2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
Ben Folds has always possessed an irresistible blend of talent, humor and grumpiness. But this weekend at a concert in Charlotte, NC, he took his charm to a whole new level when he sat down at the keyboard – for a little Chatroulette.
Chatroulette, as you may already know from the constant hype, is a Web site that allows users to access random webcam for the purposes of talking, playing and showing off their pensises. Chief among its breakout stars is a hoodie-wearing pianist named Merton, whose witty, improvised songs about fellow chatters have led to speculation that he’s really a thinly disguised Ben Folds.
But Folds himself laid that to rest (or did he??) during his show on Saturday, when he pulled up his own hood, logged on to Chatroulette and did a little number he called “Ode to Merton.” To give you an indication of what’s out there on the Internet, Folds’s ditties included a “Hello Mr. Shirtless Man” and “Hey, Man, Sitting on the Toilet.” The performance itself is an utter delight, and the finale is so hilariously, perfectly fitting, it’ll melt your rock ‘n’ roll heart.
It was a sweetly communal moment for a nerdosphere, bringing together those whose idea of a good night is sweating in a crowded concert hall and those who prefer to rock it sitting at home in their underwear. For Folds, it may also have been a bit of payback for every artist who’s ever stood on stage giving his heart and soul to a throng impassively updating its Twitter status. Sometimes, when we spin the wheel and submit to the arbitrary nature of the Net, something close to magic happens. With a little luck, this Folds guy just might have a future as a YouTube star.
Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.