2008 Elections

All aboard the Condi Mobile!

Condoleezza Rice says she's not running for president, but that doesn't matter to the gang aboard one very special motor home.

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All aboard the Condi Mobile!

Just before the 10 Republican presidential candidates debated here last Tuesday night, Crystal Dueker was standing across from the auditorium where the event was held, stumping by herself for a candidate who would not be on the stage, and who has no intention of running. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has said repeatedly that she will not be a candidate for president in 2008, and on the night of the debate she was 6,000 miles away, in Moscow. Dueker was out on the sidewalk on Rice’s behalf anyway, emerging from her 29-foot motor home, a “Condi Mobile” plastered with Condi stickers and signs, holding a Condi sign and proudly displaying the pro-Rice buttons on the lapels of her jacket to a crowd marching by.

The marchers were streaming out of a rally being held down the street from the debate in support of the “FairTax,” a proposal to replace federal income and payroll taxes with a single flat sales tax. Many of the attendees gave Dueker a thumbs up or an encouraging shout: “I’d vote for Condi!” “Gotta love her!” “If she’d run, I’d vote for her!” Some stopped to talk or to get one of the buttons. As Dueker began to run low on her small supply of buttons, and hesitated to give out more, a young African-American woman with short, spiky dreadlocks stuck out her chest, pointing to where she had cut away the FairTax T-shirt most of the marchers were wearing to make something vaguely resembling a halter top, and said she planned on wearing the button right there. Dueker laughed and gave her one.

But most people passed Dueker, a blond, middle-aged Midwesterner in a red blazer and skirt and pearl earrings, without acknowledgment. There were also a few puzzled reactions from the crowd. One man, who stopped to talk after seeing the North Dakota plates on the motor home, noting that he was originally from Fargo himself, said that if Rice ran, he’d vote for her. But when Dueker told him her plan — “we’re going to draft her like Eisenhower” — his face turned confused, then fell, and the conversation was over. Another man didn’t even stop; he just gave Dueker a quizzical, almost pitying look, said, “But she’s not running,” and kept on walking.

It wasn’t long ago that there was significant support for Rice’s entry into the the presidential race. In 2005, as it became clear the Democrats would likely have at least one female in the race for their 2008 presidential nomination, Rice was being discussed as the woman who could neutralize her. By then the war wasn’t popular, certainly, but it wasn’t the lead anchor it would soon become for Republicans — especially those Republicans closely linked to the Bush administration. Rice’s approval ratings had yet to be tarnished by her association with Iraq. But then came the midterm elections of 2006, and the attendant Republican massacre, and suddenly even the most loyal of Republican presidential candidates began to scurry away from anything that smacked of George W. Bush. At the South Carolina debate, just one of the 10 men onstage — Texas Rep. Ron Paul, the lone antiwar candidate — even mentioned Bush’s name, and then only once. But there are still some Republican Party stalwarts who refuse to say die — who, dissatisfied with the declared presidential candidates, want someone who will pick up the Bush administration’s mantle and flourish it without apology. They’re out there, and in surprisingly large numbers; it’s just that they’ve been shunted offstage and into a 14-year-old motor home.

Dueker is the communications director for ThinkCondi, a group she founded to build a groundswell that will sweep Rice into the race. Now in charge of the organization is its chairman, Richard Holt, of Ohio, also in Columbia for the debate; Dueker brought Holt in a few months after she started the group.

It wouldn’t be fair to describe either Holt or Dueker as naifs, but they are not hardened political operatives either. Though 52, and a veteran Republican volunteer — she has photos of herself, longtime boyfriend David Butler and various Republican heavyweights, including Vice President Dick Cheney and Arizona Sen. John McCain, dotting the interior of her motor home — Dueker has never before progressed beyond the volunteer level in a campaign. In her professional life, she’s mostly done office work. Normally she bounces between Florida’s Gulf Coast and the frigid Upper Midwest with Butler, who is retired, but since she’s started working part time to focus more on ThinkCondi, she has also spent more time away from North Dakota, going to events around the country.

