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Monday: "The Hills" and Frontline's "Bush's War" vie for your attention. Plus: What did you think of "John Adams" on Sunday?

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“The Hills” are alive, with the sound of whiny rich girls! Incredibly enough, one of the most deeply stupid, tedious shows in the history of television is back for its third season tonight (premieres 10 p.m. EDT on MTV). Yes, that means L.C. will regale us with more mumbling, eye-rolling, shrugging and “whatever”-ing — you know, all those fine talents that made her a star in the first place. For those with serious global concerns on their minds, there’s “Bush’s War” (9 p.m. on PBS), Frontline’s two-part series on the most deeply stupid, tedious war in the history of the world. Yes, that means President Bush will regale us with more mumbling, chuckling, shrugging and “whatever”-ing — you know, all those fine talents that made him president in the first place.

Also…

The spring season of “Greek” premieres at 8 p.m. EDT on ABC Family, while “The Big Bang Theory” airs at 8 p.m. on CBS. Someone goes to the dentist (for gold teeth?) on “Flavor of Love 3″ (9 p.m. on VH1). And the sepia-toned make-believe world of “CSI: Miami” returns at 10 p.m. on CBS, while Jessi is featured on “High School Confidential” (10 p.m. on WE).

Last night

What did you think of “John Adams” on Sunday? Go here to discuss.

On the talk shows

Regis and Kelly

ABC, 9 a.m. EDT

Emily Procter, the latest “American Idol” castoff, guest co-host Joy Philbin

The View

ABC, 11 a.m. EDT

Janeane Garofalo

Ellen DeGeneres

Syndicated, check local listings

Former “Bachelorettes” Trista Sutter and DeAnna Pappas (repeat)

Oprah Winfrey

Syndicated, check local listings

TBA

Charlie Rose

PBS, check local listings

Ian McShane

Larry King

CNN, 9 p.m. EDT

TBA

Jon Stewart

Comedy Central, 11 p.m. EDT

TBA

Stephen Colbert

Comedy Central, 11:30 p.m. EDT

TBA

David Letterman

CBS, 11:30 p.m. EDT

Demi Moore, Anthony Bourdain, Counting Crows

Jay Leno

NBC, 11:35 p.m. EDT

Peter O’Toole, Katt Williams, Leona Lewis

Tavis Smiley

PBS, check local listings

Tracey Ullman

Jimmy Kimmel

ABC, 12:05 a.m. EDT

Heidi Klum, Jim Cramer, Bullet for My Valentine (repeat)

Conan O’Brien

NBC, 12:35 a.m. EDT

Michael Strahan, Sarah Bolger, Sheryl Crow (repeat)

Craig Ferguson

CBS, 12:35 a.m. EDT

Laurence Fishburne, Rashida Jones, Joe DeVito

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