Jeff Greene is a self-funded billionaire candidate in the Democratic primary for senator from Florida. He is a real estate investor with a lot of very famous and beloved friends. Mike Tyson was his best man, and Heidi Fleiss crashed at his house for a while. But this, this is the weirdest connection so far.
Last New Year’s Eve, 55-year-old Greene was photographed hanging out in St. Barth with starlet and convicted criminal Lindsay Lohan, whose upcoming jail sentence you might’ve read something about recently.
What could they possibly be talking about? The people of Florida demand answers!
Also, does Greene have any famous friends who haven’t been convicted of crimes?
Alex Pareene writes about politics for Salon and is the author of "The Rude Guide to Mitt." Email him at email@example.com and follow him on Twitter @pareeneMore Alex Pareene.