Holt is just 26. Maybe it’s the mustache, maybe it’s the suit, white shirt and striped tie, but he looks older than his age. And he looks like the one with real hands-on, paid campaign experience, which, of ThinkCondi’s volunteers nationwide, he is. While he was a teenager in West Virginia, he became involved with Republican politics because, he says, he loved Ronald Reagan (“I used to draw pictures of him in the White House”) and Ronald Reagan was a Republican. After moving to Ohio for college, where he was involved with the College Republicans at Ohio University, he got into politics. He ran for Ohio’s state Legislature in 2004, losing handily to a Democratic incumbent in a heavily Democratic district. He now earns his living as a political consultant. Of mixed ethnicity — his mother is white, his father is African-American — he has worked for the National Black Republican Association and Republicans for Black Empowerment, among other organizations.

Holt had driven down from Ohio for the debate, Dueker had driven up from Tampa, Fla., and though Holt would be heading home afterward, Dueker would be staying until that weekend. She planned to set up a table with buttons and fliers at the South Carolina Republican Party’s state convention. The two, along with Butler, had decided to sleep in Dueker and Butler’s 1993 Coachmen Pathfinder rather than book hotel rooms. They parked at the nearby Sesquicentennial State Park at night. Dueker and Butler took the bedroom, which was curtained off from the living room and driving area. Holt slept on the couch — decorated, like much of the motor home’s furniture, in purple — behind the driver’s seat.

Over lunch at Maurice’s, a chain specializing in South Carolina’s, um, distinctive yellow mustard-based barbecue — just a slice of pecan pie, thanks, for Holt — Holt and Dueker explained their strategy. The two see themselves as being like those who successfully drafted Dwight D. Eisenhower to run for president in 1952, and they see Rice as an Eisenhower-like figure, someone without the relentless ambition of most politicians, who doesn’t want to run and would never consider it on her own but who will, once made to understand the country’s need and desire for her, respond to the call of duty.

“I just see something there,” Holt says, and then unself-consciously invokes an ancient Greek philosopher much admired by conservatives. “She’s not exactly one of Plato’s ‘guardians,’ but she’s been able to be propelled and promoted and to be sought out and put in your situation because of your ability, whereas these guys have always gone after it, always been chasing after it.”

There are some pretty substantial differences between those who drafted Eisenhower and those trying to draft Rice, though. At the forefront of the movement to draft Eisenhower were some of the country’s most prominent Republican politicians, including New York Gov. Thomas Dewey and Massachusetts Sen. Henry Cabot Lodge Jr. And there are some important differences between Eisenhower and Rice themselves: Eisenhower was a war hero at the height of his popularity, Rice is a foreign policy official in an administration whose approval ratings are tanking, largely because of its unpopular foreign policy.

Holt and Dueker are unconcerned. They believe that voters in the Republican primary don’t want their candidates running away from Bush — and they’re not entirely wrong about that. A solid two-thirds of Republicans still approve of Bush (though a Pew Research Center poll released in late April showed that only 44 percent of Republicans wanted a candidate who would continue Bush’s policies on Iraq). In the general election, they’re certain, Americans will see Rice for who she is, not whom she’s worked for.

“People are saying, ‘Well, how come she’s not being tainted by the problems of the Bush administration?’ And the people see her as separate. She’s part, but she’s still separate,” Dueker says. “You’d think as the president keeps sliding farther and farther it would have an effect on her, and the opposite has happened … people are separating, thinking she’s with the State Department, he’s the president, she’s having more influence on him because he’s stepped back from cowboy diplomacy and she’s bringing him back toward diplomacy, the real deal.”

Maybe once upon a time people did see Condi Rice and George Bush as separate entities, even after she slipped and called him her husband. It seems to be getting less true, however. Rice’s popularity has been falling lately. A Harris poll released at the end of April showed that a plurality of Americans view her negatively. Through 2005 and even into late 2006, as President Bush‘s ratings dipped into the 40s and then the 30s, Rice managed to stay blissfully popular, her approval ratings hovering in the 50s. But this year, she’s begun to slide. Fifty percent of the country now disapprove of her performance; 45 percent approve.

