Fiction
“Pigtopia” by Kitty Fitzgerald
A misshapen boy-man with a secret "Pig Palace" befriends a lonely teenage girl in this fantastic fable that never fully departs from the possible.
Jack Plum’s pigs can dance. They can also play the xylophone, walk at heel, find flowers and explosives by smell, relieve themselves in a chemical toilet and visit a sacred place, deep in the forest, where in ancient times persons or pigs unknown carved a “pigrelicstone.” If these sound like elements of a fairy tale or a fantasy novel, they are, sort of. But actually, pigs in the real world can do those things, or most of them (I’m not sure about the pigrelicstone). If Kitty Fitzgerald’s enchanting and tragic “Pigtopia” often feels like a fable — indeed, like a religious parable — it never completely departs from the realms of the possible or plausible.
Among domestic animals, the lot of the pig is a uniquely tragic one. They are strikingly intelligent and inquisitive creatures, more easily trained than dogs or horses, and are not naturally messy or dirty, despite their reputation. Pig farmers often view their charges with affection, but in the end there is only one destination for the pig; its usefulness to humankind is pretty much limited to breakfast, lunch and dinner. This may be why the pig plays such a potent and ambiguous role in literature: “Animal Farm,” “Charlotte’s Web” and “Alice in Wonderland” all testify to the strange status of the porcine race.
Jack Plum has those books, and refers to them often. He is a misshapen boy-man, an autodidact genius who has never been to school but has built a secret “Pig Palace” beneath his mother’s house in a northern English town. The story of Jack’s unlikely friendship with a lonely teenage girl named Holly Lock is always destined to end in sadness; Jack knows that the “outsideworld humanpigs” view him as a freak, and will destroy him and his pigworld on the slightest pretext. “Letting the outsideworld in to my Palace with Holly did give possibles access to all its despairs,” he reflects.
Once you get accustomed to it, Jack’s pig-patois is this novel’s greatest wonder. It seems a little precious at first, but eventually Fitzgerald makes clear that Jack’s invented language (vaguely reminiscent of those in Anthony Burgess’ “A Clockwork Orange” and Russell Hoban’s “Riddley Walker”) expresses not childlike innocence but rather a species-bridging combination of animal intuition and human wisdom. It’s Holly who innocently hopes that she can redeem Jack in the town’s eyes, and that one day they’ll be able to live together openly. “I know there is not one probable of longtime future things for me and Holly,” Jack tells himself. “There is just this momentness, this now time.”
Jack cares not just for his pigs but also for his mother, who is dying slowly in a welter of booze, tuberculosis and mental illness. Holly has a close and affectionate relationship with her own single mom, but a much more problematic one with her so-called best friend, the vain and damaged Samantha. Neither Jack nor Holly could manage all this without each other: Jack can provide Holly some insight into the puzzling adult world around her, while Holly can help Jack confront doctors, insurance companies, the post office and the Internet. (“It is extreme massive knowledge box what works from electrics and radio and phone things what you can ask great questions from.”)
But as Jack knows all along, their friendship must be kept an airtight secret and in the long run that won’t be possible. You could say there’s a kind of eroticism between Jack and Holly (and indeed their beloved “piggylets”), but there’s no sex; whatever their innermost longings may be, Holly is too young and Jack too careful for that. Needless to say, Samantha and Holly’s mother and the rest of the town’s “humanpigs” are likely to draw the wrong conclusions about midnight meetings in the woods between a deformed man in his mid-30s and a girl barely to the age of puberty.
Jack has consulted the Boar Star and murmured words at the pigrelicstone and dwelled on the subject in his long, lonely hours. He has a plan to save the pigs and himself too, after a fashion, now that “the big stones what will crush the Palace is rolling fast at us.” But the really important thing, he sees, is that Holly “must be total freed of the freak connection” if she is to go on and live her life in the outsideworld. If this sounds like an unutterably tragic direction, it is and it isn’t. In the end, Fitzgerald wants us to see “Pigtopia” as a tale of redemption and transformation, not of loss. Some may resist her conclusion, with its overtones of Christian mysticism, but there’s no denying this novel’s sweet-tempered blend of wonder, heartbreak and, of course, “pigsense.”
