Fiction
Harry Potter and the prediction pool
Who will survive "The Deathly Hallows"? Elizabeth Hand, Kelly Link, Steve Almond -- and Stephen Amidon's children -- join Salon staff and place their bets.
With the publication date for “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” mere weeks away, to say that Harry Potter has been a success for J.K. Rowling is like pointing out that Iowa grows corn or Ann Coulter may be slightly unhinged. The series has made Rowling a billionaire, single-handedly transformed her British publisher, Bloomsbury, from a small independent publisher into a powerhouse, and made it socially acceptable for adults to read kids’ books. For better or worse, Rowling’s oeuvre has become a major part of our cultural zeitgeist.
Her first six books have sold over 325 million copies worldwide, and through the sale of Harry Potter toys, movies and companion books — ranging from “The Gospel According to Harry Potter” to “Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody” — it’s spawned an economy of its own. With her final book slated for July 21 release, Rowling has already beaten all of her previous presale records. In this frenzied atmosphere, even Potter predictions have become big business. When Rowling announced her plans, last summer, to kill off two characters in the “Deathly Hallows,” bookmakers, unsurprisingly, started taking bets.
Now the wagers have come in — and things aren’t looking good for Harry. When a disproportionate number of people started predicting that the boy wizard would die, British bookmaker William Hill changed its tack. The company is now taking bets on who will be responsible for Harry’s death. Elsewhere, Voldemort and Harry have been pegged as the two most likely victims. But other gamblers have been more optimistic. At Sports Interactions, an online gambling site, Harry Potter is expected to survive (alongside the specification: “surviving as a Phantom Obi-Wan Kenobi style counts as dead”).
To help make sense of the speculation — and maybe even help you earn a buck or two — we’ve assembled some of our favorite Harry Potter readers and asked for their predictions on how things will play out.
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Steve Almond is the author of “My Life in Heavy Metal” and the upcoming collection of essays “(Not That You Asked).”
I’ve read each of the previous books multiple times, and devoted most of the past year to sifting them for clues. To answer the Big Questions:
Is Dumbledore really dead?
Yes, though he is reincarnated as a newt.
Is Severus Snape good or evil?
Neither. He’s got a substance-abuse problem. Toward the end of the book, he issues a public apology to his former Hogwarts students, goes into rehab, and emerges eager to launch a career in reality television.
Will Ron and Hermione finally work things out?
Yes. But not before some turbulence. Still smarting from Hermione’s indiscretion with Viktor Krum, Ron hits his beloved with the dreaded Spell of the Itchy Sphincter. She retaliates with the Spell of the Asparagus Urine. Harry intercedes, dosing both of them with a philter that includes holy secretions from Oprah’s adrenal glands. The lovers reconcile, relieve their epic sexual tension, and post the eye-popping results on the Internet.
Who is the mysterious R.A.B.?
An obscure wizard-rapper from Piggledon Province, whose theft of Voldemort’s locket — a publicity stunt — backfires after he is shot in the throat by a rival, who runs with Draco Malfoy’s posse.
Do Harry and evil Lord Voldemort finally throw down?
They most certainly do, in a 223-page rampage of blood, sweat, and potions. The action is pitched and plainly homoerotic. (At one point, transfigured into amorous bonobos, they tongue-kiss.) Having battled to a draw, they settle the matter in a most unexpected manner: a chili cook-off! Voldemort, allergic to the peanut oil Harry used to braise his tenderloin, goes into anaphylactic shock and perishes.
What about the death eaters, then?
Without Voldemort’s leadership, they return to politics.
And Hogwarts?
One word: Disney.
Kelly Link is the author of “Magic for Beginners” and “Stranger Things Happen.”
