Three veteran Democrats game out the Democratic and Republican conventions. Beware of PUMAs!

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It is a common lament that the Democratic and Republican conventions have become mere pageants, empty of content. But as Nate Silver of FiveThirtyEight.com has shown, after crunching the numbers, the candidate who gets the biggest bounce in the polls from these pageants generally wins in November. On the eve of the Democratic National Convention, and of Barack Obama’s announcement of his running mate, Salon asked three noted panelists what makes for a successful convention, how Democrats can avoid the pitfalls of John Kerry’s convention, and what to do about those pesky Hillary Clinton supporters.
Michael Cohen is a senior fellow at the New America Foundation and author of a new book on presidential campaign speeches titled “Live From the Campaign Trail.” Previously, he was the chief speechwriter for U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. Bill Richardson and Sen. Chris Dodd.
Elaine Kamarck was one of the founders of the New Democrat movement that helped elect Bill Clinton president, and served in the Clinton White House from 1993 to 1997. She was a senior policy advisor for Al Gore’s presidential campaign in 2000, and has been a public policy lecturer at Harvard University’s John F. Kennedy School of Government since 1997.
Chris Lehane served as Vice President Al Gore’s press secretary both during the Clinton administration and during the 2000 presidential campaign, and is co-principal at Fabiani & Lehane, a California-based strategic communications firm.
Salon spoke to Cohen, Kamarck and Lehane by phone.
Thomas Schaller: We have a press expert and a policy expert and a speech-making expert taking part in this conversation. Let me start with the press expert. Chris, from your perspective, what does a press secretary’s dream convention look like in terms of either good things that do happen or bad things that don’t happen?
Chris Lehane: No. 1 is really having a disciplined program in place designed to drive your message. No. 2, to me, is always, what is going to be that one, indelible message visual that breaks through? In 2000, and this wasn’t planned or programmed, but it ended up being perfect for us, it was Al Gore kissing Tipper Gore. And we used to joke that that was a 20-point kiss at the convention. And then the third thing I think is making sure that you do not end up with any problems that overtake your convention or that undermine your message, whether it’s dissidence on the floor or someone giving a speech and saying something they should not have said, whether it’s something coming up in terms of some scandal involving someone on the ticket or someone of a high level in the party.
Schaller: Elaine, Chris talks about the importance of getting your themes across. The media wants to talk about gossip and candidates and the speeches themselves and maybe not so much actual policy. How can candidates get core policy themes across in these four days amid the pageantry?
Elaine Kamarck: I always think of policy in political campaigns as the reality check, which makes the rhetoric and the good messaging real. And I think the importance of policy is really to bolster and make credible the kind of themes that I think Chris was talking about in terms of what you want to do at your convention. In other words, if you are simply up there saying repeatedly, “Universal healthcare,” but you’ve never had a plan, you can say it until you’re blue in the face, and you can have every Madison Avenue genius in the world making ads about it but if there’s never been a plan put out there that people who know something about the issue say is somewhat credible, then your messaging is going to be undercut because you have an advertisement without a product.
Schaller: Michael, you’ve just written a book about presidential campaign speeches and have drilled down on a lot of these convention speeches. So I know you have a lot to say about it, but give us the formula for what makes a good and, I suppose, what makes for a bad convention speech.
Michael Cohen: I don’t think it’s necessarily a cut-and-dried issue. It depends a lot on context and also how the convention has gone. You know, it’s funny, I was thinking about how Ronald Reagan’s ’80 convention speech was a great speech, but actually, there was also a great convention, where basically all four days played up the notion that Reagan was a different kind of conservative, Republicans were the party of change. And I’d compare that to 1988, which before George Bush gave his convention speech was kind of a disastrous convention. I remember the Tuesday was the day they introduced Dan Quayle as the V.P. pick and it was pretty much downhill from there. What Bush did in that speech was sort of reintroduce himself to the country. He was really able to cast himself in a much more positive light than he had been seen in for the previous eight years. And at the same time, I think he set the contrast between the two candidates for the election. And I think that’s what any good speech really does — it lays out, pretty much, what kind of individual you are, what kind of vision you have for the presidency, what your vision of your candidacy is, but at the same time creates a pretty strong contrast between you and your opponent.
Schaller: Four years ago, John Kerry decided that there wasn’t going to be a lot of negativity in Boston at the Democratic convention. People criticize that all the time. All the speeches were scrubbed of any criticisms of Bush and Cheney, and I’m wondering, we’ve talked a lot about the affirmative, positive message — how does a candidate use the convention to go negative and do it well and what are the risks of doing that?
