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How to drive your parents crazy

Kids have secret instructions for creating mayhem. This week in Salon's community, Table Talk, our members share them.

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How to Drive Your Parents Crazy — a thread for kids

Phouka — 11:23 am Pacific Time — May 29, 2007 — #93 of 154

Eat entire can of soup. Claim to be starving and demand more soup. Eat all the soup, despite the disbelieving stare of Mom and cautious questions about being too full.

Run around living room. Do not stop running around even when you start to barf. Cry and wail while barfing and running around so as to cover as much cream-colored carpet with chunky chicken noodle soup as possible.

Before stopping, make sure to bury head in the couch cushions for one last horking barf.

Cry that Mom made you eat too much soup.

Get cleaned up. Announce you are starving.

Eleanor Rigby — 01:50 pm Pacific Time — May 29, 2007 — #96 of 154

While Mom’s at work, decide to make yourself some waffles. Get the jug of maple syrup with the cunning little handle on it. Decide it would be a good idea to pretend to throw the jug at the cat who has just wandered into the kitchen. Upon swinging the jug, realize that the cap was loose and the contents of the jug are now splashed all over the horrified cat. Chase cat through the house in an attempt to keep it from spreading maple syrup over half the house, which only serves to freak it out more and spread maple syrup over half the house.

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Friday, Feb 17, 2012 1:00 AM UTC2012-02-17T01:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The next generation of color geniuses

Two Parsons professors discuss their best students' work and their favorite classic color theorists

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ImprintWelcome back to an ongoing, freewheeling conversation on color with Thomas Bosket and Langdon Graves, who both teach color theory at Parsons the New School for Design. (Read part 1 to catch up.)

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Friday, Feb 17, 2012 1:00 AM UTC2012-02-17T01:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

I found my orgasm

She used to find it hard to climax, but suddenly, inexplicably, it became quick and easy. What happened?

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For the longest time, I found it really difficult to orgasm. Even with the most sensitive partner, it would often take a long while, if at all. I would often resort to faking it because I was taking too long. Even while masturbating, it sometimes took me up to an hour, despite being really turned on.

Then I started seeing someone new, stopped faking orgasms and tried to worry less. I started coming, and it became easier and more reliable. Now it happens every time, sometimes multiple times. While masturbating, I can orgasm within seconds, which was never, ever possible before. What’s going on here?

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Friday, Feb 17, 2012 1:00 AM UTC2012-02-17T01:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Pick of the week: Escape from Putin’s cult

Pick of the week: Inside the creepy groupthink of the Russian president's proto-fascist youth movement

Pick of the week

Vladimir Putin, Russia’s president turned prime minister (turned president again, probably) likes to say that his country has developed a “special democracy” or “sovereign democracy” in the 21st century. As an opposition politician observes in Danish director Lise Birk Pedersen’s film “Putin’s Kiss,” that’s a little like a store owner claiming to sell somewhat fresh fish. It either is or it isn’t, and Russia’s version of democracy doesn’t pass the smell test. (Please note, foreign readers, that I’m not holding my own country’s political system up as some shining example. But it’s still true that I can write what I want to about Obama or Romney or anybody else without being beaten half to death.)

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Friday, Feb 17, 2012 1:00 AM UTC2012-02-17T01:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

A witty, tragic series concludes

The final installment delves into the psyche of a troubled, alcohol protagonist after his mother's death

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The first thing you will want to know about “At Last,” the final volume in Edward St. Aubyn’s five-novel cycle starring Patrick Melrose, is that, yes, you really do have to read the preceding four if you want to appreciate it fully. The second is that if reading about wealthy, conceited, selfish, dissipated, cruel, monstrously awful people is not for you, then, alas, neither are these novels. The third is that the books are brilliant. They are also highly idiosyncratic: Each installment is both a comedy of manners and a wrenching psychological investigation; each oscillates between satire and tragedy, and all are written with flash and brio, ornamented by inspired simile, and spangled with mordant, Wildean wit.

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Thursday, Feb 16, 2012 10:10 PM UTC2012-02-16T22:10:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

What are Republicans thinking?

The continuing obsession with limiting contraceptive access shows how out of touch GOP politicians are

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You may have heard that Foster Friess, Rick Santorum surrogate and bankroller, offered women a solution for saving money on contraception in lieu of President Obama’s plan to cover it fully. “You know, back in my day, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly,” he told Andrea Mitchell today. If you weren’t familiar with the old-timer expression, he didn’t mean applying the aspirin vaginally — he meant that the sluts should just keep their legs shut.

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