McCain and Palin couldn’t have picked a more favorable place to continue their campaign. Colorado Springs, the state’s second largest city, is home to the Air Force Academy, a military base and more than 80 evangelical churches and ministries, including James Dobson’s Focus on the Family. In other words, it’s McCain-Palin country.

Prior to picking Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his running mate, John McCain had failed to excite the nation’s conservatives. Colorado was no exception. On Super Tuesday, Feb. 5, he lost the state’s closed GOP caucus to Mitt Romney 60 to 18 percent. That same day, Focus on the Family leader James Dobson refused to endorse McCain, blasting him in a statement that Laura Ingraham read aloud on her radio show: “I am convinced Sen. McCain is not a conservative, and in fact, has gone out of his way to stick his thumb in the eyes of those who are.”

Shortly after McCain chose Palin as his running mate, Dobson said her addition to the ticket made him ready to pull the lever for McCain. Yet in Colorado Springs, neither McCain nor Palin acknowledged the evangelical voters. The themes of the brief dual appearance, which lasted less than half an hour, were patriotism, the military and the need to win Colorado, with a few sprinkles about the troubled economy. “There’s no better place than Colorado Springs for me to tell you this,” said McCain. “We are winning in Iraq.” There wasn’t a single reference to the social conservatives’ agenda, or their massive presence in this city of 400,000. While McCain talked about Iraq, the GOP’s fundamentalist base had to be content with a dog whistle: He had picked one of their own as his running mate and brought her to a holy city of the religious right within 48 hours of accepting the nomination.

How important is the evangelical vote to McCain-Palin? Consider 2004. According to the Pew Research Center, white evangelicals were George W. Bush’s largest demographic group, accounting for 35 percent of his total vote. Newsweek reports there are now 60 million white evangelicals in America. Gov. Palin shares their values, and according to media interviews and reports, they are flocking in droves to the McCain/Palin ticket.

The doors to the Jet Aviation Center opened Saturday at 9 a.m. Some had been lined up for hours. The McCain campaign said all 12,000 tickets it had made available to the public free of charge were gone. McCain and Palin arrived at 12:30 p.m.

In the intervening hours, thousands congregated on the hot tarmac outside the cramped, dark jet hangar, listening to local politicians and a right-wing radio show host tout McCain and Palin and blast Obama and the Democrats. In between, patriotic music blared from the speakers with everything from “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” to “God Bless America.”

There was a lot of chanting. In addition to the now familiar “Drill Now” and “U.S.A., U.S.A.” there was “Viva, McCain,” which came on the heels of a put-down of Colorado’s Democratic Sen. Ken Salazar. High school cheerleaders were on hand to chant “Blue, Red and White — Fight, McCain, Fight.” One of the speakers led the crowd in a long chant of “Boo” following his criticism of Democratic senatorial candidate Mark Udall. Every so often, a speaker would rouse the crowd with references to John McCain or Sarah Palin. To my ear, while both were met with loud cheers of approval, McCain evoked the greater response.

Another speaker said the next 60 days would be “a dogfight.” He got confused and called McCain a pit bull, correcting himself immediately to note that McCain was the bulldog and Palin the pit bull, and asked the crowd, “If you were in a dogfight, who would you want on your side?”

The anti-Democratic theme continued with another speaker outlining the differences between McCain and Obama: McCain would ban new government entitlement programs while Obama would expand them. McCain doesn’t believe in “tax and spend” your way to prosperity, while Obama will just take pages from the liberal playbook. McCain won’t surrender to our enemies.

As a final comparison, the speaker told the crowd Obama can’t point to a single official action that shows change, as demonstrated by his “present” votes. The real agent of change, he insisted, is John McCain.

Just as the crowd began to get restless and the conversation around me shifted to queries about where to get water and complaints about the inadequate bathroom facilities, yet another speaker bashed the Democrats, claiming some had thrown away flags after Sen. Barack Obama’s acceptance speech at Invesco Field last week, a report the Democrats hotly deny. He announced military veterans would be coming through the crowd to hand out flags — and he knew those in this crowd wouldn’t throw them away. Within minutes, the jet field was awash in a sea of red, white and blue flags.

