Fiction
“Memoirs of a Muse”
In Lara Vapnyar's amusing first novel, a young Russian immigrant strives to emulate Dostoevski's mistress and become a great man's inspiration.
“Memoirs of a Muse,” Lara Vapnyar’s first novel (after the 2003 story collection “There Are Jews in My House”), is a little bit of many things: an immigrant novel, a literary satire, a bildungsroman. But most of all, it’s a cautionary tale for that particular sort of young woman who yearns to attach herself to a man of genius. Vapnyar’s narrator, Tanya, gets this notion into her head during her teenage years in Russia, and she tries to pattern her career as a muse after that of Apollinaria “Polina” Suslova, the mistress of Dostoevski. It almost goes without saying that both women end up disappointed with the muse’s lot, but if Vapnyar goes on to say it anyway, she does so in an amusingly rueful way.
Tanya — raised by a harried single mother and twice deserted by a father who left the family and then promptly died — grows up feeling frustratingly unexceptional. She’s neither especially pretty nor especially smart. She can do several things passably well. She longs to “become somebody accomplished, a luminary,” but “that long-anticipated extraordinary talent still hadn’t emerged. My many gifts rattled about like cheap jewelry in a sequined bag — there wasn’t a single gemstone.” A lecherous schoolteacher insists that she is destined to become “the companion to a great man,” and this, combined with the photographs of famous Russian writers her mother hangs on the walls of their Moscow apartment, persuades her that she is a born muse.
Tanya emigrates to New York in her 20s, and this naturally leads into some of the usual — but not yet tiresome — elements of post-Soviet immigrant fiction and memoir. There is the uncle who goes overboard on all the delicacies he couldn’t get in the old country and battles for control of Society for the Former Doctors from Former Soviet Union. And there is the hard-bitten cousin in the too-short skirt and too-tight T-shirt with “Versace” emblazoned across the chest, dispensing advice about the dog-eat-dog nature of life in the States. “Though Americans were often criticized for having bad taste in clothes or ignorance of European culture,” Tanya observes of her fellow expatriates, “they were clearly believed to be the superior race. ‘I know this American … ‘ or ‘One American told me’ people kept saying, unaware of how proud they sounded.”
Finding little use for her training as a historian (her areas of interest include 19th century Russian makeup and what the ancient Romans ate for breakfast), Tanya gets a job at a dentist’s office and goes for long walks in Central Park, in search for a great man to inspire. A random foray into a bookstore leads her to a reading by Mark Schneider, a middle-aged novelist at work on “a trilogy about a gifted but troubled Jewish boy growing up in a very ordinary, reasonably happy, moderately well-off New Jersey family.” Romance, if you can call it that, ensues (“It’s astonishing how little your presence bugs me,” Mark tells Tanya), and she moves into his apartment on the Upper East Side.
The next section of the book is an enjoyable skewering of the typical self-regarding New York novelist of very modest talent and renown, as seen by his increasingly less awestruck young girlfriend. Mark shows little interest in Tanya herself (he even forgets that her father is dead) and reads nothing but biographies of famous writers, highlighting significant passages and writing “Mark” or “Mother” in the margins. He spends most of his time in the gym, visiting his shrink and his doctor, and shopping for vitamins and organic toiletries. “We shopped for shoes that you couldn’t feel on your feet and for socks that made your feet warm but not sweaty,” Tanya relates. “We kneaded, stroked, and rumpled a great variety of fabrics to pick out the shirt that would feel just right against Mark’s skin.”
Although Tanya at first thinks she’s found a soulful alternative to the stagnation of Russia and her cousin’s crass lumpen suburban materialism, it turns out the cousin is not entirely unfamiliar with men of Mark’s ilk. “They won’t miss their hour at the gym, or their testicular exam,” she explains. “They go out of their way to prolong their sorry lives, at the same time fucking them up so badly that those lives become hardly worthy of prolonging … What can I tell you Tanya?” she adds. “Hold onto your horse.”
That warning comes a little late, but rest assured that Tanya does eventually regain control of her horse. And all along, she’s reading the diaries of Suslova, the woman who haunted Dostoevski’s greatest novels but who never got much out of the relationship herself. At the moment when Polina most expects to be exalted, after the consummation of their passion, Dostoevski turns to her and asks “Do you think Turgenev will agree to my offer?” Even when the genius is real, it seems, the preoccupations can be pretty mundane: “She had dreamed of having literary conversations with him, so that was probably it. They were having one right now.”
