"Inglourious Basterds" depicts Jews pursuing ultraviolent, absurdist revenge against their Nazi oppressors. Discuss
Eli Roth as Sgt. Donnie Donowitz and Brad Pitt as Lt. Aldo Raine

Eli Roth and Brad Pitt in “Inglourious Basterds.”
There are going to be plenty of discussion topics revolving around Quentin Tarantino’s “Inglourious Basterds” in the next couple of weeks. Some of these just concern the question of whether QT’s typographically impaired World War II actioner is a subversive, genre-defying masterpiece — as some people appear to believe — or, say, an incoherent and brainless mishmash made by a director who has forgotten that even movies about movies should have some dim and distant connection to human life, and furthermore should not be boring. (Am I tipping my hand here a little? Just a tad? Not me. Stephanie Zacharek will review next week.)
Then there’s the question of how Tarantino deals with the most sacrosanct of WWII-movie topics, Jewish suffering and the Holocaust. Most obviously, he deals with it by barely dealing with it at all. We witness a French Jewish family murdered by the Gestapo, in a tense prologue that seems tonally and thematically unconnected to the rest of the film, but there are no packed boxcars heading to Treblinka, no Nazi bureaucrats discussing the Final Solution. If you’ve heard anything at all about this movie, though, you know that its premise — OK, one of its 26 premises — is that a group of American Jewish guerrillas, under the command of an unscrupulous Tennessee redneck named Lt. Aldo Raine (drastically overplayed by Brad Pitt), parachute behind enemy lines to wreak vengeful mayhem on the minions of the Third Reich. “Ever’ mayun unner mah command owes me one hunnert Nah-tsee scalps,” Raine intones.
Now, the movie has so much other stuff going on — in-jokes about the Nazi-era German film industry, Mel Brooks-style portrayals of Hitler and Goebbels, competing plots to blow up a Paris movie theater — and Tarantino’s attention span is so short that the Basterds’ orgiastic, anti-Nazi violence is more talked about than shown. “Hostel” director Eli Roth plays Donnie Donowitz, a semi-legendary guerrilla dubbed the “Bear Jew” by his German foes, but to use a venerable Jewish expression, it’s basically shtick. Donowitz is a big, dumb, borderline-psychotic Red Sox fan armed with a Louisville Slugger, and it’s impossible to say whether he’s splattering German brains over the French countryside to avenge the children of Warsaw or just to get his ya-ya’s out.
Maybe that’s the point, of course. A full discussion of Tarantino’s approach to morality and ethics is well beyond the scope of this particular blog post, but let’s suggest that A) He is not overly concerned with conventional understandings of such things, and B) he finds mythical, almost tribal versions of morality encoded in the B-movie tradition. “Inglourious Basterds” is so far removed from the reality of World War II that I’m not sure it’s really about Jews or Nazis at all, but let’s face it: A non-Jewish filmmaker depicting over-the-top Jewish revenge fantasies is deliberately mashing people’s buttons.
Film critics and responsible authority figures in both Germany and Israel have almost unanimously announced that they dread “Inglourious Basterds,” and can’t see how it will contribute anything positive to the dreary world of post-Holocaust discourse. (I’m sure Tarantino is delighted with that response.) On the other hand, Tarantino’s producer Lawrence Bender, upon reading the screenplay, told the director: “As your producing partner, I thank you, and as a member of the Jewish tribe, I thank you, motherfucker, because this movie is a fucking Jewish wet dream.”
That quote comes amid a long, rambling and painfully honest bout of soul-searching from Atlantic political reporter Jeffrey Goldberg, who was evidently moved and troubled by “Inglourious Basterds,” in alternating waves of passion and intellect. Goldberg has some street cred when it comes to Jewish revenge; he joined the Israeli military, he says, as a direct result of the anti-Semitic persecution he endured on the playgrounds of Brooklyn, N.Y. [UPDATE: I originally said that happened in the 1940s, when Goldberg was not yet born. The mistake arises from the bewildering phrasing of Goldberg's article, in which he fantasizes about parachuting into Auschwitz and killing Josef Mengele.] He came out of the film, he writes, “so hopped up on righteous Jewish violence that I was almost ready to settle the West Bank — and possibly the East Bank,” but then started to feel queasier about it over the ensuing few days.