Cohen: I think it’s smartest not to do it yourself. I think one of the things that was so effective about Bush’s campaign in ’04 and also the convention, was that the harshest rhetoric came from [others] and that set up the negative attack on Kerry. But I think Bush, though he obviously had sort of a negative element to his speech, had a much more affirmative message, a much more clear message of what kind of president, what kind of administration we’d have the next four years than John Kerry did. Kerry was smart to stay on a positive message but also needed to contrast that with some negative attacks on the president.
Lehane: I think it somewhat depends on what your campaign’s strategic theory is for the particular race that you’re in. In 2004, Kerry was running against a president who’d already served four years. And historically, in such races, those campaigns inherently become a referendum on the four years of the president. The Bush folks recognized from Day One that if that was indeed what people were going to end up voting on in the fall, that they would lose. So their entire convention consisted of an overarching strategy that was to make the 2004 election not a referendum on Bush’s four years, but a referendum on Kerry and his character. In my opinion, they did it very effectively. I think on Kerry’s side, while they had a good convention, I think in terms of the tactical things they did, the disciplined nature of it, it ended up being a little bit of a cotton candy convention, where there really wasn’t a lot there at the end of the day that left voters with a real sense of what direction they were going to take the country. And in particular, did not make it a referendum on the Bush years, which should have been the strategic imperative of that campaign.
I think in 2008 Obama has a little bit of a different challenge than Kerry faced in 2004, although clearly the McCain campaign recognizes that they are going to make this a referendum on Obama. But for Obama, he’s a little bit like some of the vice-presidential candidates we’ve had in the past — famous, but not necessarily well-known. With all the macro trends in this race favoring him and potentially manifesting themselves in a decent-size win, I think he needs to make people comfortable in who he is as the next president and the next commander in chief, and so to me a huge part of this is him ultimately giving folks a real vision of where he’s going to take the country and who he is as a person and his leadership style.
Schaller: Elaine, is there a way for a candidate to make a policy critique of his opponent at the convention?
Kamarck: The one thing I was thinking of when you all were talking about this is that going into 2004 a lot of Democrats expected that the Democrat would win if by Election Day opinion against the war had changed. And one of the things that was kind of surprising was that by Election Day opinion was running against the war, not by a huge number but by slightly more than 50 percent, and yet Kerry lost.
I was at the 2004 convention and I was doing a lot of media and I took my instructions from the Kerry people to not attack Bush, and it just didn’t feel right, OK? Bush was running a terrible war, things were screwed up, he’d gotten us into this war under what were certainly mistaken if not false pretenses, and frankly it just didn’t feel right, the advice not to attack. And a lot of people kind of ignored it, but one or two talking heads can’t make up for a thematic push at a convention. So, you know, maybe in retrospect the policy critique of the war could have been made much more strongly at the Democratic convention.
Cohen: They tried to go positive in ’04, but I still think Bush did a better job at his convention of laying out a more positive image of himself than Kerry did. Even though that was the entire point of that convention, to give you a better sense of John Kerry. I don’t think people walked away with that idea. I think that Obama’s key goal for this speech is no longer change you can believe in, it’s change you can feel comfortable with. And that really is what his biggest objective has to be for the speech at the convention.
Schaller: Let’s talk about the Kerry ’04 convention and Michael’s point and raise the question of what can go wrong with a convention. We’ve mostly put up a prescription for how a convention goes well and what you’re supposed to do. We know the ’68 convention was a disaster for the Democrats, ’92 was really rancorous for the Republicans, but in more recent ones, in this era of total control, what mistakes of omission or commission did you see Bush or Kerry or Al Gore make that if you had been in charge at the convention, you would have done differently?
Cohen: I have a hard time being too critical especially of Gore in 2000. I thought he was very effective at the convention. I thought Bush was even more effective, to be honest. I think what can get you out of control is when you don’t present the best message possible for your candidacy and for your vision of the country. I think the Kerry ’04 convention is the best example of that. And it’s funny, I remember afterward, everyone said, wow, what a great convention that was. But in reality, they left themselves vulnerable by not really making the smart case against Bush. And it got us four more years.
Lehane: I think there are gradations of what can go wrong. In 2004 Kerry was not able to make the race a real compare-and-contrast, up-and-down referendum on the previous four years. And I think Elaine’s point was exactly right, which was there was a pretty smart and compelling policy critique that could have been made, that would have been consistent with an appropriate tone but still making clear that this race was really about a vote on Bush’s leadership.
