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Reading “The Wapshot Chronicle”

John Cheever's first novel may seem like a family saga set in a fishing village -- but it's really all about male hysteria and rage.

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I don’t know how my airplane ticket ended up in the toilet, but that’s where I found it, after a frantic 10-minute search of a ladies’ room in Chicago’s O’Hare airport. The fact that I was 90 percent confident I hadn’t even been in the particular stall could only be interpreted as further evidence of how “The Wapshot Chronicle” was confusing and disorienting — and also annoying — me. I was drying my ticket underneath the automatic hand drier (the stares of the other bathroom visitors indicating they had never seen someone drying an airplane ticket before), as my name was repeatedly paged. I picked up my coffee cup and bags, and ran. At the gate, my sodden ticket created a great deal of confusion; a supervisor was called, and I was grilled: “And your ticket is wet because why?” I went with “sink” rather than “toilet,” and was finally allowed to board. I stepped onto the plane right foot first — an old superstitious habit. I’m only superstitious when I’m flying.

Perhaps there were more exciting and picturesque (and more sanitary) settings for my reading of, and stewing about, “The Wapshot Chronicle” — including my apartment, and a wonderful French cafe on my street in the West Village (where I have a bit of a reputation as an almond croissant connoisseur), and a Midwestern college bar that I essentially didn’t leave for two days (it had a dozen Belgian beers on tap — and they kept carding me, so I loved them), and poolside at a Los Angeles hotel, where the guy in the chair next to me (who looked as if he’d spent decades of his life on that very lounge chair, and who reminded me of a ridiculous guy in college my friends and I nicknamed “Mr. Tan Man”) literally snapped his fingers at the waiter and barked, “Come back here, baby. Baby … baby! I’m not done with you yet.”

But this particular Boeing 747 happened, unfortunately, to be where my thoughts about Cheever’s often boring, often spectacular first novel started coming together, and apart. I suppose I hadn’t read “The Wapshot Chronicle” for much the same reason I haven’t read “Moby-Dick” — it seemed too nautical. At the center of “Wapshot” were, I knew, a hoary old captain and a big boat of mythical stature. And would there be knots? Yes, there would also probably be knots, many different kinds. Add a few paragraphs about anchors and compasses, and I’ll never need another Ambien hit ever again. Cheever was all about his short stories, which I’ll admit I’d come to fairly late, just — ahem — within the last several years. I probably read “The Swimmer” and “The Enormous Radio” at some point in college, because everyone reads “The Swimmer” and “The Enormous Radio” in college, but, if I did, I didn’t remember them (my guess is I was probably busy that day composing and passing bratty notes to friends in class, or maybe I had my headphones on, as happened occasionally).

In school, I had a lot of punky and very uninformed opinions about Cheever, starting with an immature bias against anything I, in my exotic, black-wearing ways, deemed preppy and of a canvas tote bag quaintness, and ending with another personal prejudice (and I’m still susceptible to this one) against any kind of quiet, commercially “fine” literature that receives the critical thumbs up. I was both wrong and right about “The Wapshot Chronicle” — much of it, particularly the beginning, is dreadfully boring and, to me, being boring is the absolute worst sin. And while I did fall asleep by the pool in L.A. as I was trying to get through one of “Wapshot’s” several trout-fishing sections (I woke up with a monster headache), it is also a structurally and stylistically risky book, often shockingly obscene, often funny, and often really, truly insanely angry. If Cheever’s best short stories are masterworks of omission and indirection, “The Wapshot Chronicle,” the uncharacteristic winner of a National Book Award for fiction (the committee in 1958 was actually giving him a belated award for his stories, right?), is a maximalist project, a mad, breathless, digression-filled spectacle. It’s also a fascinating performance, because you get to see the master short story writer teaching himself how to write a novel. In bald summary, “The Wapshot Chronicle” is the family saga of several generations of Wapshots of the fishing village of St. Botolphs. But it’s really about male hysteria and rage.

