SALON

Thursday, Apr 28, 2011 1:30 PM UTC

Final “Harry Potter” trailer arrives as Emma Watson leaves school

"The Deathly Hallows" is the end of an era, but we're more interested in why Hermione Granger is ditching Brown

By

Topics: Harry Potter, College, Movie news, YouTube, Movies,

Final Emma Watson's final showdown for team Gryffindor.

Harry Potter! Is back! To defeat Voldemort one … final … time. And we know that they can’t drag this out any longer, because there were only so many books about the magical wizard and his friends who couldn’t hack it at Ivy League universities in J.K. Rowling’s oeuvre!

So here it is folks, the trailer for the final installment of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”:

As we mentioned several weeks ago, this has been a fun roller coaster of a decade for “Harry Potter,” which didn’t even exist in movie form this time 10 years ago. Unbelievable, right? Whatever face cream Alan Rickman’s using, I want some!

But if we can go back to Emma Watson leaving Brown University for a moment: Does anyone really believe she was “bullied” out of school, as some gossip outlets have been reporting (and which she denies), or that every time she answered a question correctly her classmates would shout “Three points for Gryffindor?” Because I believe that happened once, maybe twice before it got really old, or the professors were like, “Enough!”

Emma’s official reason for leaving school was that she “has decided to continue with a different course” not offered at Brown, but it just sounds like she didn’t like being that far away from a major city to party in. Which is fine. Maybe next time she should get advice from James Franco so the words “drop out” don’t appear on headlines next to her name: After all, unlike Hogwarts, there are schools she can just transfer her credits to.

Drew Grant is a staff writer for Salon. Follow her on Twitter at @videodrew. More Drew Grant.

Next Article

Related Stories

More Related Stories

Featured Slide Shows

The week in 10 pics

close X
  • Share on Twitter
  • Share on Facebook
  • Thumbnails
  • Fullscreen
  • 1 of 11
  • Lisa Montgomery embraces her nephew Thursday after a tornado tore apart her home in Cleburne, Texas. The twister killed six people and destroyed entire swaths of the North Texas town.
    Credit: AP/LM Otero

  • Jack McMahon, the defense attorney for abortion doctor Kermit Gosnell, speaks outside the Criminal Justice Center in Philadelphia Tuesday. His client was convicted of killing three babies in his clinic, and will serve multiple life sentences.
    Credit: AP/Matt Rourke

  • A photo taken Monday captures Vice President Joe Biden's response to a Milwaukee second-grader's innovative proposal to end America's epidemic of gun violence. This guy!
    Credit: AP/Jenny Aicher

  • Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., flanked by a grouper-eyed Michele Bachmann, addresses the IRS' admission that it targeted Tea Party groups in advance of the 2012 election. In an op-ed for CNN Thursday, the Kentucky senator slammed the president for his faux outrage.
    Credit: AP/Molly Riley

  • Ousted IRS chief Steven Miller is sworn in on Capitol Hill Friday. Miller testified before the House Ways and Means Committee on the extra scrutiny the agency gave conservative groups applying for tax-exempt status.
    Credit: AP/J. Scott Applewhite

  • Attorney General Eric Holder pauses as he testifies on Capitol Hill before the House Judiciary Committee Wednesday. Holder is under fire, among other things, for the Justice Department's gathering of phone records at the Associated Press.
    Credit: AP/Carolyn Kaster

  • O.J. Simpson sits during an evidentiary hearing at Clark County District Court in Las Vegas, Nev., Thursday. Simpson, who is currently serving a nine-to-33-year sentence in state prison for armed robbery and kidnapping, is using a writ of habeas corpus to seek a new trial.
    Credit: AP/Las Vegas Review-Journal/Jeff Scheid

  • Major Tom to ground control: On Sunday astronaut Chris Hadfield recorded the first music video from space, a cover of David Bowie's "Space Oddity."
    Credit: AP/NASA/Chris Hadfield

  • When it rains it pours. President Barack Obama speaks during a news conference Thursday with Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan, inexplicably inspiring an #umbrellagate Twitter meme.
    Credit: AP/Jacquelyn Martin

  • A smoke plume rises high above a road block at the intersection of County A and Ross Road east of Solon Springs, Wis., Tuesday. No injuries were reported, but the the wildfire caused evacuations across northwestern Wisconsin.
    Credit: AP/The Duluth News-Tribune/Clint Austin

  • Recent Slide Shows

  • Share on Twitter
  • Share on Facebook
  • Thumbnails
  • Fullscreen
  • 1 of 11

Related Videos

Comments

 14 Comments

Comment Preview

Your name will appear as username

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href=""> <b> <em> <strong> <i> <blockquote>

follow salon

Most Read

Popular on Reddit

links from salon.com

vote
FBI reportedly joins Bachmann campaign finance probe
226 points227 points | 13 comments
vote
Jon Karl makes things worse: He regrets “inaccurate” Benghazi email but says his story based on it “still entirely stands.” Really. ABC News?
194 points195 points | 30 comments
vote
Paul Krugman’s right: Austerity kills. "In an economy where we’re all in the same boat, one person’s spending is another person’s income. So when the government cuts spending, it reduces people’s income, leading to less business, more unemployment, and a vicious spiral of slowing down the economy."
204 points205 points | 149 comments
vote
“Jodorowsky’s Dune”: The sci-fi classic that never was.
82 points83 points | 16 comments
vote
Doug Henwood: Capitalism Thrives on Class Exploitation
44 points45 points | 8 comments

From Around the Web

Presented by Scribol
listener_new_rect The Listener: So long, Sookie Stackhouse

Recommendations