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Harry Potter and the prediction pool

Who will survive "The Deathly Hallows"? Elizabeth Hand, Kelly Link, Steve Almond -- and Stephen Amidon's children -- join Salon staff and place their bets.

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Harry Potter and the prediction pool

With the publication date for “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” mere weeks away, to say that Harry Potter has been a success for J.K. Rowling is like pointing out that Iowa grows corn or Ann Coulter may be slightly unhinged. The series has made Rowling a billionaire, single-handedly transformed her British publisher, Bloomsbury, from a small independent publisher into a powerhouse, and made it socially acceptable for adults to read kids’ books. For better or worse, Rowling’s oeuvre has become a major part of our cultural zeitgeist.

Her first six books have sold over 325 million copies worldwide, and through the sale of Harry Potter toys, movies and companion books — ranging from “The Gospel According to Harry Potter” to “Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody” — it’s spawned an economy of its own. With her final book slated for July 21 release, Rowling has already beaten all of her previous presale records. In this frenzied atmosphere, even Potter predictions have become big business. When Rowling announced her plans, last summer, to kill off two characters in the “Deathly Hallows,” bookmakers, unsurprisingly, started taking bets.

Now the wagers have come in — and things aren’t looking good for Harry. When a disproportionate number of people started predicting that the boy wizard would die, British bookmaker William Hill changed its tack. The company is now taking bets on who will be responsible for Harry’s death. Elsewhere, Voldemort and Harry have been pegged as the two most likely victims. But other gamblers have been more optimistic. At Sports Interactions, an online gambling site, Harry Potter is expected to survive (alongside the specification: “surviving as a Phantom Obi-Wan Kenobi style counts as dead”).

To help make sense of the speculation — and maybe even help you earn a buck or two — we’ve assembled some of our favorite Harry Potter readers and asked for their predictions on how things will play out.

— Thomas Rogers

Steve Almond is the author of “My Life in Heavy Metal” and the upcoming collection of essays “(Not That You Asked).”

I’ve read each of the previous books multiple times, and devoted most of the past year to sifting them for clues. To answer the Big Questions:

Is Dumbledore really dead?

Yes, though he is reincarnated as a newt.

Is Severus Snape good or evil?

Neither. He’s got a substance-abuse problem. Toward the end of the book, he issues a public apology to his former Hogwarts students, goes into rehab, and emerges eager to launch a career in reality television.

Will Ron and Hermione finally work things out?

Yes. But not before some turbulence. Still smarting from Hermione’s indiscretion with Viktor Krum, Ron hits his beloved with the dreaded Spell of the Itchy Sphincter. She retaliates with the Spell of the Asparagus Urine. Harry intercedes, dosing both of them with a philter that includes holy secretions from Oprah’s adrenal glands. The lovers reconcile, relieve their epic sexual tension, and post the eye-popping results on the Internet.

Who is the mysterious R.A.B.?

An obscure wizard-rapper from Piggledon Province, whose theft of Voldemort’s locket — a publicity stunt — backfires after he is shot in the throat by a rival, who runs with Draco Malfoy’s posse.

Do Harry and evil Lord Voldemort finally throw down?

They most certainly do, in a 223-page rampage of blood, sweat, and potions. The action is pitched and plainly homoerotic. (At one point, transfigured into amorous bonobos, they tongue-kiss.) Having battled to a draw, they settle the matter in a most unexpected manner: a chili cook-off! Voldemort, allergic to the peanut oil Harry used to braise his tenderloin, goes into anaphylactic shock and perishes.

What about the death eaters, then?

Without Voldemort’s leadership, they return to politics.

And Hogwarts?

One word: Disney.

Kelly Link is the author of “Magic for Beginners” and “Stranger Things Happen.”

About a year ago, I realized that my friend Holly Black is a faster reader than I am. I was crushed, and also, of course, impressed. When I said as much, she told me that her friend Cassandra Clare was an even faster reader. Holly said she’d once sat in Cassandra’s apartment in Brooklyn with a group of other writers/readers/fans after making the midnight trip to Books of Wonder to buy the new Harry Potter. You could tell who the fastest readers were by the gasps of astonishment and horror. (An agonizing experience for the slower readers.) Only a few hours in, and already someone stood up and went outside to sit on the stoop and wait for the next-fastest reader to come outside so that the ending could be discussed. Imagine the dread and anxiety, dear reader, of that last reader in that apartment in Brooklyn. And yet how I wished I’d been there, too.