In other times, I go back to 1996 [when the media exposed Clinton advisor Dick Morris' dalliance with a prostitute]. It was something the campaign really could not control because it involved the conduct of a high-level consultant, where you had a situation break on the first or second day of the convention. I remember being bombarded by about 3,000 press calls. It’s a situation, the tinderbox situation you have at these conventions, where you have the largest collection of reporters outside the gathering in Beijing right now who are bored, who don’t necessarily want to cover the party line of the day and are desperate for anything that allows them to go chase a story. We went through this in ’96 with the Dick Morris situation and everyone covered it. I think the Clinton campaign still did a very effective job overall at the convention. But you do have that potential that something’s going to develop that you have no control over.
Kamarck: The worst thing that can happen at a convention is that it can in fact turn into an actual decision-making convention. The worst thing that can happen at a convention is that it can be real. That is almost always a harbinger of bad things to come.
So 1968, the reason there was such turmoil was because the party was in a mess and they were making real decisions at that convention and they lost. In 1972, one of the reasons McGovern went on with his acceptance speech at 3 o’clock in the morning was because there was significant intra-party strife that had to be dealt with and they lost. In 1980, when Carter and Kennedy fought to a draw at their convention, the Democrats lost. In other words, whenever one of these conventions has real business, as opposed to being a show, that’s really trouble. Which is why, of course, now in the last couple of weeks, I am sure that the Obama campaign and the Hillary campaign are working very carefully on this roll-call vote on Wednesday night, because there is the potential that there could be an embarrassment there depending on what Hillary delegates do.
Schaller: This brings us to the next question, which is, how much do you anticipate that Clinton supporters could be a serious problem for Obama at the Democratic convention? Are these PUMAs [Party Unity My Ass] and Just Say No Deal people a fringe element, and is it just going to be the media paying attention to them because there’s a story there but, ultimately, Hillary Clinton and her people are sitting on them? Or could this spin out of control?
Kamarck: Because I was a member of the rules committee, I’ve been bombarded by these folks for some months now. And there are two or three major groups that send out massive numbers of e-mails each day with bizarre, unsubstantiated rumors in all of them.
I will tell you they feel like Republicans to me. The whole business smells like a Republican front. I’ve been through intra-party battles, Mondale and Gary Hart and Carter and Kennedy, I was in the middle of those battles and this is not the way Democrats fight each other. And so something’s wrong here. Something’s weird here. I don’t quite believe it. Now if I get to Denver and there’s a significant Hillary revolt, I’ll have to eat my hat, but I think this is an Internet phenomenon. And it smells to me like a Republican front.
Cohen: I actually think this is a huge problem for Obama. I look specifically at the most recent poll from Ohio, which showed Obama’s biggest weakness, his biggest problem there was actually among Democrats. About 17 percent of Democrats were not supporting him. And I think that could be a real problem for him and that’s something that the convention can hopefully take care of. But I think a lot of the burden actually falls on Hillary to make peace to some extent with Obama and make sure this is as seamless and as frictionless a convention as possible.
I also think on some sort of bizarre level that it actually does suggest that a potential Hillary V.P. pick might not be the worst idea in the world.
Schaller: Chris, how do you manage PUMAs and Just Say No Deal people?
Lehane: I think, for some of the reasons discussed earlier, there is the potential for the press to jump all over these types of issues, even if, as Elaine argued, there may not be any substance. If they’re there, if for no other reason than you have a large number of reporters who are looking and are interested in different story lines. So I think it is incumbent on the variety of entities to make sure that that does not happen. I think obviously, both the former president and Senator Clinton and I have complete confidence that they’re going to do absolutely right by Obama and give very strong speeches in support of him. I think that helps set the tone. I think the Obama campaign will be keenly sensitive to making sure that the PUMAs of the world don’t get the type of attention that otherwise would not be warranted.
But it is going to be a little bit of a tight-rope walk to ensure this does not become a bigger issue and I certainly think, and I have absolutely no inside knowledge or information, but I do agree with the comment that you need to step back and look at the convention and potentially see a strategy for the Obama campaign with Clinton as the vice presidential candidate, particularly given the amount of Clinton activity that is taking place at the convention particularly given the specific voters that he needs to win, to prevail in the fall. Again, I have absolutely no insider knowledge and think there’s probably some strong argument about why you would not do that, but it’s certainly worth considering.
Cohen: We agree that the bounce is an important element. I think that does sort of suggest that an Obama/Clinton ticket would be pretty effective. Because I have to think the bounce coming out of there from a Hillary pick would be enormous.
Lehane: Usually with a vice presidential pick, you would do it seven or ten days out from the convention in order to guarantee that you would really have two weeks of real estate that you’re occupying with the media with your unfiltered message. The Obama campaign, and they’re very smart, they obviously have run an extremely good campaign, have apparently made a decision to do it either late this week or this weekend, which again would suggest that they are potentially looking at doing something maybe a little bit differently.