Early in his article, Goldberg waxes euphoric over Tarantino’s “emotionally uncomplicated, physically threatening, non-morally-anguished Jews dealing out spaghetti-Western justice to their would-be exterminators.” But by the time he’s finished, Goldberg has backed away from this exercise in “kosher porn,” to use Eli Roth’s resonant phrase, and quotes Hollywood scholar Neal Gabler to ask why Tarantino “conventionalizes Jews, puts them in the same revenge motif as everyone else.” Doesn’t that risk creating audience sympathy for their Nazi victims? (One should of course say “German victims”; it’s intellectually lazy and historically inaccurate to assume that German soldiers are all Nazis, but that level of ambiguity does not register in the Tarantino universe.)
German avant-garde filmmaker Alexander Kluge and Hollywood Elsewhere blogger Jeffrey Wells make substantially the same argument (and I bet the two of them have never appeared in the same sentence before). Kluge, who has spent much of his 50-year career dealing with the legacy of the Holocaust in German life, told the Israeli newspaper Haaretz that the crude, ahistorical distortions of a movie like Tarantino’s “can obscure the events’ true significance.” Wells goes much further with an intriguing close reading of an early scene in “Inglourious Basterds,” after Raine and his men have captured a German sergeant (Richard Sammel) and are about to deliver him to the “Bear Jew” and his baseball bat. (You can see a little of this scene in the “Basterds” trailer posted below.)
Wells’ anti-Tarantino fulminations may be a bit over the top (although they make highly entertaining reading), but he’s right about the tensions and internal contradictions of that scene, which go right to the point of reversing its moral polarities. Pitt and Roth’s characters “behave like butt-ugly sadists,” Wells writes, while the German soldier, despite cursing out his tormentors as “Jew dogs,” behaves like “a man of honor,” accepting a brutal and painful death rather than ratting out his comrades. In Sammel’s brief performance, Wells says, he depicts the German as “a man of intelligence and perception” with “a certain regular-Joe decency,” while Raine and Donowitz come off as unhinged horror-movie villains. (Wells’ post has engendered a fascinating range of agreement, disagreement and debate.)
In his Atlantic article, Goldberg opines that no Jewish filmmaker would ever concoct such a brazen, violent and preposterously disconnected revenge fantasy (although it’s worth reconsidering “Hostel” in light of the fact that Eli Roth’s grandparents were Holocaust survivors). Wells implies, but doesn’t quite say, that the net effect of “Inglourious Basterds” may be anti-Semitic, in its depiction of Jews as deranged, unscrupulous killers. My own view is that Quentin Tarantino has no serious opinions or convictions whatever regarding Nazis or Jews or the Holocaust. Beneath all his B-movie genre-worship, Tarantino remains a pomo disciple of Jean-Luc Godard, playing an elaborate game of bait-and-switch with his audience and seeking to disarrange the conventional stories — or stories about stories — we’ve got in our heads. More simply, he’s just fucking with us.
The great villains you least expected
Slide show: Sometimes the most surprising actors make the best bad guys. Here are our favorites
Three-time Emmy winner Bryan Cranston is finally going bad. No, not “bad” as in Walter White, Cranston’s meth-making chemistry teacher from “Breaking Bad.” Like bad bad. Evil bad. Last week, the news broke that Cranston had snagged the role of Vilos Cohaagen, the greedy, murderous dictator of Mars in the “Total Recall” remake. Vilos was played in the original by Ronnie Cox, director Paul Verhoeven’s go-to corporate slimeball.
Cranston seemed an unlikely casting choice for a villain; while actors like Cox can get away with playing a certain kind of corporate tough guy, Cranston has always struck me as too vulnerable to ever be amoral. Or maybe it’s just that I will forever associate his face with the goofy dad in “Malcolm in the Middle.”
That’s not to say that Cranston will not be amazing as the nefarious colony leader who charges his own people for the right to breathe. In fact, actors who are typecast as the hero (or the sweetheart, or the goofball) can often make surprising and career-changing turns when they sink their teeth into a meaty villain role. After all, you can make a 50-50 guess as to whether Willem Dafoe or Jack Nicholson is going to do some damage when he walks onto a screen, but what about Denzel or Steve Martin?
When chronically cast heroes play dirty, it makes their performances that much more compelling because it subverts our core belief that we “know” how an actor will behave: either because we’ve seen previous performances or because she or he fits a certain archetype of the kindly grandmother or charming bachelor.