About a year ago, I realized that my friend Holly Black is a faster reader than I am. I was crushed, and also, of course, impressed. When I said as much, she told me that her friend Cassandra Clare was an even faster reader. Holly said she’d once sat in Cassandra’s apartment in Brooklyn with a group of other writers/readers/fans after making the midnight trip to Books of Wonder to buy the new Harry Potter. You could tell who the fastest readers were by the gasps of astonishment and horror. (An agonizing experience for the slower readers.) Only a few hours in, and already someone stood up and went outside to sit on the stoop and wait for the next-fastest reader to come outside so that the ending could be discussed. Imagine the dread and anxiety, dear reader, of that last reader in that apartment in Brooklyn. And yet how I wished I’d been there, too.
Last night was July Fourth, and a group of us sat around at Holly Black’s house in Amherst, Mass., and drank and talked politics and Harry Potter. Among the writers present were Holly, Karen Joy Fowler, Steve Berman, Cecil Castellucci, Jedediah Berry, myself, and my husband, Gavin Grant, who has repeatedly expressed the hope that book seven will be told from the point of view of Harry Potter, age 75, looking back upon the tumultuous events of his late adolescence. (Midlife-crisis Harry Potter would also be an interesting choice.) This seems unlikely. More likely are some of the theories below, attributed as accurately as I can manage. (There were a number of Tom Collinses. I drank several.)
Cecil Castellucci: Harry will turn out to be one of the Horcruxes.
Holly Black: Harry Potter is Voldemort. That is, when Voldemort tried to kill Harry Potter, he instead destroyed his own corporal form, and some essential part of himself was magically bound into Harry-the-infant. This explains why Voldemort’s followers have had to laboriously make a new body for him, and also the strange connection between Harry and Voldemort (the twinned wands, the confusion of the sorting hat, etc.). Voldemort needs to kill Harry in order to reclaim the rest of himself/his power. If it turns out that Voldemort just wants to kill Harry Potter because he couldn’t kill him the last time, that will suck.
Steve Berman: Like Bill Murray and the gopher in “Caddyshack.”
Karen Joy Fowler: I hope Sirius comes back. Alive, preferably.
Everyone, in chorus: We hope Sirius comes back, too. His death was lame. Also, Snape is Dumbledore’s secret agent. Will undoubtedly die for the cause of good and make Harry feel bad. Also, hopefully, Harry will feel stupid. Draco Malfoy will be redeemed, possibly by the example of Snape. Harry and Ginny will not do it. And what was with all that house elf stuff?
Holly Black: Maybe at the end, the magic will be removed from the world and then the house elves will have to go into the east.
Me: I hope that someone sets that stupid sorting hat on fire.
Holly Black: The sorting hat is clearly the real villain.
Steve Berman: So maybe Voldemort will be destroyed at the end, and then the sorting hat will fly up into the sky and go all Stormbringer from Michael Moorcock’s Elric books and say, “I was ever more evil than you,” and everyone will be dumbfounded.
Rebecca Traister is a staff writer at Salon.
Snape is good, Harry’s scar is a Horcrux, and the final battle between Harry and Voldemort will take place in the Department of Mysteries at the tattered veil that separates the living from the dead, and by the time we get there, there will be more people that Harry loves on the dead side.
Snape will save Harry, possibly by removing the final scar Horcrux from his head (since I believe Snape was at Godric’s Hollow the night Lily and James were killed, and saw whatever went down spell-wise, I believe he’ll probably have a better idea than most about what clerical issues need to be tied up before Harry can finally off the Dark Lord), and someone — perhaps even Wormtail, paying back his wizard-debt to Harry for saving his life — will see Snape casting a spell at Harry’s forehead, assume he is trying to kill him, and in turn kill Snape.
In the end, Harry will have to make a series of nightmarish choices: between living and dying, between killing and showing mercy, between his friends and his destiny, between giving way to his hate or using the love that has always been his greatest weapon, between trusting Dumbledore or wanting to avenge him.
I’m pretty confident he’s going to choose well, though, since it is our choices that show what we truly are.
Also, I think we’re going to learn a lot more about Albus’ brother, Aberforth, and his strong affection for goats.
