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TBS: The anti-Fox
Turner returns to postseason baseball coverage with its trademark sober, respectful approach to the game.
We talked about this last year but it’s worth repeating: It’s just a ridiculous pleasure watching playoff baseball on TBS rather than Fox.
The thought dawned on me before the games even started Tuesday. The studio pre-game show was on, the kind of thing I don’t bother with most of the time and actively avoid when it’s Fox.
Wait, that’s an understatement. I actively avoid doing things that will get me thrown in jail. I actively avoid people I think want to hurt me. I actively avoid eating raw oysters from roadside stands in Mexico. I run screaming from Fox’s studio pre-game shows.
Curtis Granderson was sitting in with studio regulars Ernie Johnson, Cal Ripken Jr. and Dennis Eckersley. Atlanta Braves pitcher John Smoltz was part of the broadcast crew for the first game of the day, the Milwaukee Brewers at the Philadelphia Phillies.
As Granderson asked the future Hall of Fame hurler how he might change his approach to hitters in postseason games and in various weather conditions, I found myself thinking, “I wonder what Jeannie Zelasko and Kevin Kennedy would be talking about right now.”
I tried to imagine what heart-tugging human-interest feature Fox might have been treating us with if TBS hadn’t signed on to broadcast these baseball games and have its people talk about, oh, you know, baseball games. I settled on a pair of stories, one about Manny Ramirez’s hair and the other about Jason Bay adjusting to life in Boston.
Early in the triple-header’s nightcap, the Boston Red Sox-Los Angeles Angels game from Anaheim, I noticed that my breathing was normal, my teeth weren’t clenched and I hadn’t yelled or thrown anything at the TV screen all day. No way that’s all true after eight hours watching baseball on Fox.
TBS points some cameras at the game and has its announcers discuss it. There are very few sound effects or graphics intended to do anything but offer insight into the game. There are no sponsored fan polls or stunts promoting TBS shows, though of course there are so many “Frank TV” commercials that even Frank, in one of them, makes note of it.
There’s no overarching slogan that the various announcers keep repeating, something like “You can’t script this.” There aren’t any high-concept opening montages narrated by movie stars. The game announcers don’t spend a lot of time working out their limited comedy chops. Any off-topic silliness is left to the boys back in the studio, though even they’re a lot more serious than Johnson and his cohorts Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith are on the TNT basketball show.
It’s not perfect. TBS could have done a better overall job of hiring announcers, particularly play-by-play announcers. I still wish Tony Gwynn would use some of his encyclopedic knowledge of hitting to educate viewers a little bit, and that Chip Caray had gainful employment doing something other than describing baseball games I’m trying to watch.
But these are quibbles. Caray is the only member of the team who’d be at home on a Fox broadcast. Fox will be back at it in the next round, but that’s a blissful week away.
By the middle innings of the Red Sox-Angels game I found myself laughing uncontrollably, like the guy in the movies who’s gotten away with the bank job and is rolling around on a hotel bed covered with money.
Playoff baseball off of Fox. It’s that good.
King Kaufman is a senior writer for Salon. You can e-mail him at king at salon dot com. Facebook / Twitter / Tumblr More King Kaufman.
Guillen’s pro-Castro candor
The Miami Marlins' manager is lucky to get a suspension. Not so long ago, he might have received a car bomb.
A contrite Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen gestures at a news conference on Tuesday. (Credit: AP/Lynne Sladky) There’s not much reason to doubt that baseball manager Ozzie Guillen admires Fidel Castro. He said so five years ago in an interview with Men’s Journal. When asked to name the toughest man he knew, Guillen replied, “Fidel Castro. He’s a bull—- dictator and everybody’s against him, and he still survives, has power. Still has a country behind him. Everywhere he goes, they roll out the red carpet. I don’t admire his philosophy; I admire him.’’
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Jefferson Morley is a staff writer for Salon in Washington and author of the forthcoming book, Snow-Storm in August: Washington City, Francis Scott Key, and the Forgotten Race Riot of 1835 (Nan Talese/Doubleday). More Jefferson Morley.
The year of the baseball book
From a treatise on Yankee hating to a "people's history," a number of great books covered the national pastime
A simple and unsettling calculation reveals to me that this year marks the 40th anniversary of my coming to New England and setting up shop as a Red Sox fan. How innocent I was in that distant day: how little I understood the faces etched with pain, the haunted eyes, the lips that writhed in uttering “Yankees.” It did not take long to become afflicted by the same symptoms and, in my time here, certain Yankee-related events have been so traumatic that they are best designated by numerals alone: 1978 and 2003. The ALCS of 2004 (when the Red Sox came from a 0-3 game deficit to vanquish the evil ones) changed the region’s mental landscape — as, of course, did the subsequent World Championship(s). Since then, Yankee hating has become more of a pleasant pastime than a crippling mental and spiritual disorder.
Continue Reading CloseThe Marlins’ bizarre new look
The team's revamped logo involves a whimsical rainbow swoosh. The effect is anything but intimidating
So far the biggest story to come out of baseball’s early off-season isn’t some splashy free agent signing or the abrupt retirement of St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa, but that of the logo and uniform redesign of the Florida Marlins. The new look was officially announced on Friday, and if you haven’t seen them already, you might not believe your eyes. In fact, when some of the images of the new logo were leaked there was such shock and disbelief by the baseball world, most people assumed it was a farce, calling the look everything from “Hawaiian Shaved Ice” to “Push-up Pop” to “Rainbow Bright.”
Continue Reading CloseExonerating Bill Buckner
25 years after the Red Sox infielder's infamous World Series error, we look at what really happened that October
(Credit: AP) Bill Buckner’s error in the 1986 World Series – 25 years ago today, a day of infamy for Red Sox fans — is one of the two most famous plays in World Series history. (Willie Mays’ catch in the 1954 fall classic is the other.)
Like Mays’ over-the-shoulder catch, Buckner’s booboo is entrenched in American folklore. Jimmy Fallon’s Red Sox fanatic in “Fever Pitch,” distraught over breaking up with his girlfriend, watches Buckner’s play over and over on his VCR. During congressional hearings in 2008, U.S. Rep. John Yarmuth, D-Ky., called former Treasury Secretary John Snow, then-SEC chief Christopher Cox and former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan “three Bill Buckners.” On “Curb Your Enthusiasm” this season, Larry David loses a softball game when a ball rolls between his legs; his coach screams, “You Buckner-ed me!”
Continue Reading CloseAllen Barra's next book is "Mickey and Willie -- The Parallel Lives of Baseball's Golden Age," from Crown. More Allen Barra.
What baseball tells us about racism
Most home-plate umpires are white -- and they seem to be hurting the careers of minority pitchers
Despite recent odes to “post-racial” sensibilities, persistent racial wage and unemployment gaps show that prejudice is alive and well in America. Nonetheless, that truism is often angrily denied or willfully ignored in our society, in part, because prejudice is so much more difficult to recognize on a day-to-day basis. As opposed to the Jim Crow era of white hoods and lynch mobs, 21st century American bigotry is now more often an unseen crime of the subtle and the reflexive — and the crime scene tends to be the shadowy nuances of hiring decisions, performance evaluations and plausible deniability.
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David Sirota is a best-selling author of the new book "Back to Our Future: How the 1980s Explain the World We Live In Now." He hosts the morning show on AM760 in Colorado. E-mail him at ds@davidsirota.com, follow him on Twitter @davidsirota or visit his website at www.davidsirota.com. More David Sirota.
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