Schaller: I think it’s been a little too late. He could have used somebody to beat back some of these television commercials. Let’s move forward. There’s a big New York Times piece out this week saying Obama’s the “other” and he has to deal with that, whether it’s fair or not. People are concerned or don’t know him and of course he’s African American and has Hussein as his middle name. But we haven’t talked about McCain. Does McCain have any imagery work to do? He’s got the POW, national hero thing but is there anything he needs to accomplish in Minnesota that is maybe not of the same scale but comparable to what Obama’s task is in Denver?
Kamarck: I’ll take a shot at that because I watched with great fascination the whole Saturday night Obama/McCain presentation before the evangelical group led by Rick Warren. And I and the other Democrats who were watching this were a little bit nervous because prior to that the reporters that had been on the campaign trail with McCain had been talking about him as an old man – they were talking about him looking awful, sounding awful. All you heard from reporters was old man, old man. Well you know the guy who showed up Saturday night didn’t look particularly old, he certainly wasn’t dotty. Some Democrats who thought this was going to be a cakewalk once the debates happened, I think were kind of shaken by Saturday night. And if McCain can come off as solid and as firm and, frankly, as presidential at his convention as he did Saturday night and then keep that up through the three debates with no gaps in between, then this is a much tougher race than a lot of Democrats expected it to be.
Cohen: I think McCain actually has almost as much pressure on him as Obama has on him. Because if you look at his campaign to date what he’s done is spend the last two or three months attacking Obama. He’s been somewhat effective in raising Obama’s unfavorables and sort of casting some doubt. But if you look at the numbers, what he really hasn’t done is given people faith in John McCain as to why he would be a great president and actually, I think more important, what he wants to do as president.
McCain’s got his negative narrative worked out pretty well, what he doesn’t have is his positive narrative. Obama has a positive narrative — and some people think he has too positive a narrative — but McCain really needs to say something that gives Americans a clear sense of what his presidency would entail, what his positive message is for fixing the economy. I think the problem for McCain is his positive message is very much a foreign policy, security-oriented message, which was a great message four years ago. I’m not so sure it’s a great message in 2008.
Lehane: I think McCain has to do a couple of things. One, and they’re obviously doing this with the VP pick, is try to arrest any momentum or stymie any momentum Obama gets coming out of the convention. They’re going to announce it on Friday the 29th, and that’s obviously designed for them to get out there in a major way, they obviously have the benefit of the timing of their convention. So point number one, I think they’re going to do everything possible to try to limit or diminish the bounce that Obama will get.
Second, very much like 2004, they are going to have a convention that is designed to try to make this a referendum on Obama and whether he is up to the job of being president. I think they have a much, much, much more difficult task of doing that in 2008 than Bush had in 2004, but I also think it’s the only path that they have to ultimately getting there. And I think they have done it fairly well over the last couple of weeks and that’s what their convention will do.
I think the third piece, and to me this is a lot less important than the first two, which is where I think I probably differ from the others, is connecting the personal courage he showed when he was a POW with the fact that he would be that type of president, someone who would bring courage to the job. But ultimately this race is about Obama, and I think McCain recognizes that, appreciates that and will do everything possible to create a convention that raises questions.
Cohen: I have to disagree a little bit there. There’s no question that for McCain to be successful he has to create enough fear in people’s minds about the Obama presidency. But we’re talking about an election in which 75 percent, 80 percent of the country thinks we’re on the wrong track, in which change is really the dominant issue, change and obviously the economy, so it seems to me that just to present Obama as this scary, other exotic figure will be effective with a certain percent of the population but I’m not so sure it’s going to work so well with swing voters. I think they’re going to want to hear something from McCain that’s a little more positive than just the other guy is really bad. People always talk about Bush in ’88 with Dukakis or Kerry in ’04, but those were not really change elections.
To me, the best analogy is really ’92 with Bill Clinton, who, in many ways, was a more flawed candidate than Barack Obama. Certainly, on personal issues. And if you remember that year’s Republican convention, the campaign was really an attack on Clinton’s inexperience, and how he didn’t have proper family values and what have you, and that approach didn’t work because people were very worried about the direction of the country. If McCain people think they can run a campaign just on attacking Obama, I think they’re sadly mistaken. I think they’re going to lose. I think they have to present some kind of positive message and I have not heard it yet from McCain.