If she did enter the race, Rice’s position among the American public would likely only dip further. Larry Sabato, a professor of politics at the University of Virginia, concedes that her approval ratings are relatively high, but believes that’s for reasons as yet unconnected to her actual performance. “She’s a black woman; I think that’s 90 percent of it,” Sabato observes. “She’s highly articulate, she seems more intelligent than the president. Part of it is just the fact that she’s a path-breaker.” But, Sabato adds, if she were to enter the race, the public would be exposed to more than just the superficial side of her.

“People haven’t focused on her role in Iraq yet. If she were to run, I doubt that would continue — look at ["At the Center of the Storm," the recently released memoir of former CIA director George Tenet]. The criticism of her is pretty harsh. Once she’s a candidate that becomes fair game.”

In the meantime, there are plenty of people who would be willing to support Rice. In an interview with Salon, pollster John Zogby noted that when he was still including Rice in his national polls of potential Republican presidential candidates, which he stopped doing earlier this year, she was in a solid third or fourth place, with percentages of support in the high single or low double digits. If Rice were to enter the race, Zogby speculated, this level of support would immediately put her in the second or even first tier of candidates.

This support translated, for a time, into a robust Internet movement. Some 20 Web sites devoted to the idea of a draft have popped up at one point or another. Most, though, have cooled — some of the sites are down, others haven’t been updated in months. Condoleezza2008.blogspot.com, for example, had no posts between August of 2006 and January of 2007, and the last update, in January, begins, “I’ll be honest, my enthusiasm waned considerably after it became a bit of a reality that Condi was not running.” (The site disappeared altogether as this story was being prepared for publication.) According to records at the Wayback Machine, another site, riceforpresident.us, hasn’t been updated since late 2005. Its “contact us” page has been changed to include a message that “We have had to remove our contact form due to the constant abuse and threats that we were receiving daily from the peaceful and tolerant Democrats, Liberals, Communists, Socialists, Muslims and the other followers of Hillary Clinton and Islam.”

The biggest and most successful of the draft organizations was Americans for Rice, which Dueker was once affiliated with. According to founder Richard Mason, though, the group has split in recent months, with people he calls “Condi 2008 dead-enders” breaking off from those remaining in the group, who have all but given up hope of Rice’s running for president in 2008 and have chosen instead to focus on the possibility of her as a vice-presidential candidate in 2008 or, perhaps, a presidential candidate in 2012. Dueker was one of the dissidents, though she does note that she believes Rice would be “an excellent choice” for vice president on this year’s Republican ticket.

“We had one member of our group who said that if, God forbid, Condi’s plane would go down, Crystal would be out there saying, ‘Oh, they could still find her alive,’” Mason says. “I admire Crystal, don’t get me wrong; she’s got tremendous drive and endless energy … but she’s coming at it from a different perspective.”

There’s also the little problem that Rice has stated again and again that she has no plans or desire to run for president. Gonzalo Gallegos, a State Department spokesman, reiterated Rice’s position to Salon: “While the secretary appreciates people who think so highly of her, as she’s said repeatedly, she has no plans to run for president and she looks forward to returning to Stanford at the end of the administration.”

Even Dick Morris, the political consultant who ran former President Bill Clinton‘s successful bid for reelection in 1996 and who co-wrote the book “Condi vs. Hillary: The Next Great Presidential Race,” with his wife, Eileen McGann, has all but given up hope that Rice will enter the race for president. “I’ve despaired of her getting into the race, because she shows every indication of not wanting to run, but I still think she’d be the strongest Republican candidate for president as well as the strongest candidate for vice president,” he says. Morris insists, though, that there is still a chance she could come in as a veep pick, and be a good one, because she would strip away support from two key Democratic demographics, African-Americans and women.

Holt and Dueker wave away Rice’s unconditional refusal to run by citing a federal law that prohibits the secretary of state from engaging in partisan politics. “There’s the Hatch Act,” explains Dueker. “If she were to say that she was going to run, she would have to resign, and right now is not the time.” And despite the decline of the other Rice-boosting groups, Holt and Dueker claim they continue to see support for ThinkCondi’s efforts. Holt says their Web site, ThinkCondi.net, averages about 6,500 hits a day, sometimes going up as high as 20,000, even 30,000, and that their mailing list now reaches 12,000 people, 5,000 of whom have pledged to be volunteers when called upon. Those numbers could not be independently verified.

