Fiction
The raw stories
Eschewing the cold perfection of the literary short story, Connie Willis gushes screwball comedies, clever farces and sharp satires on a par with those of George Saunders.
Perfection is the curse of the contemporary short story. Decades ago, the form ceased to be a type of entertainment, offered by popular magazines as an alternative to listening to the radio or writing letters on an evening at home. It has since become a discipline. Today, the literary short story must be ferociously controlled and impeccably tasteful. Its appropriate subject is the ineffable sadness of existence and the unspeakable, tender hopelessness of human connection. It is an object of contemplation, even a cipher to be decoded, because whatever the author is trying to communicate must never be made too clear; delicacy, and mood, is all. In other words, the short story has turned into the narrative version of lyric poetry.
While there’s nothing wrong with this sort of story, reading a writer like Connie Willis — a gung-ho, occasionally bumptious, inventive, full-blooded storyteller — can remind you of how monotonous a steady diet of it can get. “The Winds of Marble Arch” — a massive collection of Willis’ stories and novellas from the past 20 years or so — is, it must be said, a motley assortment. Some of the pieces (“Daisy, in the Sun,” “All My Darling Daughters”) are fierce, breathtakingly well-crafted satires on a par with George Saunders; others are screwball comedies or flirtations with sentimentality that manage, by some nimble miracle, to avoid turning treacly (“Newsletter,” “Epiphany”). Still others don’t really seem worth reprinting at all.
Chance and probability, amorous misadventure, the London Blitz and the absurdities of academic and corporate life are among the unusual array of subjects that captivate Willis. There are a lot of Christmas stories here, too. In “Just Like the Ones We Used to Know,” a freak snowstorm, covering every square mile of the planet, rearranges several characters’ lives into far more agreeable configurations. “Newsletter” is narrated by a woman whose misbegotten personal life makes the task of writing an annual letter to friends and family an agony — until a strange virus causes everybody around her to suddenly start behaving the way people are supposed to during the holidays. (This horrifies her, but also cures her of wishing for a more newsletter-ready existence.)
More than once, reading “The Winds of Marble Arch,” I thought, “This is what a romantic comedy (or a Christmas movie) would be like if romantic comedies (and Christmas movies) were allowed to be good.” Some might interpret that as an insult, but only because they’ve lapsed into the dismal opinion that literature must be incompatible with delight and diversion. “Blued Moon,” for example, describes the effect on a college town when an experimental waste treatment facility causes the astronomical effect of the title. As a result, everybody’s luck is reversed; calculating bastards get busted, nice guys win out and couples are united by improbable strings of coincidences. The story is an intricate, clever farce, suffused with an unassuming charm reminiscent of Preston Sturges and Frank Capra (at his best).
“Fire Watch,” a long story set during the Blitz, continues the conceit at the heart of two of Willis’ best-known novels, “Doomsday Book” and “To Say Nothing of the Dog”: In a future Oxford, historians are sent back in time to do fieldwork. Instead of the usual folderol about whether the time traveler will inadvertently mess up the future by changing history, the story becomes a surprisingly moving exploration of the inevitability of loss and destruction, and the imperative that we find a way to value human life in spite of both. “Even the Queen,” about a family of hilariously squabbling women, is the only futuristic tale I’ve ever read about menstruation.
These, along with the handful of solid ghost stories (“Service for the Burial of the Dead,” “Chance” and the title story — supremely spooky but spoiled by an over-explained conclusion), add up to a truly impressive collection — and a book shorter by a third than “The Winds of Marble Arch.” The inexplicably included clunkers include a fictional tribute to the writer Jack Williamson, and the badly dated “At the Rialto” — a parody of Hollywood that has a bewildered Middle American character in a trendy restaurant asking, “What exactly is extra-virgin olive oil?” Some of the jokier academic satires, though perhaps once biting (a teacher forced by political correctness to teach a version of “Hamlet” reduced to a couple of sentences; a paleontology department rendered nearly extinct by a faddish management consultant), are also showing their age.
It’s frustrating; there’s enough excellent material in “The Winds of Marble Arch” to showcase Willis as a vivid, refreshing voice, but also enough deadwood to discourage readers who aren’t willing to cut her a substantial amount of slack. It’s as if Willis, who apparently selected the stories for inclusion here, never bothered to reread them first — most writers have vaguely fond feelings toward earlier works that turn out to be a lot less than dazzling when revisited later.
Of course, the diamond-hard perfection of the literary short story is largely the result of knowing what to leave out. Sometimes the writer himself can’t do it. The editor Gordon Lish made Raymond Carver a name to contend with by slicing his stories down to their skeletal essence. (Carver’s widow is now republishing the original versions.) If Lish got ahold of this collection, he might turn the title story into something profoundly terrifying and 10 times as good. But he would probably also excise her fiction of several of its charms, not the least of which are her deftly constructed plots; plot is an unpardonable vulgarity for literary mandarins like Lish.
