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Wednesday, Aug 17, 2011 1:01 PM UTC2011-08-17T13:01:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Rick Perry is America’s last rock-solid investment vehicle

From radioactive waste disposal to a chicken hatchery, the Texas governor's beneficence is an inspiration to us all

Rick Perry is America's last rock-solid investment vehicle

I’ve got just the ticket for getting America back to work. It’s pretty simple, actually! All we need to do is get every unemployed person in the country to cut Rick Perry a check for a couple hundred thousand dollars. Next stop: a new age of prosperity!

Lots of people have a pretty cartoonishly oversimplified idea of how money corrupts politics, so it’s nice when that cartoonish oversimplification turns out to be totally 100 percent accurate, as it is in the case of Mr. Perry and the 150 Texans who have given him $37 million over the last decade. The L.A. Times reports what those “megadonors” got for their money:

  • “Permission to build a low-level radioactive waste disposal site in Texas” for $1.12 million.
  • “$25 million a year in subsidies” for a Formula One racetrack for the low price of $400,000
  • “Multiple transportation contracts” and a University of Texas board of regents appointment for “more than $320,000.”
  • A $500,000 grant for a chicken hatchery and processing plant for $165,000
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Alex Pareene

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Tuesday, Jan 10, 2012 6:11 PM UTC2012-01-10T18:11:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Romney rivals all become socialists, to horror of conservatives

GOP candidates trash capitalism, and good on them

Mitt Romney and Rick Perry

Mitt Romney and Rick Perry  (Credit: AP)

Mitt Romney accidentally said he likes firing people the other day, sort of. A fair reading of his statement, in context, is much less damning. He was talking about insurance companies, and he was saying he likes the idea that a consumer can “fire” someone providing them a service and choose someone else to provide that service, which is well and good.

(I happen to think the “fire people” gaffe did reveal something essential about Romney’s character: Not that he’s a heartless capitalist robber baron, but that the man is incapable of speaking off-the-cuff without saying something bizarre and tone-deaf. “I like being able to fire people who provide services to me” is just a really weird phrase, and an odd way of expressing a perfectly reasonable sentiment.)

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Thursday, Dec 29, 2011 2:30 PM UTC2011-12-29T14:30:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Today’s GOP makes Mississippi look liberal

Most 2012 contenders back a personhood amendment too extreme for a red, red state, while Rick Perry hits a new low

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Rick Santorum, Rick Perry, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, Michele Bachmann and Jon Huntsman

Rick Santorum, Rick Perry, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, Michele Bachmann and Jon Huntsman  (Credit: AP)

The flailing Rick Perry is trying to revive his sinking campaign by histrionically announcing he’s changed his views on abortion and now opposes it even in cases of rape and incest. Apparently Perry met a young woman who’d been conceived as a result of rape, and that changed his mind.

“Looking in her eyes, I couldn’t come up with an answer to defend the exemptions for rape and incest,” he said at a “tele-town hall” sponsored by far-right Iowa radio host Steve Deace. “And over the course of the last few weeks, the Christmas holidays and reflecting on that … all I can say is that God was working on my heart.”

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Wednesday, Dec 21, 2011 5:30 PM UTC2011-12-21T17:30:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

“Rick Perry is just like my dad”

A conservative endorsement

Rick Perry

Rick Perry  (Credit: AP/Eric Gay)

Ten contributors to the conservative blog RedState have collaborated on a post endorsing Rick Perry for the presidency. Yes, that Rick Perry. The one who hasn’t led a national poll of Republicans since late September. The one who only makes headlines when he says something amusingly stupid. “Don’t settle,” their headline urges. Don’t settle for someone who doesn’t routinely humiliate himself every single time he attempts to speak extemporaneously.

The post lays out Perry’s oft-told history of being a true conservative tax-cuttin’ god-fearin’ job-creator, says every other candidate is vulnerable and insists that Perry can win. But what about the fact that the guy appears to be the dumbest person in the room every time he’s in front of a camera? Oh, that’s a minor problem, really.

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Alex Pareene

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Friday, Dec 9, 2011 5:00 PM UTC2011-12-09T17:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Rick Perry: More disliked than Rebecca Black

As his ad goes viral -- and divides his campaign -- the Texas governor proves again to be a world-class punch line

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Rick Perry  (Credit: rickperry.org)

Which FTD Thank You bouquet do you think John Pike sent Rick Perry this week? Did he go for the “Sweet Splendor” or the “Because You’re Special”? Maybe he opted for the Hickory Farms sausage and cheese box? He must have done something grand, because who else but Rick Perry could have provided the Internet with the most funny-horrible thing since Pepper Spray Cop?

You’ve seen the “Strong” video by now. Your friends have posted it all over Facebook, usually with a string of LOLs underneath. In a campaign ad that, unfortunately for Perry, strongly evokes both Heath Ledger’s tormented performance and his sartorial leanings in “Brokeback Mountain,” the man who uproariously still believes he has a shot at the White House says, “I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a Christian, but you don’t need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there’s something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school.” He goes on to promise, “As president, I’ll end Obama’s war on religion. And I’ll fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage.” (Perry staffers are already distancing themselves from responsibility, with his top pollster calling the ad “nuts.”)

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Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 1:00 PM UTC2011-11-22T13:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Debate advice for Rick Perry – slam Newt!

The Texas governor needs a win, and he can get it by tying Gingrich to Mitt Romney. They're flip and flop

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Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney

Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney  (Credit: Reuters/Scott Audette)

This is Texas Gov. Rick Perry’s moment. The GOP primary campaign has always been an effort to winnow the many candidates down to two: Mitt Romney and Not Mitt Romney. It’s got to be killing Perry (assuming he feels any pain at all) to watch Gingrich emerge as the latest Not Mitt.

Gingrich is still surging in the polls – the latest to find him in first place is CNN – and while I think his history of selling himself to corporate America will ultimately turn off Tea Partyers, what do I know about Tea Partyers, anyway? I try to give them credit for ideological consistency – they supposedly hate crony capitalism, and Newt is its poster boy – but I may be politically naive in that.

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