Like little stars.
Ah, young love. It can be fickle, it can be cruel, it can saddle you with a baby and end your mother’s Vice-Presidential ambitions. Everyone’s favorite unwed teenage parents, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston, seem to be rebuilding their relationship for the sake of their child. Just how intimately they are working on it seems to be up for discussion, though. US Weekly cites a source that says they are full-on back together, although Harper’s Bazaar has a fascinating interview with Bristol in June’s issue in which she discusses Levi being “a stranger” to her. AP is reporting that the couple is merely “cordial.”
The funny part about the wire story is that the quote comes from Levi Johnston’s manager. His manager? There’s 15 percent of that Playgirl money, gone. That leaves him like $32 to buy diapers. If they are back-together-with-benefits, I don’t think it would contradict Bristol’s renewed fervor for abstinence. If you did him at least once already, resulting in a kid, all future instances should be alright, right?
Here’s a clip of Levi’s interview with Kathy Griffin.
Like little stars.
World's best pie apple. Essential for Tarte Tatin. Has five prominent ribs.
So pretty. So early. So ephemeral. Tastes like strawberry candy (slightly).
My personal fave. Ultra-crisp. Graham cracker flavor. Should be famous. Isn't.
High flavored with notes of blood orange and allspice. Very rare.
Jefferson's favorite. The best all-purpose American apple.
New Hampshire's native son has a grizzled appearance and a strangely addictive curry flavor. Very, very rare.
Makes the best hard cider in America. Soon to be famous.
Freak seedling found in an Oregon field in the '60s has pink flesh and a fragrant strawberry snap. Makes a killer rose cider.
Ben Franklin's favorite. Queen Victoria's favorite. Only apple native to NYC.
Really does taste like pineapple.