Perhaps you can’t open the windows without letting in a fly or two, or find a golden retriever who doesn’t drool. The sloppiness evident in “The Winds of Marble Arch” may be indivisible from its unmannered enthusiasm. (Or you could just e-mail me for a list of which stories to skip.) As Joe E. Brown famously said at the end of “Some Like It Hot,” a movie that shares some of Willis’ own farcical sensibility: Nobody’s perfect.
Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
50 shades of Shutterstock
Slide show: Everyone's favorite light-bondage bestseller illustrated by inexplicable stock photography SLIDE SHOW
This week, for roughly the millionth time, E.L. James’ romance-bondage trilogy “50 Shades” nabs the No. 1, 2 and 3 spots on the New York Times bestseller lists. We don’t get it either. Every page of that book, which famously began as “Twilight” fan fiction, elicits a sigh of confusion and weird secondary embarrassment. The question is: Who would read this? (The answer is: Apparently everyone.) It’s the same baffled, helpless feeling we get when we sort through stock photos on a daily basis. Stock photos – which have been the subject of recent outstanding Internet satire – are used by this site, and many others, to illustrate our flood of content. Many are plain and simple, but a good portion are flat-out mind-blowing. Why did anyone think that photo was a good idea? It only made sense to join these forces. And so, we present to you passages from the most head-scratching bestseller of our time, illustrated with the assistance of inexplicable stock photography.
Megaphone by Natalie Bakopoulos
Miracles happen, even in an Athens crippled by a garbage strike, to a young mother unsure of her ability to love
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s the third week of the garbage strike and Athens has begun to smell. Bright-colored trash bags fill the curbs and alleyways, and we have learned to step over the rubbish and avoid the blocks that had become unnavigable. We know which stretches are particularly foul — a stretch along Mavili Square, or the entire top end of Monastiraki. Odos Athinas is a sea of trash, and Omonia is ghastly but we don’t go there anyway. May has gone from unseasonably cool to raging hot, and the garbage seems to be melting. In front of the museum it’s like yet another installation project. When I arrive each morning I want to wretch.
Continue Reading CloseNatalie Bakopoulos's first novel, "The Green Shore," will be published by Simon & Schuster in June 2012. Her work has appeared in Tin House, Ninth Letter, Granta Online, and The O. Henry Prize Stories 2010, and she is a contributing editor for the online journal Fiction Writers Review. More Natalie Bakopoulos.
Almost by Chris Pavone
She never thought of herself as ambitious, until motherhood and career collided in one horrifying hospital ride
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s just before dawn when Isabel puts the final page down on the fat stack of paper that sits on the rumpled bedspread, next to an overflowing crystal ashtray and a crumpled soft-pack of cigarettes. She’d tried Wellbutrin and Xanax; she’d used patches and gum. In the end, the only thing that made her quit smoking was being pregnant.
But then, after everything, she couldn’t help but start up again. At first it was just a single cigarette per day, or two. Then it became a few, and within months she was back to full-throttle. Over the past couple of years, she’s tried to quit a few times, but not seriously. She anticipates — she accepts — failure. Because she doesn’t want to quit, not really. She wants instead to try, and fail.
Continue Reading CloseMemorial Day fiction: Are we there yet?
Salon exclusive: At the start of the summer fiction season, new stories from Chris Pavone and Natalie Bakopoulos
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) “Are we there yet?”
It’s a dreaded sentence. When it’s spoken by an anxious child from the back seat, it’s enough to make stressed-out parents wish they’d never taken a family vacation in the first place. And even if it’s delivered as a sing-songy punch line, from an impatient partner or spouse on a long road trip, it’s an irritating eye-roller of a joke.
So this Memorial Day weekend — the unofficial start of the summer vacation season, and therefore the summer fiction season — we asked two novelists to reclaim the sentence in a new and adult context. For our latest fiction project, there was only one simple rule: Each story had to include the line “Are we there yet?” in a fresh and surprising way.
Continue Reading CloseDavid Daley is the senior culture editor of Salon. More David Daley.
“Frankenstein” remixed
This masterful new adaptation of Mary Shelley's classic novel may be the best interactive fiction yet
Whatever interactive fiction is (and we’re still figuring that out) it suffers from all the problems of traditional fiction and then some. The vast majority of novels and short stories aren’t much good, but when a branching fiction — along the lines of the old “Choose Your Own Adventure” children’s books — fails to engage, the first impulse is to blame the form rather than the content. Let “Frankenstein,” just released by Inkle Studios and Profile Books, serve as a reproach to that reflex. The app is a creative, subtle and sensitive adaptation of Mary Shelley’s classic novella, and it has singlehandedly renewed this critic’s hopes for interactive fiction.
Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
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