Last night was July Fourth, and a group of us sat around at Holly Black’s house in Amherst, Mass., and drank and talked politics and Harry Potter. Among the writers present were Holly, Karen Joy Fowler, Steve Berman, Cecil Castellucci, Jedediah Berry, myself, and my husband, Gavin Grant, who has repeatedly expressed the hope that book seven will be told from the point of view of Harry Potter, age 75, looking back upon the tumultuous events of his late adolescence. (Midlife-crisis Harry Potter would also be an interesting choice.) This seems unlikely. More likely are some of the theories below, attributed as accurately as I can manage. (There were a number of Tom Collinses. I drank several.)

Cecil Castellucci: Harry will turn out to be one of the Horcruxes.

Holly Black: Harry Potter is Voldemort. That is, when Voldemort tried to kill Harry Potter, he instead destroyed his own corporal form, and some essential part of himself was magically bound into Harry-the-infant. This explains why Voldemort’s followers have had to laboriously make a new body for him, and also the strange connection between Harry and Voldemort (the twinned wands, the confusion of the sorting hat, etc.). Voldemort needs to kill Harry in order to reclaim the rest of himself/his power. If it turns out that Voldemort just wants to kill Harry Potter because he couldn’t kill him the last time, that will suck.

Steve Berman: Like Bill Murray and the gopher in “Caddyshack.”

Karen Joy Fowler: I hope Sirius comes back. Alive, preferably.

Everyone, in chorus: We hope Sirius comes back, too. His death was lame. Also, Snape is Dumbledore’s secret agent. Will undoubtedly die for the cause of good and make Harry feel bad. Also, hopefully, Harry will feel stupid. Draco Malfoy will be redeemed, possibly by the example of Snape. Harry and Ginny will not do it. And what was with all that house elf stuff?

Holly Black: Maybe at the end, the magic will be removed from the world and then the house elves will have to go into the east.

Me: I hope that someone sets that stupid sorting hat on fire.

Holly Black: The sorting hat is clearly the real villain.

Steve Berman: So maybe Voldemort will be destroyed at the end, and then the sorting hat will fly up into the sky and go all Stormbringer from Michael Moorcock’s Elric books and say, “I was ever more evil than you,” and everyone will be dumbfounded.

Rebecca Traister is a staff writer at Salon.

Snape is good, Harry’s scar is a Horcrux, and the final battle between Harry and Voldemort will take place in the Department of Mysteries at the tattered veil that separates the living from the dead, and by the time we get there, there will be more people that Harry loves on the dead side.

Snape will save Harry, possibly by removing the final scar Horcrux from his head (since I believe Snape was at Godric’s Hollow the night Lily and James were killed, and saw whatever went down spell-wise, I believe he’ll probably have a better idea than most about what clerical issues need to be tied up before Harry can finally off the Dark Lord), and someone — perhaps even Wormtail, paying back his wizard-debt to Harry for saving his life — will see Snape casting a spell at Harry’s forehead, assume he is trying to kill him, and in turn kill Snape.

In the end, Harry will have to make a series of nightmarish choices: between living and dying, between killing and showing mercy, between his friends and his destiny, between giving way to his hate or using the love that has always been his greatest weapon, between trusting Dumbledore or wanting to avenge him.

I’m pretty confident he’s going to choose well, though, since it is our choices that show what we truly are.

Also, I think we’re going to learn a lot more about Albus’ brother, Aberforth, and his strong affection for goats.

Elizabeth Hand is the author of “Illyria” and, most recently, “Generation Loss.”

J.K. Rowling’s once-comforting vision of an England where Magic, Bad and Good, duked it out according to supernatural Marquess of Queensberry rules has taken on the dark cast of our own world. Voldemort’s factions resort to terrorism, the Ministry of Magic’s alert level is Critical after Dumbledore’s death, morale is at an all-time low. Plus, that nasty prophecy suggests Harry may join Dumbledore in Hogwarts’ portrait gallery of dead talking heads, if Hogwarts reopens at all.

I think it will, or at least there will be a Hogwarts in exile, with Professor McGonagall running the show. Someone has to die — my money is on Arthur Weasley, or maybe Hagrid — but mass killings of beloved characters is a major buzzkill (c.f. “The Last Battle,” by C.S. Lewis). The werewolf factor is going to be big, what with Bill Weasley’s attack by Fenrir Greyback and the blossoming romance between Tonks and Lupin. Look for a supernatural wedding planner hired by Fleur for her nuptials. Rowling’s professed admiration for Jane Austen will amp up the romantic quotient considerably, though snogging may be played down due to More Pressing Issues that face our central couples (Harry and Ginny, Ron and Hermione). Neville Longbottom will finally get his close-up and defeat one of the more important purebloods, maybe Bellatrix Lestrange, nee Black (I suspect a Black figures prominently in those mysterious initials R.A.B.). As for that prophecy — love will prevail, and pity will stay Harry’s wand when the time comes.