Much of the interest may have been due to the fact that, despite the crowded field, Republican primary voters have been dissatisfied with their choices thus far. A CBS News/New York Times poll released in March — admittedly before the candidacy of former Tennessee Sen. Fred Thompson was being discussed as a serious possibility — showed that 57 percent of Democrats were satisfied with the candidates in their race; by contrast, just 40 percent of Republicans were. Fifty-seven percent of Republicans wanted more candidates.

This is, in the minds of Holt and Dueker, part of the basis of their movement. Despite being a Republican, Holt is an admirer of Joe Trippi, the political consultant behind the Internet-based strategy former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean used, unsuccessfully, during the race for the 2004 Democratic presidential nomination. Holt saw in that campaign how the Internet could be used to link people unsatisfied with their party’s choices, and bring them out to support a candidate of their own. He wants to do that with ThinkCondi, though he concedes that the group’s Web site is not up to that level yet, and that the Republican base isn’t as young, as disaffected or as tech-savvy as the people who supported Dean.

It’s probably wise for ThinkCondi to be pursuing an Internet-based strategy, as — at least in South Carolina — they don’t seem to be on top of their ground game. Holt and Dueker had a captive audience of thousands to talk to at that FairTax rally, but they stayed for just a few minutes, leaving to wait in the Pathfinder for a reporter for the New York Daily News who never showed, and then choosing not to go back to the rally. It was too crowded for their taste. Despite having driven from opposite corners of the country for the debate, and parking in prime real estate right across from the auditorium, the two spent the hours before the debate inside the motor home. It was only through sheer coincidence that the group of FairTax supporters wandered close enough to talk to Dueker just as she was emerging from the vehicle.

For the debate itself, rather than mix with thousands of potential acolytes at the FairTax rally or inside the auditorium, Holt and Dueker chose to watch on TV. They sat in the cigar room of a sports bar, dissecting the strengths and weaknesses of each Republican candidate, and talking Condi.

By then, their intimate tone when talking about the secretary of state had become familiar. But it had also become clear that not only had they never met Ms. Rice, they’d never so much as e-mailed her. “It’s not time to contact her yet,” insists Holt, who wants to wait until early 2008.

Dueker is confident in her choice anyway. “I see for the future of this country someone who’s strong on defense, strong on foreign policy, and the only person who can bring that to the table is Condi,” she says. “There’s nobody else who inspires me, there’s nobody else who motivates me. Everybody else I say if they’re nominated, I’d support them, because I’m a good Republican. But this woman brings out the passion in me.”

Alex Koppelman is a staff writer for Salon.

Nicolle Wallace’s Palin lesson: Make better stunt Veep picks

A running mate should be prepared, and maybe not about to be indicted (according to rumors)

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Nicolle Wallace's Palin lesson: Make better stunt Veep picksNicolle Wallace (Credit: ABC)

“Game Change” is a movie about how longtime Republican Party communications hack Nicolle Wallace and longtime Republican Party campaign hack Steve Schmidt actually have souls, and brains, and hence feel quite bad for accidentally being responsible for the creation of Sarah Palin, national monster. (Neither felt any qualms about working to get the most irresponsible warmonger currently serving in the Senate elected president, but Sarah Palin was nuts!)

So Wallace, following a 92nd Street Y panel last night, said this:

“There will be pressure to elevate a woman but there will be an equal amount of pressure to pick someone who is prepared,” Wallace said.

And then she said this:

Wallace flagged one female official in particular who she thinks would be a good choice this year.

“Nikki Haley — she’s great,” she said. “She’s the most effective surrogate Romney has.”

If the Sarah Palin problem was a problem of preparation and vetting, Haley … might present some issues? Specifically an odd and mostly unsubstantiated sex scandal and also these rumors that she might at any moment be indicted on tax charges. The tax thing might be bullshit and the affair story was the product of a self-promoting creep but they’re “out there,” as they say.