Elizabeth Hand is the author of “Illyria” and, most recently, “Generation Loss.”
J.K. Rowling’s once-comforting vision of an England where Magic, Bad and Good, duked it out according to supernatural Marquess of Queensberry rules has taken on the dark cast of our own world. Voldemort’s factions resort to terrorism, the Ministry of Magic’s alert level is Critical after Dumbledore’s death, morale is at an all-time low. Plus, that nasty prophecy suggests Harry may join Dumbledore in Hogwarts’ portrait gallery of dead talking heads, if Hogwarts reopens at all.
I think it will, or at least there will be a Hogwarts in exile, with Professor McGonagall running the show. Someone has to die — my money is on Arthur Weasley, or maybe Hagrid — but mass killings of beloved characters is a major buzzkill (c.f. “The Last Battle,” by C.S. Lewis). The werewolf factor is going to be big, what with Bill Weasley’s attack by Fenrir Greyback and the blossoming romance between Tonks and Lupin. Look for a supernatural wedding planner hired by Fleur for her nuptials. Rowling’s professed admiration for Jane Austen will amp up the romantic quotient considerably, though snogging may be played down due to More Pressing Issues that face our central couples (Harry and Ginny, Ron and Hermione). Neville Longbottom will finally get his close-up and defeat one of the more important purebloods, maybe Bellatrix Lestrange, nee Black (I suspect a Black figures prominently in those mysterious initials R.A.B.). As for that prophecy — love will prevail, and pity will stay Harry’s wand when the time comes.
What I’d like to see: Snape and Draco Malfoy admitting their love for each other, then casting their lot with the good guys. Snape’s crime of passion at the end of book six is the most selfless act of the series, after that of Harry’s mother. I don’t buy that whole Unbreakable Vow thing: Snape knows his way around the dark arts — he’d find a loophole. A lot of Draco’s miserable behavior can be explained by his refusal to accept his own sexuality. Surely there’s room for another charmed couple at Hogwarts?
Stephen Amidon is the author of “Human Capital” and “The New City.”
I have never read a word of the Harry Potter novels, nor have I watched any of the film versions. And yet I feel a strange, fractured intimacy with the boy wizard through my 8-year-old twin daughters, huge fans who even share a birthday with Harry, July 31. So I thought I’d let them speculate about “The Deathly Hallows”:
Aurora: I hope that Harry, Hermione and Ron use the Time-Turner to bring Sirius and Dumbledore back to life. I also hope that Harry wakes up and finds that the whole series has been a dream — he doesn’t have a scar, and his mother and father are alive. He goes to school and sees that there is a new prime minister who looks like Cornelius Fudge and a whole new magical adventure starts. I also think Snape will turn out to be good, and he killed Dumbledore for a special reason.
Celeste: No, I think that Snape killed Dumbledore because he’s really, really bad. I think that Dumbledore is going to come back as a ghost. Harry, Hermione and Ron are going to skip the last year of Hogwarts to find the Horcruxes of Voldemort. And I think Ron will die on the way by the Avada Kedavra Curse. Harry and Hermione will go on until they have to face Voldemort, and then Harry and Voldermort have a face-off and kill each other, because Harry has to die or else all his fans will want J.K. Rowling to keep writing these books until she goes nuts. I hope there will be another series, this one about what happens at Hogwarts when Hermione comes back without Harry.
Sarah Karnasiewicz is Salon’s deputy Life editor.
J.K. Rowling has a mess of loose ends to tie up in this, her final Harry Potter book — too many, in fact, for me to keep track of before I’ve completed a line-by-line rereading of the six previous installments. (With 16 days and counting on the Potter clock, and more than 3,400 combined pages to cover, I’ll need to keep to a pace of at least 212.5 pages a day: Don’t expect to see my byline again on this site anytime soon.)