What I’d like to see: Snape and Draco Malfoy admitting their love for each other, then casting their lot with the good guys. Snape’s crime of passion at the end of book six is the most selfless act of the series, after that of Harry’s mother. I don’t buy that whole Unbreakable Vow thing: Snape knows his way around the dark arts — he’d find a loophole. A lot of Draco’s miserable behavior can be explained by his refusal to accept his own sexuality. Surely there’s room for another charmed couple at Hogwarts?

Stephen Amidon is the author of “Human Capital” and “The New City.”

I have never read a word of the Harry Potter novels, nor have I watched any of the film versions. And yet I feel a strange, fractured intimacy with the boy wizard through my 8-year-old twin daughters, huge fans who even share a birthday with Harry, July 31. So I thought I’d let them speculate about “The Deathly Hallows”:

Aurora: I hope that Harry, Hermione and Ron use the Time-Turner to bring Sirius and Dumbledore back to life. I also hope that Harry wakes up and finds that the whole series has been a dream — he doesn’t have a scar, and his mother and father are alive. He goes to school and sees that there is a new prime minister who looks like Cornelius Fudge and a whole new magical adventure starts. I also think Snape will turn out to be good, and he killed Dumbledore for a special reason.

Celeste: No, I think that Snape killed Dumbledore because he’s really, really bad. I think that Dumbledore is going to come back as a ghost. Harry, Hermione and Ron are going to skip the last year of Hogwarts to find the Horcruxes of Voldemort. And I think Ron will die on the way by the Avada Kedavra Curse. Harry and Hermione will go on until they have to face Voldemort, and then Harry and Voldermort have a face-off and kill each other, because Harry has to die or else all his fans will want J.K. Rowling to keep writing these books until she goes nuts. I hope there will be another series, this one about what happens at Hogwarts when Hermione comes back without Harry.

Sarah Karnasiewicz is Salon’s deputy Life editor.

J.K. Rowling has a mess of loose ends to tie up in this, her final Harry Potter book — too many, in fact, for me to keep track of before I’ve completed a line-by-line rereading of the six previous installments. (With 16 days and counting on the Potter clock, and more than 3,400 combined pages to cover, I’ll need to keep to a pace of at least 212.5 pages a day: Don’t expect to see my byline again on this site anytime soon.)

Till then, I’ll risk a few off-the-cuff hunches: Dumbledore really is dead as a Dumble-doornail. Ron and Hermione will indulge in some fumbling comic-relief snogging. As for other beloved characters with death on their dance card, my money’s on: Hagrid, Molly Weasley (and a couple more from the Weasley brood: possibly Ron — after the snogging — but not Ginny), and Severus Snape. While we’re on the subject of Snape: I’m guessing everyone’s favorite creep will go down fighting the good fight, though his motives (A hibernating sense of honor? Vengeance on Voldemort for killing Lily Potter, once the object of his affection? Or pity on Potter?) may remain ambiguous to the last. And finally, meek Neville Longbottom will inherit some seriously powerful wizarding responsibilities — and will prove himself more than up to the task.

OK, but what about Harry? Eh, Harry’s the easy part. He’ll get the girl. And go through hell and back. But the kid’s gonna be all right.

Mary Elizabeth Williams is the host of Salon Table Talk.

All we’ve really wanted from our endings this summer has been for Tony Soprano to die and Harry to live. David Chase gave us a more cryptic finale — will J.K. Rowling do likewise?

Whatever the outcome, the body count will rival the Jersey mob’s. I’m praying Ron and Hermione make it, because an entire generation of kids (my own included) and their parents (that’d be me) would really gain a whole new appreciation of the meaning of “scarred” if we’ve come this far to lose them. Their deaths would sting even more than if Harry were to go, because his loss at least would somehow seem prophetic destiny.

For what it’s worth, I think Snape was doing Dumbledore’s bidding. I think he’s a mean man who hates Harry, and I think that’s the point. The ones you love — Sirius, Dumbledore and, maybe this time, Hagrid — can’t always protect you in life. The ones you loathe may turn out to be the ones you have to trust in the clinch. I also think the poor greasy-haired bastard is a goner.

