Fiction
“Full Dark, No Stars”: Stephen King’s relentlessly horrible new book
"Full Dark, No Stars" showcases the many personalities of the pop fiction icon. It isn't pretty
Revised for Cover Automation project(Credit: Ray Chokov) “How’s the drain in that slop sink?” Pale, neutral, unblinking, the man in the three-quarter-length black leather coat was all business. Having briskly groped the corpse’s breasts (checking for prosthetics?) and poked his fingers in its mouth (checking for fillings?) he was preparing to perform the disposal operation for which he — a professional “cleaner” — had been hired. His affect was creepy: some kind of -path for sure: psycho-, socio-, maybe a neuro-… “I’m in the mood for some music,” he announced, looking as if he had never heard music in his life. “Eighties.”
Stephen King’s recent cameo on “Sons of Anarchy” – FX’s delirious biker opera, now in its third season — was quite literally a sensation: It entered at the eyes, stole down the arms, and tickled behind the knees. The fact that his character went by the name of Bachman only increased the frisson: “Richard Bachman” was a King pseudonym in the late ’70s and early ’80s, under which he published several novels including “Thinner” and “The Running Man.” So here was Bachman materialized at last, the fake author walking and talking and being scary, like George Stark in 1989′s “The Dark Half.” (Stark, it will be remembered, not only terrorized his “host,” the modest novelist Thad Beaumont — he also sold a lot more books than Beaumont did.)
How many distinct personalities are contained, floatingly, within the authorial nimbus that we currently know as “Stephen King”? A deeper Kingologist than I might be able to put a number on it, but I can tell you that four of them, at least, are on display in the story collection “Full Dark, No Stars.”
“1922″ — the confession of a Depression-era farmer who murders his wife and dumps her body in a well — gives us King the pasticheur and genre-hopper. “Yet something held me back. ‘Twas not fear of the neighbors’ chatter, I had no care for country gossip; ’twas something else. I had come to hate her, you see. I had come to wish her dead …” The narrator stops saying ’twas after a few pages, thank God, and by its end the story has become an (I think) unprecedented blend of James Herbert’s “The Rats” and Terrence Malick’s “Badlands.” In “Big Driver,” a female writer of midrange, not-too-alarming mysteries — “cozies,” as they are known in the biz — is raped and left for dead: Here we see King white-coated in his literary lab, squinting coldly as he combines categories of experience over a Bunsen burner. “A Good Marriage,” meanwhile, is your classic old-school horror-buff what-if: What if you discovered that your beloved, trusted husband, the man with whom you have built your life, was … a serial killer?
“Fair Extension,” the shortest and, in some ways, the nastiest of the stories, is a showcase for King the jester, the gargoyle, the upside-down moralist: Satan, who runs a little roadside stall out near the airport, offers a cancer patient the opportunity to “transfer the weight” of his suffering — to land it on somebody else, in other words. The offer is guiltlessly accepted, the patient recovers, the patient’s best friend begins a run of agonising afflictions, and the devil (who likes to watch “Inside Edition” on his tiny TV) rubs his hands.
This being a book by Stephen King, it goes without saying that the stories — with the possible exception of “1922,” which suffers from a distracting instability in the language — more or less drag you along by your hair: Like them or not, you’re going to finish them. Are they horrible? They are quite horrible. In an afterword the author defends, with a kind of wounded modesty, their horribleness: “I have tried my best in “Full Dark, No Stars” to record what people might do, and how they might behave, under certain dire circumstances.” A fifth personality appears! This is King the cranky pedagogue, the King of “On Writing” and “Danse Macabre,” unassuaged by global success, with many ghostly chips on his shoulder. Bad writing, declares this King, “is more than a matter of shit syntax and faulty observation; bad writing usually arises from a stubborn refusal to tell stories about what people actually do.” Well, what people do — in their millions — is read books by Stephen King, so perhaps he should settle down … or try a bit more acting: It seems to suit him.