We’ve picked some of the most famous examples of this “Too good to be bad” effect on the silver screen. Let us know your personal favorites in the comment section!
71 movie spoilers in one supercut
A new video mashup reveals the outcome of some of cinema's greatest plot twists. Or does it?
Does this shot ruin "Fight Club" for you?
Supercuts are videos that take a bunch of other media (usually famous movies or TV shows) and mashes them together under a common theme, like the supercut of grossest movie kisses and sweetest make-out moments from television that we posted on Valentine’s Day. Basically, supercuts are the visual equivalent of a Girl Talk song, and they can range in concepts from famous last words in film to every time someone on a reality show has said “I’m not here to make friends.“
One of the latest of these pop culture remixes, called “Spoiler Alert,” takes clips from over 70 films that could ostensibly give away the ending if you hadn’t seen the movie yet. Or, at least, that’s the theory. The video actually doesn’t give anything away, since all the shots are taken out of context (the coffee mug falling to the floor in “The Usual Suspects,” Patrick Bateman staring intensely at the camera in “American Psycho”) and therefore don’t provide any clues as to how they relate to the plot at all. Still, it’s a fun exercise, especially if you try to guess where each scene comes from. Don’t watch this video, though, if you’re the kind of person who thinks that even trailers can ruin the plots of movies.
Spoiler alert: A lot of movies with twist endings star Kevin Spacey.
Michael Fassbender, future superstar
The sexy actor from "Jane Eyre" and the new "X-Men" talks about playing Rochester, Magneto and Carl Jung
Michael Fassbender as Mr. Rochester in "Jane Eyre" (Credit: Laurie Sparham)
If Michael Fassbender’s rapid career ascent doesn’t lead to a long career as a movie star, he definitely won’t have the media to blame. The 32-year-old Irish-German actor, probably best known to general moviegoers (at least until now) for playing Lt. Archie Hicox in Quentin Tarantino’s World War II pastiche “Inglourious Basterds,” is pretty much a journalist’s dream. He’s charismatic and handsome — having placed very high on Salon’s 2010 Men on Top list — but also friendly and unassuming. He’s a professed movie buff, who acts completely delighted to be hanging out with me in a New York hotel suite on a chilly afternoon, doing goofball Orson Welles impressions and dissecting the upside-down gender politics in American director Cary Joji Fukunaga’s new film of “Jane Eyre,” in which Fassbender plays the haunted leading man, Mr. Rochester.
Compared to entirely too many actors, Fassbender — the son of a German father and Irish mother, he was born in Heidelberg but grew up in Ireland — comes off as damn near a Renaissance man. He doesn’t engage in pretentious acting-school speak or irrelevant political diatribes, and gives off no hint of the ultra-manly, screw-you moodiness affected by so many prominent male actors. (Don’t make me name names!) Hardly anyone can talk coherently about what acting is or how to do it well, but he’s one of the few to admit it. When I ask him how he deals with the ordeal of a “press day,” when he must face a parade of journalists who all ask him about the same questions, he says, “To be honest, I don’t enjoy it all that much, because I don’t know how to talk about what I do. People say things to me, like, ‘I loved what you did with that role, how you did this and then this and then this!’ And the only thing I can say is, ‘Well, great.’ But the fact of it is that I don’t really know what I do.”
Fassbender says that the directors of his films have picked him, rather than the other way around. But he certainly seems to have pursued projects with the discriminating eye of a cinephile, working with leading-edge British filmmakers Steve McQueen (“Hunger”) and Andrea Arnold (“Fish Tank”) before moving on to Tarantino and Fukunaga, whose previous film was the terrific cross-border thriller “Sin Nombre.” Later this year we’ll see him as Carl Jung in David Cronenberg’s “A Dangerous Method” (opposite Viggo Mortensen as Sigmund Freud), and he’s started work on a new film with McQueen. Even Fassbender’s more popcorn-flavored roles, like playing Magneto in the upcoming “X-Men: First Class” or starring in British cult director Neil Marshall’s ultraviolent “Centurion,” feel like well-informed strategic digressions. As for his villain role opposite Josh Brolin in the disastrous comic-book western “Jonah Hex,” which he quite accurately describes as “the Lucky Charms leprechaun mixed with Frank Gorshin’s Riddler,” let’s just give him that one. No doubt it seemed like a good idea at the time.