These were roughly my thoughts when I gingerly set my damp boarding pass, my paperback copy of “The Wapshot Chronicle,” and my coffee, size venti, onto my aisle seat. I was stuffing my very heavy bags (I’m a legendary over-packer) into the overhead compartment, when I noted how precarious the situation on my seat appeared, and had a vague thought about how much it would suck if I somehow were to spill my coffee. Which, of course, I did, about 30 seconds later — all over my pants, my then-trashed boarding pass, and my “Wapshot Chronicle.” I’m always looking for symbols and signs before my plane takes off, and, so far, these two — the ticket in the toilet and the spilled coffee — didn’t seem like two promising ones. Water and, by extension (so thought my superstitious brain), watery fiascoes seemed to be the theme of the day, both mine and the “Wapshot’s.”

The patriarch of the Wapshot clan is old Leander, the retired fishing captain. In the years since Leander’s two sons, Moses and Coverly, left St. Botolphs, he has kept himself busy by composing his autobiography — which is written in his journal in poetic, choppy maxims — and by obsessively writing letters to his boys. A line from one of his late letters: “In locker room, asked self: Was pederast?” Leander, who has some of the heaviest lines and passages in the book, is a sexually troubled and emasculated figure — his beloved boat, the S.S. Topaze, and the farm where he and his wife, Sarah, live, are both owned by his imperious Cousin Honora. A true sui-generis female character, Cousin Honora — aka the Wonderful Honora, the Splendid Honora and the Grand Honora Wapshot — is the controller of the Wapshot purse strings and is the novel’s emotional heart. Volumes could be written about her. Her only romantic attachment was apparently decades ago, with a mystery man of European extraction, “whose titles and castles turned out to be air.” She is imperious and haughty — adjectives that can be applied to all the female characters in the novel, in fact — and her sense of self is so strong that the refrain, “I am Honora Wapshot. I am Honora Wapshot,” is all that’s required to convince her that the nighttime spooks she so fears have been scared away. Honora finds a medical vocabulary indelicate and ungracious and therefore pronounces, for example, “testicles” “testimumblemumbles,” and, in one of my favorite scenes, when she offers poor Leander a plate of ant-covered cookies and he points out the ants to her, she snaps (how marvelously indignant Honora is!), “That’s ridiculous … I know you have ants at the farm, but I have never had ants in this house,” and eats a cookie, and several ants.

A flight attendant helped me out with a stack of paper towels, and my neighbor, a blond guy in a red Huskies cap, very sweetly offered me his seat. I was blotting up the coffee from the cover and pages of my book, whose prose is so beautiful and rich — yet is it sometimes too pretty? Yes, I think the prose is sometimes too pretty — that I had underlined about every other sentence, when I couldn’t help noticing yet another liquid issue. On the other side of the aisle, above the middle seat, a drop of water hung tremulously on the overhead console. It took several more drops before the passenger on whom the water was dripping seemed to notice. Soon, water droplets were forming above the consoles of several rows of seats, and people were cupping their hands over their heads. This is not something you want to see on a plane. The flight attendant was summoned, and a passenger suggested that the air conditioner was leaking, a suggestion the flight attendant rejected so decisively and defensively that it seemed as if this were her own personal plane. Maintenance guys appeared. Not something you want to see on a plane, either.

Now, I can’t really read on planes, or think about anything other than keeping the plane in the air (in my own particular brand of megalomania, I believe that only the power of my own thought is keeping the plane airborne), but, because we were obviously going to be hanging out on the runway for a while, the stress of being airborne was going to be delayed, so I could read again.

The Wapshot brothers seem to revile each other, although I’m somewhat unclear about the nature of their relationship. They both move to big cities, Moses eventually works in a diplomatic job “so secret that it cannot by discussed here” (“WHAT?!?” I wrote in the margins of my book), and Coverly, by far the least-bright of the Wapshot clan, gets a job as a department store stock clerk. Both brothers eventually marry impossible women — Moses marries Melissa, the ward of another wealthy female cousin, and a probable (in my opinion) lesbian who lives with this wealthy cousin in a mansion so vast no one ever counted the number of rooms, and Coverly marries Betsey, a women even dimmer than he (when Betsey first meets Coverly, she thinks his strident Yankee accent is English). Betsey abandons Coverly for a brief period, and that chapter begins, “And now we come to the homosexual part of the story …” (“!!!” I wrote in the margin, “Can Cheever really get away with that?” I mean, who or what is the authorial voice in this odd chapter pricis?) In the “Wapshot” cosmology, the men are impotent and utterly powerless. Are the men happy about it? No, the men are not happy. As Coverly says to a psychologist at one point in the novel, “Well, sir, where I come from, I think it’s hard to take much pride in being a man.”

