In his update on the debt crisis Monday night (also know as “Armadebtdon”), Jon Stewart used some elaborate similes.
He compared the rancorous negotiations to a “non-fiction version” of the film “Captain America” — a fictionalized vision of what Americans can achieve if they put their minds to it.
On the economic collapse threatened by a U.S. default, Stewart noted, “the only catastrophe that has moved its date this often is ‘Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark’.”
He then said that Congress is not bad at its job, “it’s just equivalent to a skunk with its head in a jar of Skippy peanut butter.”
And finally, the host compared Congress’ treatment of the American people over the debt crisis to bad behavior at the end of a relationship: “Do you want out of this relationship so bad, but don’t have the balls to leave, so you all decided to act like such giant assholes you force us to break up with you?”
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"The Daily Show" host rips into the News Corp. CEO, Rebekah Brooks and the British police
Jon Stewart almost had too much material to choose from when giving a satirical summary of recent events in the phone hacking scandal. Following the testimony in front of a British parliamentary committee Tuesday of Rupert Murdoch, his son James and Rebekah Brooks (which was interrupted by a pie attack on the Australian-born mogul), Stewart took shots at a few key incidents.
He made particular mention of Rupert Murdoch interrupting his son during the hearing to say that it was “the most humble day” of his life. “Not so humble you couldn’t wait for your turn to talk!” quipped Stewart.
Watch “The Daily Show” host’s recap of “hackgate” developments below:
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Obama would make a terrible Incredible Hulk
Stewart mocks the mild anger the president has displayed over debt negotiations
“If that’s Obama mad, that’s weak,” said Jon Stewart on Thursday night, mocking the president’s alleged tough talk in debt negotiations. Stewart suggested that even if Obama were the Incredible Hulk, he would politely excuse himself when he felt a transformation coming on, so as to change into a bigger suit.
“The Daily Show” host took particular issue with the president’s warning to House Majority leader, Eric Cantor. “Don’t call my bluff, Eric,” Obama said this week. “Boy, the name Eric really takes the urgency and steam out of an argument, doesn’t it.”
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