2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
Today is Women’s Day of Action for Healthcare Reform, sponsored by the National Women’s Law Center and many allies. Turns out it’s also the day a vote on the 1,900-page House proposal (PDF) may be in sight. “Americans are ready for comprehensive health insurance reform and the House will soon act,” Nancy Pelosi said in a statement last night accompanying many last-minute changes to the bill. “Publication of the changes started a 72-hour legislative clock, meaning that a floor vote could take place as early as Saturday,” the AP reported. “But with no Republican backing for the measure, Democrats will need overwhelming support from their own. A festering intra-party disagreement over how to prevent federal funds from being used to pay for abortion remained unresolved Wednesday morning.”
Women’s and abortion-rights advocates have pretty much had it up to here with “compromise.” “This is a do-or-die moment in the battle over abortion coverage,” said Nancy Northup, president of the Center for Reproductive Rights, in a statement. “Either the House Leadership can cave to the demands of the anti-choice lobby — intent on exploiting the divisions over abortion within the Democratic Party — or take a principled stand against these political machinations. While anti-choice lawmakers opportunistically move to extend the already punishing federal funding for abortion restrictions into the private market, American women have given more than enough in the spirit of compromise. More deep slices from the half-a-loaf already given to American women would be intolerable.
“Abortion is a constitutionally protected medical procedure that one in three women will have in their lifetime. Yet the abortion-neutral language negotiated into both House and Senate bills amounts to a promise to women with a ‘no-guarantee’ clause. While an honest and credible attempt to defuse the debate over abortion, the compromise potentially leaves millions of women under the new system without even the option of abortion coverage.
”American women cannot afford to give any more ground on healthcare. And House Leadership cannot afford to renege on their responsibility to protect women’s rights and health.”
Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.