Till then, I’ll risk a few off-the-cuff hunches: Dumbledore really is dead as a Dumble-doornail. Ron and Hermione will indulge in some fumbling comic-relief snogging. As for other beloved characters with death on their dance card, my money’s on: Hagrid, Molly Weasley (and a couple more from the Weasley brood: possibly Ron — after the snogging — but not Ginny), and Severus Snape. While we’re on the subject of Snape: I’m guessing everyone’s favorite creep will go down fighting the good fight, though his motives (A hibernating sense of honor? Vengeance on Voldemort for killing Lily Potter, once the object of his affection? Or pity on Potter?) may remain ambiguous to the last. And finally, meek Neville Longbottom will inherit some seriously powerful wizarding responsibilities — and will prove himself more than up to the task.
OK, but what about Harry? Eh, Harry’s the easy part. He’ll get the girl. And go through hell and back. But the kid’s gonna be all right.
Mary Elizabeth Williams is the host of Salon Table Talk.
All we’ve really wanted from our endings this summer has been for Tony Soprano to die and Harry to live. David Chase gave us a more cryptic finale — will J.K. Rowling do likewise?
Whatever the outcome, the body count will rival the Jersey mob’s. I’m praying Ron and Hermione make it, because an entire generation of kids (my own included) and their parents (that’d be me) would really gain a whole new appreciation of the meaning of “scarred” if we’ve come this far to lose them. Their deaths would sting even more than if Harry were to go, because his loss at least would somehow seem prophetic destiny.
For what it’s worth, I think Snape was doing Dumbledore’s bidding. I think he’s a mean man who hates Harry, and I think that’s the point. The ones you love — Sirius, Dumbledore and, maybe this time, Hagrid — can’t always protect you in life. The ones you loathe may turn out to be the ones you have to trust in the clinch. I also think the poor greasy-haired bastard is a goner.
Neville, I hope, is going to step up in ways that will dazzle us all. Ron and Hermione, magic willing, will come out of this together. I think Harry is the final Horcrux, and that’s going to sting to destroy. And absolutely, Voldemort must die, and we all want Harry to be the one to deliver the coup de grâce — although He Who Must Not Be Named’s nasty followers will likely keep the flame of evil alive.
Rowling has said this is truly the end of the series, that she will give us no more of Harry Potter when it’s over. But I hope that she won’t leave us utterly grief-stricken. I hope she’ll let us imagine, as we did with Big Tony, a little of our own desires for him, whatever they may be. Personally, I just wish for Harry what I would for any talented high school graduate — that he grows in his talents, that he sees the world, that he finds love. And that even if the scars don’t heal, they get to the place where they don’t hurt anymore.
“Frankenstein” remixed
This masterful new adaptation of Mary Shelley's classic novel may be the best interactive fiction yet
Whatever interactive fiction is (and we’re still figuring that out) it suffers from all the problems of traditional fiction and then some. The vast majority of novels and short stories aren’t much good, but when a branching fiction — along the lines of the old “Choose Your Own Adventure” children’s books — fails to engage, the first impulse is to blame the form rather than the content. Let “Frankenstein,” just released by Inkle Studios and Profile Books, serve as a reproach to that reflex. The app is a creative, subtle and sensitive adaptation of Mary Shelley’s classic novella, and it has singlehandedly renewed this critic’s hopes for interactive fiction.
Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
“The Cove”: A mysterious skull
A new novel begins with a shocking discovery that takes us back to love and life in the South during World War I
Ron Rash’s atmospheric, strangely uncomplicated novel, “The Cove,” begins with a scene of melancholy and abandonment, the promise of obliteration, and a shocking discovery. It is 1953 and a man called Parton, a scout for the Tennessee Valley Authority, is investigating a remote parcel of land in North Carolina’s Appalachia for inhabitants who will have to be evicted in advance of the valley’s inundation. In a small notch — from which the book takes its title — over which looms a light-exterminating, anvil-shaped cliff, he finds a deserted farm. Pasture fenced by sagging barbed wire, a collapsed barn, a cabin and two wells are the desolate relicts of past life and labor. The general doominess of the setting is further enhanced by an ash tree decked in charms against evil forces, dead American chestnut trees (victims of the plague that wiped them out across the land), and the memory of the now extinct Carolina parakeet. Parton, thirsty, manages to winch up a bucket of water from one of the wells — and with it a human skull.