“Memoirs of a Muse” ends with an O. Henry twist that’s a little too tidy, but what the heck — the impulse to ease the mordent, Slavic edge of Tanya’s story is a sound one. Except for that final small gesture of New World optimism, this novel has the air of a weary, ironic shrug. “Whether she wanted it or not,” Tanya observes about Suslova, “the fact remains: She became a muse. Yes, immortality doesn’t do you any good. But how many people don’t wish for it?”
Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
50 shades of Shutterstock
Slide show: Everyone's favorite light-bondage bestseller illustrated by inexplicable stock photography SLIDE SHOW
This week, for roughly the millionth time, E.L. James’ romance-bondage trilogy “50 Shades” nabs the No. 1, 2 and 3 spots on the New York Times bestseller lists. We don’t get it either. Every page of that book, which famously began as “Twilight” fan fiction, elicits a sigh of confusion and weird secondary embarrassment. The question is: Who would read this? (The answer is: Apparently everyone.) It’s the same baffled, helpless feeling we get when we sort through stock photos on a daily basis. Stock photos – which have been the subject of recent outstanding Internet satire – are used by this site, and many others, to illustrate our flood of content. Many are plain and simple, but a good portion are flat-out mind-blowing. Why did anyone think that photo was a good idea? It only made sense to join these forces. And so, we present to you passages from the most head-scratching bestseller of our time, illustrated with the assistance of inexplicable stock photography.
Megaphone by Natalie Bakopoulos
Miracles happen, even in an Athens crippled by a garbage strike, to a young mother unsure of her ability to love
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s the third week of the garbage strike and Athens has begun to smell. Bright-colored trash bags fill the curbs and alleyways, and we have learned to step over the rubbish and avoid the blocks that had become unnavigable. We know which stretches are particularly foul — a stretch along Mavili Square, or the entire top end of Monastiraki. Odos Athinas is a sea of trash, and Omonia is ghastly but we don’t go there anyway. May has gone from unseasonably cool to raging hot, and the garbage seems to be melting. In front of the museum it’s like yet another installation project. When I arrive each morning I want to wretch.
Continue Reading CloseNatalie Bakopoulos's first novel, "The Green Shore," will be published by Simon & Schuster in June 2012. Her work has appeared in Tin House, Ninth Letter, Granta Online, and The O. Henry Prize Stories 2010, and she is a contributing editor for the online journal Fiction Writers Review. More Natalie Bakopoulos.
Almost by Chris Pavone
She never thought of herself as ambitious, until motherhood and career collided in one horrifying hospital ride
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s just before dawn when Isabel puts the final page down on the fat stack of paper that sits on the rumpled bedspread, next to an overflowing crystal ashtray and a crumpled soft-pack of cigarettes. She’d tried Wellbutrin and Xanax; she’d used patches and gum. In the end, the only thing that made her quit smoking was being pregnant.
But then, after everything, she couldn’t help but start up again. At first it was just a single cigarette per day, or two. Then it became a few, and within months she was back to full-throttle. Over the past couple of years, she’s tried to quit a few times, but not seriously. She anticipates — she accepts — failure. Because she doesn’t want to quit, not really. She wants instead to try, and fail.
Continue Reading CloseMemorial Day fiction: Are we there yet?
Salon exclusive: At the start of the summer fiction season, new stories from Chris Pavone and Natalie Bakopoulos
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) “Are we there yet?”
It’s a dreaded sentence. When it’s spoken by an anxious child from the back seat, it’s enough to make stressed-out parents wish they’d never taken a family vacation in the first place. And even if it’s delivered as a sing-songy punch line, from an impatient partner or spouse on a long road trip, it’s an irritating eye-roller of a joke.
So this Memorial Day weekend — the unofficial start of the summer vacation season, and therefore the summer fiction season — we asked two novelists to reclaim the sentence in a new and adult context. For our latest fiction project, there was only one simple rule: Each story had to include the line “Are we there yet?” in a fresh and surprising way.
Continue Reading CloseDavid Daley is the senior culture editor of Salon. More David Daley.
“Frankenstein” remixed
This masterful new adaptation of Mary Shelley's classic novel may be the best interactive fiction yet
Whatever interactive fiction is (and we’re still figuring that out) it suffers from all the problems of traditional fiction and then some. The vast majority of novels and short stories aren’t much good, but when a branching fiction — along the lines of the old “Choose Your Own Adventure” children’s books — fails to engage, the first impulse is to blame the form rather than the content. Let “Frankenstein,” just released by Inkle Studios and Profile Books, serve as a reproach to that reflex. The app is a creative, subtle and sensitive adaptation of Mary Shelley’s classic novella, and it has singlehandedly renewed this critic’s hopes for interactive fiction.
Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
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