2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
Who knows what, exactly, to make of the news that Al Gore has been accused by an Oregon masseuse of making repeated, unwanted sexual contact with her back in 2006?
Early on Wednesday, the National Enquirer reported that the the masseuse had provided an account to Portland police of a hotel room encounter with Gore in October ’06. Apparently, Portland police were first made aware of her accusations back in late ’06 by the woman’s attorney. However, she declined to come forward herself or to press charges. But then, last year, she did go to police, providing them with a graphic account of the alleged incident. Copies of a police report from early ’07 and of the woman’s 2009 statement have now been made public.
For all we know right now, there might be validity to her claims. Still, three reasons to be skeptical jump out:
1) The Portland police declined to investigate the woman’s claims any further after she made her statement, citing a lack of evidence.
2) The allegations were apparently known two years ago to at least one Portland media outlet — the Portland Tribune, a weekly paper that declined to report on them. The paper’s editor tells Ben Smith that the allegations didn’t meet the “test points” that the paper uses to determine whether a story is likely to be true.
3) We have seen plenty of cases of baseless (if vivid) sexual allegations against celebrities before. Tucker Carlson was once accused of rape by a woman he’d never met, for instance. Something similar happened with magician David Copperfield last year, too. (Plenty of celebrities have been guilty of sex crimes, too, of course.)
Gore has yet to make any public statement on the matter.
Steve Kornacki writes about politics for Salon. Reach him by email at SKornacki@salon.com and follow him on Twitter @SteveKornackiMore Steve Kornacki.
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Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
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