Palin spoke for about 12 minutes, mostly about John McCain. She told a POW story, mentioned her son who will be leaving for Iraq shortly and said the surge worked. She made a passing reference to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, noting the McCain-Palin administration would make them smaller. She said she came to office in Alaska promoting ethics reform and stood up to the good old boys’ network. Not surprisingly, she made no reference to the pending legislative ethics investigation into her and members of her staff’s alleged conduct while she was governor. “It’s great to be here in Colorado,” Palin said. “The mountains remind me of being back home in Alaska.”

Palin then turned the mike over to Sen. McCain, who opened with a rousing, “Those flags look great!” He followed up with an accolade to Colorado Springs for being home to the Air Force Academy, prompting the loudest applause of the day. He then referenced drilling and tax cuts, told the crowd he intends to fight hard for Colorado and is counting on Colorado Springs voters to bring the state home for him.

After the speeches, surrounded by the pumped-up crowd, the candidates made their way to their waiting jets. Off they went to Albuquerque, N.M.

By doing no more than winking to the evangelical right, McCain and Palin played Colorado smartly. There was no need for them to rally the evangelical right, which polls showed was already reliably Republican even before McCain’s choice of Palin.

The media was watching closely and an evangelical-based speech might have alienated millions of women, independents and former Hillary Clinton supporters when it replayed on the evening news. Instead, taking advantage of the strong military presence in the crowd, they stuck to “God Bless America” and “The surge worked,” while framing their new change theme in mostly vague economic terms.

The question is, will what works in Colorado Springs work in Toledo, Ohio, Scranton, Pa., Detroit or Gary, Ind.? Can it possibly sell in Florida? And how long can McCain-Palin get away with sweeping the party’s evangelical right-wing agenda under the rug? Surely when pressed, even though McCain wasn’t fully on board before last week, how can they not affirm their allegiance to an anti-choice, anti-stem cell research, abstinence only, anti-gay rights agenda?

Are mainstream Americans ready to vote for another family values ticket and buy that McCain-Palin on the economy represents change instead of a third term for George W. Bush?

I don’t recall anyone ever saying, as Colorado Springs goes, so goes the nation.

So Wallace, following a 92nd Street Y panel last night, said this:

“There will be pressure to elevate a woman but there will be an equal amount of pressure to pick someone who is prepared,” Wallace said.

And then she said this:

Wallace flagged one female official in particular who she thinks would be a good choice this year.

“Nikki Haley — she’s great,” she said. “She’s the most effective surrogate Romney has.”

If the Sarah Palin problem was a problem of preparation and vetting, Haley … might present some issues? Specifically an odd and mostly unsubstantiated sex scandal and also these rumors that she might at any moment be indicted on tax charges. The tax thing might be bullshit and the affair story was the product of a self-promoting creep but they’re “out there,” as they say.

More important, Haley has been governor of South Carolina since January of 2011. As in very slightly longer than one year. And slightly less time being a governor than Sarah Palin had in 2008. It’s almost as if Wallace is making a pick not based on the principle of Who Would Be Best For the Nation but on demographics and optics?

Wallace also apparently suggested Carly Fiorina, which, lol. Romney/Ex-CEO who famously received a giant golden parachute when she was forced out of her company 2012, everyone! Just the ticket for the new economy.

That is sort of a shame. The Palin thing is the most heavily over-covered story line of the entire 2008 campaign, so focusing on it might be totally logical from a marketing perspective, but it’s unfortunate from an artistic one. The film re-creates various moments of YouTube campaign ephemera very well — remember when that old white lady called Obama an Arab and McCain looked uncomfortable? When it takes us behind closed doors, it’s to witness scenes any moderately close observer of the election and its aftermath could’ve dreamed up him- or herself. It might have been fun to see a TV movie about the Democratic primary fight; the personality clashes of the disastrous Clinton campaign would have made for entertaining television, and Mark Penn is surely a creature crying out for a grotesque Emmy-winning portrayal by, say, Paul Giamatti.

