2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
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Fox blond bombshell/fibber John Gibson doesn’t like “Brokeback Mountain.” No, of course he hasn’t seen it — just the thought of it makes him feel all yucky inside — but that doesn’t stop him from branding it a “gay agenda” film that will bomb at the box office. (It isn’t, by the way.) The film, clearly, has confused him. For moral support, he cites Larry David, who joked in a New York Times Op-Ed that he won’t see “Brokeback” because he fears it might turn him gay. Possible Gibson translation: Were he to actually see the film, he too just might let down that golden beehive and love, true and free.
Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.