“Pretty awful, was it?” asks Fassbender when I mention “Jonah Hex.” “I haven’t seen it myself.” Then again, he hasn’t seen Fukunaga and screenwriter Moira Buffini’s startling take on “Jane Eyre” yet either, with Mia Wasikowska as the eponymous governess who slices open Rochester’s home and heart, and reveals his secrets. I’ll get to “Jane Eyre” in a day or two, but just ignore the haters. This is a lean and invigorating reinvention of an oft-recounted classic, light on talk and heavy on landscape and atmosphere, that captures more of the cold, wild heart of Charlotte Brontë’s novel than any version I can recall. Arguably, of course, both stars are too good-looking for their parts; Jane is supposed to be plain and Rochester forbidding and ugly. But Fassbender plays the tormented lord as a man being eaten away by a secret; if he isn’t ugly, he’s definitely in considerable pain.
You have just said you don’t know how to describe what you do, but I’ll ask you to give it a try anyway. Somebody gives you a script. How do you approach it?
What I do is I just keep reading and keep reading and try to understand it, make it as real to me as possible, and try to find truth in whatever it is. I know it sounds so naff. I try to find some truth in whatever it is that I’m doing and then just go for it, dive into it. In terms of, like, having an articulate way of explaining it, I don’t know how to do that.
As far as people asking me questions about it, it is what it is. I totally get it. It’s just that my answers mightn’t make any sense. That’s what I’m realizing about this thing that I just did. [A round-table interview with a group of journalists.] I’ll say something and I’ll be thinking, “What the fuck did that just mean? What does that mean?”
You have the reputation of being a real cinema buff. You were doing TV and then you had a small part in “300.” And then suddenly you’re making films with François Ozon ["Angel"] and Steve McQueen and Andrea Arnold and Tarantino and Neil Marshall and now Cary Fukunaga and David Cronenberg. You really can’t claim that isn’t deliberate.
Yeah, and that’s what’s always been my goal. I’ve been unbelievably blessed and lucky to be allowed to be in this position. I mean, I haven’t picked them, they’ve picked me, which is amazing. When I started off doing this, all the films I enjoyed were by major filmmakers. You know, all the usual suspects: Scorsese, Coppola, Sidney Lumet. To be allowed to express myself with the very best of people looking after me, it’s — I do feel like I’m dreaming a lot of the time.
What are you doing right now? Is the Cronenberg film about Freud and Jung completely finished?
Yeah, I wrapped the Cronenberg film last summer, I just finished shooting “X-Men” and now I’m starting Steve McQueen’s new film [provisionally titled "Shame"]. We’re a week into it now, and we just had a night shoot last night, here in New York. It’s full-on.
So you knew about Cary Fukunaga, right? Who is obviously quite young, but is suddenly hot stuff after “Sin Nombre.” Had you seen it?
I had, yeah. It was one of my favorite films of that year, and I was fascinated to see what he would do with Jane Eyre, this classic British stalwart piece. What I noticed about “Sin Nombre” is that real sensitivity to human beings and relationships, to how we deal with each other. Obviously that’s massive in “Jane Eyre,” it’s so complex and so layered. I thought he was the man for it, anyway.
So many actors have played Rochester over the years, from Orson Welles to Charlton Heston to, I don’t know, Timothy Dalton. Did you watch any of them do it?
I figured, you know, that I’d be the first to really get a take on it. No! Just kidding! I watched all of them, really, or as many as I could get my hands on, from Orson Welles through Toby Stephens [in the acclaimed 2006 British miniseries]. I liked Toby Stephens the best, actually, out of all of those I’ve seen.
Orson Welles really hams it up in that role, as I recall.
Wow! [Stentorian Orson Welles voice.] “Jane! Jaa-aane! Jaa-aaa-aane!” Whoa! Slow down! At one point I was also involved in “Wuthering Heights,” actually. And I watched Laurence Olivier’s Heathcliff. And again, I was like: Whoa, shit! OK, Olivier was great, and Orson Welles — they are who they are. But, shit, this has dated, I gotta say.
I really liked this version of “Jane Eyre” a lot. But the other side of that is that it has a lot of unexpected and raw qualities, and some people will really hate it.