Continue Reading Close“Kingdom Come”: Terror in the London suburbs
A new novel traces an advertising executive's search for his father's murderer in a menacingly bland town
J.G. Ballard was born in 1930 in Shanghai, China, and returned to England in 1946, having been interned with his family in a Japanese prison camp, an experience that inspired his most popular novel, “Empire of the Sun.” Ballard’s astonishing fiction ranges across continents and galaxies, but a quiet London suburb was his home until his death in 2009, and it is to the suburbs that he returned in his last novel, “Kingdom Come.” In its opening pages, the narrator, a London advertising executive named Richard Pearson, travels to one of the “perimeter towns dozing against the protective shoulder of the M25″ to find out who murdered his father. It sounds like the setup for a cosy English mystery. But this is Ballard. It will not be cosy.
Continue Reading CloseGay literature’s new wrinkle
Nobel-winner Herta Müller has written a dazzling new gay novel. Does it matter that she's heterosexual?
(Credit: iStockphoto/RapidEye) This week sees the publication of “The Hunger Angel,” by the Romanian-born German author Herta Müller. It’s her first novel to appear in English since she won the Nobel Prize three years ago, and the book, set in a Soviet labor camp in the years after World War II, arrives in America trailing behind it a passel of rave reviews in the European press: a masterpiece, they say, to be put next to Solzhenitsyn or Primo Levi.
But, more quietly, “The Hunger Angel” is something else – a major addition to the tradition of gay literature, and a rare evocation of gay life in the war years and after. Leo, the narrator, is just a teenager when he’s deported from Romania to the Ukraine, but he has already had his first “strange, filthy, shameless and beautiful” assignations in the town park and the local bathhouse. At first he sees his deportation as a welcome escape from his Nazi-supporting father, and a mercy for the mother he truly loves, for in his own eyes he is a double disgrace: not just gay, but an ethnic German who sleeps with Romanians. In the camp, hunger becomes all-consuming, and he longs for home, but he also watches fellow skin-and-bones detainees sneak off to an industrial wreck for sex and knows, “If I’d been caught in the camp I’d be dead.” “The Hunger Angel” lets a gay man embody universal themes of suffering and endurance but also captures the unique contradictions of gay desire – a substantial accomplishment, and one that’s even more impressive because Herta Müller is a straight woman.
Continue Reading CloseJason Farago is a regular contributor to the Guardian and writes criticism for the London Review of Books, n+1, Frieze and other publications. He is also editor of Art in Common, a blog on art and urban life. More Jason Farago.
Pulitzers snub fiction
No novel won the coveted prize this year, but does that mean nothing good was published?
Details from the covers of "Train Dreams," "Swamplandia!" and "The Pale King" The news that no Pulitzer Prize for fiction would be awarded this year came like a slap across the face to a book world still reeling from a Department of Justice suit filed against publishers trying to forestall an Amazon e-book monopoly. Double ouch! But does the Pulitzer snub mean that no good fiction was published in America last year?
I would (and have) argued otherwise, most strenuously; 2011 was an exceptional year for fiction, American and otherwise. I also suspect that the Pulitzer Board itself has not turned up its collective nose at every book produced by American novelists and short story writers in 2011. The Pulitzer Prize may wield far more clout with book buyers than any other American prize for fiction. It can turn an obscure title into a success and a modestly successful title into a bestseller. Readers take it seriously and snap up the books it honors by the thousands. But that doesn’t mean that the Pulitzer Prize for fiction doesn’t suffer from the same problems that afflict every literary prize, no matter its size or influence.
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Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
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