Space porn: These images are (quite literally) out of this world
On the one hand, I don’t want summer to end. On the other, man, August cannot come fast enough. Why? Because — for those of you who’ve been distracted by health care reform, the Sotomayor hearings, or celebrity arms — July is Cankle Awareness Month.
Yes, “cankle.” (That’s “c” as in “calf,” “ankle” as in “ankle,” and “cankle” as in no clear, desirably slender, definition between the two — and no clear limit on specific body parts over which women are invited to obsess.) That’s least according to Gold’s Gym’s tongue-in-cheek publicity campaign, SayNoToCankles.com, which has accomplished, if nothing else, to drum up a fair bit of publicity, outrage and, ultimately, plastic surgery business.
With the gym’s stunt as its peg, the Wall Street Journal last week reported that, indeed, more and more women do appear to be waging epic battles with gladiator sandals — and that “plastic surgeons are pushing $4,000 to $6,000 liposuction procedures to slim [cankles].” (Ankle lipo. Yes. No. Really.) To its credit, the Journal is not wholly uncritical, quoting expert assertions that “spot-reduction” is a myth and that such censorious micro-focus contributes to eating disorders and body image issues. (“Pretty soon it will be, ‘Let’s start strengthening our toes,’” said one specialist at an eating-disorder treatment facility that clearly bans Star Magazine.) But then it was ABC News (“Cankles: The New Muffin-Top”). And a segment on the “Today Show” almost as Underminer as Gold’s advertorial. (Self magazine editor, paraphrase: “Cankles are really nothing to worry about.” “Today Show”: [remaining 2/3 of the story on spot-reduction and clothing camouflage.])
And finally, Jezebel:
You know what? There is no fucking way in hell that I should be worrying about the shapeliness of my goddamn ankles. I also should not have been worrying about “muffin-topping” or “thunder thighs,” and I suspect most women wouldn’t worry about such things either if these fucking trend pieces didn’t insist upon drilling it into women’s minds that they need to be physically perfect at all times or else. Are “cankles” the new “muffin-tops?” Sure, if you mean “a completely idiotic term coined in order to push diet plans and gym memberships while shaming women into feeling even worse about themselves.” …
Why are we talking about our bodies the way 7th graders would in the locker room? Why has the Universe decided to become a live-action version of Judy Blume’s Blubber? Why can’t we focus our attention on the things that matter when it comes to weight and nutrition, like, say, heart disease, the number one killer of women? Why must it always be about an idiotic obsession with one body part? If it’s not your abs, its your ankles. If it’s not your ankles, it’s your arms. If it’s not your arms, it’s your thighs. If only we paid so much attention to our brains, eh?
Oh, and Newsweek. (“I know from experience that no matter how much yoga, walking, and gym workouts I do, these ankles of mine aren’t budging (at least not without spending thousands of dollars on cosmetic surgery, and that’s per ankle).”)
Just when I thought the whole “cankle moment” was over, along with the month, a new email appeared in my inbox: Plastic surgeon Gregory Wiener, M.D., according to his PR shill, is happy to jump on the bandwagon by offering cankle plastic surgery to the tune of $4,000 to $8,000K, “depending on how extensive the ankle shaping is.” (Meanwhile, “regular” liposuction is reportedly down 19 percent in the recession. The surgeon’s cannula, like some slurping alien predator, needs another place to feed. Bwwaaahhaha!)
But here’s what’s most awesome about this press release. Read closely: “Many of my clients have recently been asking for ankle liposuction to get rid of their cankles,” says Dr. Cankleplasty. “During the procedure, I remove a small amount of fat from the ankle because there is not much fat in the ankles to begin with. Although the end result is subtler than with other liposuction procedures, restoring the natural curve of the calf and ankle can create a very noticeable difference.”
Not much fat to begin with? Then perhaps you won’t be needing my 8 large.
NASA astronaut Mike Hopkins
On December 28, 2013, Expedition 38 crew member Mike Hopkins participating in the second of two space walks to replace a degraded pump module on the International Space Station. (NASA astronaut Rick Mastracchio is reflected in his helmet!)
The Soyuz TMA-10M
The Soyuz TMA-10M headed towards the International Space Station with crew members from Expedition 37 onboard.
40 years ago the Apollo 8 mission flew up to the moon, orbited it ten times and then returned to Earth. This picture was taken from that flight and shows the Earth as it seemingly rises in similar fashion to a sunrise.
Sunrise from Expedition 36
NASA Flight Engineer Karen L. Nyberg of Expedition 36 took this photo of the sun rising -- a sight they saw nearly 16 times per day due to the speed of the International Space Station's orbit around the earth.
A pair of NanoRacks CubeSats -- nanosattelite spacecrafts carrying experiments -- were launched by Expedition 38.