More important, Haley has been governor of South Carolina since January of 2011. As in very slightly longer than one year. And slightly less time being a governor than Sarah Palin had in 2008. It’s almost as if Wallace is making a pick not based on the principle of Who Would Be Best For the Nation but on demographics and optics?

Wallace also apparently suggested Carly Fiorina, which, lol. Romney/Ex-CEO who famously received a giant golden parachute when she was forced out of her company 2012, everyone! Just the ticket for the new economy.

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Sarah Palin’s Hollywood ending

HBO's "Game Change" presents Palin as simply a bumbling Tina Fey -- and misses the real story of the 2008 campaign

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Sarah Palin's Hollywood endingJulianne Moore as Sarah Palin in HBO's "Game Change" (Credit: HBO Films)

HBO’s “Game Change,” airing this Saturday, is not actually an adaption of the book “Game Change,” by Mark Halperin and John Heilemann. It is “Sarah Palin Goes Rogue,” the movie, with a couple of anecdotes borrowed from the notoriously gossipy account of the 2008 election as a whole. (Or, arguably, it’s an adaptation of Scott Conroy and Shushannah Walshe’s “Sarah From Alaska.”)

That is sort of a shame. The Palin thing is the most heavily over-covered story line of the entire 2008 campaign, so focusing on it might be totally logical from a marketing perspective, but it’s unfortunate from an artistic one. The film re-creates various moments of YouTube campaign ephemera very well — remember when that old white lady called Obama an Arab and McCain looked uncomfortable? When it takes us behind closed doors, it’s to witness scenes any moderately close observer of the election and its aftermath could’ve dreamed up him- or herself. It might have been fun to see a TV movie about the Democratic primary fight; the personality clashes of the disastrous Clinton campaign would have made for entertaining television, and Mark Penn is surely a creature crying out for a grotesque Emmy-winning portrayal by, say, Paul Giamatti.

Instead, McCain has won the nomination three-and-a-half minutes into the film. Soon we’re watching Julianne Moore watch Tina Fey on TV. You remember the “SNL” sketches making fun of Palin, right? In case you don’t, “Game Change” airs lengthy chunks from most of them. It also has tons of actual footage from CNN and MSNBC and Fox News, and it re-creates debates and speeches and the Couric interview and the Charlie Gibson interview and a bunch of other things you saw either live or on YouTube when they happened.

Moore’s performance is not just fair but maybe even flattering. (For one thing, she doesn’t hit those flat upper Midwest vowels as gratingly as the real Palin.) Woody Harrelson plays strategist Steve Schmidt — the film’s protagonist — as a grizzled, “too old for this shit” campaign veteran called back to the trail against his better judgment. Jamey Sheridan is given barely anything to do as Mark Salter, McCain’s “conscience.” Salter, the primary author of his “Maverick” mythos, is limited, after the Palin selection, to making a hilariously over-telegraphed face of concern as everyone else in the war room applauds her first speech.

But the film is about Schmidt and Nicolle Wallace because they were pretty clearly Halperin and Heilemann’s primary sources, and we watch them become horrified by the depths of Sarah Palin’s ignorance at exactly the same time as everyone else in America became horrified by her ignorance.

Because it’s Hollywood, there’s very little politics in the film’s depiction of politics. Policies are simply things for Sarah Palin to write on note cards and not memorize. Operatives confidently declare, in faux Sorkin-ese patter, that if this or that meaningless decision is made, it means “we’ll lose by five.”

There is a sheen of faux cynicism (McCain swears like a sailor!) but it masks complete naiveté: Everyone is basically honorable and decent. Nicolle Wallace — a member of the Bush administration communications team — is sincerely alarmed at the prospect of someone as dangerously ignorant as Sarah Palin in the White House. On election night, she breaks down in tears as she admits to Schmidt that … she didn’t vote. They embrace.