Neville, I hope, is going to step up in ways that will dazzle us all. Ron and Hermione, magic willing, will come out of this together. I think Harry is the final Horcrux, and that’s going to sting to destroy. And absolutely, Voldemort must die, and we all want Harry to be the one to deliver the coup de grâce — although He Who Must Not Be Named’s nasty followers will likely keep the flame of evil alive.

Rowling has said this is truly the end of the series, that she will give us no more of Harry Potter when it’s over. But I hope that she won’t leave us utterly grief-stricken. I hope she’ll let us imagine, as we did with Big Tony, a little of our own desires for him, whatever they may be. Personally, I just wish for Harry what I would for any talented high school graduate — that he grows in his talents, that he sees the world, that he finds love. And that even if the scars don’t heal, they get to the place where they don’t hurt anymore.

Thomas Rogers

Thomas Rogers is Salon's Arts Editor.

50 shades of Shutterstock

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This week, for roughly the millionth time, E.L. James’ romance-bondage trilogy “50 Shades” nabs the No. 1, 2 and 3 spots on the New York Times bestseller lists. We don’t get it either. Every page of that book, which famously began as “Twilight” fan fiction, elicits a sigh of confusion and weird secondary embarrassment. The question is: Who would read this? (The answer is: Apparently everyone.) It’s the same baffled, helpless feeling we get when we sort through stock photos on a daily basis. Stock photos – which have been the subject of recent outstanding Internet satire – are used by this site, and many others, to illustrate our flood of content. Many are plain and simple, but a good portion are flat-out mind-blowing. Why did anyone think that photo was a good idea? It only made sense to join these forces. And so, we present to you passages from the most head-scratching bestseller of our time, illustrated with the assistance of inexplicable stock photography.

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Megaphone by Natalie Bakopoulos

Miracles happen, even in an Athens crippled by a garbage strike, to a young mother unsure of her ability to love

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Megaphone by Natalie Bakopoulos (Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign)

It’s the third week of the garbage strike and Athens has begun to smell. Bright-colored trash bags fill the curbs and alleyways, and we have learned to step over the rubbish and avoid the blocks that had become unnavigable. We know which stretches are particularly foul — a stretch along Mavili Square, or the entire top end of Monastiraki. Odos Athinas is a sea of trash, and Omonia is ghastly but we don’t go there anyway. May has gone from unseasonably cool to raging hot, and the garbage seems to be melting. In front of the museum it’s like yet another installation project. When I arrive each morning I want to wretch.

My 5-year-old son, Alekos, sits on the balcony of our apartment. Visible from there are pine trees and details of other people’s lives, audible are the sounds of morning, the birds above and voices below. Evenings, Alekos lies on the divan on the balcony in his pajamas, watching the moon. He is obsessed with it, and his father made him a playlist of all the Greek songs that mention it. When he was smaller he’d stare at the moon until he fell asleep.

This morning, though, Alekos lies flat on the ground, peering down through the slats of the railing, staring at the trash. Next to him is his iPad ­– a gift from his father, and yes, I know, but his father doesn’t live with us and what can you do?­ — and now he favors bad pop music like the older kids at school. So I’m surprised this morning when I hear the sounds of Elmo counting. He’s embarrassed by this favorite YouTube clip­­ – it’s for babies, he says ­­­­– but it comforts him. The tension these days is overwhelming.

Alekos looks up when he sees me, furrows his brow, and tells me if he were a deputy like his father, he’d force everyone to clean up the garbage. “And to make a new government,” he says.

I tell him that would be nice.

“At least I can fly,” he says. He is wearing the Spider-Man costume my sister brought him from the States.

I tell him Spider-Man jumps and leaps and sticks to things. He doesn’t fly. “Besides,” I quickly add, thinking of all the balconies around us. “You’re not Spider-Man.” Even I have wondered what it might be like to jump from one to the next. I smooth his light hair, which is growing long. “You need a haircut,” I say.

I hold out two polos, one white, one blue, so he feels he has a choice. He pulls the blue shirt over the costume, and I hope that his teachers aren’t too upset by this because I am too exhausted to argue with him.

Outside, the trash has piled up, and Alekos can’t get into the car from the curb. I tell him I’ll pull the car up so he can get in without pushing his way through the refuse. He wrinkles his nose at the smell. But when I get to the driver’s side, Alekos is no longer standing there.