Instead, McCain has won the nomination three-and-a-half minutes into the film. Soon we’re watching Julianne Moore watch Tina Fey on TV. You remember the “SNL” sketches making fun of Palin, right? In case you don’t, “Game Change” airs lengthy chunks from most of them. It also has tons of actual footage from CNN and MSNBC and Fox News, and it re-creates debates and speeches and the Couric interview and the Charlie Gibson interview and a bunch of other things you saw either live or on YouTube when they happened.

Moore’s performance is not just fair but maybe even flattering. (For one thing, she doesn’t hit those flat upper Midwest vowels as gratingly as the real Palin.) Woody Harrelson plays strategist Steve Schmidt — the film’s protagonist — as a grizzled, “too old for this shit” campaign veteran called back to the trail against his better judgment. Jamey Sheridan is given barely anything to do as Mark Salter, McCain’s “conscience.” Salter, the primary author of his “Maverick” mythos, is limited, after the Palin selection, to making a hilariously over-telegraphed face of concern as everyone else in the war room applauds her first speech.

But the film is about Schmidt and Nicolle Wallace because they were pretty clearly Halperin and Heilemann’s primary sources, and we watch them become horrified by the depths of Sarah Palin’s ignorance at exactly the same time as everyone else in America became horrified by her ignorance.

Because it’s Hollywood, there’s very little politics in the film’s depiction of politics. Policies are simply things for Sarah Palin to write on note cards and not memorize. Operatives confidently declare, in faux Sorkin-ese patter, that if this or that meaningless decision is made, it means “we’ll lose by five.”

There is a sheen of faux cynicism (McCain swears like a sailor!) but it masks complete naiveté: Everyone is basically honorable and decent. Nicolle Wallace — a member of the Bush administration communications team — is sincerely alarmed at the prospect of someone as dangerously ignorant as Sarah Palin in the White House. On election night, she breaks down in tears as she admits to Schmidt that … she didn’t vote. They embrace.

The film subscribes to the simplest theory of Sarah Palin: That she is childlike, vain and incredibly ignorant but also an essentially decent person and wonderful mother. The moments that come closest to “unfair” — Sarah Palin doesn’t know that the head of Great Britain’s government is the prime minister, not the queen — are basically plausible. This isn’t Andrew Sullivan’s conniving, dangerous pathological liar. It’s an overwhelmed working mother whose most unhinged moments are explained by a crash diet. Her convention speech is largely stripped of its snarling attack lines, imagining a world in which it appealed to “the base” because of Palin’s heartfelt commitment to special-needs children and not because she was very good at saying mean things about Obama. (The film actually repeats the bullshit story that her teleprompter broke midway through, and she kept going.) Even when the film has her take a major heel turn — “if I am single-handedly carrying this campaign, I am gonna do what I want!” — after “winning” her debate with Joe Biden (played by video footage of Joe Biden), she is still basically an innocent seduced by the adoration of riled-up crowds and national attention. (Todd Palin barely does anything.)

The constant use of actual news footage adds a bit of verisimilitude but also constantly raises the question of why this lightly fictionalized version of the election actually needs to exist. “Game Change” is not really for serious political junkies, who remember all the stuff that did happen and will scoff at the stuff that didn’t. (At one point, John McCain answers his ringing iPhone in the middle of the night. He used a BlackBerry, HBO.) But if casually politically involved people want to see their assumptions about Sarah Palin reinforced, well, there are still those “SNL” sketches.

In the end, the Republican operatives who foisted Sarah Palin on an unprepared nation are rightly horrified that they created a monster, but at no point does anyone act concerned that their actual candidate was himself an angry, warmongering old crank with extremely fungible principles. Sure, Sarah Palin didn’t know what the Fed did. Do we have any proof John McCain knew what it should’ve done? Maybe everyone actually was totally unfair to poor Sarah Palin.

Rice, the national security advisor in George W. Bush’s first presidential term and secretary of state in his second, is currently a professor at Stanford with the requisite right-wing think tank fellowship. She has not said or done anything “political” in years. But Curl has been hearing things!