The film subscribes to the simplest theory of Sarah Palin: That she is childlike, vain and incredibly ignorant but also an essentially decent person and wonderful mother. The moments that come closest to “unfair” — Sarah Palin doesn’t know that the head of Great Britain’s government is the prime minister, not the queen — are basically plausible. This isn’t Andrew Sullivan’s conniving, dangerous pathological liar. It’s an overwhelmed working mother whose most unhinged moments are explained by a crash diet. Her convention speech is largely stripped of its snarling attack lines, imagining a world in which it appealed to “the base” because of Palin’s heartfelt commitment to special-needs children and not because she was very good at saying mean things about Obama. (The film actually repeats the bullshit story that her teleprompter broke midway through, and she kept going.) Even when the film has her take a major heel turn — “if I am single-handedly carrying this campaign, I am gonna do what I want!” — after “winning” her debate with Joe Biden (played by video footage of Joe Biden), she is still basically an innocent seduced by the adoration of riled-up crowds and national attention. (Todd Palin barely does anything.)

The constant use of actual news footage adds a bit of verisimilitude but also constantly raises the question of why this lightly fictionalized version of the election actually needs to exist. “Game Change” is not really for serious political junkies, who remember all the stuff that did happen and will scoff at the stuff that didn’t. (At one point, John McCain answers his ringing iPhone in the middle of the night. He used a BlackBerry, HBO.) But if casually politically involved people want to see their assumptions about Sarah Palin reinforced, well, there are still those “SNL” sketches.

In the end, the Republican operatives who foisted Sarah Palin on an unprepared nation are rightly horrified that they created a monster, but at no point does anyone act concerned that their actual candidate was himself an angry, warmongering old crank with extremely fungible principles. Sure, Sarah Palin didn’t know what the Fed did. Do we have any proof John McCain knew what it should’ve done? Maybe everyone actually was totally unfair to poor Sarah Palin.

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Baseless Condi Rice speculation making a comeback

Updated: To celebrate its return, a brief history of this variety of pundit fantasy writing

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Baseless Condi Rice speculation making a comebackCondoleezza Rice (Credit: Reuters)

[UPDATED BELOW] Joseph Curl, former White House correspondent for the Washington Times, is bringing me back to the good old days of 2006 in his latest opinion column for the conservative paper. It’s a breathless report that Condoleezza Rice will seek the vice presidency, and it’s a classic of the genre.

Any amateur can speculate that Chris Christie will enter the presidential race, or posit a Mike Bloomberg third-party run, or imagine Hillary Clinton launching a primary challenge against Barack Obama. After all, those three have actually won elections and expressed political ambitions. It takes a real pro to decide to build buzz around someone who not only hasn’t ever run for anything, but who’s never expressed a desire to run for anything.

Rice, the national security advisor in George W. Bush’s first presidential term and secretary of state in his second, is currently a professor at Stanford with the requisite right-wing think tank fellowship. She has not said or done anything “political” in years. But Curl has been hearing things!

America’s first black female secretary of state is quietly positioning herself to be the top choice of the eventual Republican presidential nominee, ready to deliver bona fide foreign-policy credentials lacking among the candidates. The 56-year-old has recently raised her profile, releasing her memoir in November and embarking on a monthlong book tour.

After 2 1/2 years as a professor at Stanford, Miss Rice is reportedly getting “antsy” to get back into the political game. “She’s ready to go,” said one top source.

Oh, a month-long tour in support of her book about her time in the Bush administration! She must be running for vice president, along with Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney and Scott McClellan and George W. Bush.

There’s more. (And not just the part where Curl calls Rice “a spicy Rice dish” and waxes fetishistic about “her guns” being “a match for those of our first lady Michelle Obama.”)

Plus, her selection would be a giant chess move to counter the expected replacement of Vice President Joseph R. Biden with Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton. Sure, the White House denies and denies, but that should really make any political watcher more suspicious. One White House insider even told me that the position swap was the only reason Mrs. Clinton joined the administration in the first place.

Curl has so many inside scoops packed into this column! I had no idea that our first presidential running mate swap since Ford’s 1976 campaign was basically a foregone conclusion and not just a weird Beltway journalist fantasy! But yes, I can see why the still  un-chosen GOP candidate would definitely be looking pretty closely at Rice — who’s been strongly making the case for her selection by not explicitly denying interest in the position — in case Obama replaces Biden with Clinton, which he will surely do.

The column gets worse (“Funny thing is, she is, unlike Barack Obama, an ‘American black’”) but that’s not really important. What’s important is exploring how someone like Condoleezza Rice ends up a perennial name on the fantasy ticket list.