50 shades of Shutterstock
Slide show: Everyone's favorite light-bondage bestseller illustrated by inexplicable stock photography SLIDE SHOW
This week, for roughly the millionth time, E.L. James’ romance-bondage trilogy “50 Shades” nabs the No. 1, 2 and 3 spots on the New York Times bestseller lists. We don’t get it either. Every page of that book, which famously began as “Twilight” fan fiction, elicits a sigh of confusion and weird secondary embarrassment. The question is: Who would read this? (The answer is: Apparently everyone.) It’s the same baffled, helpless feeling we get when we sort through stock photos on a daily basis. Stock photos – which have been the subject of recent outstanding Internet satire – are used by this site, and many others, to illustrate our flood of content. Many are plain and simple, but a good portion are flat-out mind-blowing. Why did anyone think that photo was a good idea? It only made sense to join these forces. And so, we present to you passages from the most head-scratching bestseller of our time, illustrated with the assistance of inexplicable stock photography.
Megaphone by Natalie Bakopoulos
Miracles happen, even in an Athens crippled by a garbage strike, to a young mother unsure of her ability to love
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s the third week of the garbage strike and Athens has begun to smell. Bright-colored trash bags fill the curbs and alleyways, and we have learned to step over the rubbish and avoid the blocks that had become unnavigable. We know which stretches are particularly foul — a stretch along Mavili Square, or the entire top end of Monastiraki. Odos Athinas is a sea of trash, and Omonia is ghastly but we don’t go there anyway. May has gone from unseasonably cool to raging hot, and the garbage seems to be melting. In front of the museum it’s like yet another installation project. When I arrive each morning I want to wretch.
Continue Reading CloseNatalie Bakopoulos's first novel, "The Green Shore," will be published by Simon & Schuster in June 2012. Her work has appeared in Tin House, Ninth Letter, Granta Online, and The O. Henry Prize Stories 2010, and she is a contributing editor for the online journal Fiction Writers Review. More Natalie Bakopoulos.
Almost by Chris Pavone
She never thought of herself as ambitious, until motherhood and career collided in one horrifying hospital ride
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s just before dawn when Isabel puts the final page down on the fat stack of paper that sits on the rumpled bedspread, next to an overflowing crystal ashtray and a crumpled soft-pack of cigarettes. She’d tried Wellbutrin and Xanax; she’d used patches and gum. In the end, the only thing that made her quit smoking was being pregnant.
But then, after everything, she couldn’t help but start up again. At first it was just a single cigarette per day, or two. Then it became a few, and within months she was back to full-throttle. Over the past couple of years, she’s tried to quit a few times, but not seriously. She anticipates — she accepts — failure. Because she doesn’t want to quit, not really. She wants instead to try, and fail.
Continue Reading CloseMemorial Day fiction: Are we there yet?
Salon exclusive: At the start of the summer fiction season, new stories from Chris Pavone and Natalie Bakopoulos
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) “Are we there yet?”
It’s a dreaded sentence. When it’s spoken by an anxious child from the back seat, it’s enough to make stressed-out parents wish they’d never taken a family vacation in the first place. And even if it’s delivered as a sing-songy punch line, from an impatient partner or spouse on a long road trip, it’s an irritating eye-roller of a joke.
So this Memorial Day weekend — the unofficial start of the summer vacation season, and therefore the summer fiction season — we asked two novelists to reclaim the sentence in a new and adult context. For our latest fiction project, there was only one simple rule: Each story had to include the line “Are we there yet?” in a fresh and surprising way.
Continue Reading CloseDavid Daley is the senior culture editor of Salon. More David Daley.
“Frankenstein” remixed
This masterful new adaptation of Mary Shelley's classic novel may be the best interactive fiction yet
Whatever interactive fiction is (and we’re still figuring that out) it suffers from all the problems of traditional fiction and then some. The vast majority of novels and short stories aren’t much good, but when a branching fiction — along the lines of the old “Choose Your Own Adventure” children’s books — fails to engage, the first impulse is to blame the form rather than the content. Let “Frankenstein,” just released by Inkle Studios and Profile Books, serve as a reproach to that reflex. The app is a creative, subtle and sensitive adaptation of Mary Shelley’s classic novella, and it has singlehandedly renewed this critic’s hopes for interactive fiction.
Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
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