Lehane: They’re all really good and smart points and I absolutely hope that you’re right. To me, and again, history can always help us a little bit, the question is, is this race 1980 or is this race 1988? To me it’s a lot closer to 1980, which makes me feel good as a Democrat. The party out of power ultimately benefits from the macro trends, with people wanting change, once folks become comfortable with the candidate, in this case Obama, in 1980 the Republicans with Reagan. That’s why I said earlier it’s ultimately a very hard challenge for McCain to raise those questions at the end of the day, assuming Obama does a good job at the convention.
Having said that, there clearly are issues out there and there’s a segment of the electorate, particularly white working-class voters and older women, those are the voters McCain has to get if he’s somehow going to pull out an election that he should not win, and those folks are the type that historically do respond to negative messages. They’re the type who respond to serious questions being raised if those questions are not beat back and those doubts are put in place. That’s why I think at the end of the day, that’s really the only hope that McCain has. I don’t think it’s much of a hope for the reasons we’ve all discussed, but that’s why I do think they’re going to have a convention created to try to push that narrative.
Schaller: That brings us to our final question. For each candidate, what’s one thing he should do and one thing he shouldn’t do?
Lehane: The big do for Obama is really to lay out that vision, that thematic about where he’s going to take the country. His equivalent of what Clinton did in ’92 with putting people first. I think if he does that he really puts himself in a position of having a really strong convention and getting the big bounce and going forward into the fall in a very strong position. I think the don’t, the one I think they can control, is making sure the convention does not become a convention in which there are all types of messages but not something that adds up into that larger vision.
Kamarck: I think for McCain he simply has to show the country that he’s not a dotty old man and that he is significantly different from George Bush. That they can trust him. And I think that if he does those two things, he may very well win this election. It’s a question of being young and vigorous enough to lead and being different enough from George Bush that people can feel comfortable going with him and having their desire for change fulfilled.
I think with Obama it’s a little bit more difficult. I think Obama has to show that his story is in fact an American story, and that’s why you see so many of these Republican attacks on him have very little to do race and so much to do with foreignness. He has to craft his story very carefully as an American story and make sure that that is conveyed at every turn in this convention because I think he is the more adept, younger, energetic candidate. But he needs to get over that feeling that he’s not quite American before the swing voters that Chris is referring to are comfortable going to him. I, by the way, am skeptical that if Hillary Clinton were on the ticket she could shore up those swing voters. They went to her in the primaries against Obama, but I have a deep suspicion that were she the nominee, it would be some of the same groups that would basically be arguing that she can’t do it, oh she’s a woman, et cetera. I’m not sure she actually delivers that vote, even though she won it in a contest against Obama.
Cohen: For McCain, I don’t even know where to start. There’s so much that he needs to do in his speech and in this convention. I think Elaine summed it up nicely: show that he’s not an old man and show that he’s different from George Bush. And good luck with that. That’s going to be the objective, but I’m not sure how he does it. I think, as I said before, his major to-do is to lay out a positive message for his campaign, and to do it in such a way that separates him from George Bush. I’m not sure how that happens, but that’s probably his top to-do.
As far as a don’t, I’ll act like a TV-addled American and say that he needs to avoid doing those little things he does that creep people out. He needs to not smile so much, not say “my friends” every other line. He needs to find a way to make himself seem more accessible.
And then for Obama, he will do all the things Chris suggested. He will give a great speech because he’s a great orator, he’ll have a great convention. If I was giving one piece of advice to Obama, I would almost say he needs to kind of relax a little bit and have some fun. He can come across as being a little bit more, I’ll use Mark Penn’s word, more human. I think he can talk about how his grandfather served in World War II and his grandmother raised him and his mother obviously. All those things that make him seem more accessible and approachable. I think also he needs to be a little looser frankly. And not sort of present himself with his chin tilted up and presenting himself as this sort of great Victorian figure.
Schaller: I’d like to thank all of our participants.
Baseless Condi Rice speculation making a comeback
Updated: To celebrate its return, a brief history of this variety of pundit fantasy writing
Condoleezza Rice (Credit: Reuters)
[UPDATED BELOW] Joseph Curl, former White House correspondent for the Washington Times, is bringing me back to the good old days of 2006 in his latest opinion column for the conservative paper. It’s a breathless report that Condoleezza Rice will seek the vice presidency, and it’s a classic of the genre.
Any amateur can speculate that Chris Christie will enter the presidential race, or posit a Mike Bloomberg third-party run, or imagine Hillary Clinton launching a primary challenge against Barack Obama. After all, those three have actually won elections and expressed political ambitions. It takes a real pro to decide to build buzz around someone who not only hasn’t ever run for anything, but who’s never expressed a desire to run for anything.
Rice, the national security advisor in George W. Bush’s first presidential term and secretary of state in his second, is currently a professor at Stanford with the requisite right-wing think tank fellowship. She has not said or done anything “political” in years. But Curl has been hearing things!