Rice has been a subject of these columns since 2005, when she became Bush’s second secretary of state, and the White House tasked communications operative Jim Wilkinson — previously known best for inventing the false story of Jessica Lynch* — with getting Rice (and her boss) some much-needed positive press. Wilkinson did his job beautifully (remember when Rice’s knee-high boots were a topic of actual serious news coverage for weeks?) and Rice began receiving the “rock star” treatment.

In the Washington Post, Glenn Kessler, author of the 2007 Rice bio “The Confidante,” summarized the exact moment of the birth of the presidential speculation:

In March 2005, before Rice sat for an interview with the Washington Times, Wilkinson slipped a note to the editorial page editor, Tony Blankley, suggesting that she be asked whether she would consider running for president. It was an audacious proposal — she had been secretary for only six weeks — but such speculation would bolster Rice’s image as a leader. (Wilkinson and Blankley said they do not recall the incident, but others present said they saw Wilkinson’s note.)

Oh, the Washington Times.

Shortly thereafter, Dick Morris wrote a book claiming — nay, insisting — that 2008 would be “Condi vs. Hillary.”

As Iraq descended into a violent civil war in 2006, Rice-for-president buzz bizarrely grew. There was enough of a false grass-roots movement for a paint-by-numbers AP trend piece with a silly nickname and everything. Tim Russert asked her point blank. As always, she said no in no uncertain terms.

Then, of course, everyone began to speculate that she’d be McCain’s running mate. Robert Novak claimed as much on Fox. Dan Senor said she was pushing for the pick on some Sunday show. Hendrik Hertzberg wrote a Talk of the Town piece on the subject! McCain and Rice both finally denied “reports” that she was angling for the spot on the ticket.

Now, I guess, it’s time to start up the rumor mill anew.

But before you put pen to paper on that column about how a Gingrich-Rice ticket would surely win moderate women in Ohio, consider this: In addition to the fact that she’s always denied wanting the job, and in addition to the fact that she was an unmitigated failure in the Bush administration, downplaying terrorism as a priority prior to 9/11 and selling the public on the Iraq invasion with untruths, Condi Rice is pro-choice.

*Update: Jon Krakauer recently rescinded his claim that Wilkinson, then a communications aide to General Tommy Franks, was responsible for the initial false Washington Post report on Lynch’s apparent heroics before her capture. Though Wilkinson was obviously involved in the PR campaign surrounding Lynch’s rescue and return to the U.S., he apparently isn’t responsible for falsifying her actions or leaking that false story to the press.

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Breitbart shock: Obama was in same place at same time as New Black Panthers

Right-wingers once again try to connect the president to a fringe group of laughable conservative boogeymen

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Breitbart shock: Obama was in same place at same time as New Black PanthersMembers of the New Black Panther Party, including, Divine Allah, left, arrive for funeral services for 13-year-old shooting victim, Tamrah Leonard, at the Friendship Baptist Church in Trenton, N.J., Saturday, June 13, 2009. (Credit: AP/Mike Derer)

Andrew Breitbart’s loud, dumb BigGovernment site has a loud, dumb story about how Barack Obama “appeared and marched with the New Black Panther Party in 2007.” The occasion was the 42nd anniversary of the march from Selma, Alabama, and in addition to Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Al Sharpton were also there, along with dozens of civil rights era luminaries and thousands of other people because it was a massive annual celebration and not actually an Obama campaign event.

The New Black Panther Party is a cartoonish fringe group of a couple guys who play “’60s radical” dress-up and say mean things about whitey for Fox cameras in order to scare old white people. They have been explicitly rejected by the old Black Panther Party. For some reason, various conservatives have dedicated themselves to proving that this weird, marginal group of Nation of Islam cast-offs is somehow supported by or deeply connected to the Democratic Party and the Obama administration in particular, because, you know, Eric Holder and Barack Obama, those are two guys who very obviously share the values of extremist anti-white proponents of racial separation.

So Breitbart “proves” something or other about the essential anti-white racistness of the Obama campaign by noting that members of the inane New Black Panther Party were spotted by cameras near Obama, at various times, and also NBPP head Malik Zulu Shabazz spoke at the event.