50 shades of Shutterstock
Slide show: Everyone's favorite light-bondage bestseller illustrated by inexplicable stock photography SLIDE SHOW
This week, for roughly the millionth time, E.L. James’ romance-bondage trilogy “50 Shades” nabs the No. 1, 2 and 3 spots on the New York Times bestseller lists. We don’t get it either. Every page of that book, which famously began as “Twilight” fan fiction, elicits a sigh of confusion and weird secondary embarrassment. The question is: Who would read this? (The answer is: Apparently everyone.) It’s the same baffled, helpless feeling we get when we sort through stock photos on a daily basis. Stock photos – which have been the subject of recent outstanding Internet satire – are used by this site, and many others, to illustrate our flood of content. Many are plain and simple, but a good portion are flat-out mind-blowing. Why did anyone think that photo was a good idea? It only made sense to join these forces. And so, we present to you passages from the most head-scratching bestseller of our time, illustrated with the assistance of inexplicable stock photography.
Megaphone by Natalie Bakopoulos
Miracles happen, even in an Athens crippled by a garbage strike, to a young mother unsure of her ability to love
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s the third week of the garbage strike and Athens has begun to smell. Bright-colored trash bags fill the curbs and alleyways, and we have learned to step over the rubbish and avoid the blocks that had become unnavigable. We know which stretches are particularly foul — a stretch along Mavili Square, or the entire top end of Monastiraki. Odos Athinas is a sea of trash, and Omonia is ghastly but we don’t go there anyway. May has gone from unseasonably cool to raging hot, and the garbage seems to be melting. In front of the museum it’s like yet another installation project. When I arrive each morning I want to wretch.
Continue Reading CloseNatalie Bakopoulos's first novel, "The Green Shore," will be published by Simon & Schuster in June 2012. Her work has appeared in Tin House, Ninth Letter, Granta Online, and The O. Henry Prize Stories 2010, and she is a contributing editor for the online journal Fiction Writers Review. More Natalie Bakopoulos.
Almost by Chris Pavone
She never thought of herself as ambitious, until motherhood and career collided in one horrifying hospital ride
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s just before dawn when Isabel puts the final page down on the fat stack of paper that sits on the rumpled bedspread, next to an overflowing crystal ashtray and a crumpled soft-pack of cigarettes. She’d tried Wellbutrin and Xanax; she’d used patches and gum. In the end, the only thing that made her quit smoking was being pregnant.
But then, after everything, she couldn’t help but start up again. At first it was just a single cigarette per day, or two. Then it became a few, and within months she was back to full-throttle. Over the past couple of years, she’s tried to quit a few times, but not seriously. She anticipates — she accepts — failure. Because she doesn’t want to quit, not really. She wants instead to try, and fail.
Continue Reading CloseMemorial Day fiction: Are we there yet?
Salon exclusive: At the start of the summer fiction season, new stories from Chris Pavone and Natalie Bakopoulos
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) “Are we there yet?”
It’s a dreaded sentence. When it’s spoken by an anxious child from the back seat, it’s enough to make stressed-out parents wish they’d never taken a family vacation in the first place. And even if it’s delivered as a sing-songy punch line, from an impatient partner or spouse on a long road trip, it’s an irritating eye-roller of a joke.
So this Memorial Day weekend — the unofficial start of the summer vacation season, and therefore the summer fiction season — we asked two novelists to reclaim the sentence in a new and adult context. For our latest fiction project, there was only one simple rule: Each story had to include the line “Are we there yet?” in a fresh and surprising way.
Continue Reading CloseDavid Daley is the senior culture editor of Salon. More David Daley.
“Frankenstein” remixed
This masterful new adaptation of Mary Shelley's classic novel may be the best interactive fiction yet
Whatever interactive fiction is (and we’re still figuring that out) it suffers from all the problems of traditional fiction and then some. The vast majority of novels and short stories aren’t much good, but when a branching fiction — along the lines of the old “Choose Your Own Adventure” children’s books — fails to engage, the first impulse is to blame the form rather than the content. Let “Frankenstein,” just released by Inkle Studios and Profile Books, serve as a reproach to that reflex. The app is a creative, subtle and sensitive adaptation of Mary Shelley’s classic novella, and it has singlehandedly renewed this critic’s hopes for interactive fiction.
Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
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