America’s first black female secretary of state is quietly positioning herself to be the top choice of the eventual Republican presidential nominee, ready to deliver bona fide foreign-policy credentials lacking among the candidates. The 56-year-old has recently raised her profile, releasing her memoir in November and embarking on a monthlong book tour.

After 2 1/2 years as a professor at Stanford, Miss Rice is reportedly getting “antsy” to get back into the political game. “She’s ready to go,” said one top source.

Oh, a month-long tour in support of her book about her time in the Bush administration! She must be running for vice president, along with Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney and Scott McClellan and George W. Bush.

There’s more. (And not just the part where Curl calls Rice “a spicy Rice dish” and waxes fetishistic about “her guns” being “a match for those of our first lady Michelle Obama.”)

Plus, her selection would be a giant chess move to counter the expected replacement of Vice President Joseph R. Biden with Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton. Sure, the White House denies and denies, but that should really make any political watcher more suspicious. One White House insider even told me that the position swap was the only reason Mrs. Clinton joined the administration in the first place.

Curl has so many inside scoops packed into this column! I had no idea that our first presidential running mate swap since Ford’s 1976 campaign was basically a foregone conclusion and not just a weird Beltway journalist fantasy! But yes, I can see why the still  un-chosen GOP candidate would definitely be looking pretty closely at Rice — who’s been strongly making the case for her selection by not explicitly denying interest in the position — in case Obama replaces Biden with Clinton, which he will surely do.

The column gets worse (“Funny thing is, she is, unlike Barack Obama, an ‘American black’”) but that’s not really important. What’s important is exploring how someone like Condoleezza Rice ends up a perennial name on the fantasy ticket list.

Rice has been a subject of these columns since 2005, when she became Bush’s second secretary of state, and the White House tasked communications operative Jim Wilkinson — previously known best for inventing the false story of Jessica Lynch* — with getting Rice (and her boss) some much-needed positive press. Wilkinson did his job beautifully (remember when Rice’s knee-high boots were a topic of actual serious news coverage for weeks?) and Rice began receiving the “rock star” treatment.

In the Washington Post, Glenn Kessler, author of the 2007 Rice bio “The Confidante,” summarized the exact moment of the birth of the presidential speculation:

In March 2005, before Rice sat for an interview with the Washington Times, Wilkinson slipped a note to the editorial page editor, Tony Blankley, suggesting that she be asked whether she would consider running for president. It was an audacious proposal — she had been secretary for only six weeks — but such speculation would bolster Rice’s image as a leader. (Wilkinson and Blankley said they do not recall the incident, but others present said they saw Wilkinson’s note.)

Oh, the Washington Times.

Shortly thereafter, Dick Morris wrote a book claiming — nay, insisting — that 2008 would be “Condi vs. Hillary.”

As Iraq descended into a violent civil war in 2006, Rice-for-president buzz bizarrely grew. There was enough of a false grass-roots movement for a paint-by-numbers AP trend piece with a silly nickname and everything. Tim Russert asked her point blank. As always, she said no in no uncertain terms.

Then, of course, everyone began to speculate that she’d be McCain’s running mate. Robert Novak claimed as much on Fox. Dan Senor said she was pushing for the pick on some Sunday show. Hendrik Hertzberg wrote a Talk of the Town piece on the subject! McCain and Rice both finally denied “reports” that she was angling for the spot on the ticket.

Now, I guess, it’s time to start up the rumor mill anew.

But before you put pen to paper on that column about how a Gingrich-Rice ticket would surely win moderate women in Ohio, consider this: In addition to the fact that she’s always denied wanting the job, and in addition to the fact that she was an unmitigated failure in the Bush administration, downplaying terrorism as a priority prior to 9/11 and selling the public on the Iraq invasion with untruths, Condi Rice is pro-choice.

*Update: Jon Krakauer recently rescinded his claim that Wilkinson, then a communications aide to General Tommy Franks, was responsible for the initial false Washington Post report on Lynch’s apparent heroics before her capture. Though Wilkinson was obviously involved in the PR campaign surrounding Lynch’s rescue and return to the U.S., he apparently isn’t responsible for falsifying her actions or leaking that false story to the press.