Which is good, you know. It’s always better to have people that love it or hate it. The worst thing is indifference, you know. If you’re stuck in the middle you may have made a bad film. Maybe that’s unfair — anyone who manages to get a film made in the first place, that’s a real achievement.
As you play Rochester, he almost seems diseased. He’s got a secret, obviously. Do we have to warn people about spoilers for a story written 160 years ago? [Laughter.] But it’s like he’s a drug addict, or he has cancer and hasn’t told anyone. Something’s eating him inside.
Great, great. That’s what I was trying to get at. That’s what I wanted with him, he’s got a shadow on him all the time, this guilty secret, this dirty secret. Everything springs from that secret, from what happened to him in Jamaica. His whole life has been formed from that. You can imagine this guy who sets out for Jamaica when he’s young, full of hope, has his whole life ahead of him, and it all goes really wrong. Fifteen or 20 years later, you can see that he’s somebody who hasn’t opened up to anyone. He has no friends in his life. People come around, but he’s a bit odd, you know — Rochester who travels all the time, who’s trying to escape from reality.
He doesn’t want to fall in love again, because it destroyed him so much that first time around. So when Jane comes along, not only is he attracted to her, but he’s also scared of her. She starts peeling things away from him, and that’s what I was trying to work on. Hopefully those elements are exposed.
And here’s another thing. When I read it I thought to myself: God, he’s quite bipolar. He goes through the ranges, and it can be in one scene. He’s gone from seemingly contented and at ease to disgruntled and melancholic and dark. That was the first thing that struck me when I read it, and I thought: Cool, that’s interesting.
Have you read the novel? And did you like it?
Yeah. I mean, my mother and sister are big fans. It’s that thing: Women seem to like that torture — the love that they cannot have! You know what I mean? It’s still happening now with “Twilight.” The Brontë sisters live on in the “Twilight” franchise — it’s that same thing, the love that you’ll never be able to have, even if they’re madly in love. They can never be with each other! Why? Why? Why can’t they just …?
So, you know, I never got into it when I was a teenager. But in later years when they were doing [Jean Rhys' "Jane Eyre" prequel] “Wide Sargasso Sea” as a two-part series on TV, I read both books, “Jane Eyre” and “Wide Sargasso Sea.” That was about six years ago, and then obviously I reread it recently when this came along. I’m very interested to see what my sister and my mother think of this — they haven’t seen it yet!
Maybe we can make allowances for the movies, but it’s tough to sell Mia Wasikowska, who is so striking, as Jane Eyre, the governess nobody except Rochester even notices.
Yeah, that’s the thing. The original plain Jane. But Mia’s got this great ability to be very striking or just blend into the background. We were doing a photo shoot the other day, and she arrives in her woolly hat and ordinary clothes, just being Mia. Then she puts on these clothes and strikes these poses that just command your attention. Her physical control is amazing, her command of her physicality. That comes from being a dancer, and also the discipline, the way she approaches her work, that bleeds through from her dance training. It’s cool, man — it was a real pleasure working with her, and I really think she’s got that Meryl Streep quality, she’s of the same ilk. She really has something.
I don’t want to go all theoretical on you, but one of the great things in this movie is the dynamic between you. There’s almost this weird gender reversal, where what you like about her is that she’s the tough one …
And I’m like an old frantic woman! [Laughter.] I’m like some neurotic woman running around my house, feeding the woman in the attic! Yeah, it’s true, and that’s what’s great about it, especially for the time it was written. The idea that you have this woman who’s taking on this guy, the master of the house. She strikes a chord there with men and women — men like strong women, you know? That’s why I think it still resonates today. “Wuthering Heights” is the same way. Cathy is so spirited, you know? Not to be messed with. And Heathcliff is the counterpart of that.
And since we’re talking about Rochester’s big secret, I thought the movie handles her really well. The madwoman in the attic has all this psychological or symbolic resonance, if you like, but she also has to be real.
Well, that’s it. That’s the thing: She’s actually physically there, and she’s also metaphorically there. I feel sorry for her, man! Think about Victorian England — she might just have been horny! She might have just been a randy woman, and they were like: “You must have the devil in you! You’re crazy!” No wonder she wants to burn the house down, she’s locked up in that fuckin’ room all the time! I don’t blame her. It’s like the Chekhov play where the dead person is the central character. It’s almost like she’s the central character in this story. She’s the cause of everything. She is forcing Rochester to draw out of his history. She almost becomes Thornfield House.
