrin and Xanax; she’d used patches and gum. In the end, the only thing that made her quit smoking was being pregnant.
But then, after everything, she couldn’t help but start up again. At first it was just a single cigarette per day, or two. Then it became a few, and within months she was back to full-throttle. Over the past couple of years, she’s tried to quit a few times, but not seriously. She anticipates — she accepts — failure. Because she doesn’t want to quit, not really. She wants instead to try, and fail.
Continue Reading CloseMemorial Day fiction: Are we there yet?
Salon exclusive: At the start of the summer fiction season, new stories from Chris Pavone and Natalie Bakopoulos
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) “Are we there yet?”
It’s a dreaded sentence. When it’s spoken by an anxious child from the back seat, it’s enough to make stressed-out parents wish they’d never taken a family vacation in the first place. And even if it’s delivered as a sing-songy punch line, from an impatient partner or spouse on a long road trip, it’s an irritating eye-roller of a joke.
So this Memorial Day weekend — the unofficial start of the summer vacation season, and therefore the summer fiction season — we asked two novelists to reclaim the sentence in a new and adult context. For our latest fiction project, there was only one simple rule: Each story had to include the line “Are we there yet?” in a fresh and surprising way.
Continue Reading CloseDavid Daley is the senior culture editor of Salon. More David Daley.
“Frankenstein” remixed
This masterful new adaptation of Mary Shelley's classic novel may be the best interactive fiction yet
Whatever interactive fiction is (and we’re still figuring that out) it suffers from all the problems of traditional fiction and then some. The vast majority of novels and short stories aren’t much good, but when a branching fiction — along the lines of the old “Choose Your Own Adventure” children’s books — fails to engage, the first impulse is to blame the form rather than the content. Let “Frankenstein,” just released by Inkle Studios and Profile Books, serve as a reproach to that reflex. The app is a creative, subtle and sensitive adaptation of Mary Shelley’s classic novella, and it has singlehandedly renewed this critic’s hopes for interactive fiction.
Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
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