Space porn: These images are (quite literally) out of this world
It didn’t matter that he’d never filed an income tax return in the state or that he’d been mulling a run for governor of Tennessee just a few months earlier; Harold Ford was a New Yorker, dammit — and he had the helicopter flight logs and pedicure receipts to prove it.
That was the one-time Memphis congressman’s message when he suddenly began exploring a U.S. Senate bid in the Empire State two months ago, an effort that ended last night with his announcement that he wouldn’t be a candidate. (Ford blamed the bullying tactics of party bosses, which is another way of saying he was running 25 points behind Kirsten Gillibrand in polls.)
But fear not, Ford-philes: If our favorite pampered political vagabond has proven anything these last few months, it’s that even the most tenuous ties to a state can be enough to wage a serious campaign for major office. And 2010 is still young! There’s still time for him to suddenly reveal his residence in another state or two that just happens to have a major office open this year.
As a service to Mr. Ford, Salon is happy to offer the following suggestions for the next leg of his Unbridled Ambition ’10 national tour:
Office to seek: Governor is open this year.
He’s a resident because …: He graduated from the University of Michigan’s law school in 1996.
Campaign strategy: Claim to be a distant relative of Henry Ford and promise to revive the auto industry with an even bigger infusion of federal money — while also declaring, “I am a capitalist.“
Pedicure suggestion: Foxy Nails; 2931 Carpenter Road, Ann Arbor
Office to seek: U.S. Senate
He’s a resident because …: Did you know he did his undergrad work at Penn?
Campaign strategy: Just import his New York strategy (run to the right of Gillibrand) — but with Arlen Specter and Joe Sestak both scrapping for votes on the left, there might be enough room here to win! Or at least finish a respectable third!
Pedicure suggestion: Oggi Salon and Spa; 1700 Locust Street, Philadelphia
District of Columbia
Office to seek: Mayor
He’s a resident because …: This one’s easy. He was raised here when his dad was in Congress, attended St. Albans and lived here when he served in the House from 1997 to 2007.
Campaign strategy: Adrian Fenty is the Kirsten Gillibrand of the District — a sitting duck, if someone serious would just step forward and challenge him. Downside: Mayor of D.C. is not a great stepping-stone to national office; Ford would have to move again in a few years to run for higher office.
Pedicure recommendation: Joy’s Nails; 2471 18th Street, NW
Office to seek: Governor
He’s a resident because …: He was the Barbara Jordan Visiting Professor at the University of Texas’ Lyndon B. Johnson School of Public Affairs in 2008
Campaign strategy: Remember when I voted to shield gun manufacturers from lawsuits when I was running for the Senate in Tennessee? And how I pretended I hadn’t when I was running in New York? Yeah, well let’s just forget all the New York stuff.
Pedicure recommendation: No real Texan would be caught dead getting one. Take the helicopter to Joy’s in DC.
Steve Kornacki writes about politics for Salon. Reach him by email at SKornacki@salon.com and follow him on Twitter @SteveKornackiMore Steve Kornacki.
NASA astronaut Mike Hopkins
On December 28, 2013, Expedition 38 crew member Mike Hopkins participating in the second of two space walks to replace a degraded pump module on the International Space Station. (NASA astronaut Rick Mastracchio is reflected in his helmet!)
The Soyuz TMA-10M
The Soyuz TMA-10M headed towards the International Space Station with crew members from Expedition 37 onboard.
40 years ago the Apollo 8 mission flew up to the moon, orbited it ten times and then returned to Earth. This picture was taken from that flight and shows the Earth as it seemingly rises in similar fashion to a sunrise.
Sunrise from Expedition 36
NASA Flight Engineer Karen L. Nyberg of Expedition 36 took this photo of the sun rising -- a sight they saw nearly 16 times per day due to the speed of the International Space Station's orbit around the earth.
A pair of NanoRacks CubeSats -- nanosattelite spacecrafts carrying experiments -- were launched by Expedition 38.