I was as deep into reading as I could have been expected to be, given that I’m always hyper-aware of any potentially lethal peculiarities when I’m on a plane, even when that plane is still on the runway. So back to our shared watery mystery: The maintenance heroes had a verdict — apparently some genius had brought a bag of ice onto the plane, and that ice was leaking from several overhead compartments. A male passenger suggested it might be “dry” ice. One of the orange-vested maintenance men said, “Dry ice isn’t allowed onboard. Dry ice is a haz-mat!” He pronounced “haz-mat” in that wonderfully flat Chicago accent that usually reassures me, but in this case, with these words, it did not. Then followed some passenger discussion about the properties of dry ice vs. non-dry ice, and a woman piped up and said, “Dry ice doesn’t melt, guys.”

For reasons unclear, it took more than half an hour to locate the source of the now very steadily dripping water. Flight attendants pulled out bags from the overhead compartments, and the famous ice bag — which turned out to be a standard-issue rolling suitcase — was finally sheepishly claimed by an eerie little fellow with shellacked black hair and who was wearing (I swear this is true) a trench coat. He seemed to be surprised that it was his ice, not someone else’s, that had been causing so much commotion. I couldn’t hear his conversation with the flight attendant, but I imagined him saying, “Oh, you mean that bag with ice.” The passengers were from Chicago, so everyone was too polite to ask aloud the question we were all thinking, “What kind of idiot brings ice onto a plane?” (The secondary question: “And what, exactly, is the ice keeping chilled?”)

The ice bag was confiscated, and a flight attendant rolled it to the back of the plane. In the time it took for the flight attendants to break up the ice — such a long and nerve-rattling process that I was no longer imagining a bag of ice cubes, but, instead, a solid ice block — I finally finished “The Wapshot Chronicle.” In the end, the S.S. Topaze sinks, and is humiliatingly turned into a most unmasculine floating gift shop, Melissa’s mansion meets a fiery demise, Leander drowns, the crazy wives give birth to sons, and homosexual urges are overcome. In short, the matriarchy is destroyed; the patriarchy triumphs. “The Wapshot Chronicle” seems to me an enormously flawed and erratic book — the pacing is all wrong, there is zero in the way of plot, or even momentum, much of it is overwritten, a lot of the digressions are uninteresting, and few of the characters — certainly none of the women — are, in that favorite term of the leaden critic, “sympathetic.” “The Wapshot Chronicle” is, however, sort of a great novel — or I guess I should say that I often thought it was great — but it’s everything a great novel isn’t supposed to be.

None of my premonitions of wet, airline doom turned out to be true, and the watery symbols and signs ended up being merely coincidences. (My bleak air travel premonitions never come to be, so I guess I should stop calling them premonitions.) When the ice had been pulverized, my plane finally took off for New York. I had been keeping a watchful eye on the ice man a few rows up, who was now staring straight ahead at his tray table. Without his ice, he wasn’t as interesting. I threw the airline-issued blanket over my head, wondered if I was imagining that smell or if I actually still reeked of coffee, and thought about why “The Waspshot Chronicle” felt like a pick hacking at the ice block of my mind: If John Cheever didn’t know how to write a novel, how is anyone else supposed to?

Adrienne Miller is an editor at Esquire and is the author of the novel "The Coast of Akron," published last month by Farrar, Straus and Giroux.

50 shades of Shutterstock

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This week, for roughly the millionth time, E.L. James’ romance-bondage trilogy “50 Shades” nabs the No. 1, 2 and 3 spots on the New York Times bestseller lists. We don’t get it either. Every page of that book, which famously began as “Twilight” fan fiction, elicits a sigh of confusion and weird secondary embarrassment. The question is: Who would read this? (The answer is: Apparently everyone.) It’s the same baffled, helpless feeling we get when we sort through stock photos on a daily basis. Stock photos – which have been the subject of recent outstanding Internet satire – are used by this site, and many others, to illustrate our flood of content. Many are plain and simple, but a good portion are flat-out mind-blowing. Why did anyone think that photo was a good idea? It only made sense to join these forces. And so, we present to you passages from the most head-scratching bestseller of our time, illustrated with the assistance of inexplicable stock photography.