Instead he is floating 12 feet above the curb, his Spider-Man-clad arms stretched out like wings.

Alekos,” is all I can say, “get down.” He swoops over to me, hovering just above my reach, and finally glides gracefully to my feet as if he has been practicing this move for months. Bending down to face him and gripping the straps of his backpack, I have the panicked feeling that if I let go he will fly away.

“How long has this been going on?” I whisper. “Tell me.”

One old man walks past us with his hands behind his back and says nothing. He barely notices us. Across the street a woman hurries along in heels, yelling into her phone. No one else is around.

Alekos shrugs, aloof, and looks away with those dark eyes, almost black, like his father’s. “I tried to tell you.”

“Does Babas know about this?” I ask, suddenly sure his father would keep this from me, just the way he failed to mention his girlfriend was staying the night, reading Alekos bedtime stories when he stayed there. Oh, the flying? I thought you knew?

“No,” Alekos says.

“Just at home, OK?” I say. I don’t want to alarm him, but I want to be firm.

He digs in his backpack and tells me he saw his father on the news that morning. This is one reason I don’t like him to watch television at all. For the rest of the drive, we’re quiet.

“I know I’m not Spider-Man,” he says finally, when we arrive.

“OK,” I say. “Do you fly at school?” I ask.

“No.” He looks at me in the rearview mirror, completely incredulous. “Nobody does.”

He gets out of the car and hurries off to meet some other kids, who admire his Spider-Man arms as if they are tattooed. I wait for him to turn around and wave but he doesn’t, and for a moment it seems his feet levitate off the ground. But maybe I am imagining it; he walks in, one foot after the other, like everyone else. I park at the metro station and take the train into the city center, turning up the ringer on my phone.

I call his father three times but get his voice mail. I text him to call me. He texts me an hour later — Ola kala? — and I trip over a split-open trash bag, as if these sidewalks weren’t already treacherous enough. I answer, Yes, everything’s fine. This will have to wait until we are face to face, which is not often.

We met when I was teaching art classes on Paros one summer. I soon got pregnant, and we didn’t get married, but I stayed in Greece. I think he still resents me for not marrying him. To be honest, I can’t even remember my reasons. It all seems like another lifetime, decades ago, when Athens felt proud and vibrant those few years after the Olympics.

A few more messages come from him but I’m busy and don’t answer. Then, when I’m outside the museum, finishing my installation, he shows up.

“You don’t call me three times in a row with no message,” he says, frustrated. “You barely call me at all, unless the kid is on fire.”

No, not fire, I think.

He surveys my project, one giant megaphone outside the  museum, the size of a kiosk, with cameras inside that will film street activity and project it onto a screen inside. Tiny figurines in various stages of undress shoot out from the megaphone, suspended by invisible wire. I’ve compiled old Greek footage of both celebrations and protests, which will air inside the museum, and the outdoor footage will be superimposed on those old clips. I wonder if anyone is inside now, watching us, or what we’re matched with: a hectic street scene, a political rally, a brilliant August moon?

“I like it,” he says, in English, in that supportive tone he uses when he doesn’t know what to say about my work but wants to convey he approves.

“Oh, stop it,” I say.

“And with the garbage,” he says. “A nice touch.”

And the two of us laugh, the first time we have laughed together in a long time, since before the elections, since before the crisis, probably not since Alekos was an infant and we marveled at every smile and uttered “word.” Suddenly I think I should have thought to make those tiny figures children, with wings. I wonder why I didn’t think of it before, why it always takes the manifestation of something so crazy to make me realize something so simple.

“Let me take you for a coffee,” he says, “or something stronger? We can sit outside, where it’s quiet.” The trash stench is so bad that everyone sits inside, smoking.

“You have time for that?” I ask, knowing he doesn’t. I can hear his phone buzzing in his pocket. “I should keep working.”

One night, right before these last elections, he came to pick Alekos up and he kissed me when Alekos went to grab his toys. “Not yet,” I said. My attempt at self-preservation while the rest of the country implodes. It’s hard enough just to be friends.

“OK,” he said then. “We’ll get there, one day.”

Now, I lean into him a moment. Together we survey what I’ve made. I want to tell him, Our son can fly. I want to tell him, Stay.

“Are we there yet,” he says quietly, distantly, not as question but statement, and he rests his chin on my head and looks out into the street: the sleepy shops, the political posters pasted over the boarded-up kiosks, the hot afternoon sun beating down on it all. “Are we?”

