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Monday, May 4, 2009 10:03 AM UTC2009-05-04T10:03:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The Wingnut explains how the GOP can win back moderates

Our undercover conservative columnist answers a question from a voter who wants to know when it will be OK to pull the lever for Republicans again.

The Wingnut explains how the GOP can win back moderates

Dear Wingnut,

Last week you answered a good one: Did Bush break America? In the wake of Arlen Specter’s flight to the Democratic Party, I think you need to field a somewhat tougher query: Did Bush break the Republican Party? I ask as a social liberal who has, nevertheless, sometimes voted for Republicans. It’s hard not to feel that the Karl Rove strategy of firing up the base has left a Republican Party that is now nothing but a fired-up base. How does your party win back a voter like me … someone who values pragmatism above ideology?

Best,

Joe

Hello, again. Last week’s column provoked a robust debate, and I thought a number of you made some interesting comments. I wish I could answer them all, but there is only so much bandwidth available, you know? So let me get to this week’s question.

Taking the Bush issue first, I think it is fair to say that Bush left the Republican Party in far worse shape than it was when he entered the White House.

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Monday, Jun 29, 2009 10:20 AM UTC2009-06-29T10:20:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Dear Wingnut, are we really a center-right nation?

Our undercover conservative insists America remains moderate to conservative, no matter what happened last November

Dear Wingnut, are we really a center-right nation?

Dear Wingnut,

I got such a kick out of this line from your June 22 column: “The United States remains a center-right country composed of people who believe in center-right values, like family, hard work and honesty.”

I keep hearing this “center-right majority” phrase thrown about, but I had no idea that “family, hard work and honesty” were considered “center-right” values. I’m an Obama-votin’, ACLU-card-totin’, gay-marriage-promotin’ hippy-dippy liberal, but I’m also a faithful husband and loving father whose life could objectively be described as moral and productive. Are people like me being included in your reckoning of “center-right” America because of our “family values”? That would be rather like being posthumously baptized into the LDS Church; just because you want your group to look bigger doesn’t make it true.

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Monday, Jun 22, 2009 10:22 AM UTC2009-06-22T10:22:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Why are conservatives such hypocrites about sex?

Our undercover Wingnut explains why John Ensign, David Vitter and Newt Gingrich still have political careers

Ask a Wingnut

Ask a Wingnut

Dear Wingnut,

I’m perplexed. Should David Vitter and John Ensign resign from the Senate or just retire at the end of their respective terms (like Larry Craig)? Should the thrice-married Newt Gingrich really be running for president? I thought the GOP was the party of social conservatism. How come your side can’t walk it like you talk it?

Yours truly,

Rachel

Hello again. Last week’s column certainly initiated a robust debate and I appreciate the many thoughtful comments that were posted to the Web site. This week’s question is, I’m sure, almost sure to do likewise.

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Monday, Jun 15, 2009 10:03 AM UTC2009-06-15T10:03:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Wingnut, why are angry white guys shooting people?

Our conservative denies that the Holocaust Museum shooting and other violent acts are related to Obama's election.

Wingnut

Wingnut

Dear Wingnut,

It seems like a lot of white guys have gone nuts with their guns since Barack Obama became president. Is there any connection between his election and the shooting of George Tiller, the Pittsburgh shooting and the Holocaust Museum attack? Or do you think the DHS report is “crap” too?

Hello again. This week the editors have asked me to explain if conservatives think there is a connection between Barack Obama’s election and the recent murders of Kansas abortion Dr. George Tiller, three Pittsburgh policemen, and Wednesday’s shooting at the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum and if these acts of violence have caused them to reassess the Department of Homeland Security’s recent report on right-wing extremism.

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Monday, Jun 8, 2009 10:05 AM UTC2009-06-08T10:05:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Dear Wingnut, what REALLY bothers you about Sotomayor?

Our undercover conservative explains the right's real reasons for opposing Obama's Supreme Court nominee.

Dear Wingnut, what REALLY bothers you about Sotomayor?

Dear Wingnut,

Why are you guys REALLY against Sonia Sotomayor? It can’t be for the reasons you claim. Is it simply because Obama nominated her? Is it because that’s what opposition parties do? Is it just to get the base stirred up? On a practical level, I don’t understand this decision. Republicans need nonwhite voters to win again. Sotomayor would be the first Latino justice on the Supreme Court. Aren’t you worried about committing demographic suicide? What’s the secret?

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Tuesday, Jun 2, 2009 12:29 AM UTC2009-06-02T00:29:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Dear Wingnut, Ronald Reagan’s dead. Time to move on!

When will the Right be over Reagan? Our undercover conservative says don't hold your breath

Dear Wingnut, Ronald Reagan's dead. Time to move on!

Dear Wingnut,

Ronald Reagan left office 20 years ago and died five years ago. When are you conservatives finally going to move on?

Hello again. It’s good to be back with you.

Let me thank you for the many responses to the last column. Some of them were, in my judgment, well-reasoned, competent criticisms of conservative concerns about government-controlled medicine and I was happy to read them.

This week I’m being asked to estimate when conservatives will be ready to leave Ronald Reagan behind and “move on.”

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