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Megaphone by Natalie Bakopoulos

Miracles happen, even in an Athens crippled by a garbage strike, to a young mother unsure of her ability to love

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Megaphone by Natalie Bakopoulos (Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign)

It’s the third week of the garbage strike and Athens has begun to smell. Bright-colored trash bags fill the curbs and alleyways, and we have learned to step over the rubbish and avoid the blocks that had become unnavigable. We know which stretches are particularly foul — a stretch along Mavili Square, or the entire top end of Monastiraki. Odos Athinas is a sea of trash, and Omonia is ghastly but we don’t go there anyway. May has gone from unseasonably cool to raging hot, and the garbage seems to be melting. In front of the museum it’s like yet another installation project. When I arrive each morning I want to wretch.

My 5-year-old son, Alekos, sits on the balcony of our apartment. Visible from there are pine trees and details of other people’s lives, audible are the sounds of morning, the birds above and voices below. Evenings, Alekos lies on the divan on the balcony in his pajamas, watching the moon. He is obsessed with it, and his father made him a playlist of all the Greek songs that mention it. When he was smaller he’d stare at the moon until he fell asleep.

This morning, though, Alekos lies flat on the ground, peering down through the slats of the railing, staring at the trash. Next to him is his iPad ­– a gift from his father, and yes, I know, but his father doesn’t live with us and what can you do?­ — and now he favors bad pop music like the older kids at school. So I’m surprised this morning when I hear the sounds of Elmo counting. He’s embarrassed by this favorite YouTube clip­­ – it’s for babies, he says ­­­­– but it comforts him. The tension these days is overwhelming.

Alekos looks up when he sees me, furrows his brow, and tells me if he were a deputy like his father, he’d force everyone to clean up the garbage. “And to make a new government,” he says.

I tell him that would be nice.

“At least I can fly,” he says. He is wearing the Spider-Man costume my sister brought him from the States.

I tell him Spider-Man jumps and leaps and sticks to things. He doesn’t fly. “Besides,” I quickly add, thinking of all the balconies around us. “You’re not Spider-Man.” Even I have wondered what it might be like to jump from one to the next. I smooth his light hair, which is growing long. “You need a haircut,” I say.

I hold out two polos, one white, one blue, so he feels he has a choice. He pulls the blue shirt over the costume, and I hope that his teachers aren’t too upset by this because I am too exhausted to argue with him.

Outside, the trash has piled up, and Alekos can’t get into the car from the curb. I tell him I’ll pull the car up so he can get in without pushing his way through the refuse. He wrinkles his nose at the smell. But when I get to the driver’s side, Alekos is no longer standing there.

Instead he is floating 12 feet above the curb, his Spider-Man-clad arms stretched out like wings.

Alekos,” is all I can say, “get down.” He swoops over to me, hovering just above my reach, and finally glides gracefully to my feet as if he has been practicing this move for months. Bending down to face him and gripping the straps of his backpack, I have the panicked feeling that if I let go he will fly away.

“How long has this been going on?” I whisper. “Tell me.”

One old man walks past us with his hands behind his back and says nothing. He barely notices us. Across the street a woman hurries along in heels, yelling into her phone. No one else is around.

Alekos shrugs, aloof, and looks away with those dark eyes, almost black, like his father’s. “I tried to tell you.”

“Does Babas know about this?” I ask, suddenly sure his father would keep this from me, just the way he failed to mention his girlfriend was staying the night, reading Alekos bedtime stories when he stayed there. Oh, the flying? I thought you knew?

“No,” Alekos says.

“Just at home, OK?” I say. I don’t want to alarm him, but I want to be firm.

He digs in his backpack and tells me he saw his father on the news that morning. This is one reason I don’t like him to watch television at all. For the rest of the drive, we’re quiet.

“I know I’m not Spider-Man,” he says finally, when we arrive.

