2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
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When it came time for him to sign the stimulus bill Tuesday afternoon, President Obama was in Denver. The location was no coincidence; Colorado was an important swing state in 2008, and Democrats want to make sure it continues to trend blue. So what better place for Obama to mark the most important political victory of his young presidency?
“We have begun the essential work of keeping the American dream alive in our time,” Obama said of the bill. “I don’t want to pretend that today marks the end of our economic problem. Nor does it constitute all of what we’re going to have to do to turn our economy around. But today does mark the beginning of the end, the beginning of what we need to do to create jobs for Americans scrambling in the wake of layoffs … The beginning of the first steps to set our economy on a firmer foundation, paving the way to long-term growth and prosperity.”
As Obama said, the legislation he signed is only a beginning; there could even be another stimulus at some point down the road. White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs was pressed on that point Tuesday; asked whether the administration was considering a second stimulus plan, he responded, “I wouldn’t foreclose it, but I wouldn’t say at the same time that we are readily making plans to do so.”
Interestingly, one of the points the president struck, hard, in the remarks that preceded his signing of the bill was bipartisanship. In fact, he seemed to imply that the bill had been more of a bipartisan effort than it really was.
The stimulus “is the product of broad consultations — and the recipient of broad support — from business leaders, unions, and public interest groups, the Chamber of Commerce, the National Association of Manufacturers, Democrats and Republicans, mayors as well as governors,” Obama’s prepared remarks read.
That part was true enough; certainly, it’s a rare thing to see a traditionally Republican-leaning group like the Chamber of Commerce back Democratic legislation like this, and as I’ve written here before, GOP governors supported the stimulus in a way their congressional counterparts did not. But the next sentence of Obama’s address was a little odd: “It is a rare thing in Washington for people with such different viewpoints to come together and support the same bill, and I want to thank all of them for it.” It is indeed a rare thing in Washington for people with such different viewpoints to come together and support the same bill — and it didn’t really happen this time, either. Industry groups and unions found themselves in agreement, true, but Republicans on the Hill were staunch opponents of the stimulus, which garnered only three GOP votes in the Senate and none in the House.
Alex Koppelman is a staff writer for Salon.More Alex Koppelman.
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