You were talking about Mia’s carriage, and her dance training. When I think about your relative positions in the film, your postures — you’re slumped down in the chair, despondent, depressed, cynical. She’s upright, optimistic, with an edge. She comes at you like a knife and slices everything open.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She’s like a razor blade. She’s going to cut the whole house open. “Things are going to change around here!” She doesn’t say it, but she doesn’t have to. And then the other side of the equation was working with Judi Dench. I just thought: I can’t believe I have the opportunity to work with her. That was just so amazing. And I’ve got to be so mean to her, too! But she’s so cool. She has apparently forgiven me.
You shot the film in the Peak District, very close to the actual setting of the novel, and I feel like Cary and his cinematographer caught something of the primitive, almost wild character of that place. It doesn’t feel coddled or pretty. It’s not Victorian, at least not in the comfortable, garden-party sense.
Exactly. I wanted Rochester to be out there digging in the dirt, digging up the garden. One of Rochester’s more appealing qualities is that the class system disgusts him. When he has Lady Ingram and those people around, he doesn’t like any of those people. He has to entertain and go through the motions, but he’s somebody who works with the earth, who goes out hunting. It’s not the old caricature [sipping tea and humming a Baroque melody]. There was a dirt to it. People didn’t have showers, so there was dirt on their hands. As you just said, there’s something very primal about it. Beneath the elegance and the repression, the beast was not very far underneath. These guys were just as decadent as anybody today; they were doing all kinds of crazy shit. Rochester has been to brothels, has dabbled in drugs, or at least that’s what I think.
Our time is up, but tell me something about playing Carl Jung in the Cronenberg film. I totally can’t wait to see that.
Again, there was so much to learn and not enough time to appreciate exactly who he was. It was a fascinating experience to delve into that world, and a lot of the Jungian technique can translate to the acting world. You know, the various personality types — extrovert and introvert — there’s a lot of language that I would have learned in acting school, and now I realize it came from Jungian beliefs. And it was amazing to work with David Cronenberg and Viggo, and Keira Knightley — she’s going to make people sit up and pay attention with her performance. I think she’s really stunning in it. And Viggo Mortensen — he is the most beautiful man in the world! He is! He’s just like, wow! He’s such a special dude. And Cronenberg is so funny, and obviously brilliant. That was a special experience.
“Army of Crime”: Real inglorious bastards of the Resistance
A French World War II thriller tells the real story of those who fought back, amid a huge majority who didn't care
A still from "Army of Crime"
Nobody’s likely to confuse French director Robert Guédigian’s dense, multi-stranded French Resistance flick “Army of Crime” with the extended “Saturday Night Live” sketch that is Quentin Tarantino’s “Inglourious Basterds,” or with Jean-Pierre Melville’s brooding, downbeat 1969 masterpiece “Army of Shadows.” But this is a solid, spellbinding drama based closely on real history, which along the way offers a not-so-subtle commentary on the diverse, immigrant-rich society of contemporary France.
Like all modern nations, France always represented a confluence of different peoples, but for many years the official republican ideal prevented much public discussion of ethnic differences, and enabled a quasi-official racism and anti-Semitism. In the very first scene of “Army of Crime,” Guédigian — himself a native-born French citizen of Armenian ancestry — calls this dramatically into question. As a busload of wartime prisoners is transported to an unknown destination by their Nazi-collaborator jailers, we hear an unseen narrator reciting an honor roll of names, each one followed by the phrase “mort pour la France” (“died for France”). The surnames are Polish or Hungarian or Armenian or Jewish or Russian or Italian — hardly any would have been recognized by a nationalistic Frenchman of those years as “truly French.”
There’s a lot of historical truth to that, especially because the Resistance in Nazi-occupied France was closely tied to international socialism, a movement that attracted many people from Eastern Europe, the southern Mediterranean and the Jewish diaspora. Guédigian is of course making the point that the French-identified majority population largely capitulated to Nazi rule and raised no strong objections to ethnic cleansing — whatever they may have wanted to claim later — while newcomers risked their lives for the supposed ideals of “liberté, égalité et fraternité.”