“OK,” I say. “Do you fly at school?” I ask.

“No.” He looks at me in the rearview mirror, completely incredulous. “Nobody does.”

He gets out of the car and hurries off to meet some other kids, who admire his Spider-Man arms as if they are tattooed. I wait for him to turn around and wave but he doesn’t, and for a moment it seems his feet levitate off the ground. But maybe I am imagining it; he walks in, one foot after the other, like everyone else. I park at the metro station and take the train into the city center, turning up the ringer on my phone.

I call his father three times but get his voice mail. I text him to call me. He texts me an hour later — Ola kala? — and I trip over a split-open trash bag, as if these sidewalks weren’t already treacherous enough. I answer, Yes, everything’s fine. This will have to wait until we are face to face, which is not often.

We met when I was teaching art classes on Paros one summer. I soon got pregnant, and we didn’t get married, but I stayed in Greece. I think he still resents me for not marrying him. To be honest, I can’t even remember my reasons. It all seems like another lifetime, decades ago, when Athens felt proud and vibrant those few years after the Olympics.

A few more messages come from him but I’m busy and don’t answer. Then, when I’m outside the museum, finishing my installation, he shows up.

“You don’t call me three times in a row with no message,” he says, frustrated. “You barely call me at all, unless the kid is on fire.”

No, not fire, I think.

He surveys my project, one giant megaphone outside the  museum, the size of a kiosk, with cameras inside that will film street activity and project it onto a screen inside. Tiny figurines in various stages of undress shoot out from the megaphone, suspended by invisible wire. I’ve compiled old Greek footage of both celebrations and protests, which will air inside the museum, and the outdoor footage will be superimposed on those old clips. I wonder if anyone is inside now, watching us, or what we’re matched with: a hectic street scene, a political rally, a brilliant August moon?

“I like it,” he says, in English, in that supportive tone he uses when he doesn’t know what to say about my work but wants to convey he approves.

“Oh, stop it,” I say.

“And with the garbage,” he says. “A nice touch.”

And the two of us laugh, the first time we have laughed together in a long time, since before the elections, since before the crisis, probably not since Alekos was an infant and we marveled at every smile and uttered “word.” Suddenly I think I should have thought to make those tiny figures children, with wings. I wonder why I didn’t think of it before, why it always takes the manifestation of something so crazy to make me realize something so simple.

“Let me take you for a coffee,” he says, “or something stronger? We can sit outside, where it’s quiet.” The trash stench is so bad that everyone sits inside, smoking.

“You have time for that?” I ask, knowing he doesn’t. I can hear his phone buzzing in his pocket. “I should keep working.”

One night, right before these last elections, he came to pick Alekos up and he kissed me when Alekos went to grab his toys. “Not yet,” I said. My attempt at self-preservation while the rest of the country implodes. It’s hard enough just to be friends.

“OK,” he said then. “We’ll get there, one day.”

Now, I lean into him a moment. Together we survey what I’ve made. I want to tell him, Our son can fly. I want to tell him, Stay.

“Are we there yet,” he says quietly, distantly, not as question but statement, and he rests his chin on my head and looks out into the street: the sleepy shops, the political posters pasted over the boarded-up kiosks, the hot afternoon sun beating down on it all. “Are we?”

And then my phone is ringing­­ — it’s the school office — and I know of course what has happened. I imagine Alekos flying around his classroom like an angry bee, out into the schoolyard, beyond the trash, beyond the protests and our land in limbo. Or maybe he is more relaxed, gliding effortlessly the way I fly in my dreams, his superhero costume and sandy hair glowing in the afternoon sun, until he finds us here, his parents who don’t know where we are or where we’re going, and taking us up with him, catapulting us into the vast unknown. Our images would flicker on the screen inside, soaring above that old footage of our shattered, magnificent city.

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Natalie Bakopoulos's first novel, "The Green Shore," will be published by Simon & Schuster in June 2012. Her work has appeared in Tin House, Ninth Letter, Granta Online, and The O. Henry Prize Stories 2010, and she is a contributing editor for the online journal Fiction Writers Review.