The New Black Panther Party is a cartoonish fringe group of a couple guys who play “’60s radical” dress-up and say mean things about whitey for Fox cameras in order to scare old white people. They have been explicitly rejected by the old Black Panther Party. For some reason, various conservatives have dedicated themselves to proving that this weird, marginal group of Nation of Islam cast-offs is somehow supported by or deeply connected to the Democratic Party and the Obama administration in particular, because, you know, Eric Holder and Barack Obama, those are two guys who very obviously share the values of extremist anti-white proponents of racial separation.

So Breitbart “proves” something or other about the essential anti-white racistness of the Obama campaign by noting that members of the inane New Black Panther Party were spotted by cameras near Obama, at various times, and also NBPP head Malik Zulu Shabazz spoke at the event.

(Brietbart goes on to publish two pictures of the event despite the photographer withholding permission, because “The First Amendment allows photographs of such enormous public importance to see the light of day.” Good luck with that argument in court?)

Andrew C. McCarthy gleefully endorses Breitbart’s story in a breathless post at the National Review’s The Corner:

This is a shocking story, and a breathtaking indictment of the mainstream media which went out of its way to avoid vetting Obama as a candidate — and to make sure anyone who tried to do due diligence got no sunshine. A candidate who chose to appeared in the company of, say, the KKK, would have provoked relentlessly hostile media coverage and, in short order, have been marginalized as disqualified to hold responsible elective office.

If only the media had reported that some fringe weirdos also participated in this event that both Democratic candidates and thousands of other people participated in, and then the fringe weirdos sort of followed Obama around for a while. That would’ve opened America’s eyes! (I mean the media besides NPR, which did report that the NBPP was there.)

Here’s the bit of this sad, desperate reach that is the saddest and most desperate: “Andrew further reminds us that, in March 2008, the Obama campaign website posted an endorsement of Obama by the New Black Panther Party.” Whoa, did they really? Shocking if true! It is, of course, not true. It was a user-generated blog post on the Obama campaign site that the campaign removed as soon as they became aware of its existence. Because websites do not “post” things to themselves, generally, McCarthy’s statement can’t even be charitably described as technically accurate. It’s just a lie.

A random stupid incorrect Breitbart smear is worth paying attention to only to the extent that the smear threatens to bubble up to the more reputable conservative press, or Fox, or Republican elected officials. The McCarthy endorsement means keep an eye on this one!

Here’s my reaction to those revelations: Sarah Palin is a person! She’s done drugs and pissed people off and slept with people, like 90 percent of American humans. If Sarah Palin was smart she’d dismiss the book with a chuckle, say nobody’s perfect, laugh off the “gossip,” and move on.

Sarah Palin might not be smart.

The Palins always prefer grand self-pitying martyrdom to quiet dignity, of course, which is why picking on them can be so profitable: They will always respond, and always help you drum up more publicity for your Palin-attacking venture. Instead of depriving the book of oxygen, they launched a multimedia attack on Joe McGinniss before he’d finished the first draft, and what they accomplished was … giving him more material and ensuring that even more breathless anticipation awaited the book’s release.

Now that the book’s rollout is underway, the Palins might as well get paid for their marketing efforts. Todd Palin angrily denounced it, again accusing McGinniss of having a “creepy obsession” with Sarah Palin. Oooh, it’s so creeeepy to write an unauthorized biography of a prominent public figure, right?

How bad did the Palins allowed themselves to be trolled? Sarah Palin’s people released a statement on behalf of Brad Hanson, Todd Palin’s former business partner, with whom Sarah Palin is alleged to have carried on an extramarital affair, some years back. The statement is a blanket denial, but what does having the supposed beau directly address the press accomplish, exactly? It just drives more interest in the book’s salacious, shocking revelations about the secret life of Sarah Palin. This guy, of all guys, should be kept out of it.

I am sure that Todd and everyone else is very personally pissed off that McGinniss went to Wasilla, talked to a bunch of people who hate them, and published a book full of stories about how bad and awful they are, but blowing up publicly just sends the message that there’s stuff in the book worth getting worked up about.