Why flying and snow storms don’t mix
The problems are on the ground, not in the air. On the plus side: Sweet unplanned Belgian vacation for the Pilot!
Topics: Air Travel, Ask the Pilot, Belgium, Snow Storms, Business, Life News
A U.S. Airways jet is seen amidst snow blown by gust of wind at the Philadelphia International Airport in Philadelphia, Monday, Dec. 27, 2010. A powerful East Coast blizzard menaced would-be travelers by air, rail and highway Monday, leaving thousands without a way to get home after the holidays and shutting down major airports and rail lines for a second day. (AP Photo/Matt Rourke)(Credit: Matt Rourke)As this column goes live, word is coming out of an accident in Wyoming involving a 757 that may have skidded off a snowy runway. Little is known at this point, and I’ll be en route to the U.S. as the story develops. I’ll get to it later, in other words, if the story warrants.
BRUSSELS, Belgium — Quick, how do you turn a pilot’s 24-hour European layover in Brussels into a 120-hour European layover? Easy, just send a snow hurricane roaring through the Northeast corridor. I should call myself lucky, I guess. Other travelers have suffered far worse fates these past few days than a paid-for Benelux exile.
While the rest of you were stranded on tarmacs, sleeping under benches and sucking on discarded Chick-fil-A wrappers, I’ve been sightseeing and sipping on hot chocolate. Yesterday I hopped the train up to Ghent for a view of the newly restored Van Eyck altarpiece at St. Bavo’s Cathedral.
Not to rub it in or anything.
The white stuff has been falling in Belgium too. Looks like I timed my arrival just right, as it were, smack in between the big European storm of two weeks ago and now the American one. I had dinner yesterday with a friend of mine, an Associated Press reporter who’s based here. He said they never, ever get snow like this. And as a result, there was chaos across much of Western Europe. There were countless cancellations, thousands of airline passengers stranded. Brussels and Paris ran out of de-icing fluid.
The other day I shared a taxi with a fellow who’d finally made it back from London after several days of delay. Like many people he was less than impressed by the way British airport authorities had handled things, but had a special theory as to their lack of preparedness. “You know what the problem is?” he offered up.
“No, what? What’s the problem?” Something in his voice gave me a bad feeling.
“The problem is that Europeans are idiots. They are buying into all that global warming shit. They aren’t investing in snow-removal equipment because they actually think it’s getting warmer!”
I see. I wasn’t in the mood to tell him, but he’s got it exactly backwards. The climate change models in fact predict snowier winters for northwestern Europe, with more frequent and intense storms.
Anyway, wherever they came from, these Christmas bookend storms have not only been a nightmare for passengers, but will prove murderously expensive for the airlines. Total losses will be counted in the billions.
Patrick Smith is an airline pilot. More Patrick Smith.





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