Almost by Chris Pavone

She never thought of herself as ambitious, until motherhood and career collided in one horrifying hospital ride

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It’s just before dawn when Isabel puts the final page down on the fat stack of paper that sits on the rumpled bedspread, next to an overflowing crystal ashtray and a crumpled soft-pack of cigarettes. She’d tried Wellbutrin and Xanax; she’d used patches and gum. In the end, the only thing that made her quit smoking was being pregnant.

But then, after everything, she couldn’t help but start up again. At first it was just a single cigarette per day, or two. Then it became a few, and within months she was back to full-throttle. Over the past couple of years, she’s tried to quit a few times, but not seriously. She anticipates — she accepts — failure. Because she doesn’t want to quit, not really. She wants instead to try, and fail.

Isabel picks up the manuscript with both hands, flips it over, and uses her thumbs to align the pages. She takes a deep breath, lets out a long sigh.

Another night lying in bed, working. She’d fallen asleep at 11, then woke sometime after 2, her mind unquiet. But it wasn’t until 3 that she admitted she was awake. She then picked up a manuscript and a pencil, and started working, page after page, all through the desperate hours. Vaguely reminiscent of those days when Nicky was an infant, in the middle of the night, sleep-deprived, awake in a dormant world. The small hours when a blanket of quiet smothers the city, but through the moth-eaten holes there’s the occasional lowing of a railroad in New Jersey, the distant Dopplered wail of an ambulance siren. Then the inevitable thump of the newspaper on the doormat, the end of the idea of night, even though it’s still dark out.

She stares across the room, off into the black nothingness of the picture window on the opposite wall, its severe surface barely softened by the half-drawn shades, an aggressive void invading the serene cocoon of her bedroom. The room is barely lit by a small bullet-shaped reading sconce mounted over the headboard, aiming a beam of light directly at the top of her head, creating a halo in the reflection in the window. An angel. Except she’s not.

Isabel shuffles into the dark hall, flips the light switch. She turns on the kitchen lights, and the coffee — switched from auto-on, which is set to start brewing an hour from now, to on — and the small television on the counter. Filling the lonely apartment with humming electronic life.

The coffee machine hisses and sputters, big plops falling into the tempered glass. She watches the contraption’s clock, changing from 5:48 to 5:49. Grabs the plastic handle of the carafe and fills the mug with hot, viscous, bitter, bracing caffeination. She takes a small sip, then a larger one.

She walks down the hall, lined with the photographs that she’d unearthed four years ago, when she was moving out of her matrimonial apartment, into this single-woman space in a new neighborhood, far from the painful memories of her home — of her life — downtown, where she’d been running into too many mothers, often with their children. Women she’d known from the playgrounds and the toy stores and the mommy-and-me music classes, from the gyms and grocers and coffee shops, from preschool drop-off and the waiting room at the pediatrician’s. All those other little children growing older, getting bigger.

So she’d bought herself a one-bedroom in an uptown full-service building, the type of apartment that a woman chooses when she reconciles herself that she’s not going to be living with another human being, probably forever. That she’s making her loneliness comfortable. Palliative care.

She lined this nice new hallway with framed photos. There she is, herself, a smiling little toddler. And with her mother on the first day of second grade. At college graduation with her two best friends. There are her grandparents, at the final family reunion before they both died, within weeks of each other. Isabel in a big white dress, aglow, in the middle of the panoramic-lens group shot. A much smaller print, lying in a hospital bed, beaming at Nicky in her arms, tiny and red and angry in his swaddling blanket and blue cap. A grainy shot of herself onstage in a little black dress, accepting an award, beaming again, but not as wide. Some joys aren’t as joyous as others.

It was more than possible — it was inevitable — to blame herself, her ambition, even though she’d never thought of herself as especially ambitious. But everyone has important moments, in any job, at any level of ambition. In the Supreme Court or a fourth-grade classroom, on an assembly line or a fishing boat, there are crucial days.

For Isabel the literary agent, this day was dominated by an auction she was running for a hotly anticipated second novel, whose author needed a lot of hand-holding, and whose bidders kept increasing their offers every half-hour, from mid-five figures to high-sixes in the course of the day. This lucrative 9-to-6 was followed by a 7 o’clock black-tie that included an honor for, and an interminable speech by, a different author of hers. So this frantic day, it featured a wardrobe change. And the evening portion was just as important work as the daytime; just because there was liquor and food and fancy dress didn’t mean it wasn’t work.