America’s first black female secretary of state is quietly positioning herself to be the top choice of the eventual Republican presidential nominee, ready to deliver bona fide foreign-policy credentials lacking among the candidates. The 56-year-old has recently raised her profile, releasing her memoir in November and embarking on a monthlong book tour.
After 2 1/2 years as a professor at Stanford, Miss Rice is reportedly getting “antsy” to get back into the political game. “She’s ready to go,” said one top source.
Oh, a month-long tour in support of her book about her time in the Bush administration! She must be running for vice president, along with Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney and Scott McClellan and George W. Bush.
There’s more. (And not just the part where Curl calls Rice “a spicy Rice dish” and waxes fetishistic about “her guns” being “a match for those of our first lady Michelle Obama.”)
Plus, her selection would be a giant chess move to counter the expected replacement of Vice President Joseph R. Biden with Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton. Sure, the White House denies and denies, but that should really make any political watcher more suspicious. One White House insider even told me that the position swap was the only reason Mrs. Clinton joined the administration in the first place.
Curl has so many inside scoops packed into this column! I had no idea that our first presidential running mate swap since Ford’s 1976 campaign was basically a foregone conclusion and not just a weird Beltway journalist fantasy! But yes, I can see why the still un-chosen GOP candidate would definitely be looking pretty closely at Rice — who’s been strongly making the case for her selection by not explicitly denying interest in the position — in case Obama replaces Biden with Clinton, which he will surely do.
The column gets worse (“Funny thing is, she is, unlike Barack Obama, an ‘American black’”) but that’s not really important. What’s important is exploring how someone like Condoleezza Rice ends up a perennial name on the fantasy ticket list.
Rice has been a subject of these columns since 2005, when she became Bush’s second secretary of state, and the White House tasked communications operative Jim Wilkinson — previously known best for inventing the false story of Jessica Lynch* — with getting Rice (and her boss) some much-needed positive press. Wilkinson did his job beautifully (remember when Rice’s knee-high boots were a topic of actual serious news coverage for weeks?) and Rice began receiving the “rock star” treatment.
In the Washington Post, Glenn Kessler, author of the 2007 Rice bio “The Confidante,” summarized the exact moment of the birth of the presidential speculation:
In March 2005, before Rice sat for an interview with the Washington Times, Wilkinson slipped a note to the editorial page editor, Tony Blankley, suggesting that she be asked whether she would consider running for president. It was an audacious proposal — she had been secretary for only six weeks — but such speculation would bolster Rice’s image as a leader. (Wilkinson and Blankley said they do not recall the incident, but others present said they saw Wilkinson’s note.)
Oh, the Washington Times.
Shortly thereafter, Dick Morris wrote a book claiming — nay, insisting — that 2008 would be “Condi vs. Hillary.”
As Iraq descended into a violent civil war in 2006, Rice-for-president buzz bizarrely grew. There was enough of a false grass-roots movement for a paint-by-numbers AP trend piece with a silly nickname and everything. Tim Russert asked her point blank. As always, she said no in no uncertain terms.
Then, of course, everyone began to speculate that she’d be McCain’s running mate. Robert Novak claimed as much on Fox. Dan Senor said she was pushing for the pick on some Sunday show. Hendrik Hertzberg wrote a Talk of the Town piece on the subject! McCain and Rice both finally denied “reports” that she was angling for the spot on the ticket.
Now, I guess, it’s time to start up the rumor mill anew.
But before you put pen to paper on that column about how a Gingrich-Rice ticket would surely win moderate women in Ohio, consider this: In addition to the fact that she’s always denied wanting the job, and in addition to the fact that she was an unmitigated failure in the Bush administration, downplaying terrorism as a priority prior to 9/11 and selling the public on the Iraq invasion with untruths, Condi Rice is pro-choice.
*Update: Jon Krakauer recently rescinded his claim that Wilkinson, then a communications aide to General Tommy Franks, was responsible for the initial false Washington Post report on Lynch’s apparent heroics before her capture. Though Wilkinson was obviously involved in the PR campaign surrounding Lynch’s rescue and return to the U.S., he apparently isn’t responsible for falsifying her actions or leaking that false story to the press.
Breitbart shock: Obama was in same place at same time as New Black Panthers
Right-wingers once again try to connect the president to a fringe group of laughable conservative boogeymen
Members of the New Black Panther Party, including, Divine Allah, left, arrive for funeral services for 13-year-old shooting victim, Tamrah Leonard, at the Friendship Baptist Church in Trenton, N.J., Saturday, June 13, 2009. (Credit: AP/Mike Derer)
Andrew Breitbart’s loud, dumb BigGovernment site has a loud, dumb story about how Barack Obama “appeared and marched with the New Black Panther Party in 2007.” The occasion was the 42nd anniversary of the march from Selma, Alabama, and in addition to Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Al Sharpton were also there, along with dozens of civil rights era luminaries and thousands of other people because it was a massive annual celebration and not actually an Obama campaign event.