And then my phone is ringing­­ — it’s the school office — and I know of course what has happened. I imagine Alekos flying around his classroom like an angry bee, out into the schoolyard, beyond the trash, beyond the protests and our land in limbo. Or maybe he is more relaxed, gliding effortlessly the way I fly in my dreams, his superhero costume and sandy hair glowing in the afternoon sun, until he finds us here, his parents who don’t know where we are or where we’re going, and taking us up with him, catapulting us into the vast unknown. Our images would flicker on the screen inside, soaring above that old footage of our shattered, magnificent city.

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Natalie Bakopoulos's first novel, "The Green Shore," will be published by Simon & Schuster in June 2012. Her work has appeared in Tin House, Ninth Letter, Granta Online, and The O. Henry Prize Stories 2010, and she is a contributing editor for the online journal Fiction Writers Review.

Almost by Chris Pavone

She never thought of herself as ambitious, until motherhood and career collided in one horrifying hospital ride

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It’s just before dawn when Isabel puts the final page down on the fat stack of paper that sits on the rumpled bedspread, next to an overflowing crystal ashtray and a crumpled soft-pack of cigarettes. She’d tried Wellbutrin and Xanax; she’d used patches and gum. In the end, the only thing that made her quit smoking was being pregnant.

But then, after everything, she couldn’t help but start up again. At first it was just a single cigarette per day, or two. Then it became a few, and within months she was back to full-throttle. Over the past couple of years, she’s tried to quit a few times, but not seriously. She anticipates — she accepts — failure. Because she doesn’t want to quit, not really. She wants instead to try, and fail.

Isabel picks up the manuscript with both hands, flips it over, and uses her thumbs to align the pages. She takes a deep breath, lets out a long sigh.

Another night lying in bed, working. She’d fallen asleep at 11, then woke sometime after 2, her mind unquiet. But it wasn’t until 3 that she admitted she was awake. She then picked up a manuscript and a pencil, and started working, page after page, all through the desperate hours. Vaguely reminiscent of those days when Nicky was an infant, in the middle of the night, sleep-deprived, awake in a dormant world. The small hours when a blanket of quiet smothers the city, but through the moth-eaten holes there’s the occasional lowing of a railroad in New Jersey, the distant Dopplered wail of an ambulance siren. Then the inevitable thump of the newspaper on the doormat, the end of the idea of night, even though it’s still dark out.

She stares across the room, off into the black nothingness of the picture window on the opposite wall, its severe surface barely softened by the half-drawn shades, an aggressive void invading the serene cocoon of her bedroom. The room is barely lit by a small bullet-shaped reading sconce mounted over the headboard, aiming a beam of light directly at the top of her head, creating a halo in the reflection in the window. An angel. Except she’s not.

Isabel shuffles into the dark hall, flips the light switch. She turns on the kitchen lights, and the coffee — switched from auto-on, which is set to start brewing an hour from now, to on — and the small television on the counter. Filling the lonely apartment with humming electronic life.

The coffee machine hisses and sputters, big plops falling into the tempered glass. She watches the contraption’s clock, changing from 5:48 to 5:49. Grabs the plastic handle of the carafe and fills the mug with hot, viscous, bitter, bracing caffeination. She takes a small sip, then a larger one.

She walks down the hall, lined with the photographs that she’d unearthed four years ago, when she was moving out of her matrimonial apartment, into this single-woman space in a new neighborhood, far from the painful memories of her home — of her life — downtown, where she’d been running into too many mothers, often with their children. Women she’d known from the playgrounds and the toy stores and the mommy-and-me music classes, from the gyms and grocers and coffee shops, from preschool drop-off and the waiting room at the pediatrician’s. All those other little children growing older, getting bigger.

So she’d bought herself a one-bedroom in an uptown full-service building, the type of apartment that a woman chooses when she reconciles herself that she’s not going to be living with another human being, probably forever. That she’s making her loneliness comfortable. Palliative care.

She lined this nice new hallway with framed photos. There she is, herself, a smiling little toddler. And with her mother on the first day of second grade. At college graduation with her two best friends. There are her grandparents, at the final family reunion before they both died, within weeks of each other. Isabel in a big white dress, aglow, in the middle of the panoramic-lens group shot. A much smaller print, lying in a hospital bed, beaming at Nicky in her arms, tiny and red and angry in his swaddling blanket and blue cap. A grainy shot of herself onstage in a little black dress, accepting an award, beaming again, but not as wide. Some joys aren’t as joyous as others.