The nanny called a couple times during Isabel’s 16 hours at work, worrying that Nicky’s cold or flu or whatever was getting worse. Dave was away on a business trip, and Isabel didn’t want Lupe to be the one to go to the doctor with Nicky; the nanny’s English would be generously described as weak, and sometimes that mattered. So Isabel made an appointment for first thing the next morning. Anyone would’ve done the same thing.

Isabel returned home after midnight, exhausted. She thanked Lupe and sent her home in a taxi, and let her cocktail dress fall to the floor, and collapsed into bed.

She was awakened at dawn by the screaming. Nicky was burning up, 106. She rushed downstairs with the boy in her arms, and ran around the block, panting and desperate, until she found a taxi.  “Don’t worry, Sweetie,” she said. “We’ll be at the doctor’s in a minute.” The hospital was only a mile away.

The taxi peeled away from the curb, the eerie blue light washing over the dingy white garbage trucks, the Mexican kids swabbing down the sidewalks in front of all-night delis, the street-cart vendors positioning their pastries in front of office buildings, the joggers with reflective stripes down their shorts, the normal business of a city’s day starting, coming to life.

“Are we there yet?” Nicky asked, as he had so many times. From the back seat of the shiny SUV that was cleaned every week by the guys in the garage, on their way out to the weekend house in East Hampton, back when her life looked like something to be envied. He had said it on the way to visit Dave’s parents in Oyster Bay, or hers upstate in the Hudson Valley. While heading to Vermont, for a ski weekend; to Cape Cod, to visit friends; to the Bronx Zoo and the Brooklyn Aquarium, Yankee Stadium and Citi Field. It was something the little boy asked, all the time.

But this was the last time.

In the back of the moldy-smelling taxi she pushed the fever-damp hair off her son’s hot forehead. “Nearly,” she said. He shut his eyes, and then slipped silently into a coma, there on the slippery silver vinyl seat of the taxi.

An hour later, Nicky was dead. A supervirus, said the young doctor, who had been up all night, up for who knows how long, working; he was tired and frustrated, and perhaps not as tactful as he could’ve been.

At the end of the hall Isabel stops at the spotlit photograph, a small black-and-white in the center of a vast expanse of stark white matting. A little boy, her baby, laughing on a rocky beach, running out of gentle surf, holding a little toy hammer. Isabel reaches her hand to her lips, plants a kiss on her fingers, and transfers the kiss to the little boy. As she does every morning.

There was, the doctor added, almost nothing she could’ve done. Almost.

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Memorial Day fiction: Are we there yet?

Salon exclusive: At the start of the summer fiction season, new stories from Chris Pavone and Natalie Bakopoulos

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Memorial Day fiction: Are we there yet? (Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign)

“Are we there yet?”

It’s a dreaded sentence. When it’s spoken by an anxious child from the back seat, it’s enough to make stressed-out parents wish they’d never taken a family vacation in the first place. And even if it’s delivered as a sing-songy punch line, from an impatient partner or spouse on a long road trip, it’s an irritating eye-roller of a joke.

So this Memorial Day weekend — the unofficial start of the summer vacation season, and therefore the summer fiction season — we asked two novelists to reclaim the sentence in a new and adult context. For our latest fiction project, there was only one simple rule: Each story had to include the line “Are we there yet?” in a fresh and surprising way.

Our authors are two people you should be taking to the beach with you this summer. Chris Pavone is the author of “The Expats,” the New York Times best-selling thriller with more satisfying twists than the Pacific Coast Highway. Natalie Bakopoulos is the author of “The Green Shore,” one of 2012′s most anticipated debut novels, a beautiful family drama that is set during another Greek crisis — the 1967 military coup.

To read the stories, just follow the links below:

“Megaphone” by Natalie Bakopoulos

“Almost” by Chris Pavone

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David Daley is the senior culture editor of Salon.

“Frankenstein” remixed

This masterful new adaptation of Mary Shelley's classic novel may be the best interactive fiction yet

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This originally appeared on The Chimerist, a site devoted to the intersection of art, stories, and technology.