The New Black Panther Party is a cartoonish fringe group of a couple guys who play “’60s radical” dress-up and say mean things about whitey for Fox cameras in order to scare old white people. They have been explicitly rejected by the old Black Panther Party. For some reason, various conservatives have dedicated themselves to proving that this weird, marginal group of Nation of Islam cast-offs is somehow supported by or deeply connected to the Democratic Party and the Obama administration in particular, because, you know, Eric Holder and Barack Obama, those are two guys who very obviously share the values of extremist anti-white proponents of racial separation.
So Breitbart “proves” something or other about the essential anti-white racistness of the Obama campaign by noting that members of the inane New Black Panther Party were spotted by cameras near Obama, at various times, and also NBPP head Malik Zulu Shabazz spoke at the event.
(Brietbart goes on to publish two pictures of the event despite the photographer withholding permission, because “The First Amendment allows photographs of such enormous public importance to see the light of day.” Good luck with that argument in court?)
Andrew C. McCarthy gleefully endorses Breitbart’s story in a breathless post at the National Review’s The Corner:
This is a shocking story, and a breathtaking indictment of the mainstream media which went out of its way to avoid vetting Obama as a candidate — and to make sure anyone who tried to do due diligence got no sunshine. A candidate who chose to appeared in the company of, say, the KKK, would have provoked relentlessly hostile media coverage and, in short order, have been marginalized as disqualified to hold responsible elective office.
If only the media had reported that some fringe weirdos also participated in this event that both Democratic candidates and thousands of other people participated in, and then the fringe weirdos sort of followed Obama around for a while. That would’ve opened America’s eyes! (I mean the media besides NPR, which did report that the NBPP was there.)
Here’s the bit of this sad, desperate reach that is the saddest and most desperate: “Andrew further reminds us that, in March 2008, the Obama campaign website posted an endorsement of Obama by the New Black Panther Party.” Whoa, did they really? Shocking if true! It is, of course, not true. It was a user-generated blog post on the Obama campaign site that the campaign removed as soon as they became aware of its existence. Because websites do not “post” things to themselves, generally, McCarthy’s statement can’t even be charitably described as technically accurate. It’s just a lie.
A random stupid incorrect Breitbart smear is worth paying attention to only to the extent that the smear threatens to bubble up to the more reputable conservative press, or Fox, or Republican elected officials. The McCarthy endorsement means keep an eye on this one!
Palins give free publicity to book bashing Palins
Joe McGinniss' "The Rogue" gets a big marketing boost from its subject's classic (and predictable) overreaction
Sarah Palin
Here, according to the National Enquirer, are the shocking revelations in Joe McGinniss’ new book about Sarah Palin, “The Rogue”:
- She has done drugs.
- She had sex with a basketball player before she married Todd.
- She is mean and petty.
- She is a bad mother.
- She had an affair after she married Todd.
There is also, obviously, some stuff about Trig’s birth, but I have not yet read the book, so I couldn’t tell you how far down the rabbit hole that goes.
Here’s my reaction to those revelations: Sarah Palin is a person! She’s done drugs and pissed people off and slept with people, like 90 percent of American humans. If Sarah Palin was smart she’d dismiss the book with a chuckle, say nobody’s perfect, laugh off the “gossip,” and move on.
Sarah Palin might not be smart.
The Palins always prefer grand self-pitying martyrdom to quiet dignity, of course, which is why picking on them can be so profitable: They will always respond, and always help you drum up more publicity for your Palin-attacking venture. Instead of depriving the book of oxygen, they launched a multimedia attack on Joe McGinniss before he’d finished the first draft, and what they accomplished was … giving him more material and ensuring that even more breathless anticipation awaited the book’s release.
Now that the book’s rollout is underway, the Palins might as well get paid for their marketing efforts. Todd Palin angrily denounced it, again accusing McGinniss of having a “creepy obsession” with Sarah Palin. Oooh, it’s so creeeepy to write an unauthorized biography of a prominent public figure, right?
How bad did the Palins allowed themselves to be trolled? Sarah Palin’s people released a statement on behalf of Brad Hanson, Todd Palin’s former business partner, with whom Sarah Palin is alleged to have carried on an extramarital affair, some years back. The statement is a blanket denial, but what does having the supposed beau directly address the press accomplish, exactly? It just drives more interest in the book’s salacious, shocking revelations about the secret life of Sarah Palin. This guy, of all guys, should be kept out of it.
