2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
The White House has just announced something of a political coup: When President Obama holds a town hall in Fort Myers, Fla. on Tuesday, the man introducing him will be Gov. Charlie Crist, a prominent Republican.
Last year, Crist was being discussed as a possible running mate for then-presidential candidate John McCain. But the governor has never been terribly shy about bucking his party, and that’s true of this issue as well — even as Republicans in Congress have unified in opposition to the stimulus, Crist has come out in favor of the package. That’s not terribly surprising. Crist doesn’t have the luxury of playing to the GOP base by opposing the stimulus; like his fellow governors, he risks paying a heavy political cost for a poor economy. He needs federal money to keep his state running and his approval rating up.
Still, even though Crist’s support for the bill was already public, his appearance at the town hall will be important for Obama. It makes the president look bipartisan, and it makes the congressional GOP look like they’re off on the fringe, too extreme even for senior elected officials in their own party.
Alex Koppelman is a staff writer for Salon.More Alex Koppelman.
Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.