Whatever interactive fiction is (and we’re still figuring that out) it suffers from all the problems of traditional fiction and then some. The vast majority of novels and short stories aren’t much good, but when a branching fiction — along the lines of the old “Choose Your Own Adventure” children’s books — fails to engage, the first impulse is to blame the form rather than the content. Let “Frankenstein,” just released by Inkle Studios and Profile Books, serve as a reproach to that reflex. The app is a creative, subtle and sensitive adaptation of Mary Shelley’s classic novella, and it has singlehandedly renewed this critic’s hopes for interactive fiction.

What this “Frankenstein” isn’t is a replication of the source text with the addition of a lot of digital doohickeys like sound effects and illustrations that animate when tapped. The app is all about the text, even if it is beautifully framed by period art and anatomical illustrations. The reader is presented with a screenful of narration and then offered one or more responses to it. The preferred response, when tapped, delivers up another screen of text. (In an absurdly pleasing visual touch, these appear as sheets of paper fasted together by straight pins.) According to the press materials, the reader’s responses will shape the way the narrative is presented, although not to the degree of substantively changing the plot.

This is an important point. The pleasure of storytelling lies in the dynamic between the surprising and the inevitable. The reader wants to feel the story is going somewhere, that its events follow from each other in meaningful, but not too obvious ways. When a story can go anywhere, it feels meaningless. In Mary Shelley’s novella, which is saturated with the Western tradition of the tragedy, Viktor Frankenstein’s character is such that he must create a monster, and the monster’s body is such that he can never belong among human beings however much he yearns to. A “Frankenstein” that ended with either misfit finding a comfortable place in the world would be a travesty.

But that doesn’t mean the reader doesn’t long for the story to unfold otherwise; that’s the nature of tragedy. The great insight that writer Dave Morris brings to this adaptation of the novel is that while a reader cannot significantly change the outcome of the story, the interactive element can change the shading and flavor of the tale. It can be mournful and reflective or action-packed. The creature and his creator can show greater or lesser ambivalence about their own behaviors. The ambiguity of both figures is baked into Mary Shelley’s novella, and while Morris has nearly doubled the word count of the original, this mostly amounts to playing up or down what’s already there.

Morris — a novelist who has written graphic novels, games and, yes, Choose-Your-Own-Adventure stories for kids — has changed the original text in other ways, as well. (Let’s take a moment here to point out to all future narrative app developers that hiring a real writer who actually knows what he or she is doing is totally worth it.) He’s moved the setting to revolutionary France, a choice that shows shrewd understanding of the idealistic political climate that affected Shelley’s thinking; the new Republic is its own kind of Frankenstein’s monster. He’s also eliminated much of the 19th-century framing of the tale and converted it into two present-tense narrations. One is Frankenstein’s dialogue with either himself or a (possibly imaginary) companion. The other is a second-person account of the monster’s first weeks of life as it spies on a family of dispossessed French nobility and has the chance to observe the loving relationships it can never enjoy itself.

Morris presents the reader with choices I’ve not encountered in other interactive fictions. Is humanity mostly good, or mostly evil? Does the most recent development make you (the monster) feel hope or despair? Is the revolution the dawn of a brave new world or a descent into chaos and barbarity? While I’m usually skeptical that present-tense narration increases the “immediacy” of a story, in this case, it really does work, particularly in the sections concerning the monster. Depending on your own outlook, you may urge him to keep trying to connect with humanity, or promptly forward him on to homicidal rage.

In either case, the narrative is shaped not by the reader deciding to turn left or right, to go down into the cellar or to get out of the house — the usual actions offered on the choose-your-own menu. Instead, the options have more to do with personality and interpretation, beliefs and ideas. As a result of the reader’s choices, the characters seem more like him- or herself, with a concurrent ratcheting up of emotional investment. To my surprise, I found myself more moved by this adaptation of the Shelley novel than I have been by the source text. (Although the app does include the original if you want to compare and contrast.) This is the only interactive fiction I’ve ever read with that quintessential, old-fashioned readerly avidity: the hunger to know what happens next. Of course, I already knew, but that didn’t matter at all.

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Laura Miller

Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com.

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