You’ve got to stick with “Army of Crime” for a bit until its characters and plot start to cohere, but it tells the largely true story of a daring, ragtag Resistance unit led by Armenian poet Missak Manouchian (Simon Abkarian) and his wife, Mélinée (gorgeous French starlet Virginie Ledoyen). Others in the group include Marcel Rayman (Robinson Stévenin), a handsome young French Jew who carries out a reckless series of public assassinations of German soldiers, a Hungarian family who host clandestine gatherings in their Parisian bar, and a swaggering, streetwise Polish Communist named Henri Krasucki (Adrien Jolivet) — who would actually survive the war and become a player in French left-wing politics.
It’s entirely possible that Tarantino had the Manouchian group in mind when inventing his fictional Resistance cell for “Inglourious Basterds.” They had no training, few resources and were not especially well organized, but they flew so close to the ground — and got such good leaks from sympathetic French authorities — that they bedeviled and embarrassed the Nazis for years, finally staging a big attack that Berlin could not ignore. No, they didn’t assassinate Hitler and prevent the worst crimes of the Holocaust. But as “Army of Crime” demonstrates, they did lay down their lives courageously, on behalf of a nation that wasn’t entirely sure it wanted them to.
“Army of Crime” is now playing in New York and San Francisco, with more cities to follow.
Straight to DVD: “Planet Hulk” & “Cabin Fever 2″
Watch Marvel's green Goliath battle flesh-eating bacteria at the senior prom! Who peed in the punch?
When I first opened the screener of “Planet Hulk,” I hoped the 81-minute animated feature would deliver an actual planet full of raging green muscleheads yelling, “Hulk smash!” while perpetually pounding on each other. Barring that, I’d've settled for an adaptation of the Harlan Ellison-scripted “Incredible Hulk” No. 140 (1971) where our favorite gamma-powered brute finds true love on a subatomic world populated by green people, only to have it all ripped away by a bug-eyed alien named Psyklop. That’s how far back me and ol’ Jade Jaws roll, folks. Instead, “Planet Hulk” is the straight-to-DVD version of a more recent popular run of comics where Hulk fights for his life in some interstellar gladiatorial games, kind of like the Starz Network’s “Spartacus: Blood and Sand,” but without all the softcore porn.
Looking to shave some money off the Pentagon budget and finally redeploy Gen. “Thunderbolt” Ross off to Afghanistan, Iron Man and his superpowered colleagues blast the Hulk (the voice of Rick Wasserman) off into space. The green-skinned Goliath’s ship crash-lands on the planet Sakaar, which is ruled by the tyrannical Red King (Mark Hildreth), whose technology subdues the Hulk where Earth’s mightiest heroes have failed. Forced to fight in the arena, Hulk reluctantly bands together with some rebel types, a four-armed insect comic relief and one of those lunar rock men who attempted to capture Thor way back in 1963.
There’s some hokum about prophecies that have become part and parcel of these kinds of science-and-sorcery epics ever since “The Matrix,” but this works here as well as it does in any “Star Wars” prequel, or even in “Avatar.” Of course the Hulk is the chosen one promised to the oppressed of Sakaar by their legends, but he’d rather spend most of the movie looking out for number one, all Han Solo style. Hulk also never reverts to his alter ego, Dr. Bruce Banner, and stays green and surly through the whole movie. All the gladiatorial politics that we’ve seen since the days of Cecil B. DeMille are also at play, preventing the Red King from killing the Hulk outright because of the monster’s popularity in the games.
While the producers of “Planet Hulk” may have passed up Ellison’s early-’70s Hulk microverse saga, they still mine the entirety of Marvel’s 20th-century output for characters. Beta Ray Bill, a horse-faced alien with the powers of Thor who was popular in the early ’80s, shows up in the arena to put a stop to Hulk’s winning streak. For completist nerds, Bill’s appearance provides one of the unqualified joys of watching “Planet Hulk,” but those who haven’t spent 35 years of their lives obsessing over all things Marvel can still glean that Bill is a hammer-carrying badass from only a few moments of exposition.
“Planet Hulk” features gladiators dying in pools of blood, people getting turned into warty zombies by creepy-looking mites, and a baby being vaporized by a space bomb, so it’s really not for young children. But both older and overgrown kids who can handle its PG-13 rating will find all of the action here promised by a title character who smashes first and almost never asks questions later. The animation is definitely done on a budget, but the character movement is pretty seamless during the many fight scenes.