It was more than possible — it was inevitable — to blame herself, her ambition, even though she’d never thought of herself as especially ambitious. But everyone has important moments, in any job, at any level of ambition. In the Supreme Court or a fourth-grade classroom, on an assembly line or a fishing boat, there are crucial days.

For Isabel the literary agent, this day was dominated by an auction she was running for a hotly anticipated second novel, whose author needed a lot of hand-holding, and whose bidders kept increasing their offers every half-hour, from mid-five figures to high-sixes in the course of the day. This lucrative 9-to-6 was followed by a 7 o’clock black-tie that included an honor for, and an interminable speech by, a different author of hers. So this frantic day, it featured a wardrobe change. And the evening portion was just as important work as the daytime; just because there was liquor and food and fancy dress didn’t mean it wasn’t work.

The nanny called a couple times during Isabel’s 16 hours at work, worrying that Nicky’s cold or flu or whatever was getting worse. Dave was away on a business trip, and Isabel didn’t want Lupe to be the one to go to the doctor with Nicky; the nanny’s English would be generously described as weak, and sometimes that mattered. So Isabel made an appointment for first thing the next morning. Anyone would’ve done the same thing.

Isabel returned home after midnight, exhausted. She thanked Lupe and sent her home in a taxi, and let her cocktail dress fall to the floor, and collapsed into bed.

She was awakened at dawn by the screaming. Nicky was burning up, 106. She rushed downstairs with the boy in her arms, and ran around the block, panting and desperate, until she found a taxi.  “Don’t worry, Sweetie,” she said. “We’ll be at the doctor’s in a minute.” The hospital was only a mile away.

The taxi peeled away from the curb, the eerie blue light washing over the dingy white garbage trucks, the Mexican kids swabbing down the sidewalks in front of all-night delis, the street-cart vendors positioning their pastries in front of office buildings, the joggers with reflective stripes down their shorts, the normal business of a city’s day starting, coming to life.

“Are we there yet?” Nicky asked, as he had so many times. From the back seat of the shiny SUV that was cleaned every week by the guys in the garage, on their way out to the weekend house in East Hampton, back when her life looked like something to be envied. He had said it on the way to visit Dave’s parents in Oyster Bay, or hers upstate in the Hudson Valley. While heading to Vermont, for a ski weekend; to Cape Cod, to visit friends; to the Bronx Zoo and the Brooklyn Aquarium, Yankee Stadium and Citi Field. It was something the little boy asked, all the time.

But this was the last time.

In the back of the moldy-smelling taxi she pushed the fever-damp hair off her son’s hot forehead. “Nearly,” she said. He shut his eyes, and then slipped silently into a coma, there on the slippery silver vinyl seat of the taxi.

An hour later, Nicky was dead. A supervirus, said the young doctor, who had been up all night, up for who knows how long, working; he was tired and frustrated, and perhaps not as tactful as he could’ve been.

At the end of the hall Isabel stops at the spotlit photograph, a small black-and-white in the center of a vast expanse of stark white matting. A little boy, her baby, laughing on a rocky beach, running out of gentle surf, holding a little toy hammer. Isabel reaches her hand to her lips, plants a kiss on her fingers, and transfers the kiss to the little boy. As she does every morning.

There was, the doctor added, almost nothing she could’ve done. Almost.

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Memorial Day fiction: Are we there yet?

Salon exclusive: At the start of the summer fiction season, new stories from Chris Pavone and Natalie Bakopoulos

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“Are we there yet?”

It’s a dreaded sentence. When it’s spoken by an anxious child from the back seat, it’s enough to make stressed-out parents wish they’d never taken a family vacation in the first place. And even if it’s delivered as a sing-songy punch line, from an impatient partner or spouse on a long road trip, it’s an irritating eye-roller of a joke.

So this Memorial Day weekend — the unofficial start of the summer vacation season, and therefore the summer fiction season — we asked two novelists to reclaim the sentence in a new and adult context. For our latest fiction project, there was only one simple rule: Each story had to include the line “Are we there yet?” in a fresh and surprising way.

Our authors are two people you should be taking to the beach with you this summer. Chris Pavone is the author of “The Expats,” the New York Times best-selling thriller with more satisfying twists than the Pacific Coast Highway. Natalie Bakopoulos is the author of “The Green Shore,” one of 2012′s most anticipated debut novels, a beautiful family drama that is set during another Greek crisis — the 1967 military coup.

