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Such a furor has grown around Bristol Palin’s jawline in recent days, the issue even earned itself the standard suffix of scandal: “Chingate.”
“Bristol Palin’s face looks different, doesn’t it?” asked Gawker, comparing before-and-after images of the eldest Palin daughter, noting her finer jawline. “What happened to Bristol Palin’s face?” demanded Us Weekly. Salon’s Drew Grant urged that we stop paying attention: “Yes, the daughter of reality show star and former V.P. candidate Sarah Palin has either dropped some weight, had a quick face transplant, or both. Though if we’re being reasonable, let’s sit down and consider whom it’s helping when we spend our day dissecting the features of a 20-year-old girl.”
Well, now the issue seems to be settled. The AP reports that, in a forthcoming issue of Us Weekly, “Palin admits her recent change in appearance was due to a procedure — but not plastic surgery.” It was for the “medical reasons” of realigning an overbite. But young Palin, who, according to Politico Click, has another reality TV show lined up, is pleased with the totally inadvertent aesthetic effects of her surgery.
Natasha Lennard is an assistant news editor at Salon, covering non-electoral politics, general news and rabble-rousing. Follow her on Twitter @natashalennard, email email@example.com.More Natasha Lennard.
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World's best pie apple. Essential for Tarte Tatin. Has five prominent ribs.
So pretty. So early. So ephemeral. Tastes like strawberry candy (slightly).
My personal fave. Ultra-crisp. Graham cracker flavor. Should be famous. Isn't.
High flavored with notes of blood orange and allspice. Very rare.
Jefferson's favorite. The best all-purpose American apple.
New Hampshire's native son has a grizzled appearance and a strangely addictive curry flavor. Very, very rare.
Makes the best hard cider in America. Soon to be famous.
Freak seedling found in an Oregon field in the '60s has pink flesh and a fragrant strawberry snap. Makes a killer rose cider.
Ben Franklin's favorite. Queen Victoria's favorite. Only apple native to NYC.
Really does taste like pineapple.