This is the second Lions Gate “Hulk” release. The first one, titled “Hulk Vs.” (as in “versus”) came out last year with sports superhero-on-superhero action as Greenskin squares off against Wolverine and Thor in two separate short films. Both of those fight films are as satisfying as “Planet Hulk,” for many of the same reasons. One hopes that as Disney completes its merger with Marvel and eventually takes over the production of these things, it will improve the animation while maintaining the attention to Marvel’s past that gives “Planet Hulk” an authentic spontaneity that is lacking in so many superhero summer blockbusters. That being said, Lions Gate still has a “Tales of Asgard” disc featuring the adventures of teenage Thor slated for next year.
Maybe I’m the wrong guy to review “Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever,” because I really loathed the first movie. When Peter Jackson raved that the original “Cabin Fever” (2002) was “an unrelenting, gruesomely funny bloodbath,” I rushed out to see it, hoping it was the new “Evil Dead” or at least “Re-Animator.” Instead, the bio-horror flick joined my ethereal 10-worst list, along with unwatchable crap like “Howling III: The Marsupials” and “Stahttps://cm.mps.beta.salon.com/mps/r Knight,” with Harvey Keitel and Klaus Kinski (literally, the worst movie I’ve ever seen).
It wasn’t the gross-out factor that turned me off, mind you. I’ve been fascinated with skin-rending bacteria ever since I saw a couple of film scratches burrow their way into a beatnik’s guts when an unedited print of”The Flesh Eaters” (1964) aired on local TV. But “Cabin Fever’s” botched attempts at redneck humor had me wanting to slink out of the multiplex while realizing what a work of genius Troma’s “Toxic Avenger” really was. Original “Cabin Fever” director Eli Roth is pretty good at tormenting backpackers in the “Hostel” movies or butchering Nazis onscreen as an actor in “Inglourious Basterds,” but he should have stayed away from the Larry the Cable Guy shtick for his seminal gore-fest.
This time around, Roth cedes the director’s chair to Ti West, who won a strong notice from Salon’s Stephanie Zacharek for his ’80s-throwback horror vehicle “The House of the Devil.” In “Cabin Fever 2,” West handles the mix of humor and carnage more evenly than his predecessor, although the end product is a tad too informed by “Napoleon Dynamite” for my taste. Also along for the ride is Giuseppe Andrews, who reprises his role as the poon-starved fuckwit Deputy Winston. While he just reeks of being one of the director’s pals being cast as a mustachioed rube in the first movie, Andrews isn’t quite so out of place in the sequel, due to its lighter tone.
For those who missed it, in the first “Cabin Fever,” a group of teens head off to the titular cabin in the woods, get infected by a blood-borne disease, and screw like jackrabbits while their flesh falls off. For the sequel, infected water is bottled and distributed to a suburban high school right before prom night. Teens come down with pus-oozing rashes, and their fingernails start peeling off, but they don’t bother telling their parents or going to the doctor. No, it’s the prom. They’re going to get laid.
Just to make sure everyone is infected, a disgruntled janitor urinates blood into the punch bowl. The horned-up teens guzzle the punch despite its tasting like bloody piss. Teens soon start vomiting chunky blood and ruin the prom queen’s coronation during one of the film’s more sickly funny takes. “Why is everyone looking at her?” the prom queen shrieks while another girl is spewing blood all over the gym. “This is supposed to be my night!” As things go from bad to rancid, mysterious men in biohazard suits show up and start gunning down the diseased prom-goers. Even though their faces remain behind gasmasks, you have to root for these guys because A) the kids at this school are all excruciating, and B) you really don’t want these blood-barfing teens running around and infecting everybody.
Despite global-warming deniers, Southwest’s throwing fat people off planes, and teabaggers getting all bent out of shape over “Captain America” comics, I still don’t hate humanity enough to find the humor in hematologic pathogens — especially when zombies aren’t involved. I might be getting close, but I’m not there yet. However, if you’re the kind of demented freak who’s waited your whole life to see bloody dicks and even more blood gushing from between a woman’s thighs, then “Cabin Fever 2″ comes highly recommended. For me, I’d rather stick to comfort food like “Blood Freak” (1972), the Christian anti-drug movie where evil government marijuana experiments turn a Harley-riding loner into a turkey-headed bloodsucker.
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