2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
The ongoing debt saga in Washington is probably more than a little bit disheartening to onlookers. What first began as a quixotic plan to get leaders in Congress to compromise on a deficit reduction strategy predictably yielded little in the way of progress. This should have all but guaranteed massive spending cuts to both Democratic and Republic sacred cows … except that congressional Republicans have since begun jockeying to renege on the military cuts that were originally intended to ensure they acted in good faith.
As Jon Stewart put it on “The Daily Show” last night: ”You know Congress, this is why people don’t like you”
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Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.