I am sure that Todd and everyone else is very personally pissed off that McGinniss went to Wasilla, talked to a bunch of people who hate them, and published a book full of stories about how bad and awful they are, but blowing up publicly just sends the message that there’s stuff in the book worth getting worked up about.
Will “Joe the Plumber” run for Congress?
And if so, how many minutes will it take for him to say something embarrassing to a reporter? Ten?
“Joe the Plumber,” a man named Sam who is not a plumber, may run for Congress. Joe, a briefly famous desperate attempt by the John McCain campaign to paint Barack Obama as an enemy of the working man, is mulling a run against Rep. Marcy Kaptur, D-Ohio, who’s been in the House since 1983. Joe told Yahoo’s “The Ticket” his thoughts on the potential campaign:
“I’m not ruling anything out,” Wurzelbacher told The Ticket in an interview Thursday. He added that he thought it was an “interesting idea” and that people have been asking him to run for office since he confronted Obama four years ago. He’s spent much of his time since then on the speaker’s circuit, he said, encouraging others to run for office.
“I like the idea of it — just regular Americans running. If a regular guy runs, right away the media’s going to attack him,” Wurzelbacher said. “What kind of education does he have? What does he know about this? My answer to that is, regular Americans aren’t experts, but dammit, look where the experts have gotten us. Maybe we need some regular guys in there. That’s what I’ve been doing the past two and a half years, just encouraging regular Americans to run. Tell the liberal media to go to hell and I don’t care what you guys say about me, I’m going to try to fix this country.”
Man, I hate it when people condescend to regular Americans! Especially when people like Joe the Plumber condescend to “regular Americans.” Regular Americans don’t have publicity agents, Joe!
The local Republican Party is begging Mr. The Plumber to enter the race, because while running against a 30-year veteran is usually a pointless task, a pseudo-celebrity candidate can at least make a game of it. Kaptur won with 60 percent of the vote in 2010 and 74 percent in 2008, though there’s a chance redistricting could make her vulnerable. (Kaptur also introduced a bill restoring Glass-Steagall! So basically I like her.)
Local Republicans say there’s about a 90 percent chance Joe will enter the race, at which point once again he will be asked questions on camera and he will say embarrassing things, like he did last time.
But as dumb and small-minded and tiresome as Joe the Plumber is, there’s no reason why he couldn’t be a congressman. Ben Quayle is!
Sheriff Joe: Birther?
Arizona's "toughest" lawman tells some kooks that he'll investigate the president's birth certificate
Joe Arpaio
Sheriff Joe Arpaio might be a birther, now. A quasi-birther, at least. WorldNetDaily “broke” the “news” that Arizona’s most civil rights-disregarding lawman “has agreed to examine evidence challenging the validity of Barack Obama’s purported long-form birth certificate in a determination of the president’s eligibility for the 2012 election ballot.” Which certainly sounds like a very good use of the resources of the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office, right? There is even a picture of Arpaio with Jerome Corsi, author of “Where’s the Birth Certificate,” a book whose title question was answered twice before publication:
Arpaio told the tea-party leaders that he expects political pressure, but he pointed out that as the chief law enforcement officer of Maricopa County, he’s taken an oath to respond to citizens who approach him about enforcing the law.
Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office Lt. Justin Griffin confirmed to WND that Arpaio is “waiting to receive all the documentation and all the investigative material from Dr. Jerry Corsi, and then he will look into the matter and compare it to the Arizona revised statutes.”
Ha. Ha ha ha. He picked a great time to join this particular conspiracy theory, months after the president released his original birth certificate, to complement the first, perfectly legally valid one he released years ago. In August of 2011 you really have to be a colossal moron to still believe that the president’s birthplace and presidential eligibility are seriously in doubt. So kudos, Sheriff Joe, for either being a colossal moron or being too scared of a small minority of colossal morons to actually say the truth, which is that Barack Obama was born in Hawaii, which is at this point better documented than Arpaio’s own citizenship status. (He looks kinda French, to me.) Even Governor Jan Brewer is smart enough to reject birtherism, and she can barely form sentences.
Arpaio “clarified” his stand by… confirming that he’s looking into it.
“What I have agreed to do, contrary to some published media reports, is simply look at the evidence these people have assembled and examine whether it is within my jurisdiction to investigate the document’s authenticity,” Arpaio said in a written statement Friday.
In the time it took you to write that statement, Sheriff Joe, you could’ve concluded the investigation. With one Google search!
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