Fiction
“Un Lun Dun”
The imaginative world of an alternative London created by China Mieville just may take adults back to their slack-jawed, book-drunk days of youth.
China Miéville has been a darling of the literary science fiction and fantasy scene for a decade, but until recently, I’d never been able to get past the first chapter or so of the books I’ve tried. Miéville’s self-consciously baroque prose style seemed half-baked, and the ooh-I’m-dark gore and sadism felt callow. Yet Miéville clearly had something — a hyperabundant imagination and a knack for creating dramatic tension without resorting to exhausted genre clichés — and that kept me coming back for more, hoping that the next time around he might have dispensed with the superfluous pose-striking.
Writing children’s fiction brings out the best in a certain kind of overfertile imagination; Neil Gaiman’s pristine “Coraline” is by far his most perfectly realized and beautifully written book. Likewise, with “Un Lun Dun” — a sooty, street-smart hybrid of “Alice in Wonderland,” “The Wizard of Oz” and “The Phantom Tollbooth” — Miéville’s talents have been brought into focus under the restrictions of the form. “Un Lun Dun” is not only sleek of line and endlessly (but not needlessly) inventive, it also offers a nimble, undidactic antidote to all the dubious clichés of the genre. Sick of seemingly insignificant characters who discover they have a secret identity and a momentous destiny? Tired of stories that hinge on cryptic prophecies and the retrieval of magical talismans? Miéville dares to insist that nerve, heart and determination is all a hero(ine) really needs.
“Un Lun Dun” begins as the story of two 12-year-old friends, Zanna and Deeba, who live in a London housing project. Zanna has lately become the object of strange tributes — animals that study her worshipfully, graffiti that sings her praises, bus drivers who approach her in cafes saying, “Just very exciting to meet you!” So when the two girls spot what appears to be a broken but animated umbrella trying to climb up Zanna’s window sill, they give chase. The umbrella leads them to an alternate London — an “abcity,” as the residents call it — furnished by all the cast-off junk of the original London. (Other abcities include Lost Angeles, No York and Parisn’t.) UnLondon isn’t a benign junkyard — the first thing the girls encounter is a roving gang of menacing garbage — but it has its shabby consolations; Deeba acquires a pet milk carton (she names it Curdle) that proves to be as affectionate and devoted as any pooch.
The inhabitants of UnLondon believe that Zanna is the Shwazzy, destined to save the abcity in its hour of need. That hour is fast approaching, since all the smog and smoke that has lately been removed from London has found its way to UnLondon, where it has acquired a malevolent intelligence and dreams of conquest. The intellectuals of the abcity — a team of bureaucrats called the Propheseers — have a talking book that contains an assortment of enigmatic clues purporting to describe how the Shwazzy will defeat the Smog, but Zanna and Deeba find the whole notion pretty dubious. They just want to go home.
Thus begins a quest through a city constructed out of surreal imagery and wordplay. The Propheseers are protected by a crack martial arts team of garbage bins with arms and legs — the binjas. In one neighborhood of UnLondon, the houses move around like the tiles in a slider puzzle. Tall windowless skyscrapers reveal themselves to be gigantic chests of drawers that open in the evening to give the abcity’s birds a place to sleep. Buildings are shaped like top hats or clenched fists or made entirely of broken televisions sets. In the part of town corresponding to the government district of London, a tyrannical king rules over all the odd little creatures that pop out of his mouth every time he pronounces a word. Terrifying black windows haunt the premises of Webminster Abbey. An ordinary row house has a jungle inside it, and the visitors have to hire a famous explorer — he’s either a man with a bird cage instead of a head, or he’s the little bird inside the cage — to guide them through it. We learn the awful truth of the saying “In UnLondon, giraffes aren’t cute.”
All this might have seemed like much of a muchness, but Miéville has more in mind than just showing off how many weird creatures he can think up. In most novels like this, the author would put a family member or a close friend in jeopardy in order to spur the main character to action; Miéville gives his heroine a wider and bolder conscience. He trains a healthy skepticism on those familiar and inherently conservative fantasy tropes about people who are born special and the need to slavishly follow ancient texts and rituals. “Un Lun Dun” is a novel you can safely give to young readers without fear that they will come back wanting to enroll in a boarding school, take up the broadsword or join the Church of England.
The authors of children’s books have always had remarkable leeway when it comes to echoing the classics. Sometimes the results are merely derivative, but in this case the allusions to Carroll and Baum and Norton Juster and Gaiman only highlight how original “Un Lun Dun” feels. It hardly seems possible I didn’t read this novel and love it at age 12, it brought back so vividly the long, book-drunk days of my late childhood. Like the best children’s fiction, “Un Lun Dun” seems to have always been there, waiting to be discovered. Finding it as a grown-up may not be the optimum way to stumble into UnLondon, but it’s pretty miraculous all the same.
Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
50 shades of Shutterstock
Slide show: Everyone's favorite light-bondage bestseller illustrated by inexplicable stock photography SLIDE SHOW
This week, for roughly the millionth time, E.L. James’ romance-bondage trilogy “50 Shades” nabs the No. 1, 2 and 3 spots on the New York Times bestseller lists. We don’t get it either. Every page of that book, which famously began as “Twilight” fan fiction, elicits a sigh of confusion and weird secondary embarrassment. The question is: Who would read this? (The answer is: Apparently everyone.) It’s the same baffled, helpless feeling we get when we sort through stock photos on a daily basis. Stock photos – which have been the subject of recent outstanding Internet satire – are used by this site, and many others, to illustrate our flood of content. Many are plain and simple, but a good portion are flat-out mind-blowing. Why did anyone think that photo was a good idea? It only made sense to join these forces. And so, we present to you passages from the most head-scratching bestseller of our time, illustrated with the assistance of inexplicable stock photography.
Megaphone by Natalie Bakopoulos
Miracles happen, even in an Athens crippled by a garbage strike, to a young mother unsure of her ability to love
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s the third week of the garbage strike and Athens has begun to smell. Bright-colored trash bags fill the curbs and alleyways, and we have learned to step over the rubbish and avoid the blocks that had become unnavigable. We know which stretches are particularly foul — a stretch along Mavili Square, or the entire top end of Monastiraki. Odos Athinas is a sea of trash, and Omonia is ghastly but we don’t go there anyway. May has gone from unseasonably cool to raging hot, and the garbage seems to be melting. In front of the museum it’s like yet another installation project. When I arrive each morning I want to wretch.
Continue Reading CloseNatalie Bakopoulos's first novel, "The Green Shore," will be published by Simon & Schuster in June 2012. Her work has appeared in Tin House, Ninth Letter, Granta Online, and The O. Henry Prize Stories 2010, and she is a contributing editor for the online journal Fiction Writers Review. More Natalie Bakopoulos.
Almost by Chris Pavone
She never thought of herself as ambitious, until motherhood and career collided in one horrifying hospital ride
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s just before dawn when Isabel puts the final page down on the fat stack of paper that sits on the rumpled bedspread, next to an overflowing crystal ashtray and a crumpled soft-pack of cigarettes. She’d tried Wellbutrin and Xanax; she’d used patches and gum. In the end, the only thing that made her quit smoking was being pregnant.
But then, after everything, she couldn’t help but start up again. At first it was just a single cigarette per day, or two. Then it became a few, and within months she was back to full-throttle. Over the past couple of years, she’s tried to quit a few times, but not seriously. She anticipates — she accepts — failure. Because she doesn’t want to quit, not really. She wants instead to try, and fail.
Continue Reading CloseMemorial Day fiction: Are we there yet?
Salon exclusive: At the start of the summer fiction season, new stories from Chris Pavone and Natalie Bakopoulos
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) “Are we there yet?”
It’s a dreaded sentence. When it’s spoken by an anxious child from the back seat, it’s enough to make stressed-out parents wish they’d never taken a family vacation in the first place. And even if it’s delivered as a sing-songy punch line, from an impatient partner or spouse on a long road trip, it’s an irritating eye-roller of a joke.
So this Memorial Day weekend — the unofficial start of the summer vacation season, and therefore the summer fiction season — we asked two novelists to reclaim the sentence in a new and adult context. For our latest fiction project, there was only one simple rule: Each story had to include the line “Are we there yet?” in a fresh and surprising way.
Continue Reading CloseDavid Daley is the senior culture editor of Salon. More David Daley.
“Frankenstein” remixed
This masterful new adaptation of Mary Shelley's classic novel may be the best interactive fiction yet
Whatever interactive fiction is (and we’re still figuring that out) it suffers from all the problems of traditional fiction and then some. The vast majority of novels and short stories aren’t much good, but when a branching fiction — along the lines of the old “Choose Your Own Adventure” children’s books — fails to engage, the first impulse is to blame the form rather than the content. Let “Frankenstein,” just released by Inkle Studios and Profile Books, serve as a reproach to that reflex. The app is a creative, subtle and sensitive adaptation of Mary Shelley’s classic novella, and it has singlehandedly renewed this critic’s hopes for interactive fiction.
Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
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