To read the stories, just follow the links below:

“Megaphone” by Natalie Bakopoulos

“Almost” by Chris Pavone

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David Daley is the senior culture editor of Salon.

“Frankenstein” remixed

This masterful new adaptation of Mary Shelley's classic novel may be the best interactive fiction yet

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This originally appeared on The Chimerist, a site devoted to the intersection of art, stories, and technology.

Whatever interactive fiction is (and we’re still figuring that out) it suffers from all the problems of traditional fiction and then some. The vast majority of novels and short stories aren’t much good, but when a branching fiction — along the lines of the old “Choose Your Own Adventure” children’s books — fails to engage, the first impulse is to blame the form rather than the content. Let “Frankenstein,” just released by Inkle Studios and Profile Books, serve as a reproach to that reflex. The app is a creative, subtle and sensitive adaptation of Mary Shelley’s classic novella, and it has singlehandedly renewed this critic’s hopes for interactive fiction.

What this “Frankenstein” isn’t is a replication of the source text with the addition of a lot of digital doohickeys like sound effects and illustrations that animate when tapped. The app is all about the text, even if it is beautifully framed by period art and anatomical illustrations. The reader is presented with a screenful of narration and then offered one or more responses to it. The preferred response, when tapped, delivers up another screen of text. (In an absurdly pleasing visual touch, these appear as sheets of paper fasted together by straight pins.) According to the press materials, the reader’s responses will shape the way the narrative is presented, although not to the degree of substantively changing the plot.

This is an important point. The pleasure of storytelling lies in the dynamic between the surprising and the inevitable. The reader wants to feel the story is going somewhere, that its events follow from each other in meaningful, but not too obvious ways. When a story can go anywhere, it feels meaningless. In Mary Shelley’s novella, which is saturated with the Western tradition of the tragedy, Viktor Frankenstein’s character is such that he must create a monster, and the monster’s body is such that he can never belong among human beings however much he yearns to. A “Frankenstein” that ended with either misfit finding a comfortable place in the world would be a travesty.

But that doesn’t mean the reader doesn’t long for the story to unfold otherwise; that’s the nature of tragedy. The great insight that writer Dave Morris brings to this adaptation of the novel is that while a reader cannot significantly change the outcome of the story, the interactive element can change the shading and flavor of the tale. It can be mournful and reflective or action-packed. The creature and his creator can show greater or lesser ambivalence about their own behaviors. The ambiguity of both figures is baked into Mary Shelley’s novella, and while Morris has nearly doubled the word count of the original, this mostly amounts to playing up or down what’s already there.

Morris — a novelist who has written graphic novels, games and, yes, Choose-Your-Own-Adventure stories for kids — has changed the original text in other ways, as well. (Let’s take a moment here to point out to all future narrative app developers that hiring a real writer who actually knows what he or she is doing is totally worth it.) He’s moved the setting to revolutionary France, a choice that shows shrewd understanding of the idealistic political climate that affected Shelley’s thinking; the new Republic is its own kind of Frankenstein’s monster. He’s also eliminated much of the 19th-century framing of the tale and converted it into two present-tense narrations. One is Frankenstein’s dialogue with either himself or a (possibly imaginary) companion. The other is a second-person account of the monster’s first weeks of life as it spies on a family of dispossessed French nobility and has the chance to observe the loving relationships it can never enjoy itself.

Morris presents the reader with choices I’ve not encountered in other interactive fictions. Is humanity mostly good, or mostly evil? Does the most recent development make you (the monster) feel hope or despair? Is the revolution the dawn of a brave new world or a descent into chaos and barbarity? While I’m usually skeptical that present-tense narration increases the “immediacy” of a story, in this case, it really does work, particularly in the sections concerning the monster. Depending on your own outlook, you may urge him to keep trying to connect with humanity, or promptly forward him on to homicidal rage.

In either case, the narrative is shaped not by the reader deciding to turn left or right, to go down into the cellar or to get out of the house — the usual actions offered on the choose-your-own menu. Instead, the options have more to do with personality and interpretation, beliefs and ideas. As a result of the reader’s choices, the characters seem more like him- or herself, with a concurrent ratcheting up of emotional investment. To my surprise, I found myself more moved by this adaptation of the Shelley novel than I have been by the source text. (Although the app does include the original if you want to compare and contrast.) This is the only interactive fiction I’ve ever read with that quintessential, old-fashioned readerly avidity: the hunger to know what happens next. Of course, I already knew, but that didn’t matter at all.

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Laura Miller

Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com.

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