(Brietbart goes on to publish two pictures of the event despite the photographer withholding permission, because “The First Amendment allows photographs of such enormous public importance to see the light of day.” Good luck with that argument in court?)

Andrew C. McCarthy gleefully endorses Breitbart’s story in a breathless post at the National Review’s The Corner:

This is a shocking story, and a breathtaking indictment of the mainstream media which went out of its way to avoid vetting Obama as a candidate — and to make sure anyone who tried to do due diligence got no sunshine. A candidate who chose to appeared in the company of, say, the KKK, would have provoked relentlessly hostile media coverage and, in short order, have been marginalized as disqualified to hold responsible elective office.

If only the media had reported that some fringe weirdos also participated in this event that both Democratic candidates and thousands of other people participated in, and then the fringe weirdos sort of followed Obama around for a while. That would’ve opened America’s eyes! (I mean the media besides NPR, which did report that the NBPP was there.)

Here’s the bit of this sad, desperate reach that is the saddest and most desperate: “Andrew further reminds us that, in March 2008, the Obama campaign website posted an endorsement of Obama by the New Black Panther Party.” Whoa, did they really? Shocking if true! It is, of course, not true. It was a user-generated blog post on the Obama campaign site that the campaign removed as soon as they became aware of its existence. Because websites do not “post” things to themselves, generally, McCarthy’s statement can’t even be charitably described as technically accurate. It’s just a lie.

A random stupid incorrect Breitbart smear is worth paying attention to only to the extent that the smear threatens to bubble up to the more reputable conservative press, or Fox, or Republican elected officials. The McCarthy endorsement means keep an eye on this one!

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Palins give free publicity to book bashing Palins

Joe McGinniss' "The Rogue" gets a big marketing boost from its subject's classic (and predictable) overreaction

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Here, according to the National Enquirer, are the shocking revelations in Joe McGinniss’ new book about Sarah Palin, “The Rogue”:

  • She has done drugs.
  • She had sex with a basketball player before she married Todd.
  • She is mean and petty.
  • She is a bad mother.
  • She had an affair after she married Todd.

There is also, obviously, some stuff about Trig’s birth, but I have not yet read the book, so I couldn’t tell you how far down the rabbit hole that goes.

Here’s my reaction to those revelations: Sarah Palin is a person! She’s done drugs and pissed people off and slept with people, like 90 percent of American humans. If Sarah Palin was smart she’d dismiss the book with a chuckle, say nobody’s perfect, laugh off the “gossip,” and move on.

Sarah Palin might not be smart.

The Palins always prefer grand self-pitying martyrdom to quiet dignity, of course, which is why picking on them can be so profitable: They will always respond, and always help you drum up more publicity for your Palin-attacking venture. Instead of depriving the book of oxygen, they launched a multimedia attack on Joe McGinniss before he’d finished the first draft, and what they accomplished was … giving him more material and ensuring that even more breathless anticipation awaited the book’s release.

Now that the book’s rollout is underway, the Palins might as well get paid for their marketing efforts. Todd Palin angrily denounced it, again accusing McGinniss of having a “creepy obsession” with Sarah Palin. Oooh, it’s so creeeepy to write an unauthorized biography of a prominent public figure, right?

How bad did the Palins allowed themselves to be trolled? Sarah Palin’s people released a statement on behalf of Brad Hanson, Todd Palin’s former business partner, with whom Sarah Palin is alleged to have carried on an extramarital affair, some years back. The statement is a blanket denial, but what does having the supposed beau directly address the press accomplish, exactly? It just drives more interest in the book’s salacious, shocking revelations about the secret life of Sarah Palin. This guy, of all guys, should be kept out of it.

I am sure that Todd and everyone else is very personally pissed off that McGinniss went to Wasilla, talked to a bunch of people who hate them, and published a book full of stories about how bad and awful they are, but blowing up publicly just sends the message that there’s stuff in the book worth getting worked up about.

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Alex Pareene writes about politics for Salon and is the author of "The Rude Guide to Mitt." Email him at apareene@salon.com and follow him on Twitter @pareene

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